Hello peoples! I, CrazyCharlette-Real Reloaded, am writing this chapter as a mini collaboration between SnivyTrainer and me! I hope that I can do a good job and try to not to get hunted down by Swift at the same time…
SnivyTrainer here as well as I needed a bit of help on this one plus there will be some surprise guests on the island which will screw the universe.
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"CAMPERS, WAKE UP AND HEAD DOWN TO THE BEACH, ASAP!" Virizion yelled into a megaphone, making every camper mumble and go back to sleep.
"They're tired," Kavi advised, eating a bunch of bananas.
"TIRED MY **!" his companion yelled, waving about a rocket launcher. She pressed a button and the rocket exploded, waking up the campers.
'DOWN TO THE BEACH OR VOLCARONA WILL SERVE BAKED BEANS FOR A WEEK!" Kavi yelled, making the campers run down to the beach. They had to sit on the sand, since the hosts were in the only two seats.
"Okay, we have more dares for all of you guys," Virizion started, making Keldeo drag over a whole sack of envelopes. "The majority of them are Swift dares but there are other ones too."
"Yeah, like you two making out for hours!" Keldeo screamed, the sack tipping over and landing on him. "Not to mention that Cobalion and I have-"
Virizion used Energy Ball to blast him away to Kyurem's cave, where the water pony landed on the snoozing ice dragon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!"
"And that is the sound of someone being painfully frozen for twelve days," Kavi commented.
"Other than that, we have two new guests on the island and they will host when we don't, please meet Rainbow Dash and Soarin," Kavi added
Two ponies came from the air as one had a rainbow mane, very light cerulean coat, two wings and a moderate cerise colored eyes while the other's coat was a very pale cornflower blue with Dark grayish phthalo blue mane and emerald green eyes along with two wings. The first one was obviously female as the other was male and they had a mark on their rear, a thunderbolt with wings on the male and the female had rainbow shaped like a thunderbolt with a cloud on top of it.
"Hi there, the name's Rainbow Dash and I am the fastest flyer that's every lived," the female introduced
"Sure you are, unless you can fly faster than me," Kavi retorted
"You wanna see?"
"Try me,"
"Okay, let's not get to carried away here but they did invite us. The name's Soarin," the male said
"Good to meet you both, I'm Virizion and that's Kavi over there," Virizion greeted
"Why are they here?" LeShara questioned impatient
"They are going to help us with dares today," Kavi explained
"First dare: Sapphire, "do it" with Swift in the cabins." Virizion read
Sapphire widened her eyes as Swift's jaw dropped.
"Are you serious?" Sapphire asked
"Yes, we are very serious," Virizion replied
Sapphire grabbed Swift as they slithered to the cabins and had their privacy time, their "love" privacy time.
"Heh, this one is a little gross, Joshua, take a bath in Michael's throw up and lick yourself clean," Soarin read
Joshua looked at the throw up as it was left all night there as he rolled around in it but when he tried to lick himself clean, he threw up.
"Aw, I was hoping for some racing, in fact this one is for Miles. Race against Swift in an explosive track," Dash read as Swift came back looking tired
"What happened to you?" Blade asked
"You don't wanna know," Swift replied as he took out his Vodka and took a shot which kicked him back full energy
Miles and Swift ran as fast as they could against each other as Bouncing Betty's kept popping out of the ground trying to blow them up.
"** I thought that would work!" Kavi said as they kept dodging the bombs
"Try this, ready Soarin?" Dash asked taking a TNT detonator
"Sure thing," Soarin replied pushing the button down causing the whole track to explode
Swift and Miles landed on the ground covered in soot.
"I need some next time," Kavi said to himself
"Swift, you get a bomb but it must be used on a loved one or a friend," Virizion read giving Swift the bomb
Swift saw the bomb was on 30 seconds as it was ticking along with him sweating so much about who to give it to. Swift sighed as he colored it like a baseball and gave it to Blade.
"Have my baseball Blade," Swift said
"Thanks Swift! Why is it ticking?" Blade asked
"It's a bomb," Swift replied smiling nervously
"You ***" Blade said before the bomb exploded
BOOM!
