HERE WE GO! IT'S ABOUT GOSH DARN TIME!

The last. Chapter.

Of this story, that is. There's a good chance I'll write other things.

I hope you enjoy. Thanks for getting this far, by the way.

I own nothing except for my imagination that I did with the things I don't own.

(Song: "The Final Countdown" by Europe)

"YOU!" Mayuri yelled, a trembling finger pointing at the person.

"Yes, it is I," the person said. Everyone, even those who had gone unconscious, gasped. Mayuri dropped his hand.

"Not you, the one behind you!"

"Yup," that person said, as the stepped out from behind, "It's me."

Everyone gasped again. Mayuri rolled his eyes.

"Not YOU! HIM!"

The last person stepped out from behind, and looked at Mayuri from under the rim of his hat.

"Yes, Mayuri, it's me."

He looked around at everyone below.

"You're not going to gasp?"

"Well," Demyx began, "I'll be honest with you: None of us can see any of you until Mayuri announces who you are. For all we know there could be seventeen-trillion more of you. We can only gasp so much."

Everyone turned to Mayuri.

"Urahara." He growled.

Everyone gasped.

"Thank you!" they all yelled. Mayuri blushed and waved it off.

"Oh you guys."

The other two people who had been standing with Urahara came out from behind the fourth wall to where everyone could see them. Soifon screeched as she held up her sign that read "Marry me Yoruichi!" Yoruichi, who had just stepped into the story, winked at her, instantly knocking Soifon out. She winced, remembering Soifon was on her side.

When the other person stepped out, Xemnas' hair went flat in surprise.

"Saix!"

Saix stood proud with his chest out and his head held high.

"Yes, it is I, Saix! I have re-"

"URAHARA!" Mayuri yelled again, reminding everyone to stay on track. Everyone conscious or not looked back to the tension between the two mortal enemies. Mayuri continued.

"So, it seems you finally decided to show up to try and stop me. Well I'll have you know-"

"Shh."

"What?"

"Do you see it?"

Urahara pointed up into the sky. Mayuri and everyone else turned to where he was pointing. A beautiful black mist slowly swept up into the air, sparkling in the sunlight. When it had vanished, Mayuri shed a tear. He turned back to Urahara.

"What was that he asked?

Urahara smiled, looking into the distance, his radiant blonde hair blowing in the wind as a tear fell from his eye.

"It's the last fuck. I no longer have anymore to give."

The sound of everyone heaving a deeply exasperated sigh was heard throughout all of Hueco Mundo, which was very confusing indeed since they weren't there. Mayuri scowled.

"Well we'll see how much you care about my plans when I've defeated everyone and…" he trailed off. There was an awkward silence before he regained himself.

"And stuff! Attack, the first round of my minions!"

The nobodies who worked for him started charging the group of three. Saix stepped forward.

"I'll take care of them."

He charged forward. He first took out Demyx, snatching his sitar from his hands and bashing it over his head, and Marluxia and Lexeaus who followed. He threw away the sitar as Luxord's cards came flying towards him. He snatched them, and quickly beat Luxord at a game of strip poker, causing him to run away in embarrassment. He then proceeded to turn into a werewolf and kill the other nobodies that weren't on their side.

When the blood of his enemies stained his fur, he transformed back into his normal nobody self, because it occurred to him that it was daytime and therefore shouldn't have been able to transform. He went back to Yoruichi and Urahara where he received several high fives and down lows. They turned back to Mayuri.

"Take that, you twig-sucker!" Saix teased.

"You'll pay for that! Attack, my second round!"

The shinigami working for Mayuri (and those extra people like Orihime and what-not) charged forward. Urahara stepped forward, but Yoruichi put her arm in front of him.

"I got this," she said. Urahara smiled at her. She smiled back. He smiled wider. She winked. He bit his lower lip. She undid her top more. And without any warning they began making out, while still standing in the sky. The shinigami that charged slowed down slightly in confusion, wondering if they were gonna have to like, intervene or something. Kenpachi looked at Ichigo with a wondering look, and Ichigo just shrugged. Yoruichi pulled herself off just as the shinigami slowly approached her and began attacking.

