Chaptrer 14, Bonus, Nicktoons and Wormies
On a hot summer's day in mid July, rugphan and olaughlinhunter were both, taking a stroll through the Yucaipa park and playground, unknowing to one another that both of them would soon meet up with their most favorite babies in the whole wide world, the Rugrats, as King Peter Albany of the Confederacy was watching after them for the day, and he had taken Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, Jesse, Zack, Kimi, Dil, Susie, and Angelica to the park for an afternoon of fun in the sun. Rugphan was the first one to spot them in the distance, she was wearing a purple t-shirt and black shorts, not the best combination for this hot day, but it was the only thing clean as she was way behind on doing her laundry. No matter, she needed to get out and get some sun, and when she spotted Peter and the other rugrats, playing with the infamous star ball in the grass, and Angelica and Susie off to the side, on some swings, she thought of her burning question, and approached the group.
"Hi, sorry to interrupt your game of roll the ball with the ball you guys have been playing with, ever since you got it back from the other yard in the season 1 episode, Barbecue Story, but my name is rugphan. I'm a huge fan of your stuff, both on TV and Fan Fiction, and I have an interesting question for you." Said rugphan.
"Hey, well I'm Tommy, and yep, we're playing with my most favoritest toy in the whole wide world, and you're right, we have been playing with it ever since we gotted it back from that other yard, and I wouldn't have it any other way, but it's nice to meet you, and that's my little brother Dilly, my bestest friends Chuckie and Zack, Chuckie's sister Kimi, my friends, Jesse, Phil and Lil, that's my babysitter, friend and king of the Confederacy, Peter, and over on the swings is my cousin Angelica and our good friend Susie." Said Tommy.
"Nice to meet all of you. Well, you're in luck, as this question is for all of you." Said rugphan.
"What is it rugphan?" Tommy asked, as he rolled the ball to Chuckie.
"If you could visit any other Nicktoon at Nickelodeon, who would it be?" Rugphan asked.
"Hmmm, that's a good question." Tommy replied, as the two-year-old purple haired toddler put a finger to his lips, as he thought about how he'd answer this question, while the star ball made its way around the circle, till it came back to Tommy. Once he caught it, he was ready to answer the question.
"Well, I did have lots of fun meeting Nigel Strawberry and his family when we went to that island and gotted losted a while back, but I think I'd like to meet the Fairly Oddparents. I mean a mommy and daddy who can grant wishes? Sounds pretty neat!" Said Tommy excitedly, as he rolled the ball to Zack, signaling that it was his turn to answer the question.
"Well, I take it it's my turn to answer the question." Said Zack.
"Yep, whoever gots the ball gots to answer rugphan's question." Said Tommy.
"Ok, so which Nickelodeon Nicktoon would I wanna meet? That's an easy one! Seeing I'm the smartest baby around, as I can already read books, and I'm even good at helping Tommy out of jams, like I helped him after his camping trip to realize that not all poisons will cause him to die like he thought cuz of something we sawed on the TV, I think I'd wanna meet Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. Not only is he cool and super smart in my opinion, but he has a way with stuff that's pretty neat! He has abilities of invading places even I can't invade, and, it would be just, really cool to spend a day with him." Said Zack, as he rolled the ball to Phil.
"Oh, it's my turn to answer the question. Sorry, I was just thinking about how good a red crayon would taste right now. Ok, I wanna meet Ren and Stimpy. Not only are they the coolest dog and cat ever, as they get along, unlike Spike and Fluffy, who don't get along, but they're totally disgusting! Anybody who's disgusting is my kind of person! Or, aminal in this case." Said Phil, as he rolled the ball to his sister.
"Normally I might argue with Phillip on this, but I'm going to agree with my twin for once, and go meet Ren and Stimpy too. Maybe we could get some tips on how to get along better, and not fight so much." Said Lil.
"Hey! We don't fight that mught." Said Phil.
"Do too." Argued Lil.
"Do not." Argued Phil.
"Do too!" Argued Lil.
"Do not!" Argued Phil.
"Phillip, we're arguing right now." Said Lil.
"I am not arguing with you Lillian you are arguing with me." Argued Phil.
"Quiet!" Peter shouted.
His loud voice got Phil and Lil's attention, and got them to stop fighting.
"There, that's better. Now, can we continue on with our game and finish answering rugphan's question? I'm sure she doesn't have all day. King of the Confederacy's orders." Said Peter.
"Yeah, sorry." Phil and Lil said simultaneously, as Lil rolled the ball to Jesse.
