FanFiction Royal Rumble II
Chapter 14: The Celtic Warrior Strikes
In the last chapter: Charlie Sheen made his appearance and nearly made a pinata out of Alejandro's skull, while Randy Orton just went on a frenzy and started RKO'ing the hell out of the competition. But the most shocking thing of last chapter was Antonio Cesaro lifting up Total Drama Island winner Owen for the Neutralizer! But in this chapter, get ready for a whole lot more of shocks and surprises coming in the biggest Royal Rumble In history! Make sure you hold on to your seat...
Rated T for violence and language.
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Just slithering like a venomous Viper, Randy Orton watched as the last remaining seconds displayed on the Rumble clock, just slowly awaiting the next competitor with a count of 10.
10!... 9!... 8!... 7!... 6!... 5!... 4!... 3!... 2!... 1! *BZZT!*
It's a shameful thing, lost your head
A careless man who could wind up dead!
Entrant #59: Sheamus
When the next entrant's music was heard, the rest of the crowd attending the Garden all stood up in momentous cheers as the 59th entrant, Sheamus appeared upon the entrance stage as Randy Orton stared him down.
Jim Ross: It's Sheamus! Sheamus is number 59!
Michael Cole: And this packed house inside Madison Square Garden is going crazy for the Brogue Kick Hooligan known as Sheamus!
Bobby Heenan: That's nice! The Lucky Charms Leprechaun grew up and now's he's sporting a red beard! This is Irish Hell alright!
Taking no time, the Celtic Warrior raced through the aisle and inside the ring in which both Sheamus and Randy Orton began to go right at each other like brawling dogs just trading shots of punches against each other.
Mike Tenay: This one's going fast as it is! And neither man is stopping!
Jim Ross: And it seems to me that Sheamus has got the momentum so far!
Sheamus then backed Randy Orton into a corner and have him what seemed to be a 10-count clothesline salute.
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!
After feeling the sting of those clotheslines, the Viper held on to his heart in pain, like if he was suffering a heart attack, but alas, he was not.
Joey Styles: Man, imagine having those type of clotheslines stinging your chest every chance you get!
Tazz: No kidding. The Viper's feeling like a case of heartburn as far as I'm concerned!
As Randy Orton laid chestfirst on the floor due to the clotheslines given to him by Sheamus, The Celtic Warrior soon turned around...
...and saw Ryu just jump out of the top rope hoping to land Sheamus with a nice flying body press. It would have indeed worked, hadn't Sheamus caught him in mid-air. Sheamus held onto the World Warrior in a backbreaker position as he got back on his feet and chuckled
Jim Ross: I'll be damned, but Sheamus saw Ryu coming with that move!
Bobby Heenan: It's a miracle! The Lucky Charms leprechaun can lift him up!
Mike Tenay: *to Brain* Are you gonna keep calling him a leprechaun every chance you get?
Bobby Heenan: I got plenty more of them coming, Tenay!
Carrying Ryu on his shoulders, Sheamus then postioned Ryu in a fireman's carry, but hung on to the World Warrior's neck. Without any hesistation...
...Sheamus fell back, alongside Ryu, hitting one of his signatures clean with the Celtic Cross!
Joey Styles: And Ryu gets put down with the Celtic Cross!
Jim Ross: That felt pretty stupid of Ryu to do there!
Tazz: It's like if Sheamus had some sort of Spider Sense thing going on here!
As Sheamus was about to get up, Austin Aries try to jump all over him, but Sheamus caught him at the right place as he grabbed the back of Austin Aries head and sent him over the top rope but managed to hang on to the apron, just to prevent an elimination.
Bobby Heenan: He hung on! Austin Aries hung on to the ropes.
Jim Ross: Yes, but it might not be for long!
Seeing Aries by the apron, Sheamus wrapped his arms right around the upper rope, therefore trapping the Greatest man Who Ever Lived just like he was trapped in a pair of shackles in a dungeon.
Sheamus raised his fist in victory and then sent it right down to Austin Aries's chest multiple times. With every hit of Sheamus's fist right to Aries's chest, the people counted to 10 with each shot. He was feeling red marks come through his chest because of each stinging shot that Sheamus sent to him.