Blade's owned count: 11
"Kavi, watch a whole marathon of My Little Pony and survive," Soarin read as he chuckled
"Really? That's it, I've seen worse," Kavi stated as he was watching the TV
"Thunder, have a wrestling match with a Magmorter," Dash read
Thunder drank his protein shake as he cracked his knuckles at the Magmorter opponent.
"While he is doing that, let's see another one. This one is for Flim, isn't he eliminated?" Virizion asked
Flim came out of nowhere as Virizion sighed and read the note. "Insult Swift in the most possible way and survive,"
"Hey over grown banana! YOUR MOTHER CALLED AND TOLD ME TO DO HER TO MAKE YOU!" Flim yelled as Swift got angry
Swift was really mad about this as a vein popped out of his head. He grinned evilly though as Flim sweatdropped.
"Uh, you okay?" Flim asked
"I should be asking you that after you meet SHARKFACE!" Swift replied taking out a RPG with shark teeth painted on it
Swift fired the RPG as it hit directly sending Flim all the way back wherever he came from.
"Okay…. that was creepy," Virizion stated
"Moving on! Flare, kick a random guy in the balls," Soarin read as he cringed at the thought
Flare went up to Blade again as the Monferno gave him a Chuck Norris like kick to the balls.
Blade's owned count: 12 (Thanks for reminding me!)
"Thug, admit that your scared of girls," Dash said
"Um…OKAY ITS TRUE! I AM AFRAID OF GIRLS!" Thug yelled curling up in a ball
"All Fire types get hosed or swim in water for 15 minutes," Virizion read as Kavi paused the TV and took out a bazooka water gun
The Fire types groaned as they were blasted against the wall for 15 minutes. Kavi smiled as he went back to the TV.
"Cresselia, beat up Mew and Victini when you see them," Dash read as Cresselia and Darkrai were no where in sight
"Where are they?" Soarin asked
"I don't know…aw crap, their having fun in the trailer," Virizion groaned
"I don't want anymore details," Soarin said
"Blade and Dew, fight each other for Flare," Dash read as the two males glared at each other
"She's mine otter," Blade said
"No, she is mine steel for brains," Dew replied
"Skirt wearer!"
"Pain magnet!"
"SEAL!"
"NINJA!"
"HEY, THAT's…that's actually a compliment," Blade replied confused
Blade and Dew went into an epic duel as they were literally trying to kill each other.
"Okay, two more dares and they are both for Swift. Kavi takes your Tommy and puts it in a pile of other ones and you have to dig for it. Plus you have to sing….AGAIN!" Virizion read
"Why me?" Swift complained, tipping water out of his fedora. "This baby cost me $1,000!"
"Suck it up," Virizion replied. "Be grateful you didn't get that thing fried to a crisp."
"Do I have to sing?" Swift again complained
"Yes, while you are looking for your gun," Soarin replied
Swift sighed as he then took a breath and began to sing, but something stopped him as he spotted his gun right away because unlike the others, he marked his Tommy by putting a deep cut on it.
"Found it," Swift replied
"You still have to sing!" Virizion yelled
"Bad news, that's all the time we have," Saorin informed Virizion
"Okay, well, we'll continue this tomorrow starting with Swift," Dash added
"Please join us next time for another chapter of Total...Drama...IDIOTIC ISLAND!" Kavi screamed into the camera, breaking it.
Readers, I hope you've enjoyed this chapter. Swift dares are appreciated, and I think that the others are relieved that he has to bear the full weight of them! *hint, hint*
Yes, and can you guess what Swift will sing but who cares about that! I'll ASK YOU! SEND IN A SONG REQUEST AND I WILL SEE IF SWIFT WILL SING IT! THESE ARE MY ONLY RULES FOR THE SONG!
1: It has to be appropriate
2: It can be a duet or something
3: It can be from any TV show except rated M ones
4: I DO NOT ACCEPT RAP, CLASSICS, COUNTRY OR HIP-HOP! I just don't seem interested in those. But whatever!
SO SEND IN MORE DARES AND I WILL TRY TO GET THEM IN! I tried to do everyone but I have a certain amount of time on the computer so I can't type that much. So, I hope you like it and give a hand to CC over hear!