She first picked up Yachiru and used as a football, taking out Kenpachi and Orihime. She parried Ichigo's swings of his sword, and then kicked him in the face, sending him flying through the air and landing knocked out. She then attacked and took out everyone else who was against them which the author was too lazy to mention.

"Mayuri!" Urahara yelled, "Enough with breaking the fourth wall!"

"Never!" He yelled back. He looked around. In a surprisingly short amount of time all the people he had round up to fight for him were unconscious. And so were his enemies. Even those who weren't involved in the fights were unconscious. It was only those four left who were still standing.

A random woman walked by, saw the four standing in what appeared to be a field of dead bodies, screamed, and fell over passed out from fear and adding to the body count.

"Now," Urahara said, walking towards Mayuri, "I give you permission to tell me your plan."

"I don't need your permission! But this I have this chance I might as well take it! With the nobodies and arrancars on my side, and their leaders trapped, I have already taken over The World That Never Was and Las Noches. When I use my army to defeat and take over Soul Society, I add the Shinigami to my army and from there take over the World of the Living!"

Aizen woke up, said "My plan first," then fell back to being passed out.

"Well," said Urahara, looking around as walked closer, still, to Mayuri "How's that working out for you?"

Mayuri's eyes widened, realizing that everyone on both sides were passed out.

"Why you-"

"Excuse me!"

The four turned to a misty black like creature that resembled Sora.

"I'm still here! Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been mentioned? I wasn't even included in the giant battle that just took part! I have plans of my own! Can I stop being ignored and-"

A CoD opened behind him, and when Anti-Sora turned to look, a dog with droopy black ears pounced on him and knocked him to the ground. Anti-Sora struggled under him.

"Get off me you stupid dog!"

Pluto began licking at Anti-Sora's nose. At first he resisted, but he felt something inside him making its way out.

"You it…it's you…Pluto!"

Anti-Sora's black mist quickly vanished into the air, revealing Sora underneath, petting Pluto and letting him lick him.

"It's been a long time, pal!"

He turned and saw the four staring at him. He then looked around and saw everyone passed out. He looked back up at them.

"Gotcha."

And he and Pluto passed out.

"Why you treacherous cretin!" Mayuri sneered. "I, Rldebuawmgtae, will still succeed with my plan, once I have defeated you!"

"Bring it!" Urahara spat in his face before taking a few steps back. He and Mayuri both pulled out their swords simultaneously. They charged.

Their swords clashed!

Sparks flew through the air!

Everything went into slow motion!

It was just so fucking intense!

They paused when their swords first hit and stared into each others souls with utter hatred.

"You're not going to win this," Urahara said.

"We'll see about that!" Mayuri said.

They jumped back from the other. Their shoulders heaved up and down as they breathed, sweating and absolutely exhausted from the battle they just had.

"You're a tough opponent," they both said at the same time. Yoruichi and Saix looked on the sad, pathetic fight of the two old men.

(Song: Bleach ost "On The Precipice of Death")

"Looks like it's time to take this to the next level!" Mayuri cried. He got a super creepy smile on his face as his fingers tightened on the handle of his sword.

"Bankai."

His sword began to glow.

"Tear off, Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou!"

A weird, baby centipede hybrid creature came to life, and cried out when it opened its eyes. Urahara's eyes widened and shook at the bizarre creature. Yoruichi and Saix ran further back to take cover.

"It's been a long time since we last fought," Mayuri yelled delightfully, "There's been a few changes!"

Urahara took a deep breath and regained his focus, grasping his sword more securely.

"It's certainly creepier."

Mayuri grinned to his fullest, and pointed at him. Ashisogi Jizou charged full on at Urahara. He dodged last second and sent the centipede hybrid thingy flying in to the ground, creating an explosion of dirt and rocks. The endless attacks of charging, dodging and swiping continued on for what seemed like an eternity. After long enough Urahara found himself actually out of breath. He stood a fair distance from Mayuri, gasping for air. Mayuri laughed.

"Is this all you have to offer? The man who once stood above me, now barely able to face me?"

Urahara gave no reply, leaving Mayuri with a frown.

"For a long time I've kept an empty jar with your name on it, but now I feel it's gone to waste. You're of no interest to me. I'll finish you quickly before moving on with my plans. Farewell, Kisuke Urahara."

Ashisogi Jizou attacked at full speed. Urahara hung his head and smirked.