Mike Tenay: Austin Aries is not catching a break here!
Michael Cole: Sheamus is just firing away at the rumble! He's like an Irish cannonball just taking down an entire ship!
An entire minute had now passed as Bret Hart and Triple H suddenly met in an intense encounter. This staredown couldn't be more clear. 50 percent of the fans were right behind The Hitman as 50 percent of the fans were behind the King of Kings.
Jim Ross: Oh, man... is this gonna blow up!
Michael Cole: You had to expect that something like this would happen between HitMan and Triple H! And now it's happening!
Tazz: I'm about to lose my place in my seat! This is incredible!
After that chilling staredown, both Bret Hart and Triple H fired at one another. But just like Orton and Sheamus, the momentum kept on changing with each shot.
After punch after punch, and clothesline after clothesline, the momentum was clearly on Triple H.
Jim Ross: Triple H is on a roll!
Michael Cole: Bret Hart is being crowned by the Game! It won't be time now before Triple H hits the Pedigree on the Hitman.
Bobby Heenan: We might as well see that if the King of Kings wouldn't waste time!
And after he put down the Hitman with a Double AA spinebuster, a shot of adrenaline shot way up through the Game as he got back up on his feet. The rest of the crowd was ecstatic as the 14-time World Champion picked up the Hitman and wrapped his arms right around his back. Triple H was actually gonna pedigree the Hitman to oblivion!
Tazz: Here we go! Triple H is gonna do it!
Mike Tenay: This move could be enough to decapitate the Hitman, or at least, get him down long enough for him to be thrown out.
Somehow, Triple H got a good tug from him, but the Hitman scooched The Game forward to the ropes for some unknown reason.
However, what Triple H didn't see coming was Ryback, who connected The King of Kings with an impressive meat-hook clothesline, which sent Triple H tumbling forward over the ropes and onto the floor, therefore eliminating triple H to a deafening applause.
Jim Ross: *in shocked expression* Triple H is out! Triple H is out!
Michael Cole: I dont believe what I saw! Ryback just eliminated Triple H from the Rumble!
Joey Styles: Triple H can't even believe his own eyes there!
50th Elimination: Triple H; Eliminated by Ryback; Duration: 41:40
Stunned that he was eliminated by unexpected fashion, Triple H took his sledgehammer and walked away like he was a defeated man, but nevertheless he got a standing ovation for his efforts in the Rumble.
Jim Ross: Look at this ovation coming from Triple H! He lasted in there for about 40 minutes!
Bobby Heenan: He's taking his crown and going! Looks like we might have a new Rumble favorite in Ryback, it seems!
As Ryback was watching Triple H go, he was suddenly leaped by Phineas Flynn who was trying to lock in a sleeper hold. To add in shock, Rainbow Dash also happened to leap on Phineas trapping him with a sleeper hold of his own. Bad mistake there, Phineas and Rainbow Dash.
Ryback suddenly noticed this and wrapped both Phineas and Rainbow Dash by the torso and carried them in a torture rack state around his shoulders.
Tazz: Oh man! Ryback's pulling double duty again!
Jim Ross: Phineas and Rainbow Dash don't know what they've got themsevles into!
Ryback then started to march around the ring, and just before anyone heard it, he dropped Phineas and Rainbow Dash hard with another Double Shell Shocked.
Joey Styles: My god, Phineas got cracked there really good! And so is his ribs!
Bobby Heenan: Looks like a pile of broken Nacho Cheese-flavored Doritos! Too bad we don't have a janitor to sweep Phineas off the mat!
Michael Cole: Or Rainbow Dash for that matter, Brain! And it looks like number 60 is about to make his way! Let's see who it is!
As both Phineas and Rainbow Dash was still reeling from the move by Ryback, the last 10 seconds ticked on the Rumble clock as people stood up to see who was next.
10!... 9!... 8!... 7!... 6!... 5!... 4!... 3!... 2!... 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #60: Rangiku Matsumoto (Bleach)
Tazz: Oh yeah, we hit jackpot, baby!
Joey Styles: *surprised by Rangiku's appearance* Well, that's something you don't see everyday! It's Bleach beauty Rangiku Matsumoto!
