A/N;

I'm feeling sleep deprived. Time to pull another chapter out!

:D

El: And you own nothing?

Me: No! I own the rights to Maximum Ride and all its affiliates. John Patterson sold them on eBay for $5500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000234.

I just happen to be that rich.

El: Aha, very funny. Now, say you were lying before you get sued.

Me: -sighs- Fine. I own nothing. JP owns it all- and he did not sell it to me on eBay. I was lying, fibbing, bending the truth, lying, being an idiot... and etcetera.

El: Good girl.

R & R.

Angel was a very bad little girl. In fact, you could even go so far as to call her -leans in and whispers-

EVIL.

But you didn't hear it from this chapter.

Anyway, she was so evil and bad, but no one ever took notice of her. She was actually very corrupt despite having bloody cute curls and a bear and a little dog and-

Anyway. That's why she was so good at being evil. Because no one suspected her with her cuteness and all. Or something.

"I shall destroy the world! Muahahahahah!" Angel cackled, throwing her arms into the air as she laughed like a crazy person. "Muahahahahahahahah! -cough, cough-"

"What did you say, sweetie?" Max asked, patting her blonde curls absentmindedly.

"I said I love you, Max. You're the best." Angel replied without falter. Total nodded in agreement. (He was Angel's personal assassin, and also very good at being bad. No one would ever suspect the dog.)

"So Angel, I follow the five L's- Live, Laugh, Love, Learn, Licence to kill. So long as we both apply the first four principals in our charades, and I keep the last one handy, we'll be fine!" Total explained that night by the fire.

"Gosh Angel get your dog to shut up." Gazzy snapped.

"That's what she said- OW!" Iggy rubbed his forehead, muttering darkly.

"The fifth L, Angel? Remember the fifth L..." Total pleaded. Angel shook her head.

"He may be useful to us in the future. His mimicry talent is quite spectacular. Also, he is my brother, and blood does run thicker than grape juice." Angel muttered wisely. Total nodded.

"What are you two muttering about?" Fang asked quietly.

"Ponies." Angel flashed Fang a cute smile, and he nodded.

"And rainbows and butterflies." Total added for good measure.

LATER

"Understand the plan? I'll drug those imbeciles, then you bag Max while I gather our supplies." Angel told Total as the others slept, "Then we'll hijack a plane and fly to Mexico, where we'll meet Brigid and Anne and discuss my becoming leader of the free world." Angel sneered. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"That's a great plan! And I would be-"

"Vice-leader." Angel nodded. "Now let's get to it!"

They put their plan into action. The flock was drugged and Max was stuffed in a burlap sack. Angel flew her to an airport where she and Total hijacked the plane and then they were off, on their way to Mexico. They could've used their wings to fly there, but Angel figured that if she was evil she shouldn't have to work.

"We're so astronomically diabolical!" Total said with a little jolt of excitement.

"Agreed." Angel answered. "I can see Brigid and Anne." She landed the plane, but one of the wheels ran over Brigid. Oops.

"Ah, Angel." Anne smiled, not caring about Brigid's death, "How nice to see you again."

"Thank you, Anne." Angel smiled, "Now, I brought Max. You know what I want."

"Yes, yes, to be the world's leader. I do believe you'd do a fantastic job, so I award you the position of 'Most-awesome-leader-of-the-world-which-is-a-title-that-comes-with-the-ability-to-boss-everyone-around-or-something'." Anne replied.

"I love it! And my assassin, Total, is of course Vice-Leader." Anne nodded in agreement as Angel spoke.

"Now hand over the contract." Angel said.

"Hand over the bird girl."

"Contract."

"Bird girl."

"CONTRACT."

"BIRD GIRL."

"Oh, Anne?" Angel smiled, meeting Anne's eyes, "You will give me the contract. You will sign over Itex to me. You will buy me a cherry pie, and you will be my servant for all eternity." Anne nodded mutely, her eyes glazed over. Angel smirked, turning to Total.

"Nice job, Angel!" he applauded her.

"I know."

"Let me out of the bag!" Max screamed. Suddenly, Angel heard the flock land behind her.

"Give us Max and Angel back, Anne!" Nudge cried. Angel began to cry.

"I-was-so-scared-they-kidnapped-me-and-Total-and-Max-and-and... waaah!" Angel sniffled out between sobs.

"It's okay, little sister." Gazzy hugged her tight. Fang let Max out of the bag and she stood up groggily.

"How did they find us? Anyone remember anything?" Everyone shook their heads, except for Iggy.

"I saw it! I saw it all!"

"You're blind."

"I heard it! I heard it all!" he corrected himself. "I heard Angel and Total's diabolical plans! I heard them drug you all and try to drug me except it didn't work 'cos I'm totally awesome! And I heard Angel say she wanted to be leader and-"

"Oh Iggy?" Angel smiled, meeting Iggy's sightless eyes, "You will shut up now." She turned to the rest of the flock, "You will listen to me now. You will be my servants. You will do as I say. You will buy me toys!!" The flock nodded without hesitation. "Wonderful. Come on guys, Anne- where's my cherry pie? And I think I'd like to live in Forks, so that's where we're going next."

Everyone followed her without question, because she was totally evil and stuff. And a little mind-controlling demon. Or something.

Eventually the Flock broke free of Angel's mind control, and locked her in a little padded cell with only Celeste for company. Angel ended up eating her. Total went and joined the Spykids.

A/N;

Weird chapter, not all that funny really.

This isn't really a cliché, but Read4urlife suggested an evil Angel, so I'm like 'hey!' and did it.

:D