Me: DAMN IT JESSI!!!!!!!
Ichigo: What's wrong?
Me: JESSI WON'T PICK UP HER DAMN PHONE SO I CAN TELL HER TO GET HER LAZY ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!
Kiba: (Walks into studio) Hey guys, sorry I'm la-
Me: (Punches Kiba)
Kiba: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?
Me: YOU BECAME EVIL!!!!!!
Kiba: WHAT?!?!
Me: LATER IN SHIPPUDEN YOU BECOME EVIL!!!!!
Kiba: I do?
Me: YES!!!! AND YOU START DATING TENTEN!!!!!
Kiba: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! I'VE NEVER EVEN TALKED TO TENTEN BEFORE!!!!
Me: YEAH!!!!YOU SHOULD END UP WITH SOMEONE LIKE HINATA!!! Or me…
Kiba: What did you just say?
Me: Nothing…
Kiba: Anyway, where's Jessi?
Me: SHE WON'T PICK UP HER DAMN PHONE!!!!
Kiba: (Happy) DOES THAT MEEN NO CO-HOST!!!!
Me: NOPE!!!! I STOLE KANKURO'S PUPPET AND HE'S GOING TO BE THE CO-HOST!!!!
Kankuro: GIVE ME MY PUPPET BACK!!!
Me: NO!!!!!! Anyway, were starting off with a very good friend of ours today…(Evil grin)
All: Oh no…You don't mean…
Me: YEP!!!HERE'S Dalton Chimizuki
MWUAHAHAHAHAH! I'M BACK AND MORE BAD ASS THAN EVA!!
All: Oh god no…
Jiriya look at this picture of Rukia and not get a nose bleed, if you do Rukia get's to kick your ass!!
Jiraya: Must…resist…pervy…instincts…
Rukia: JIRAYA!!!!!!!!(Starts beating up Jiraya)
Me: I swear he's related to Kon…Isn't that right crow?
Crow: (Nods head)
Naruto I dare you to try and beat me when I'm at demon mode (MUAHAHAHAAHH!) sorry I had something in my throat
Naruto have to beat him to be the next Hokage! Believe it!
Me: Again I say DAMN THE AMERICAN DUBBING!!!!!
(Dalton and Naruto fight and they actually tie…)
Me: Wow Naruto, I didn't know you were that strong!
Naruto: (Takes off Naruto coustume)
Me: Britney Spears?
Britney: (Holding an empty beer bottle) DAMN ALL OF YOU!!!!(Breaks a vase) DADDY!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY ME A PONY?!?!?! (Lifts up Ikkaku)
Ikkaku: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! PUT ME DOWN!!!
Britney: IT'S TIME TO FUCK JORDAN!!!!
Ikkaku: JORDAN?!?!?!
Britney: (Bashes wall) LETS GO HAVE SEX JORDAN!!!!
Ikkaku: HELP ME!!!!!
Me: (Twitching) was that just Britney Spears…
Uryuu: (Twitching) and did she just kidnap Ikkaku?
All:??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
GRANDMA TSUNADE! I'm glad you is meh Grandma!! (Hugs chibi style)
Tsunade: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? I'M NOT YOUR GRANDMA!!!!!
Me: QUIT IT!!!! (Sniffles) YOU'RE RUINING THE BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!!!!
Tsunade:?????????????????????????
And Oriheme? I LOVE YOU! (Romantically kisses)
Oriheme: Oh Dalton, these 1 ½ years we've spent together have been great…
Uryuu: (Growls)
Oriheme: What's wrong Uryuu-kun?
Uryuu: (Blushing) NOTHING!!!! NOTHING AT ALL!!!
Me: Hehe…Anyway, let's move on to Senna the Vaizard
YAY! A NARUTO CHAPTER!
I dare Kakashi to reveal his face AND stay like that for the whole show!
Kakashi: Here goes my fangirls… (Takes off mask)
Me: HOLY SHIT!!!! So THAT'S why you called him an ugly mofo in Naruto abridged eh Iruka
Iruka: Yeah…
Me: I mean what's all that?!
Ichigo: AND THAT!!!!
Shikamaru: AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, why do you have a picture of me naked taped on your face?
Kakashi: uh…
My last dare is for Jiraya, he must read at least ONE Yaoi fic about him completely, if he try to run away or not read, you have a Bazooka right? ...If not, here mine!
Me: Go on Jiraya…(Evil grin)
Jiraya: Uh-oh…
(After Jiraya reads a Yaoi fic…)
Jiraya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURNS!!! HOW CAN I BE IN LOVE WITH KAKASHI!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, here's auburn-haired-sadist-XD
Uh, wow. A year. O.o Not exactly what I expected, but it is longer than 5 minutes, so I can't complain. ;-)
Ichigo: It was absolute torture…
I have a question, but it's not for any anime characters. I was wondering why the host and a few (scratch that), MOST, of the reviewers on here hate Ichigo so much. Why do you?
Me: Because he's an ugly, annoying, emo fagot…
Ichigo: Oh jee, THANKS!!! (Starts breaking out in tears and being emo)
Hmm, Naruto dares...let's see...well, first off, I dare Sasuke to let the "h-e double hockysticks" beat out of him by Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji, Chouji, Rock Lee...basically, all of the other younger teams in the Leaf Village. (Let all of your anger at Sasuke for betraying the village comes out now, boys!) Why? Because, I'm a Sasuke hater. ;-)
Me: HEY!!! ME TOO!!!!! GO BEAT UP SASUKE BOYS!!!!
(All boMe: HEY!!! ME TOO!!!!! GO BEAT UP SASUKE BOYS!!!!
(All boys start closing in)
Sasuke: no…NO…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(After the boys beat up Sasuke)
Me: So, how was it?
Sasuke: They made me do the worst thing possible…
Me: What?
Sasuke: They made me make out with Sakura…(Throws up)
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Anyway, I got to go…but don't send in any more Naruto dares! Last chapter was the deadline! SORRY!!! I forgot to mention it! Anyway, BYE-BE!!!!!