Michael Cole: *looking at her breasts* Well, that's a nice apparel of clothing she's got on. Hope it doesn't get me distracted!
As the rest of the fanboys were about to suffer nosebleeds because of the next entrant's sudden cleavage holding up by Shinigami (what the people of Soul Society wear), Rangiku Matsumoto began dashing right inside the ring.
And the first contestant to encounter Rangiku was Total Drama's Queen Bee Heather, in which she responded with an open-palm slap to Heather's pretty face, which sent her down immediately!
Joey Styles: Yeouch! Heather got bitch-slapped by Matsumoto!
Mike Tenay: I'll say! I think Heather's relieving that painful moment back on Total Drama World Tour! At least her tooth wasn't loose this time!
Bobby Heenan: *looking at Heather's hair* Man, if Heather's hair gets any longer, she's gonna start looking more like Crystal Gayle with a chipped tooth!
Having successfully slapped Heather, Rangiku went to the side of the ring and went inside Dan's bin of hardcore. She reached out for something all right.
But that something was in the form of a sake bottle!
Joey Styles: Is that a sake bottle she's got on her hands?
Tazz: Man, how any objects were stuffed into that thing?
Bobby Heenan: We talking about her breasts?
Michael Cole: I'm certain Tazz means the garbage can, Brain!
Without wasting any time, Rangiku popped the cork open and started drinking a little bit of the sake.
Michael Cole: And now she's nearly downing the bottle a little!
Jim Ross: What a fine way to get drunk in the middle of a Rumble! This could be a mistake for her fighting in this state!
The next man Rangiku approached next was perhaps John Cena. The leader of the Cenation tried to turn her straight to him...
...but the lieutenant of Squad 10 responded with a sake spit-take right on the face of Cena!
Mike Tenay: Whoa! What an interesting move by Rangiku! Cena's been blinded!
Tazz: I've seen people spit out fire or poison mist for much of my career, but never Sake before! Imagine what it can do to your eyes!
With Cena still blinded by the Sake that Rangiku spat out at him, Austin Aries took this moment and capitalized.
He put Cena in a front headlock position and then lifted him up in a suplex state. Without any hesistation, Aries dropped Cena right on his head with a brainbuster!
Mike Tenay: And Austin Aries drops John Cena with a brainbuster!
Joey Styles: Imagine the brain that must be swelling up inside Cena's skull because of that impact.
Austin Aries spent his time showing off a bit before Charlie Sheen approached right behind him with a Singapore Cane still in hand.
When The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived turned right around, the tiger blooded warlock whacked Austin Aries in the head so hard, that the impact sent Aries over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him.
Jim Ross: The so-called Greatest Man Who Ever Lived is now out of the Rumble!
Tazz: I think the only thing Austin Aries is gonna be seeing is stars coming through his head! Charlie Sheen whacked him good!
51st Elimination: Austin Aries; Eliminated by Charlie Sheen; Duration: 15:01
(FUN FACT: At one time in TNA, Austin Aries went into somewhat of a directors persona by the name of Austin Starr. How horrifying is that?)
As Austin left with such anger and disappointment in his face, the action continued on as Justin tried to eliminate Ryu the best that he could at the left corner. Justin was trying to pull hard the best that he could before Ryu elbowed him right through the eye.
Justin soon held his left eye in pain as Ryu took a deep breath. Not even thinking one bit, Ryu leaped up the middle rope and tried to strike Justin with a nice disaster kick, but the male model smoothly moved out of the way. Seeing Ryu down and out, Justin took the time to capitalize by leaping from the second rope and springboarding back to Ryu with a nice tornado DDT.
Joey Styles: Impressive counter by Justin!
Bobby Heenan: Ryu could be K.O.'ed right there! He's always used to go down like that.
Jim Ross: Well, at least Ryu had never heard the term 'give up' once in his life. He never does.
Meanwhile a good 30 seconds passed on as Owen picked up Antonio Cesaro in a death valley driver position. Owen at first thought about slamming him at first, but that would be too quick.