"Oh, ok, it's my turn to answer that question. Ok, if I could meet any Nickelodeon Nicktoon character, I'd like to meet up with AAAHHH! Real Monsters. Ickis, Crumb, and I forget the other one's name, the tall one with large red lips, maybe my creater, Jesse Barrow Stories can tell me via reviewing this chapter their name, but I've always wanted to meet some real monsters, just to see what they're really like, and if they're as scary in the closet and under beds as Chuckie always makes them out to be." Said Jesse, as he rolled the ball to Chuckie.
"Nuh uh I don't wish to meet up with those monsters again thank you very much." Said Chuckie.
"You've met them?" Jesse asked.
"Uh huh? When I was the scardiest boy in the whole wide world and had to go find out what was making the light in the attic, I metted those monsters, and I didn't care much for them. If it wasn't for Tommy sending them off to the kitchen to get some chocolate pudding, who knows where we'd be now. Probably in their tummies." Said Chuckie.
"Hey, I wasn't about to let my bestest friend get eated, besides, I don't think we babies would taste very good." Said Tommy.
"Oh I don't know, we'd probably taste like poop and drool, that might actually be pretty tasty!" Said Phil.
"Phil." Chuckie said annoyed.
"Chuckie, the question wasn't which Nickelodeon Nicktoon would you not want to meet, but which one would you want to meet?" Asked rugphan.
"Well, I always thought Henry and June from Kablaham were very nice. They even allowed peoples to watch us for three hours one afternoon a week every week in the summer a long time ago." Said Chuckie.
"Oh, you mean Henry and June from Kablaham, and yes, they did host the Nicktoon Summer Jam back in the summer of 1999, I remember that! Yeah! They're not bad hosts, and do a good job. Heck, I'm kind of sorry they don't currently host The 90's are All That Block on Teen Nick, now if they ever did that for a week or something sometime, that, would be super cool! I wonder what other fans and authors think?" Rugphan asked.
Just then, olaughlinhunter arrived at the park, and noticed the conversation that was going on, so walked up next to rugphan and intervened.
"Pardon me for the interruption, but I'm olaughlinhunter, a very popular character slash author to appear in this story as of late, and I couldn't help but notice your mentioning of the Nicktoon Summer Jam, and how Rugrats use to air for three hours of it every Monday afternoon. I should know. I was only two-years-old back at the time, but it's thanks to those summer jam marathons hosted by Henry and June that I learned my days of the week, and I always knew it was Monday when Rugrats came on in the afternoon. Boy was I sad when summer ended, as I then couldn't remember what day of the week it was, until I started going to preschool. Oh, and while you guys csarry on, I have a batch of some delicious broccoli chip cookies for Angelica, is she here?" Olaughlinhuntrer asked.
"Eeewww! You'll never make me eat broccoli, never! Never! Never!" Screamed Angelica, as she jumped off of the swing she was swinging on and started running off through the park, olaughlinhunter, chasing aftrer her.
Meanwhile, while olaughlinhunter was off chasing after Angelica, the other toddlers, Peter, Susie, who came and joined the circle at this point, and rugphan, continued to answer this question about Nicktoons.
"So Chuckie, if you could spend a day on a Nickelodeon Nicktoon, are you saying it would be Kablaham?" Rugphan asked.
"Uh huh?" Chuckie replied, as he rolled the ball to his sister.
"I've always liked cats and dogs, and found it kind of funny when a cat and dog shared the same body, so, yeah! I wanna meet Catdog, and see what it's like for a kitty cat and a puppy dog to share a body!" Said Kimi, as she rolled the ball to Dil.
"Hmmm, well, I've always been fascinated by aliums, ever since my daddy was watching an alium movie on TV and we all thoughted they were taking over us, all cuz I was playing with the clicker on that particular day, switching from between my daddy's movie and the cameras watching us, so there's only one Nicktoon for me to meet, and that's, Invader's Zim!" Said Dil, as he rolled the ball to Peter.
"Well, being a 14-year-old teenager and a king isn't easy, and I'm sure it's not easy being a teenage robot either. I bet ya I'd have a lot in common with the main character of that show, yeah, King Peter Albany of the Confederacy, inviting a teenage robot to his castle? Here's a new story idea for you TCKing12, and it would give us a break from all of the Disney characters for a bit. And what crossover would this be? None other than Rugrats/All Grown Up, and My Life as a Teenage Robot. That's the Nicktoon I'd like to experience for a day, My Life as a Teenage Robot." Said Peter, as he rolled the ball to Susie.
