A/N: Hiya! Its you author here for a special one of AN. I really need to apologise. Its just I went away and then when I came back I got myself in a big mess with a friend (if she's reading then sorry... again). Then I had loads of tests and homework but now I am back for good. And you as my readers and reviewers have the right to want to hit me. If you do then please contact: twilight-rox1901. She is my friend and will pinch me. VERY hard. So whenever you want a chapter tell her to pinch me :) Also she said the trebor gum thing... she wanted me to put that in. Also I had to create a character.. imagine him as a air head jock kinda guy. Anyway on with a long (and I hope much awaited) post of Alice's Blog

Date: 11/18/09

Time: 17:01

Subject: OMG GUYS!

HEY! YOU! OVER THERE! YES YOU! TURN AROUND DUMBASS. Thank you.

Annnnnnyway. ITS ME! What? You don't know who I am? Red suit, white beard ring any bells? Bicylce when you were 12? Oh s you don;t believe in Santa. Thanks. :'(

Nah. Only joking. Its me Alice and you guys deserve an apology! But there is a story.. and its gonna be a long one. Very long like the way trebor gum is very strong! (weird I know ;))

Okay so in a distant land far far away (AKA Hickstown....)

COMMENCE FLASHBACKINESS

Okay so we got the Seattle airport to fly to Hickstown, Middle of nowhere. The plane was a rickety, hickety old thing and me and mom were worried we were gonna crash. Emmett poking me with a pencil pointing at clouds didn't help.

When we landed we were very surprised and relieved we were alive. We when then greated by a bunch of hicks who apparently we are related to (I know! I meant country bumpkins with NO fashion... related to me?).

Anyway for the next week it was all "Go clean the chicken house cousin Alley" Never noce did they call me Alice. And we had to help around the farm! "Muck in" as dad said.. well... the muck part was right.

So I managed to survive a whole week then we were set to go.. and the plane had no fuel. We were stranded in some far away hick filled place with no internet or phone and a plane with no fuel.

So we had to wait another week before we got home. All this time I have been having sweets and chocolate and catching up on things I've missed. Oh god. It feels SO good to be home.

END FLASHBACKINESS

So there you go...

Anyway I called Bella when we got home. Something is up. She claimed she was gonna hit the sack and we'd talk tomorrow. It was 6 0'clock! And blowing her friend off is so not like Bella.. I need to have a talk with her. Obviously something is up. So anyway I had to get all the goss from Jessica who is a pretty reliable source.

She told me that:

There was a Halloween dance. Which means there was horrendous/slutty costumes, lots of making out and LOTS of gossip!

Apparently Lauren and Tanya tried to imitate the costumes from Mean Girls. AKA Something barely legal, bunny/mouse ears and a bunny/mouse tale. Although even though the Mean Girls outfit were extremely slutty they made them even more so by basically going in black underwear. The head teacher came up to them and told them to wear proper clothes. So they had to borrow some geeky kids jumpers from the lost and found XD

Lauren and Tyler Crowly got off together as did Mike and Jessica (you could tell she was blushing at this point, even over the phone). Also a bunch of other who I only vaguely know.

There were some really cute outfits such as Jessica's a black mini dress and heels and a little witch hat. And there were some really really horrendous ones. Apparently one guy tried to make a pumpkin costume out of paper mache. The costume fell aart when he tried to get it through the door.... epic fail. Another person tried "the mummy look" with toilet paper. Gah. When will people realise that never works! And you look like a dumbass.

BUT the biggest news. Of the whole night.... And the most gossip worthy...

Tanya was seen snogging (English word. Makes me laugh. Snogging! XD Means making out btw.) the face off of Zac Brookes.

She. Is. Cheating. On. My. Brother. He. Doesn't. Believe. It. SKANK BITCH!!!!!

Alice xoxoxoxoxo