Instead, Owen did the unthinkable and just started to spin Antonio Cesaro around just like what The Angry Video Game Nerd did to Daniel Bryan way back then. It was a definite, yet very fast airplane spin that just happened to last a very good 12 seconds.
Jim Ross: Look at Owen go! Just spinning Antonio Cesaro around like a dreidel!
Bobby Heenan: He's spinning him around like pizza dough! Any chance that Owen's gonna eat him later?
Mike Tenay: *cringing a little bit* I really doubt Owen would do something like that...
As Owen finally put him down, Cesaro started to warble all cross the ring while his whole Anti-American head kept on spinning through Madison Square Garden, just like Daniel Bryan was.
Joey Styles: Oh no, please tell me this isn't gonna happen again...
Tazz: We can only hope that it doesn't, let me tell ya!
Antonio Cesaro started to heave a bit a couple of times as he could feel the inside of him churning...
...but luckily, the current United States Champion managed to gulp, therefore successfully keeping his bile in and preventing a massive vomit spill inside the ring. As he did however, the remaining 10 seconds started to tick down to the next contestant ready to enter the biggest Rumble in history.
10!... 9!... 8!... 7!... 6!... 5!... 4!... 3!... 2!... 1! *BZZT!*
IT'S TIME!... IT'S TIME!... IT'S VADER TIME!
Entrant #61: Vader
Hearing that familiar music from the 1990's blast all across the Garden, the next entrant which was the man they call Vader, walked with such pure intensity and mass size that would intimidate everybody competing in the Rumble. And it was to a surprise ovation!
Michael Cole: *shocked* OH MY!
Mike Tenay: 'Oh my' is right! It's the former WCW World Champion Vader! Vader is here in the Royal Rumble!
Jim Ross: If I were in the Rumble, I'd get the hell outta here and keep on running! Vader is definitely gonna be a monster the first thing he steps into the ring!
J.R. could've made any more sense as Vader finally stepped inside of the ring. Tightening his gloves, the rest of the competitors all looked at him. Some were afraid and some were less intimidated by him. The first one to feel his pain was Antonio Cesaro.
As Cesaro kept on wobbling around because of that airplane spin made by Owen, Vader knocked Cesaro down with a mega clothesline.
Jim Ross: Vader takes down Cesaro with a hard clothesline!
Mike Tenay: That's gonna make Cesaro extra woozy there! I don't know how he can capitalize right now.
After Vader was done to Cesaro, he moved on to Phineas, who had just gotten up from the piggy-back stunner made by Ryback. Vader picked up Phineas Flynn and hit him with a huge powerbomb, which also added injury to Phineas's tender ribs.
Michael Cole: Oh, and Phineas gets powerbomb by the huge mastodon!
Tazz: I think Phineas may end up regretting re-entering the ring! Those ribs may be shattered like glass!
The next man to take on the huge 400-pound Vader was the World Warrior himself, Ryu! After a few punches and kicks that failed to even effect Vader, Ryu ran back through the ropes and tried to strike Vader with a clothesline...
...but Vader countered by lifting up Ryu with a gorilla press and carried him next to John Cena and Sheamus, in which he tossed Ryu in front of them, sending Cena and Sheamus down.
Jim Ross: The big Vader just flew Ryu right on top of John Cena and Sheamus!
Bobby Heenan: He hasn't lost his touch! Even after 20 years, he's still got it!
With the crowd chanting "You Still Got It" to Vader, he was being approached to Ryback, who had a very hungry look on his face. Seeing this encounter about to happen, the crowd stood up on their feet.
Michael Cole: Whoa, please tell me I'm not dreaming! Is Ryback and Vader about to blow up?
Tazz: It could very well be like that! This is about to turn into a nuclear war in the Royal Rumble!
With the aggressive breathing coming between the two men, both Ryback and Vader struck back and forth. It was like two bulls just charging against each other with forearm shots after forearm shots. But this time, the momentum was shockingly right to Vader's size. Even Ryback couldn't believe it!
Jim Ross: Vader is just giving it hard to Ryback!
Bobby Heenan: It looks like Vader's about to chew Ryback in and spit 'em out!
Joey Styles: That would be interesting to see when Vader's the size of a Mack truck!
