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Three Months-Edward

Our Minds are Filled with Protests

I was so sick and tired of that camera!

Well, mainly, I was sick and tired of what Alice was putting me through. A lot of things that she wanted me to film involved things that had to do with me leaving Bella a few years ago.

I swear she filmed every part that she could short of going to Volterra.

Two weeks after the day Alice and Bella were gone all day, Alice dragged me down to South America to film Rosalie's near fatal phone call.

I won't go into the details.

Then, when we got back, she insisted on recording me and Bella just sitting on my couch. I threw her out of my room.

Thankfully, after that, it was peaceful for a couple of days. No Alice, no dreaded camera.

But then, Alice dragged Bella and I out to reenact me showing her the meadow for the first time.

Well, rather, Bella and I were going to our meadow and Alice tagged along.

Then, recorded me showing Bella how I reorganized the library of records on the third floor. Don't ask me why, and don't ask Alice either, she won't answer.

Then, Emmett and I went out for a quick overnight hunt. We came back the next afternoon and Bella and Rosalie were there to greet us.

Sadly, Alice came out with her camera shortly after.

"Come on you guys. Edward and Emmett, go clean up. I want to film something. It involves all of you guys."

We all groaned, but went inside.

Emmett and I stalled as long as we could, but we could only prolong the inevitable for an hour.

Alice had us sitting at the dining room table. She was setting up the camera. As soon as she was done, she took her seat.

"Reenact the night we voted on the issue of Bella's humanity." She said.

None of us protested out loud, but our minds were filled with protests.

Bella began to speak.

We went through the whole thing, exactly like it went that night. I even went as far as to duplicate the sound effects of me tearing up the TV last time.

"End scene!" Alice shouted when we were done.

Within five seconds, we had all bolted to our respective rooms.

Alice pinned a sign on her door. It read: "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS". None of us even bothered to do so.

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