Little Red Riding Hood-MrsMomijiSohma1
Okay attention ppl! All plays will be in this forum from now on!
Red riding hood
RRH=Red!
Wolf=Pearl
Hunter=Dia
Grandmother=Gold
Rehearshal
Green: Thank you! Finally I dont have a role!
Pearl: Yippee for you. Where's Dia?
Dia: *eating sandwich* Hey guys!
Pearl: Dia...where'd you get that?
Dia: From some basket over there! Want one?
Pearl: *facepalm*
Performance
Gold: Ladida...I'm all alone and helpless...
Pearl: Hello granny! I'm here to eat you?
Gold: Why?
Pearl: Huh?
Gold: Why would you want to eat me? I'm just a little old lady.*grabs Dia* Here's a delicous hunter. Enjoy!
Dia/Pearl: Huh?!
Pearl: (He's not supposed to appear yet! What should I do???)
Dia: Why would he want to eat me?!
Gold: Well you've been eating a lot so you're nice and plump and juicy! Much better suited for a wolf!
Pearl: HOW ABOUT I JUST EAT YOU FIRST AND SAVE HIM FOR LATER?! HAPPY NOW?!
Later
Red: Grandma, I'm here with food! But one sandwich is missing...
Pearl: Thank you Red.
Red: .....
Pearl: Don't you notice how big my teeth are?
Red:...If you're my grandma...who's that?
Pearl: *turns to see gold walking across the room* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Gold: Going to the bathroom.
Pearl: You're supposed to be eaten! Eaten people can't walk around!
Gold: They do if they have to go.
Pearl: Why you-
Dia: Stop right there wolf!
Pearl: Stop! Everything is messed up!
Red: Anyone want something to eat?
Dia: I do!
Pearl:............Who writes this stuff?
Sapphire: That would be meh!
I need more ideas! I am cleaned out.