Seeing Ryback affected by Vader's shots, the Mastodon whipped Ryback through the ropes and tried to strike him down with a roaring clothesline...
...but the meat-hungry Ryback ducked down and striked down Vader with a jaw-breaking meat-hook clothesline!
Jim Ross: Well, I'll be damned! Ryback just knocked down 400 pounds of pure monstrosity!
Bobby Heenan: It's like if Ryback was a human hand and Vader was a Jenga tower!
Michael Cole: Heck, I'll take your word for it, Brain!
As people were in a frenzy that Ryback knocked down Vader, the rest of the action commenced as Heather was suddenly bumped right into Rangiku Matsumoto when Randy Orton dropkicked the Queen Bee right into the Lieutenant of Squad 10 from the Soul Society.
Seeing that she hated to be bumped by someone more deceiving than Heather, Rangiku raised up her sword in which it made Heather freaked out a bit, but managed to stay on her feet.
Michael Cole: *reacting* Please don't tell me Rangiku's gonna kill Heather in the Rumble!
Jim Ross: There's a rule against killing in the Rumble! You can use powers if necessary, but murder is not allowed!
Bobby Heenan: I think Rangiku's gonna slice and dice asian Crystal Gayle!
Jim Ross: *clueless by Brain's comment about Heather* I'm certain you refer to her as Heather, I assume.
With her sword set on the Queen Bee, Rangiku yelled out "Roar Haineko!" and without a moment to waste...
...her sword just disappeared in a huge smoky ash. Heather just reacted a little more and not to mention Michael Cole as well.
Michael Cole: Wha-? What in the hell happened to her sword? Is it gone?
Jim Ross: That's really weird. But then again, I never watched 'Bleach' so I think it makes sense.
Joey Styles: Heather is as clueless as it is!
But then, just like magic, the smoky ash flew right through Heather's fabric of her top in which it was sliced and let the entire top down. Therefore, Heather became topless in which the male demographic reacted with so much hoots and hollers coming from the WWE Universe. The Queen Bee let out a freaked-out scream and covered herself!
Joey Styles: *mesmerized by a topless Heather* OH MY GOD!
Tazz: Oh my god is right! Heather's topless!
Mike Tenay: That's sure to strike up Pay Per View viewership!
Just covering herself with embarassment, Rangiku suddenly grabbed the back of Heather's hair and just sent her flying over the top rope and down into the floor resulting in an elimination.
Michael Cole: Heather's gone from the Rumble!
Bobby Heenan: This Queen Bee got stung outta there thanks to Rangiku!
52nd Elimination: Heather; Eliminated by Rangiku Matsumoto; Duration: 1:01:38
Jim Ross: Well, this is amazing! Heather managed to last an hour and a minute! What an impressive display of resilience!
Mike Tenay: If Heather could have managed to stay in the ring for several entries, she would have broken the Angry Video Game Nerd's record for longest-lasting superstar in this Rumble. Looks like she'll have to settle for the Runner-up award for the Fanfiction Royal Rumble award instead.
As Heather continued to run back the aisle with her chest covered by her own hands, right back at the turnbuckle, the man they call Vader kept on pummeling Justin almost half to death. Those kinds of hits were bruising Justin's beautiful body a bit, but luckily, he was taking each shot just like a man.
Vader kept on pummeling Justin until he was now laying like a timbering totem pole. However, in Vader's eyes, he knew that it was the set-up for one of his devastating finishers, the Vader Bomb!
Michael Cole: Uh-oh, it's this what I think it is?
Bobby Heenan: Vader's looking to crack Justin like a coconut if he lands this!
Joey Styles: I won't lie! No one, and I mean no one, is gonna get up from something like this!
Vader then approached the middle rope, looked at a fallen Justin from upside down and began to wobble up and down, hoping to squash Justin. So Vader took a leap...
...but only for Justin to roll out of the way just in time so that Vader could kiss the mat and body hard like a fallen meteor.
Mike Tenay: Vader missed! Vader missed the Vader Bomb!
Bobby Heenan: Smart move of Justin! If he was squashed, his career as a model would've been shortened like that!
Jim Ross: I'm certain that could've been the point there! Luckily for Justin, his body lives another day!
