Original Author : Caladborg
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[quote]Can we PLEASE move the "sword rain" discussion somewhere else? This section is for OMAKES. And amusingly, none of the OMAKES have sword-rain in them. ... yet/[quote]

He should have seen it coming, really he should. She was always trying to get her hand on his set of twin blades whenever he had prepared them for battle, understandable of course as even he agreed that there is nothing more awesome then only think that kuu liked more then swords were her two Onii-chan's. So when he was forced to materialize his reality marble while helping his flock against the rogue mages that had infiltrated the city for the price on his head he had made sure that all the blades near his smallest sekirei were intermediately launched at his opponents before she could hurt herself by accident.

Really, his aria just didn't have its normal inpact after kuu had drowned out his last line by shouting her usual catchphrase of " ONII-CHAN HAS SWORDS!"

she was right though, as the streets they had been fighting on had been replaced with hills covered with the collections of all the blades he had ever encountered.

The worst part was that he felt less sorry for the mages he had just sewered with his arrows of steel then for kuu who, after seeing the blades fly away , realized that once again she was denied her playthings and had started running in the direction of the next hill. With one movement of his arm those sword also rose in the sky and were launched to support Homura who was being pressured by several of their attackers.

By the look on kuu's face he better finish this battle before the wrath of the mighty kuu would force him to release his reality marble, he might seriously loose a leg this time.

disclaimer: this is crack, please don't discuss the inner workings of Unlimited blade works for the next 2 pages nor ask how Shirou was able to fully use it. just tell yourself a wizard did it or something