Embarrassment

Bolt and Layla sat on two of the stools at the bar while everyone else surrounded them. "So why did you guys look like Gajeel?" Jet asked.

Bolt shifted his attention over to his sister. "Don't ask me it was Layla's decision."

Layla shifted her eyes over to her brother. "I thought it made us look the least like our parents. I was trying to alter the future as little as possible."

Natsu woke up, blinking a few times. He shot himself up onto his feet with his fists clenched. "Lucy ends up with Laxus, no way! How could she possibly be with that jerk, there is no way I'm going to let that happen!"

Bolt leaped off of the stool he was on and walked through the crowd over to Natsu. He gazed darkly at the dragon slayer. "What did you say?" Natsu lost his rage to look at the boy confused. Bolt punched Natsu across the face, sending him flying across the guild hall, through several tables into a wall.

Sparks of lightning shot off of Bolt's body.

Natsu was upside down against the wall knocked out cold.

"Natsu," Lucy said in concern.

"Well, he did just basically say he was going to stop them from existing," Cana said. She drank from her barrel of booze. "It serves him right."

Layla made her way through the crowd over to her brother who was still radiating with anger. "Bolt, I don't really think he meant it. I think he was just in shock."

Bolt glared over at his sister. "Well, I don't trust him. I think all the rumors about how Natsu was before were true."

Happy flew up. "What rumors?"

Bolt looked back at the crowd and pointed over to the unconscious dragon slayer. "That Natsu had a thing for my mom and stalked her."

Lucy blushed. "What do you mean stalk?"

"Well, first when you and dad start dating Natsu keeps sneaking into your apartment."

"We do that now," Happy said with his paw held up.

"That's not a good thing," Carla scolded.

Happy lowered his head. "Sorry."

"Then when mom gets pregnant dad has to beat up Natsu," Bolt continued. He held out one finger.

"Why's that?" Freed asked.

Bolt looked up from his finger to the green haired wizard. "Natsu tried to beat him up for getting mom pregnant." He then held up another finger. "Then dad purpose to mom and had to beat up Natsu."

"Did he try to interrupt the proposal?" Mirajane asked.

Bolt nodded. "Yelp." Mirajane got an evil look in her eyes as if she were going to kill Natsu. Bolt stuck out a third finger. "Then mom and dad went cake shopping and dad had to beat up Natsu for following them and eating half of the cakes in the shop."

He held out a fourth finger. "Then mom and dad got married and dad had to beat up Natsu again."

"Let me guess he objected to the marriage," Lucy said exhausted at the thought.

Bolt looked up at his mother. "That and he almost burned down the church."

"WHAT!?" Everyone said at the same time.

"Is that idiot total insane?" Gray questioned.

Bolt held out a fifth finger. "Then there was the first dance that Natsu interrupted so dad knocked Natsu out again." The young Dreyar then held up a sixth finger. "Then there was the night of the honeymoon."

"Don't tell me he interrupted the honeymoon," Lucy questioned horrified.

Bolt brought his hands down and focused on his mother. "Yeah, and right when you were about to consummate the marriage." The twins blushed at the thought.

Laxus' eye twitched. "Natsu did what."

Lucy blushed.

"Then there was when we were born."

"He busted into the hospital room?" Makarov asked.

"No, he wanted to name us," Layla said.

"But you're not even his kids," Lucy and Laxus said at the same time.

"What was worst was what he wanted to name us," Bolt said in annoyance.

Happy flew up to the twins. "What's wrong with that? Natsu named me."

Bolt pointed over to the still unconscious Natsu. "He didn't try to name you Natsu Junior and Natsu the girl."

Everyone in the room looked dumbfounded at the names. "Well, at least you weren't name that," Mirajane said sweetly. "But it is amazing how alike you two are to your parents."

Bolt turned to face Mira. "Were there the kids, but that doesn't make us some kind of copies." He walked over to the woman, folding his arms on the bar. "We can go out later and I can show you just how different we are."