As Justin lets out a small breath of relief hoping that he didn't get crushed by Vader himself, the 10 second rumble clock was displayed once again as the crowd all anticipated who would number 62 be.
Michael Cole: Heads up, we got another contestant coming!
10!... 9!... 8!... 7!... 6!... 5!... 4!... 3!... 2!... 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #62: Eric Cartman (South Park)
The theme song to one of Comedy Central's longest-running animated shows started to play as South Park's own anti-hero Eric Cartman raced down the aisle. The rest of the people laughed of how funny Cartman was running.
Michael Cole: *looking surprised* Well, at least I'm familiar with this character!
Joey Styles: It's little Eric Cartman from "South Park"!
Jim Ross: It's been 13 years since he arrived on the scene in 1997 and yet he's still has no sign of changing!
With his small stature, Cartman rolled under the ropes and entered the ring and just started hitting right away at each man he was looking at. He started to hit right away at Bret Hart, Charlie Sheen, John Cena, Randy Orton, and Sheamus. But knowing that he was small, he was hitting right at their ribs.
Michael Cole: Look at Cartman go!
Mike Tenay: He's trying to hit away one by one, but I don't think it's affecting the rest of the contestants!
Bobby Heenan: Can you blame, Cartman? It's like a midget trying to punch at Shaq's legs!
Cartman continued his frenzy as he still kept on attacking one by one. He now struck Justin, Owen, Vader, Sheamus, Ryback and Ryu, but none of Cartman's blows were effecting them whatsoever. He was just going crazy like he was suddenly ape-shit as it was!
But however, when he looked right at Rainbow Dash, the weather pony responded with a nice dropkick that sent the fat 9-year old down like a brick wall.
Joey Styles: And Cartman's face gets dropkicked in the form of Rainbow Dash!
Jim Ross: Well, all of the blows Cartman gave to the rest of the guys taller than him failed, but at least he'll get competition with somebody his own size!
Mike Tenay: Don't forget about Phineas too, J.R.
As Cartman was still being recovered from that hard dropkick, Owen and Justin both took their focus on the meat-hungry Ryback. Doing the best they can in the Rumble, both men attacked Ryback with blows right to the ribs, leaving Ryback's ribs tender enough to have him whipped right to the ropes...
...but only for Ryback to duck the double clothesline from Justin and Owen and whipped right back the ropes again to connect the Eye Candy and the 296-pound Canadian with a double meat-hook clothesline!
Jim Ross: And both Justin and Owen get fed with a double meat-hook clothesline in Ryback!
Bobby Heenan: I've never seen Owen go down like a weeble-wobble before!
Ryback soon turned to the crowd and yelled out "Finish It!" to a deafening ovation. The crowd was pumped of what they were gonna see next. So Ryback soon focused on Owen as he picked him up in a fisherman's suplex position.
Michael Cole: Okay, there is absolutely no way Ryback's gonna lift Owen up like that! Owen's larger than an anvil!
Tazz: Yeah, and I highly doubt Ryback's gonna lift the hell off of Owen with a size quite like the fatboy himself!
But Tazz's doubts soon turned to amazement when Ryback managed to lift Owen off his feet in a torture rack state due to the freaked out amazement from the people attending Madison Square Garden.
Joey Styles: *reacting* OH MY GOD! RYBACK JUST LIFTED UP OWEN LIKE A RAGDOLL!
Michael Cole: *reacting as well* YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Tazz: *standing up on his seat* HOLY S-! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Marching around the ring with Owen on his shoulders, Ryback ran and fell down with Owen crashing right into the mat with the most impossible Shell Shocked everyone ever seen!
Mike Tenay: Owen just got shell shocked courtesy of Ryback! That was even amazing the first time he did it, mainly in one of his matches against Tensai!
Jim Ross: These people are up on their feet! And I don't think Ryback is done here just yet!
Seeing that he wasn't yet satisfied, Ryback looked right to a fallen Justin, who was still recovering from the meat-hook clothesline given to him by the meat-hungry Ryback.
The meat-eater from Sin City then picked Justin right up in a fisherman's suplex to go for perhaps the fourth Shell Shocked of the night.