"Hmmm, what Nickelodeon Nicktoon would I wanna meet up with? Well, I've always wondered what it would be like to meet up with Ginger, and spend a day with her, so yep, I pick, As Told by Ginger." Said Susie, just as a screaming Angelica was brought into view of the toddlers, OC's and rugphan, as olaughlinhunter was dragging Angelica by her pigtails back to the group, Angelica, tossing his beautiful batch of broccoli chip cookies on to the ground.
"Let go of me!" Angelica screamed.
"No! You didn't eat these cookies I made for you." Said olaughlinhunter.
"What are you trying to do, poison me?" Angelica asked.
"Now Angelica, I hate to break it to you, but Reptar bars and chocolate-chip cookies are doing a better job of poisoning you than my very newtricious broccoli chip cookies." Said olaughlinhuntrer.
"Ok, I'll make you a deal. Give me a Reptar bar, and I'll eat one cookie." Said Angelica.
"I got a better idea. Answer rugphan's question, and I won't make you eat all of the broccoli chip cookies you threw on the ground on the way back here." Said olaughlinhunter.
"I might be able to consider that offer, what's rugphan's question?" Angelica asked, as she walked up behind Susie, putting herself to rugphan's left side.
"If you could visit any other Nicktoon at Nickelodeon, who would it be?" Rugphan asked again.
"Well, you know, I've always been fascinated by Helga G Pataki, she and I seem to have a lot in common, so it would be interesting to meet her and spend the day with her." Angelica replied.
"Ah, are you saying the Nickelodeon Nicktoon you'd visit would be Hey Arnold?" Rugphan asked.
"Yes, that's exactly who I'd visit." Angelica replied.
"Here you go Angelica." Said olaughlinhunter, who had gone around and picked up the broccoli chip cookies off of the ground, as he tossed them at Angelica.
"Hey! I answered rugphan's dumb question, so I shouldn't have to eat these no more." Angelica snapped.
"I never said I'd let you off the hook." Said olaughlinhunter.
"Yes you did, I heard you." Angelica shouted.
"Well, what about that time when you told the babies that the grown up thing to do was to stay up through nap time, only you tricked them all into falling asleep anyway? And what about the time you played doctor? You proceeded to tell Chuckie he'd turn into a rhino and tried to unscrew his head." Said olaughlinhunter.
"Hey! As for the napping thing, I wanted that musical merry-go-round toy so badly, I had to do something to get those dumb babies off of my back, and if they were sleeping, well there's no way I could lose, until of course, baldy here beat me at my own game. My cousin is tough, and those dumb babies got the toy. Stupid babies. And as for that whole being a doctor thing, well, all doctors need to practice, so there." Said Angelica.
"Yeah yeah whatever you say Angelica." Said olaughlinhunter, as Angelica just stood there, unsure of what to do at this point.
Realizing at this point, she lost the battle, she reluctantly stuffed the broccoli chip cookies into her mouth, and started swallowing them as quickly as she could, while olaughlinhunter decided to change the subject, and move on to his question, once he saw that rugphan was finished.
"Well, thank you for answering my question, maybe some of the author's out there reading this chapter can make those Nicktoon visits happen for each of you in some crossover stories with those particular Nicktoons." Said rugphan.
"It was our pleasure to answer your question rugphan." Said Tommy with a smile.
"Well, I'd better be going, I'm starting to get hot, and don't wish to travel across the black tar playhground to fetch some water, like you guys did with Shaboo, so I'm off to my cool, refreshing swimming pool back at home to cool off and go for a swim, catch you all later." Said rugphan, as she turned to leave the park.
"Bye." Said all of the toddlers, Peter, Susie and olaughlinhunter simultaneously, as they saw rugphan leave the park.
Once rugphan was out of sight, olaughlinhunter turned his attention back to the rugrats.
"I'll admit, once Spongebob Squarepants took over running Nicktoon Summer Splash the following summer, those everyday summer marathons were just, not the same anymore." Said olaughlinhunter with a sigh.
"I agree." Chuckie replied.
"So, do you gots any questions for us today olaughlinhunter?" Tommy asked.
"Actually Tommy, I have a question for Lil." Olaughlinhunter replied.
"What is it?" Lil asked.
"Did Tommy really introduce you and your brother to worms in "Moose Country" ever since Tommy ate them, or have you two eaten worms way before the episode?" Olaughlinhunter asked.
