Norrington: -hugs Elizabeth- It's OK, it's OK...
Jack Sparrow: It's not like we're going to remember in the morning
Elizabeth Swann: Don't do that!
William Turner: mmm yes, I am HAVING the Jack Sparrow experience
Elizabeth Swann: I need to go!
Norrington: SN: whaat!?
William Turner: Jack don't make me wait any longer!
Elizabeth Swann: -gets out of James' arms and runs-
Norrington: Elizabeth-!
Elizabeth Swann: sn: not me - Liz lol
Norrington: SN: oh good
Jack Sparrow: -making out-
William Turner: you just DO things to me, Jack - I can't explain it really
that's better
Norrington: -runs after Elizabeth- ELizabeth! WAIT!
Elizabeth Swann: -runs away from Will and Jack-
I can't handle that!
Jack Sparrow: Ooo, don't stop
William Turner: I won't if you wont!
Norrington: SN: JULIANA STOP IT! I'M DYING HERE!
William Turner: -rips off pants-
Jack Sparrow: sn no
Norrington: -runs after ELizabeth-
William Turner: sn: don't die we need norrington
Norrington: SN: lmao. someone's been on youtube!
Jack Sparrow: sn fine
Norrington: ELizabeth! wait!
Elizabeth Swann: -stops and turns to James-
William Turner: huh?
Norrington: -grabs and hugs Elizabeth-
Elizabeth Swann: Why, James? Why?
Norrington: -pats back- I don't know, ELizabeth
I really don't know
he'll be back to normal in the morning
Jack Sparrow: You know Elizabeth, he is the one who gave will the raisins in the first place
Elizabeth Swann: We're going to have a fucking BABY for God's sake!
-cries-
William Turner: Hey Jack, I love you! Do you love me?
Norrington: -pats back- I know you two are
Jack Sparrow: Yeah
William Turner: are we gonna be together forEVER?
Norrington: But for now, he's having his... bachelor party
Jack Sparrow: At least until we're not high anymore
Elizabeth Swann: Then WHY THE HELL is he doing this to me?!!
William Turner: you're not just taking advantage of me?
Jack Sparrow: No, you?
Norrington: -kisses Elizabeth's cheek- Son't worry
William Turner: no way!
Norrington: don't
Elizabeth Swann: I can't handle this right now!
William Turner: hey Jack I have a secret
Norrington: -pats back- You can
Jack Sparrow: good -making out-
Norrington: I'm here for you
Jack Sparrow: what?
Elizabeth Swann: I can't!
Norrington: don't look at them, Elizabeth
William Turner: I'm a virgin (with men)
Elizabeth Swann: Why do you say that I CAN?!!
Jack Sparrow: What about that time with James...
Norrington: Because I know you're strong
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not!
William Turner: oh crap
Norrington: You are!
William Turner: forgot about that one
Elizabeth Swann: But I still know what theyre doing!
Jack Sparrow: And me. I was there too
William Turner: well, I still am not very experienced
Norrington: Well...
Elizabeth Swann: sn: that is so corny bea lol
William Turner: so I apologize in advance
Norrington: SN: SHUT UP
Jack Sparrow: -censored-
Elizabeth Swann: sn: hahahaha
William Turner: -double censored-
Norrington: -hugs ELizabeth- DOn't look at them Elizabeth
William Turner: Oh JAAAAAAACK!
Norrington: Don't listen to them
Elizabeth Swann: JAMES! I can still HEAR THEM!
William Turner: YESSSSSS!
Jack Sparrow: -more censored-
Norrington: -cover's Elizabeth ears-
Jack Sparrow: -moaning-
Norrington: It's all right
William Turner: NORRIEEEEEEEEEEE!
I mean, Jack
Norrington: you cannot hear them anymore...
Jack Sparrow: What?
Elizabeth Swann: -hugs James and lokos away-
William Turner: nothing!
Jack Sparrow: Why didn't you say my name?
Norrington: you hear nothing but your own heartbeat and my voice...
William Turner: I'm high, ok!
Give me a fucking break
Jack Sparrow: You're supposed to say my bloody fucking name damn it
Norrington: SN: FUCK that ws cornier.
Elizabeth Swann: James - can you take me somewhere away from all of this?
Norrington: wYes
yes I can
Elizabeth Swann: PLEASE.
William Turner: Jack, I so don't need this right now
Jack Sparrow: -starts to cry-
Norrington: -takes Elizabeth's hand- Come with me.