"Looks like I've got no choice."

He removed his hat from his head, and quickly held it to his heart before throwing it to the side. He took the sword and crossed the blade across his body.

"Bankai."

He threw the sword to his side, landing directly in the middle of his hat.

"Arise, Chi no hime."

An explosion of red reiatsu burst out of the sword, sending Ashisogi Jizou flying backwards, landing back besides Mayuri. When the energy and the dust it had created died down, Urahara was revealed standing in an empty field, two simple swords in each hand, each curved at the end. His menacing glare stung Mayuri much harder without his hat on his head.

"That's all?" Mayuri asked, slightly nervously. He slowly gained confidence as he mocked it.

"What a lowly Bankai! You merely gained another sword! All these years I had thought of all the possibilities the Bankai of the great Kisuke Urahara had, when it turned out to be-"

He was cut off by Urahara's swipe of his blades, cutting off a third of Ashisogi's legs. Mayuri took a step back as Urahara landed closer to him. He gave a sad look at his own, curved swords.

"I try not to use Benihime's Bankai as much as I can, because it doesn't really suit my peaceful style. I like to relax and try to avoid fighting as much as I can, but she doesn't agree with me."

A drop of Ashisogi's blood dripped onto the ground. Mayuri noticed something odd about his swords, though he couldn't put a finger on it. He pondered as Urahara continued.

"She uses pain to her benefit, whether it's caused by her or inflicted upon her."

He lifted up the sword in his right hand.

"This half of her enjoys causing pains in others, and she gets stronger the more blood of her enemy is spilt."

Ashisogi Jizou rose up again and charged at Urahara, making sure to avoid his master. Just as he was about to swallow him Urahara turned and swiped at the beast with the sword in his right hand and cut him all the way down his side. He turned back to the deranged scientist, who noticed a difference in the sword. It appeared much darker than before, more than what a shadow could cast.

"And this half-"

Before he could finish, Mayuri's Bankai swerved around with blades sticking out of his chest. Urahara barely dodged the dive from the bug-caterpillar-thing, his left arm getting sliced down the side in the progress. He lifted up the sword in left hand, and Mayuri noticed he was unaffected by the paralyzing affect of his swords. Urahara talked to the deranged scientist, but continued to stare at his Bankai.

"And this half enjoys pain in her wielder. The more blood that spills from my body, the stronger she gets."

Mayuri noticed that sword was lighter than the one in his other arm. He yelled in anger as he sent Ashisogi Jizou after him again. They fought for a long time, and Mayuri noticed that no matter who got hurt, Urahara seemed to be gaining the upper hand. He even seemed to be purposely getting hit. Mayuri called his sword off.

"Giving up?" Urahara teased. Mayuri's scowl slowly turned into a huge grin.

"You say the more blood is spilt the stronger you get. It's unbearably simple to defeat you! I just won't cut you anymore."

He snapped his fingers, and a purple mist started crawling out of Ashisogi's mouth.

A few feet away, a barely conscious Xion slowly lifted her head off the ground to look around at what was happening. Her blurry eyes started to focus on the large worm thing, and saw the mist coming out of its mouth. Her brain, at first, had trouble processing what it was, but as soon as it clicked her heart began racing in fear.

(Song: "Oh Beautiful Town" – IAMX)

*Flashback*

Xion knocked on the door to Mayuri's lab, but to no reply. She slowly opened the door and peeked inside. She saw a room with a glass wall attached to the lab. A group of people in rags stood in there, silent screams emitting from their mouths. Her eyes turned to Mayuri who was standing opposite to the glass room. He had a grin so huge not even Demyx could compete with it. His hand reached behind him, and pressed on a large red button. A purple mist started to fill the glass room, and she saw the people choking and falling to the ground, the looks of fear eternally plastered on their faces.

"I'll have to install a speaker in there," Mayuri spoke. His eyes glanced over at Xion.

"Shelly, get in here."

Xion, shaking, stepped forward towards him.

"Do you have the specimen?"

She reached into her pocket and pulled out a lock of black hair. Mayuri picked it up with his fingers, stared at it for a good two seconds, then threw it on the ground and stomped on it.

"YOU IGNORANT SWINE! If I wanted your hair, I would have snipped it off myself! Bring me another specimen!"