"Bolt," Layla said annoyed. She grabbed her brother by the back of his shirt and pulled him back. "Cut it out."

Bolt looked back as if he were bored. "What it's not like she's married yet. You're just probably jealous because you've never had a date before."

Happy flew op. "Just like Lucy."

"Hey!" Lucy shouted.

Bolt looked over at Happy. "Mom dates. At the very least she dates the old man." Bolt pointed back at his sister. "But my sister never has a date. The irony is in Sorcery Weekly she's the top female wizard guys want to date." He busted out laughing.

Layla slammed her brother on the ground before she picked up a chair. "I have a date if dad didn't zap every guy that comes around." She slammed the chair against her brother's head, breaking it. "HE PUT TWELVE GUYS IN THE HOSPITAL!"

"That sounds extreme," Gray said.

"That's not fair dad only put ten guys in the hospital I putted the other two in the hospital when they try hitting on you right in front of me," Bolt said still on the floor.

"That's my point you two are too overprotective," Layla yelled. "You get to go on all the dates you want."

"Not my fault I'm hot."

"I'm hot too, you bastard." She slammed another chair into her brother's head.

"If she keeps that up she's going to break all our chairs," Wakaba said.

Bolt rubbed his head with one of his eyes closed. "Eh, it's better that than-"

"Don't say it!" Layla shouted.

"Hey, we came up with the phrase because of you," Bolt defended himself.

"A phrase?" Macao questioned.

Bolt stuck up a finger. "Better for Layla to throw a chair at your head than use her magic in the guild."

Everyone sweat drop. "Huh?"

"Well, you've seen my sister's King summoning magic," Bolt answered. Everyone thought back to when they saw her summon the king of the west.

"That thing was as big as the guild hall," Happy said frightened.

Bolt folded his arms across his chest. "Image if she summoned that inside here."

Everyone fearfully imaged the sight.

"Cut it out, Bolt!" Layla yelled.

Bolt smiled smugly. "Well, you did do it once, sis that's why we had to rebuild the guild hall."

"That was an accident and if you and dad would stay out of my personal life I wouldn't have blown up like that," Layla responded.

"Dad said you could date," Bolt said. "All he has to do is meet one condition."

"That condition is impossible!"

"What's impossible about it?" Bolt questioned.

Layla pointed at her father. "They have to be stronger than him. He's Fairy Tail's Master and one of the Ten Wizard Saints. Who's going to beat him? We were only sent back because dad was too strong to handle sending back in Onyx current condition."

"How strong is Laxus?" Makarov questioned. He remembered the fights Bolt and Layla had with both Erza and Laxus and both of the twins had proven to very skill wizards despite them still being teenagers.

"Beat Laxus." Everyone looked over to where Natsu was. He got back up and charged toward the lightning dragon slayer with his fist on fire. "Allow me." He jumped off a table and launched right for the tall man.

Laxus punched Natsu into the ground, knocking him out cold. "Were you attempting to date my daughter who hasn't even been born yet, Natsu?"

"He's a total idiot," Bolt said.

"I think he just wanted to fight dad," Layla said. She looked over at her brother. "Besides if we're talking about embarrassing things. What about that entire year you tried to copy dad right down to the signature coat over the shoulders?"

A vein popped out of Bolt's forehead. He grinded his teeth. "That was a phase." He glared up at his sister. "What about that year dad decided to teach you how to fight hand to hand you-"

Layla slammed another chair into Bolt's head. "You promise to never speak of that!" She hated that year more than anything sure she learned how to fight with her hands, but she looked like some kind of monster from of the beatings she took and had half the men in the guild running the other way just from her appearance.

"Is it me or are our kids nuts?" Laxus asked.

"Yeah, I'll have to agree," Lucy said.

"That's just how Fairy Tail rolls," Happy leaped into the air with his paw up.

So what do you think of this chapter.