Okay!!! I felt a great need to get this chapter up quickly because tomorrow I shall be going on vacation and I won't have access to a computer…and I'll be gone for about two weeks…and then school starts!! ACK!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Woohooo….

whiterose934- Don't worry, Remy doesn't get eaten…I would never KILL Remy…hurt him, maim him, yes, but never KILL. I have the one with 'The Cauldron' on it and another that has 'On Angel's Wings' ::snicker::. I'm too lazy to go see what they're called.

Pyro Lady- That's the one, I know, it's really too bad it was abandoned. I can't seem to find your story. I need a link or something.

Angel-In-Black- I'm not demanding!! I'm just saying, it would be nice. There's this one story out there that has about 2900 reviews, and I just looked at it and drooled…I love reviews. They make me happy.

MeWhoExactlyWhat- No, I don't think 'cool' quite describes it, but hey, it works. And Gambit's very good at pushing people's buttons…and it tends to get him in trouble.

L1701E-YAY!!! More suggestions…they help me get through writer's block!! Thanks!!!

The Sovereign of Selenity- YAY!!! TWO new reviewers!!! I read fluff too, sometimes, but it gets old for me. I'll see what I can do about the updating beyond the grave type thing (but I wanna get cremated!! Heh heh…FIRE!!) I'm sorry, I don't really like Kiotr either, but I had to pair Piotr with SOMEONE…so Kitty it was. I personally like Lancitty better.

Angel of the Fallen Stars- Remy doesn't die!! Although Rogue doesn't save him…

Idypebsaby- Don't worry, Remy gets out of it…

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Police Chief Robert Robertson was not happy about being called out in the nether hours of the morning because some wacko had decided that it would be fun to raid the amusement park. Why couldn't those damn delinquents choose sensible hours to do their badness? He didn't want them to stop doing bad things though; that would put him out of a job.

But nevertheless, he was VERY ticked as his squad car pulled into the amusement park parking lot. Two more cars followed behind him.

Chief Robertson took a swig of coffee before stepping out of his car.

He stopped dead in his tracks.

Why was the giant roller coaster in front of him running?

And why were there little people made of fire riding it?

Police Chief Robertson gaped.

"What the hell is that?" Inspector John Johnson asked from behind Robertson.

"That's a very good question," Robertson answered.

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"Mwuaaahahaha!" John giggled insanely.

"John…I believe vhe haf caused enough damage for a distraction…perhaps we should be stopping?" Piotr asked tentatively. John whirled around.

"NO!!!" John shouted, before breaking out in laughter, "It's so much fun!! Fire fire fire…" John started doing a strange little dance. All of the fire around him started swaying in time with his waltz.

"But John…vhe haf destroyed most of the park!"

"We have not. Geez, you worry too much," John answered, obviously choosing to ignore the fires raging all about the park.

Just then, Robert Robertson and his cronies/fellow police officers showed up.

"Cease and desist!" Robertson yelled. John stuck out his tongue at Robertson.

"Try and make me!" he called gleefully.

"We've got muties on our hands!" James Jameson yelled out. John rolled his eyes and let out a loud 'Duh!'

"Hey cop-guys!" John shouted, "Are you gonna shoot us or something?" John made a fire gun appear in his hand and fire people form all around him. He then opened fire on the little people, and his wonderful mutant abilities cause all of the fire beings to jerk and twitch around and then 'die' by extinguishing themselves.

The police just stared.

"Aw man, now I don't have any more fire…" John whined, "Oh well." He shrugged and turned to Piotr.

"Now whaddya wanna do?" John asked.

"Umm…" Piotr shot a scared look over at the police, "Let us go find Magneto."

"Okay!!" John agreed cheerily and they skipped off.

"Well…that was odd…" Clark Clarkson remarked.

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"So…" Magneto said, "Where are the atrocious people who have slain dear Sabertooth?"

"Umm…I don' remember?" Remy replied.

"Well then! We shall have to go find them!" Magneto declared.

"Uh…yeah…" Remy agreed.