"Sir," Nemu said , appearing at the door.

"What?!"

"There's a conveniently timed Captain's meeting."

Mayuri grabbed Xion's jacket in his fist.
"Either be gone when I'm back or with a decent piece of DNA."

He stormed out with his daughter following right behind him. Xion, now with tears on the verge of rolling down her face, turned back to the glass room. The bodies lay in a crumpled pile, all their faces turned away or down. Xion felt horribly relieved for that. She looked at the counter where the button was. On the other side lay a needle, which she thought was strange that she didn't see it before. It contained some bright red liquid. She picked it up, curiosity controlling her more than her sane mind. She turned it over and saw the label that simply said "Antidote".

She didn't know what the antidote was for, but it couldn't have been for anything bad. She slipped it inside her jacket and left.

*End of Flashback*

(Song: "She Wolf (Falling to Pieces)" – David Guetta)

Xion looked around at all the unconscious bodies, and all of her friends among that group. The purple mist was coming out faster than she liked. A terrible, crazy idea popped into her head. She knew it was the only chance they had.

She got up and ran, passing by the blonde man, who was hopping back away from the mist as best he could. He saw her run past, and yelled after her.

"Stop! Get back here, you don't know what's in that mist!"

"Yes I do, mister!" She yelled back, deep within the mist. She looked up at the creature's mouth, and pulled out her key blades.

"And I'm the antidote!"

Mayuri's eyes widened in horror.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Xion bent her knees and lowered her head.

"My name is Xion!"

She leapt into Ashisogi's mouth.

The mist slowly crawled out sideways to the field of bodies, and just as it reached the very edge of some of their hands, and stopped.

It began to dissolve into the air, and Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou screamed out in agony, and feel on its side on the ground.

Mayuri yelled in rage as his Bankai transformed back into its original sword form. Urahara sauntered over to him. Mayuri cowered, as he saw one sword pure white and the other pure black. Urahara gave him a sad smile.

"Sorry, old friend."

He sliced across his chest with both swords, making an X shape.

At that point everyone all awoke at once, regaining consciousness. Namine woke up with her head on Toshiro's chest and his arms around her. Demyx and Orihime woke up holding hands, which were awkwardly placed on Ulquiorra's chest as he rested between them. Grimmjow and Larxene woke up in a position that scarred all children for life. Though it took a few people a longer time to get up than others, they were all standing within a couple of minutes. Roxas was happy he found Axel, but felt an unpleasant feeling inside him. He saw the blonde man named Urahara and asked him "Where's Xion? I know she betrayed us but I want to let her know…"

He trailed off when he saw the blonde man looking down, a distant look in his eyes. Axel put his hand on Roxas' shoulder. They stayed silent. Yoruichi joined Urahara and Saix joined the Nobodies.

All the Shinigami and Ichigo's crew ran up to Urahara, saying how awesome an entrance that was and thanking him for saving them.

"But how did you know Saix?" Matsumoto asked.

"Let's just say I've got friends in high places," Urahara said. He looked over at Saix and gave him a wink and thumbs up, which Saix reciprocated.

"Oh yeah," said Demyx, "How do you know that guy?"

"We sat together on a plan ride once."

"Hey," said Sora, away from everyone else petting Pluto, "How did you open those Corridors of Darkness, you silly goof?"

Pluto's eyes widened. Suddenly he let out a high, demonic screech. Everyone turned in horror as his back arched higher than it should, his fur dropping off in bloody patches. His eyes rolled into the back of his head and his tail curled up more and more until it was sucked into his body. His feet stretched out, and a lump on the top of his head increased in height. Suddenly the screech was over and Pluto stood there as Goofy.

"Gawrsh Sora," Goofy said, "How did you know it was me the whole time?"

"Oh Goofy!" Sora laughed as he hugged him. Everyone else was still shocked from the horrific transformation they had just laid their eyes on. But another horrific event was still to follow as Matsumoto yelled out "My water broke!"

Everyone looked at her, shocked.

"What?"

And for the first time in all of their lives, their eyes glanced below her breasts and saw a large lump protruding from her gut. Unohana quickly rushed over, calling out instructions for everyone to do as Xigbar stood, in shock.

