The day before a wedding it is tradition that you have a bachelor or bachelorette party. Adam smirked as he walked in to Randy's apartment,
"Adam!" John shouted.
"What's up dude?" Gregory asked.
"Who is that guy?" Randy asked looking at Gregory.
Jeff rolled his eyes, "Okay so tonight it'll be-"
"Poker, nothing extreme." Randy interrupted Jeff.
Adam smiled, "Alright, how much we playing for tonight?"
"When's the stripper getting here?" Mickie asked.
"There isn't going to be one." Lita said strictly.
"What?" Torrie asked.
Trish slowly nodded, "Ms boring over here refused, but I got something good." Trish pulled up her laptop and they saw Adam's party on the screen.
"Hey look there's Paul eating chips." Stephanie laughed.
"You ever realize that he has a really big nose?" Maria asked.
"Yeah." Mickie agreed.
"Totally." Trish stated.
"Pretty muc-"
Stephanie glared at Torrie to stop her, "Stop insulting my husband."
"Okay well what are they doing?" Lita asked.
"Playing poker." Mickie responded.
"No what are they saying?" Lita asked.
Trish turned on the volume-
"Then he just says doggy Parton!" Gregory exclaimed laughing.
"That is really just not funny." Paul said.
"I got to hit the can." Randy stated as he rose from his seat.
Once Randy was gone Gregory smirked, "Guess what I found when I was snooping through his stuff."
"You were snooping through his stuff?" Adam asked.
"Not the point," Gregory pulled out a black thong, "this."
"Womens underwear?" Jeff asked, "We've all seen that."
"Even you?" John asked in shock.
"I had sex in high school." Jeff stated.
Maria rolled her eyes at the screen, "Can we mute it?"
Lita shook her head, "No, but I wonder why Randy just kept- wait a second Mickie are those yours?"
"Nope," Mickie lied smoothly, "but be quiet I want to hear what they're saying."
"With who?" Adam asked.
"Is it really that hard to believe?" Jeff asked.
"Who?" Adam repeated before putting the thong behind him as Randy came back up.
"Mickie, senior year." Jeff replied.
"Mickie?" John asked, "You lost it to Mickie?"
Jeff scratched his head, "Yeah, well what about you guys?"
"Mickie." John stated.
"Are we really doing this?" Adam asked, as the other guys nodded, "Fine, Joy."
"Stephan-" Paul laughed, "Who am I kidding, Elizabeth."
Gregory smirked, "Girl named Molly Holly."
"Okay Orton your the last one." Paul said.
"Do I have to?" Randy asked.
"Yeah." Adam stated, "The rest of us did."
Randy sighed, "Mickie."
"Who is this Mickie, she some kind of slut?" Gregory asked.
Mickie's jaw dropped, "When I see him-"
"You've slept with three of them?" Torrie asked.
"Seriously Mickie?" Stephanie asked.
Mickie rolled her eyes, "Okay so I'm not the conservative type."
Trish laughed, "Got that right!"
Mickie looked at Trish, "Two words, sex tape."
"That was totally accidental!" Trish exclaimed.
"I've never made a-"
"Mickie you remember the video of your graduation?" Maria asked.
"Yeah, why?" Mickie asked.
"I wanted to borrow it so I did and you and Randy were-"
"Okay I've made a sex tape but I was in a commited relationship." Mickie defended herself.
"Whatever Micks we've all made mistakes." Lita stated.
"Don't call her a slut." Randy said.
"But-"
"I said dont call her a slut." Randy hissed.
"Come on Randy what's the big deal, you still like her?" Paul teased him.
"No, I hate her." Randy stated.
"Then lets test it," Paul whispered to everyone besides Randy, "Mickie's such a slut."
Adam grinned, "Look up slut in the dictionary there is a picture of Mickie!"
"Yeah um slut." Jeff went along with the guys.
"Some of the stuff she and I did was illegal in Canada." John said.
"After two seconds within meeting her she was already giving me tongue." Gregory smirked.
Randy clunched his fists together as his face turned red, "I don't care."
John laughed, "Sure you don't."
Randy ignored John as he stepped up with a beer in his hand, "Okay everyone listen up."
"We're listening." Gregory stated.
"I would like to propose a toast to the man who is brave enough to go to prison for the rest of his life! Adam Copeland!" Randy joked.
Adam sarcastically laughed, "Very funny but I have a question," Adam pulled something from behind his back, "are these yours?"
Randy's eyes widened as Adam showed him a pair of Mickie's underwear, "John's."
"Seriously?" John asked.
"I can't believe all the things they were calling me!" Mickie exclaimed.
"Relax Micks they weren't doing it to be mean, they were trying to get a rise out of Randy." Lita told her.
Trish smirked as the doorbell rang, "Finally!"
