dav and john were walkig to the hotel where him adn wil and terexi were staying. as they wnet in the dor, john asked hey deva who is will anyway? dave sed wil is a pirart and rely cool he has a sword and can fight rely gud. dave opend the door to the rom adn OH MY GOD WILL WAT HAPEND WHY R YOU BLEEDING?. will cant answer u he is pass out! john yeled. oh god no dave sed we have to get will to teh hospitall! johan yelled THERE IS NOT PHONE. then terezi waked out of teh bathrom. dont worry abot wil! teresi sed he only got stabed in teh arm he shud wake up soon. oh okay dave sed. terzi ten storted 2 cry! wat's wrong? dave asked. KARKAR TOOK A NAKED PIC OF ME ADN JCAK IS BLACKMAILING ME WITH IT. oh no dave said. i have to get the next dabge i cant help u right now. john protested. oh come oooooon dav. your girlfriend neds your help! oh fine. dave sed the badge can wait.
Jcak and kitkat were sittin by teh fountain waiting for terzi to delivert dave to them. jack loked at his watch. SHES LATE. he yeled. shud i send the picture boss? katkar asked him. no give her time. jcak siad. she IS an idiot. hahahahahag good thign i stoped being in luv with her! i hate her now. karykat sed. WAIT YOU USED TO LOVE HER? jcak yelled. yeah kartkat sed. YOU DUMBTARD GIVE ME THAT CAMERA. jack sed. whyyy? kitkat asked. because you usd to love hert and now i do not turst you wit that picture. jcak told can trust me karpart siad. i will not get rid of it becuz even tog i luved her once i hat her now becuz she picked dave adn i hate dave becuse terezi picked him over me. ugh fine. jcak sed. but can i see it frist to prov that you didnt get rid of it? oh sure. karkart sed. he puled ot the camera adn went to hand it to jcak but his hand sliped adn he acidentaly dropped it into teh fontain adn it EXPLODE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CLUMSY DOUCHE. jack yelled. THAT WUZ OUR BLACKMAIL STUFF. WITHOT IT WE CAN'T CONTROLL TERPI. he threw kitkat into the fountain too and sat don. he wuz MAAAAD.
dave watched this adn laffed at team bad. hahahahaha you gys suck. dave said. kitkart got ot of the fountan and yelled at dav. SHUT UP DAVE YOU ARE GAY. dave knew he wuz not gey and he punched karkar in the face. he fell bak in2 the fountarn. jack got up form the bench. ONLY I CAN BEAT UP KARKART. he yelled at dave. he teleproted to dave to stab him but dav turned around quick and bloked his blow. dont fight me jack we hav to BATTLE. dave demanded. fine by me. jack said. GO ZERKROM. he sent out ZERKWON. GO GROUNDOON. dave yelled. GROUNDOON came out of his pokballs. jack laffed. too bad dav. i taught ZERKROON a mov that i made myself so GROUNDOON IS GOING DOWWWWWWWN. ZERKONIUM USE GREN LIGHTING. he shot gren lightning and it kncoked GROUNDOON bak and evaportaed teh fountain. that is a GUD ATTACK. dave exclaimed. then he had an idea. GROUNDOON TRIFORCE! he commandered. it wuz super effective! ZEKROM fainted becuz he was black adn evil like goanford.
jcak wuz stunned. he teleproted away b4 anything else cud happen 2 him adn kitkar got out of then foundin and ran into teh woods to escape from dav. just then john ran out of the hotel. he noted all teh destructification and he wuz like awwww man did i actually mis that bbattle? yeah man it wuz grate. dave told him. oh hey how are terezi and wil doin? there fine. will is awake you should go visit him. john siad.
dave ran into the hortel rom adn saw WILL! WILL! he yelled. BRO! will yelled. they hugged but it wuz a bro hug daves not gay you sicko. guys dave sed. it is time to get teh next badge form cinnamonbar city. why do you wnat the bagels so bad anyway dave? john asked. it is becuz i want to finaly beet my biggest logtime rival adn also the champion. i must beet...
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