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Sabertooth was not happy. He never really is. Today, however, he had a reason. He had been forced to get up early in the morning, work with one of the people he absolutely despised, and had gotten ditched by said despised person. He grumbled to himself about the unfairness of life, and was considering leaving to go and find Logan and talk about the horrible travesty that was life.

Then the police showed up.

And Sabertooth decided wreaking havoc among the cops would be just as therapeutic.

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"What's dat?" Remy asked as loud noises started coming from the back of the park.

"Guns! Come! It must be those evil men who murdered Sabertooth!" Magneto answered dramatically and flew off. Remy ran off behind him.

They ran nearer and nearer to the sounds of gunshots, and as the people firing the guns came into view so did another person.

"Sabertooth!" Magneto cried, turning to Gambit, "I thought you said he was dead!"

"Um…his healing factor must a' t'rown me off…" Remy replied.

"Never mind…we must help him!" Magneto exclaimed. So Magneto took all of the guns away from the cop-peoples and because these were really weak cops they all started whimpering because they no longer had their guns.

"P-p-please don't hurt us!!" Clark Clarkson simpered.

"How dare you attack one of my henchman!" Magneto raged, "We are the future! We are superior! We are, we are, we are!!!" Magneto yelled childishly.

"Okay!! You're superior!!!! We believe you!!!! Please don't kill me!!!" Robert Robertson whimpered.

"Ah…it is nice to be worshipped by mere, pitiful humans…" Magneto sighed. Gambit and Sabertooth looked at each other.

"I still need to pound your face in, kid," Sabertooth growled.

"Heh heh…meep!" Remy said nervously before running off.

"Here we go again…" Sabertooth mumbled before giving chase.

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"So mate, where do ya think Mags hangs out?" John asked.

"I would not be knowing where a super-evil villain would spend time, as I am not a super-evil villain," Piotr replied.

"Then what're ya doin' here?"

"That is none of your concern," Piotr said.

"Well, if you won't tell me I'll just have to assume that you work for Mags because you're scared of Xavier!" John exclaimed.

"No, John, it is you who is scared of Xavier."

"I know! Have you seen that guy's eyebrows?!! They're wicked scary!! I think he plucks them!"

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ELSEWHERE!!!

[Oh, you think I pluck my eyebrows, do you?!! We'll see about that…oh, and say 'hi' to Magneto for me and tell him I love him!]

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"Hey! Is that Magneto over there! I need to tell him something important all of a sudden!" John cried excitedly.

"Um…I believe that is Magneto…" Piotr replied while edging away slightly. John ran over to Magneto and Piotr followed not far behind.

"Ah! I see you two have returned victoriously!" Magneto praised, sending glances over towards Remy and Sabertooth as if to ask 'And why aren't YOU returning victoriously?!' But then Magneto remembered that Sabertooth had almost DIED for Magneto's cause, so he should be more lenient.

As soon as Magneto stopped looking at them, Remy and Sabertooth started fighting again. They'd only stopped because Magneto would probably be angry at them if they killed each other.

"Um…Magneto…I need to tell you something…" John seemed slightly confuzzled, "I…I…"

"What is it?" Magneto demanded.

"HI!!!" John suddenly screamed, "I LOVE YOU!!!!"

"What?" Magneto looked dumbfounded. John seemed to snap out of a trance.

"So mates, what're we doing standing around here for? Aren't we going to go rescue Bertha?" he flipped his lighter open and close.

Everyone else, who had been looking at John suspiciously, remembered that yes, they were on a mission, and they went to go complete it. Magneto was forced to separate Remy and Sabertooth's little brawl with some well-said words about peace, love, and what he'd do to them if they didn't stop this very INSTANT!!

Needless to say, the fight ended rather quickly.

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Heyyyyyy yaaaaaaahhhhh… THAT'S QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER WRITTEN!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

Ahem…Well, because it might annoy Angel-In-Black and stop her (? I generally assume people with 'angel' somewhere in they're name are girls) from giving me a review…I won't demand any this time!! But I would appreciate some…

I've been forgetting this again..

DISCLAIMER- There was a fish…in the percolator…