"Who's there?" Torrie asked.
"The stripper." Trish informed her.
"Yes!" Mickie called out.
"I told you not to get a stripper!" Lita exclaimed.
"I chose not to hear that." Trish stated as she opened the door.
All the girls stared in horrer as their ex teacher Paul Heyman came in and walked up to Lita, "Miss Dumas."
Lita tried her best not to gag as he began stripping.
Jeff looked up in the corner of Randy's apartment, "What's that?"
"What?" Randy asked.
"Its video camera." John stated, "What are you doing with a video camera?"
"I didn't put it there." Randy said.
"You don't think the girls put it there do you?" Paul asked.
"Probably." John answered, "I see it now it says property of Trish Stratus on it."
"Which means they are watching us." Adam concluded, "Including Mickie."
"Oh crap." Paul replied, "Stephanie's going to give me hell for this."
Gregory sighed, "This is probably going to ruin the vibe stretch marks and I got going on."
"Who is that?" Randy asked.
"Torrie." Gregory responded.
"She doesn't have stretch marks." Adam stated.
"Yeah she lifted up her shirt a bit and I saw them." Gregory said.
"I've never seen any stretch marks on her." John argued.
"Then she probably had a baby when you guys weren't together anymore." Gregory retaliated.
"Torrie doesn't have a kid." Randy said.
"Give me a computer," Gregory commanded, Randy handed him his laptop, Gregory typed a few things in, "Alexa Quinn Moretti, born January 7, three years ago."
"She gave her up." Randy said in realization, "but that kind of rules me out as the father so does it say who the dad is?"
"Uh some guy named Billy." Gregory said reading off of it.
"She told me that she and her boyfriend broke up over the summer a few years back she said he wasn't ready and left, I didn't get it then but that kind of makes sense now." Randy told them.
"That little girl that I saw in her classroom, Ivory adopted her that's why Torrie got like that." Paul stated.
"Can you see how many kids that Ivory woman has on that website?" Adam asked.
"Um yeah I guess." Gregory typed a few things in, "Three biological children but it doesn't say she adopted any."
"What website are you on ?" Randy asked.
"No you can find anything on the web if you pay." Gregory replied, "You know she actually gave two up for adoption."
"Really?" Paul asked.
"Yeah and from the dates she had her first two as a teenager." Gregory informed him.
Paul smirked, "Oh really?"
"Yeah they look about your age actually, um Chris and Torrie's her daughter." Gregory said.
"Chris?" Adam asked in shock, "Does it give a last name?"
"Jerestein." Gregory answered.
"Do you mean Jericho?" Randy asked.
Gregory looked back at the screen, "Yeah."
"We are friends with the children of evil." Paul stated.
"My ex girlfriend has a baby." John said.
"Well this has been one hell of a night." Randy replied sarcastically.
Trish shuddered as Paul left the apartment, "Oh my god."
"Why, why do you hate us?" Mickie asked.
"I'm going to be sick." Torrie responded.
Maria rocked back in forth in a chair, "I need to get my eyes removed."
Stephanie rubbed her stomach, "I am so sorry I put you through this."
Lita shook her head, "I told you no strippers."
"I'm sorry!" Trish exclaimed, "I thought we were getting Prince sexy and we ended up with mister ugly."
Lita laughed, "Karma my friends is a bitch!"
Trish looked around, "Your boyfriends and husbands were calling Mickie a slut!"
"I don't have a boyfriend." Torrie stated.
"Then lets just take a look at what the guys are doing." Trish changed the subject.
"No I-"
"They all look drunk now." Trish laughed.
"I'm sleeping with butter!" Randy yelled.
Paul patted his back, "Wait to go Ryan!"
Randy nodded in a goofy manner, "Woo!"
Mickie busted out laughing, "Oh my god!"
Lita rolled her eyes as a text came into her phone
Busted we saw the camera babe, y ddnt u tell me Torrie had a baby?
-Adam
Lita's jaw dropped as she turned to Torrie, "You have a baby?"
Torrie's eyes widened as all the eyes in the room turned to her, "Surprise?"
"Wait back up when did you have a baby?" Maria asked.
"Three years ago okay!" Torrie exclaimed, "If you guys want to know the truth fine, I had been dating this guy, Billy Kidman, first guy I ever actually loved since John, we dated six months I found out I was pregnant and he dumped me faster than I could say baby, big surprise not all men are supportive of pregnancy!"
With that everybody sat in silence and they all thought one thing, why did Trish have to get a stripper?
A/N Thoughts? A lot of you guessed that Torrie had a baby or that she had an abortion, so you guys were pretty much all right! Okay well thoughts on the parties? Also one more thing I went back through the chapters of the first story and this one and I realized that Edge/Lita have actually been together from the first chapter to present without any breakups.