THE MAGICAL MEDIC'S MYSTERIOUS MUSINGS........

I remember saying 'drop dead' to Suzie once....I wasn't really expecting an encore....I say one thing for her...she's smart. Hopefully this time she'll stay dead....

Gwen is OK, still in shock of course but physically relatively unharmed after her ordeal. Jack got a bit pissy with me for being over protective and I don't think he's going to live down the embarrassment of having to ask DI Swanson for help either.....Tea Boy was quite useful too....wonder where he learnt how to rig mobile phones like that...I notice he was using his old Nokia which is still on Voodoofone.

Gwen got a bollocking from Jack for busting Suzie out too...fair enough I say...she's fucking lucky to be alive.

Next time we find a glove it is going straight into the bin....Ianto (the git) seems to think there will be another one somewhere.

I took Gwen home with me and we shagged each other senseless before I dropped her back at her boyfriends flat....He must be stupid you know, how can he not know? Not That I am complaining....I get all the hot sex and none of the nagging. I think Jack's a bit jealous though....after all he seems to think he's everybodie's wet dream....only if you're a lowly Tea Boy! He's getting way above his station!

Suzie was one fucked up bird. She must have been planning what she did for months maybe even before she got the glove, shows how well we really get to know each other really. Ianto was right; when do we ask about our colleagues lives? I certainly never do and I'm probably the only one with a valid reason for asking.

Ianto came to see me again this morning having been up half the night with another migraine. Jack was fussing like mad (over the Tea Boy!)....They have to be shagging....In fairness he (Tea Boy not Jackie) did look rather ill when I arrived. Have run some scans but he's ok apart from the headaches and the normal stress related complaints that us Torchwoodies suffer from. Basically spent the night shagging the boss and probably got his head bashed against something in the process....How do I know this?...Tosh finally found some suggestive CCTV. Nothing explicit but there was some pretty full on snogging going on. Tosh enjoyed watching every second of it (loser)....Me? I want damages! I shouldn't take the piss, after all I'm treating Gwen to the same....trouble is I reckon Ianto will get hurt where as Gwen is just out for the fun and hey, I'm a fun guy! Jack has a bit of a reputation....Personally I'd leave well alone Ianto's screwed up enough as it is.

Janet passed some of my dexterity tests. I think she really enjoys the interaction, she's definitely less aggressive, though that is probably because we haven't hurt her at all. I was thinking she must be lonely though and I am considering getting a second weevil to see if they can co habit peacefully. It can't be nice for her being alone down there in the cells...They definitely live in family groups in the sewers so it's worth a try I guess. Tea Boy and Jack have rigged some camera's in the sewer network for me as well so hopefully that will help get a more comprehensive picture of their behaviour patterns. Why am I doing this? Well sooner or later they will integrate themselves into our world, their children will be indigenous to earth if we have a good study of them in a semi controlled environment....well it'll make things easier in the future after all they do have the basics of their own language and value system we can't ignore that; and if they can be trained or educated not to attack humans....well it's obvious the advantages of that. I've had a lot of support from Jack on this. He's of the mind that we should always give them a chance and that will come from better understanding. Tea Boy's been helping by collating all of my notes and making a nice database for me that's easy to update...feels like a team effort....we don't do that nearly enough.

Right then Other occupations......

Jack.....Escort...because he'd love it so much.

Ianto....Barista...I insist he will spend the rest of his life devoted to coffee.

Tosh....Manicurist....she really has the loveliest nails...

Gwen...Dentist.....smile please.....

Me.....On the dole.....having won the lottery first mind. Being a DJ would be cool...birds on tap.