"Oh my god… I'm going to be a father… I never even thought…We haven't even been together for nine months, it's been like three weeks… We're going to have a magical child! And I'm going to be the father! I'm going to have a child all of my own to raise with the woman I love! I'll teach it how to ride a bike, and swim, and throw a football, and how to assassinate people, and even if It's a boy I'll teach them these things! I'm gonna have to get a well paying job, and clean up the room, and I'll steal Demyx's room to make the nursery, I'll-"

"It's a boy!"

Xigbar ran over to see his beautiful baby boy, only to be greeted by a baby boy with long, luscious locks of pink hair and rose petals falling around it.

"Look at our beautiful baby boy, Marluxia!" Matsumoto said to the father. He put his hands on her shoulders.

"Isn't he precious?"

Xigbar stared blankly at them for a minute.

"What."

Nemu walked over to him.

"I've lost one I loved today too."

They made eye contact, and thus another pairing was born.

(Song: "Love Today" – MIKA)

And so, all those who had been alone finally found someone to be with. Toshiro and Namine were happily reunited, Matsumoto and Marluxia had a beautiful baby boy named Maximus, Xigbar and Nemu had a strange relationship blossoming, Grimmjow and Larxene were back to fucking and fighting, Urahara and Yoruichi were back to secretly have sex that wasn't very secret, and all the other couples were happy too. Ulquiorra, unfortunately, did not end up with the girl he had suspected he would. But he gained something better instead, and in Orihime's eyes became her "gay best friend." He wasn't too pleased with the name, but he let it slid for all the benefits he got. And finally, at last, everything-

"Hey guys!"

Everyone slowly looked at the source of the voice. Kairi came running back, with a smile on her face.

"I'm okay guys, I lived!"

Everyone stared silently at her. Sora sneakily sneaked up behind her and whacked her in the head with a rock.

"Oh no… she's dead…"

"Oh no…" repeated everyone in the same monotone voice.

After hours of conversing and greetings, Aizen finally called on his arrancars, Xemnas on his nobodies, Yamamoto called back all his Shinigami, and Urahara called all those from the world of the living.

"Are we going to get to see each other again?" Ishida yelled out. First, everyone was shocked because they all forgot he was there. Then finally Lexeaus spoke up.

"Of course, all of the portals and ways of transportation are always going to be open."

Again, everyone was shocked to hear him speak, but they all nodded, liking the answer. They all said they're separate farewells, and went back home.

(Song: "Simple and Clean (music box version)" – Utada Hikaru)

When Organization XIII Roxas started walking down the hallway opposite of everyone else, but Axel grabbed his shoulder.

"Where you off too?"

Roxas shrugged.

"I'm just feeling a bit down, so I was just going to go to my room.

Axel turned him around, and gave him a hug.

"Being alone isn't going to help you get past her death. We gotta get through this together, you and me, alright?"

"I know, it's just that I didn't get to say I forgave her."

"I think she knew that you did."

Namine ran over to them.

"What are you guys doing over here? We're all going to plan our next big meet-up!"

Axel let go of Roxas, and they turned to her. Roxas smiled.

"Nothing, let's go plan with everyone."

And they all took off the down the hall to the new addition to the castle, The Room of Never Ending Friendship.

Was that not the cheesiest thing you've ever read? And what an incredibly unsatisfying ending!

Wow, I'm actually done the series! You guys are awesome for getting this far!

To my fans who started part way through me making this, or read this after I finished, I'm amazed you were able to find this and, and I'm so happy that you stuck through the horrible writing of the first few chapters and got to the end! I love you guys!

To my fans who have been with me from the beginning, oh my god I swear you have more patience than Ghandi! You actually stuck all they way through to get this crappy ending! Regretting reading this, aren't you? You probably had to reread the whole series to understand what happened in the last chapter! Anyways, thank you anyways! You got to see the progress of my writing skills and how I got WAY better (like god my writing at the beginning was the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life!) I love you guys so much!
I love everyone who actually got to the end! Kudos to you guys! (Love in a platonic way, of course)

You can totally check out my other stories or whatever… if you want… since you're finished with this… But you don't have to.

If there's any plot holes, I'm sorry about that. But you can make up answers on your own! A fanfic to my fanfic!

FANFICEPTION.

Well… bye!