Michael Cole: And Ryback is about to make a roasted pig out of Justin here!
Bobby Heenan: He's gonna get served on a silver platter with an apple on his mouth if Ryback does this to him!
But what happened next would become so much shock and awe. As Ryback lifted up Justin in a torture rack position, the meat-eater got too close to the ropes in which the male model hung on and turned his body over through the top rope, in which amazingly, his legs trapped Ryback by the neck, hoping for a hurricanrana whip. But it was gonna take another muscle to get Ryback out, but luckily, there was.
Despite being worn out for trying to make a failed impression at the first Rumble, Eric Cartman capitalized on this occasion as he snuck up on Ryback and lifted up his legs which sent him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to the fans and Cartman's surprise!
Jim Ross: *reacting* OH MY GAWD! RYBACK'S OUT!
Michael Cole: *reacting as well* YOU REALLY GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
Joey Styles: RYBACK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY ERIC CARTMAN AND JUSTIN!
Mike Tenay: What an unexpected moment! It's like Maven eliminating the Undertaker back at the 2002 Royal Rumble!
53rd Elimination: Ryback; Eliminated by Eric Cartman and Justin; Duration: 55:40
Stunned that he was eliminated, Ryback decided to take his defeat like a man and walk up to the aisle to a bunch of screaming fans who gave him an applause of how long he lasted in this now history-making Rumble. 55 minutes was so much impressive for Ryback.
And so was Justin, who still managed to hang on to the apron after escaping that horrendous Shell Shocked that he almost received at the hands of Ryback. After keeping his time to take a deep breath, he looked up...
...only for Sheamus to come running in and land a hard Brogue Kick straight to Justin's face which sent him falling right to the floor, resulting in an elimination!
Tazz: *falling out of his seat* OH S**T! WHERE DID SHEAMUS COME FROM?
Jim Ross: Justin has been eliminated by Sheamus in the form of the Brogue Kick!
Michael Cole: There goes Justin's chances of winning the Fanfiction Royal Rumble! That really hurts! Literally!
54th Elimination: Justin; Eliminated by Sheamus; Duration: 45:43
Disappointed that he was eliminated suddenly by the Celtic Warrior, Justin sent out his frustration on the steel steps a little before he looked right up to the entry flags, knowing that he still had a chance to win this thing if he were to re-enter later on.
Joey Styles: I can't say Justin is disappointed at his elimination, but from the looks of him, I think he's still got a chance.
Mike Tenay: By the way he's looking at those re-entry flags, he's gonna wait for the right time to get one and re-enter!
Hoping that Tenay's words would be true at a stand-point, Justin headed back into the locker room with a standing ovation from the Madison Square Garden crowd for his performance in this 2nd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble.
Meanwhile, Antonio Cesaro finally re-entered the ring after having recovered by that woozy spell made by Owen and his airplane spin. However, his time to re-enter the ring was all for naught as by the second the stepped in...
...he was clotheslined by Bret "Hitman" Hart which sent Cesaro over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in a first elimination for the Hitman.
Jim Ross: Cesaro is gone! Thanks on behalf to the Hitman!
Bobby Heenan: Looks like this Swiss Miss is spilled all over the floor! Cleanup on aisle 4!
Tazz: Cesaro is done for the day!
55th Elimination: Antonio Cesaro; Eliminated by Bret "HitMan" Hart; Duration: 11:48
Joey Styles: Antonio Cesaro never recovered from that sick airplane spin given by Owen! And it looks like to me we got another entrant coming our way in just about 10 seconds!
Joey Styles was right. As Antonio Cesaro walked away from the ring angry and disappointed, the 10 second mark appeared on the Rumble clock as another man was about to make his way.
10!... 9!... 8!... 7!... 6!... 5!... 4!... 3!... 2!... 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #63: Kurt Angle
Hearing the song of what seemed to be a sound-alike/rap version of "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider come through the fan's ears, they stood in cheers of the next entrant as inside the ring Charlie Sheen was waiting with his Singapore Cane gripping through his hand hoping that a certain Olympic Gold medalist would come into the ring.
Tazz: Oh, yeah! Now we're cooking!
Jim Ross: Here comes the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling history, Kurt Angle!
