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Chapter 14: The Day After the Wedding
Jak woke up the next morning and he couldn't be happier. He had finally married the love of his life AND had managed not to be killed by Erol. Keira had already got up and the smell of a cooked breakfast was wafting its way up the stairs. He yawned and rolled over, snuggling back down into the bedclothes.
"JAK! BREAKFAST IS READY!" Keira called up the stairs. Jak sighed and swung his legs over the side of the bed, fumbling to get dressed. He went downstairs into the kitchen, where no-one was to be found.
"Keira? Where are you?" Jak asked.
"In the garden!" she answered. Jak walked outside to see several tables had been joined together.
"Keira? Why is EVERYONE here for breakfast?" Jak asked.
"I said I'd cook breakfast if they helped us pack for our honeymoon." Keira replied, dishing up breakfast. "Go and sit over there."
"Next to Erol...?" Jak asked weakly.
"Well if you had woken up earlier you could've sat where you wanted." Keira replied. Jak sighed and went to sit next to the psychopath.
"How's it going?" Jak asked.
"One day I'm going to kill you." Erol growled.
"I know." Jak said. "Pass the butter."
"No." Erol said.
"Now you're just being damned awkward!" Jak cursed.
"Yes." Erol said, spreading butter on his toast.
"Keira! Erol's being mean to me!" Jak whinged. "Anyone wanna swap seats?"
"Jak! If you're nice to him then maybe he'll be nice to you!" Keira scowled.
"I am TRYING to be nice! What do you want me to do, offer my head on a spike?" Jak asked.
"ARE YOU GUYS HAVING YOUR FIRST ROW AS A MARRIED COUPLE?" Connor asked.
"CONNOR???" everyone exclaimed.
"The one and only!" Connor said, creating a chair out of thin air and sitting himself between Jak and Erol.
"I thought you were joining the Navy." Jak said.
"I was... then I ended up at Hogwarts and they taught me some cool stuff – like conjuring chairs out of thin air." Connor explained. "Then I got bored there and decided to come back and see you guys!"
"Connor we missed you!" Keira exclaimed and threw her arms around him.
"Ahem." Jak said.
"Oh yeah, am I interrupting your row?" Connor asked. "Don't mind me, please, continue." Connor said.
"You don't need to kill yourself! Just respect each other!" Keira said.
"How can I respect a man that wants to kill me?" Jak asked.
"Can I step in here?" Connor asked.
"Please do." Jak replied.
"In war you generally respect the soldiers on the other side." Connor said. "Because usually they are fighting for the same goals as you – land, their country – sometimes they have no choice of whether they want to fight or not."
"Connor – just stay out of the argument." Jak said.
"What, because you're losing?" Connor teased.
"Shut up Connor!" Jak hissed.
"It's good to be back." Connor sighed, leaning back in his chair and conjuring a piece of toast. "Hey Erol, pass the butter."
"Sure. Here you go." Erol said and passed Connor the butter.
"Cheers." Connor said.
"Can I have the butter after you Connor?" Jak asked.
"What do you say?" Connor asked.
"Please?" Jak said.
"Yeah sure! Oh wait – Keira! We're out of butter!" Connor said. "All we have is this Olive Spread – but in my opinion it tastes disgusting."
(A/N: it actually does... trust me.)
"Someone go and buy some butter." Jak said.
"Jak, you're the only one that needs the butter so why don't you go and get some?" Erol asked.
"Because I can't be bothered. I'll pay someone to do it." Jak replied.
"I'll do it for a kiss!" Torn volunteered.
"Screw you!" Jak exclaimed and ran out of the door.
"Damn it." Torn cursed.
"Torn – leave my husband alone." Keira said. Torn scowled at Keira.
"OH BUGGER!" Jak's scream was heard. Everyone ran outside to the front lawn to see Jak caught in a bear trap. Everyone turned around to look at Erol.
"What?" Erol asked. "I never said I was gonna give up."
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP..." Connor started to sing.
"Damn." Jak said.
"... NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN..." Connor continued.
"I think we just got Rick Roll'd." Jak said.
"... NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!" Connor finished.
"CONNOR SHUT UP!" Jak screamed. "Can someone help me out of this bear trap now?" they opened the bear trap and pulled Jak out.
"Are you okay Jak?" Keira asked.
"Yep." Jak replied. He turned to look at Erol. "As for YOU!" he suddenly spouted wings and started glowing blue.
"Ah crap." Erol said as Light Jak picked him up and flew over the City. Erol started to change a peculiar shade of green, as he does not like flying. "Is this the part where you use your Light Eco Powers to redeem me from my dark side?" Erol asked.
"No... I was just going to drop you." Light Jak replied.
"WHAT?" Erol asked. "You can't do that! You're the good guy!"
"Yeah – and you tried to kill me." Light Jak said.
"Fair point." Erol shrugged. "Please don't drop me!"
"Why not?" Light Jak asked. "Give me one reason."
"Keira will hate you." Erol pointed out.
"I guess you're right." Light Jak sighed and turned back into normal Jak.
"Erm Jak..." Erol said.
"What?" Jak asked.
"You don't have wings anymore." Erol said.
"Oh." Jak said and looked down. "BUGGER!" Jak screamed and began to flap his arms, dropping Erol in the process. They were falling to their doom...
... and then they found themselves in Jak and Keira's front garden with everyone staring at them.
"Hey wait – we were falling to our doom." Erol said.
"How the hell did we get here?" Jak asked.
"I went to Hogwarts – remember?" Connor said.
"Oh. Thanks Connor." Jak said.
"Don't mention it." Connor said, helping Jak and then Erol to their feet.
"Can we go and start packing now?" Keira asked. "We're leaving for our Honeymoon tomorrow morning!"
"Sure – as long as you provide lunch and dinner too." Connor said.
"Fine." Keira sighed.
"SCORE!" Connor punched the air in triumph. "This means I don't have to go back to the soup kitchen tonight!" and he went into the house with everyone else following.
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