Ate North Korea,

Hehe, thanks! And... you think? A-ah... don't worry! China can't touch me! Kuya America would have to help me, then S. Korea, and Europe. Then it would be ww3 against China over a collection of islands. Speaking of which, I think I heard somewhere that you like Kuya America. If you want, I could set you up! ^^

~Piri

(AN: i think i saw that somewhere before, if it's wrong then sorry!)

Piri-tan

You're welcome. Don't worry! He said he would not threaten you as often. That would not be good! Mayyyyybeee. That would be nice, but YOU HEARD NOTHING. He likes Yong-nim better are you doing?

~North Korea

P.S.-Nim means big brother. (AN: You know how rabid fangirls get. I think it's called Commieburger.)