Michael Cole: He's a former WWE Champion, former Intercontinental Champion, former European Champion, former United States Champion, former TNA World Heavyweight Champion, and not to leave out the 1996 Gold Medal Winner at the Olympic Games at Atlanta!
Mike Tenay: Looks like Charlie Sheen's waiting for him! This is gonna be legendary!
Seeing the next entrant Kurt Angle stare at the cane-swinging tiger-blooded warlock with such velocity of a fearless American soldier, the Olympic Gold Medalist rushed through the ring with intensity.
To be continued once again!
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Before we go ahead with the stats, I want to make a special announcement I'm gonna make to those of you reading this.
I have announced that me and my partner CharlieHarperFan88 aka ForeverTheTorturedRebel are in plans to do a third Fanfiction Royal Rumble after this story is over. It might take a long time though, although we don't know how long, but trust us, it's gonna be something else! Maybe it'll be right around April or so. So without further to do...
Here are confirmations for the FanFiction Royal Rumble 3, coming up some time after this whole story/event is over:
The venue will take place at MetLife Stadium.
There will be two rings instead of one so that many contestants will fit at the same time.
Most of the contestants will return from this previous Royal Rumble.
Some of the contestants who had competed in the first annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble, but did not compete in the 2nd Fanfiction Royal Rumble will get a chance to compete once again.
There will be 7 re-entry flags instead of 5 next time.
Wrestlers like Fandango, Jack Swagger and Mark Henry are confirmed alongside others who had not yet competed in both Fanfiction Royal Rumbles.
Characters like Dipper and Mabel Pines of Gravity Falls fame alongside The SWAT Kats and Catwoman are also confirmed, alongside more brand new contestants as well.
Five members of Aces & Eights will also be confirmed. (We're not telling you who.)
CharlieHarperFan88/ForeverTheTorturedRebel and LordRyuTJ will choose who gets a chance to be in. (Don't whine if your favorite doesn't get in, just enjoy the show.)
The winner of Fanfiction Royal Rumble 3 will get a nice trophy and $10,000,000 in cold, hard cash!
In addition, I am having thoughts about doing a new wrestling show, one I promise not to cancel a few shows in (although the first (TWE) was cancelled because I lost the files for future episodes due to having to move off this computer).
Okay, with Charlie Sheen and Kurt Angle engaging in an encounter next chapter, it's time for stats! Here we go!
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 63
Entries left: 17
Number of eliminations: 55
People in the ring: 13
Eliminated: Beavis, Bully Ray, Dean Ambrose, Homer Simpson, Big Show, Johnny Cage, Daniel Bryan, Psy, Eddy, Carl Brutananadilewski, Phineas, John Cena, Kane, Brodus Clay, Undertaker, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Ultimate Warrior, Sin Cara, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Fox McCloud, Dan, Chris Jericho, Devon, Rigby, Jeff Hardy, Duncan, Angry Video Game Nerd, Mordecai, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Dean Ambrose (again), Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Scorpion, Link, Homer Simpson (again), Batman, Captain America, CM Punk, Bender, "Cowboy" James Storm, Mick Foley, Alejandro Burromuerto, Fluttershy, Rob Van Dam, Nightwing, Anne Maria, Lightning, Triple H, Austin Aries, Heather, Ryback, Justin and Antonio Cesaro
In the ring: Bret "HitMan" Hart, Charlie Sheen, Eric Cartman, John Cena, Kurt Angle, Owen, Phineas, Rainbow Dash, Randy Orton, Rangiku Matsumoto, Ryu, Sheamus and Vader
We got a brand new runner-up record for Fanfiction Royal Rumble II! Here she is:
Iron Man (current record holder): The Angry Video Game Nerd (1 hour, 8 minutes, 59 seconds; FRR II)
Runner up: Heather (1 hour, 1 minute, 38 seconds; FRR II)
Will this encounter between Charlie Sheen and Kurt Angle blow up? Will we see more shocks, surprises and breathtaking moments in the next chapter? Keep psyched and read and review! Trust us, you don't wanna miss it. And we will see more of Rainbow Dash in the next chapter, I hope. Until then...
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!