"Oh we've been eating wormies way before that episode. In fact, I'll never forget the firstest time me and Phil ated wormies. We were barely crawling, and we were at some picnic at the park. Or maybe it was a potluck, I can't exactly remember now, but we weren't interested in any of the food the growed ups brought, rather, me and Phil were interested in the wormies we founded on the ground, so we picked some up and tried them, and, we thought they were delicious! This was also one of the earliest memories I have of ever seeing Angelica, though back then, she was just a blond girl of about two-years-old wearing pigtails, and she reconfirmed who she really was when she metted us sometime after that, and she asked if she had seen us in the park, and I asked her if we were eating worms, and she said she thought so. We confirmed that it was us, and she went on to tell us about this kid named Tommy Pickles, who would snap our diapers and eat the buttons off of our clothes. I'm glad Angelica was wrong about that, as Tommy's been a pretty good friend to us all of this time, but anyway, while me and Phil have been eating wormies way before we really became good friends with Tommy and the others, while on that aventure to Moose Country, we didn't wanna spoil Tommy's first experience with eating wormies, and wanted to see if he felt the same way we did the firstest time we tried them, that while they didn't taste much like chocolate spaghetti, they danced all the way down. Well that's what me and Phil thought the firstest time we tried them at that potluck dinner in the park when we were baby babies, and we haven't looked back since, as we liked them a lot!" Explained Lil, as she pulled a worm out of her overall's pocket, and slirped it into her mouth, licking her lips. Even at age three, the brounette twin girl couldn't get enough of the slimy crawly creatures.
"Uh, thank you for answering my question, even if you did nearly gross me out at the end there." Said olaughlinhunter, as he gave Lil a dirty look.
"Sorry, but I can't resist! They're so nummy!" Said Lil.
"Yeah!" Said Phil, as he too pulled a worm out of his overalls pocket and ate it.
"Ok ok, I'm officially grossed out now. Well, that's all of the questions I have for you today. You all carry on with your game of roll the ball, and I'll see you around." Said olaughlinhunter, as he headed out of the park.
"Well if anything, we really should be going, I promised your parents I'd make sure you all got your afternoon nap." Said Peter, as he rounded everybody up.
"No! I'm not taking a nap!" Griped Angelica.
"You especially need a nap, come on Angelica." Said Peter, as he drug her by her shirt sleeve out of the park, Susie and the other toddlers, following behind him, as Peter led everybody back to his castle in Richmond, Virginia, where he had everybody lie down to take a nap.
And this, ends this bonus segment of Ask the Dynamic Trio.
Author's Note: Wanna keep this story going? You know what to do. Continue to ask your questions in the reviews or as a PM to me, and I'll see to getting the babies answers into future chapters, since if I had them write for me, it would just look like a bunch of unlegible scribbles, well, except Zack's might not, since he's learned how to read, but I'm not sure if he's learned how to write yet. Even Tommy's home movie looked like a bunch of blobs of color, but remember, he did tell us that it wouldn't look pretty, as he didn't have all of his motor skills yet, not sure if that's the same for Zack though, as those home movies were sadly, made way before the gang new Zack. Though maybe it's time for the gang to make some new home movies, and have their new friends, Zack and Jesse join in. Oooh, interesting episode for Jesse Barrow Storie's, ongoing story, "Three and Up," here's an idea for an episode, "Home Movies, Revisited!" Ok, I'll be quiet now, before olaughlinhunter makes me eat some of those broccoli chip cookies, or worse, wormies, as I'm not nearly as fond of eating wormies as Phil and Lil are. Oh, and on a completely different note, I have recently completed my story, "The Camping Trip,:" it's 9 chapters in length, and available in the Rugrats/Bobby's World crossovers section, if you have yet to check it out, and soon, I plan to get started on my next Rugrats/Bobby's World crossover story, The Washington D.C. Story, and I have it planned that it will be 8 chapters long. Also, had it been turned into an actual Rugrats episode, it would have been the real series finale, opposed to what really was the series finale, "Kimi Takes the Cake," you'll know why once the Washington D.C. Story is complete, but if you enjoyed their trips they took to Sloss Vegas, I mean, Los Vegas, the Graham Canyon, um, sorry Angelica, don't correct me, I know what you're going to say, it's Grand Canyon, and the trip they took on the train for Boris and Minca's anniversary, in Murmer on the Ornery Express, I hope their trip to our nation's capital will be just as good as all of those others.