The Johnlock Texts Series: Part 1- Milk & Mutilation

by Ianto'sCoffeeMinion

Txts from John to Sherlock and vice versa. Other characters such as Lestrade, Mycroft, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Anderson, Donavan ect. will be mentioned. Basically everyday texts from Sherlock and John, starting out as friends and then building to a relationship. :) Johnlock is an addiction. Best preserved in the fridge next to Sherlock's 'experimental body parts'. SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!

14. For The Love Of Jam

Part 14: For The Love Of Jam.

Another one for TrekkieL! Her prompts are THE BEST! :D

Sherlockkkkk, you know you owe me for spilling acid on my jumper? -JW

Yes, I am aware. -SH

How do you feel about pets? -JW

They require too much care and attention. -SH

Why do you ask? -SH

I've found a cute little stray cat...I named him Jammy, he's so fluffy and quiet, he won't be any trouble at all, I'll look after him! -JW

Jammy...really? -SH

Yeah! What's wrong with that? -JW

Nothing...I'm guessing your asking me if you can keep the feline in our flat?-SH

Yes...can we keep him? Pleaseeeee! -JE

We have hardly any room as it is, your low on money, and my experiments would be a terrible danger to a cat prowling round our flat unattended. -SH

I'll bring him home, as soon as you are him you'll fall in love with it I swear! -JW

I highly doubt that...-SH

You will! You'll see! It's SO cute Sherlockkkkkk! -JW

I believe your brief encounter with the abandoned kitten has turned your brain to mush. -SH

His names Jammy! -JW

I wish I could see you cooing over that cat right now. It would be rather amusing. -SH

So does that mean I can bring Jammy home? -JW

Yes, but that does not mean we are necessarily keeping him. -SH

Okay, see you at home. Jammy says bye-byeeee! -JW

John, you are becoming increasingly adorable. -SH

You wait till you see -Kins! -JW

Can hardly wait. -SH