Elizabeth Swann: Let's go then!
William Turner: QUIT MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY
Jack Sparrow: No
Norrington: -walks into cabin-
Elizabeth Swann: Can you carry me?
William Turner: why not?
Norrington: -carries Elizabeth-
Elizabeth Swann: I feel as if I can barely stand.
William Turner: God, you must think I'm such a whore
Norrington: -lays ELizabeth gently down onto bed-
Jack Sparrow: At the moment
Norrington: There, you get some rest.
William Turner: which I'm not, really
Jack Sparrow: Only with the girl I suppose
Elizabeth Swann: Can stay with me?
Jack Sparrow: What's her face
Norrington: I will
William Turner: Calypso?
Elizabeth Swann: But NO SEX.
Jack Sparrow: No, the other one
Norrington: -sits down on edge of bed- I know.
Elizabeth Swann: Just hold me.
William Turner: ha what other one?
Jack Sparrow: The blondie with your child
Norrington: -holds Elizabeth's hands-
SN: LMAO!!!!!!!!!
William Turner: oh that one
oh SHIT!
Elizabeth Swann: SN: meggie!! LOL
Norrington: You just close your eyes now Elizabeth.
William Turner: ELIZABETH!
what have I DONE!
Norrington: Rest.
Elizabeth Swann: -falls asleep-
Jack Sparrow: -snaps out of it- What the fuck was that?
Norrington: -kisses ELizabeth's brow- There, you sleep tight.
Jack Sparrow: Ah, we're naked and lying on top of each othr
William Turner: OMG Jack, you and I...
Jack Sparrow: other
William Turner: -moves away-
Norrington: SN: damn this is corny
Elizabeth Swann: -mumbles- Thank you, James...
SN: i know lol
Norrington: S'OK, Elizabeth
William Turner: sn: yeah that is norrie for ya
Jack Sparrow: -jumps away and pulls clothes back on- Stupid drugs
Norrington: sn: read NonExistant and you'll beg to differ :P
William Turner: GOD! Who gave them to us anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Let's go and murder James
William Turner: sn: rofl
sounds like a capital idea!
Norrington: -pats forehead- Just sleep
Drift into peaceful slumber
Jack Sparrow: To the boat then!
William Turner: you mean ship
Norrington: SN: oh what the fuck was that
Jack Sparrow: Whatever
William Turner: wow Jack..
you are high
Jack Sparrow: and so are you
William Turner: not much anymore!
Elizabeth Swann: -continues to sleep peacefully-
Norrington: -holds Elizabeth's hand-
Jack Sparrow: you ate way more raisins than i did
William Turner: yeah but... uh oh
Norrington: SN: oh yeah blame the raisins
William Turner: it's happening AGAIN!
only this time I need Elizabeth
Jack Sparrow: Good. run to her
Norrington: -caresses Elizabeth's cheek- Sleep, dear.
William Turner: let's go find them!
Elizabeth Swann: SN: Bea - you know what would be even cornier? if James sang to her lol
Norrington: SN: so fucking corny! OH i will caity
William Turner: sn: the REASON
Jack Sparrow: sn uh oh
William Turner: sn: NOooooo
Norrington: SN: WHO'S CALLING ME TWELVE NOW, HUH?
Elizabeth Swann: SN: LOL
Jack Sparrow: sn -bashes head into keyboard-
Elizabeth Swann: SN: NOT ME!
Norrington: -sings quietly- I'm not a perfect person...
William Turner: Jack, where the hell are they?
Jack Sparrow: Wait. Listen
William Turner: Norrington better not be molesting her
Elizabeth Swann: -smiles in her sleep-
William Turner: is that a coyote howling?
Norrington: there's many things I wish I didn't do... -pats ELizabeth's forehead-
Jack Sparrow: No, I think it might be someone
Norrington: but I continue learning...
Jack Sparrow: singing
a SONG
Elizabeth Swann: -continues to smile in her sleep-
William Turner: singing? you're shitting me, right?
Jack Sparrow: sn its nice to out and out curse
Norrington: -grasps hands- i never meant to do those things to you.
William Turner: someone should find that animal and put it out of its misery...
Norrington: and so I have to say before I go...
Elizabeth Swann: SN: that it is juliana
sn: lol
William Turner: sn: very true!
Jack Sparrow: let's go to it
follow the pain
Norrington: that I just want you to know...
William Turner: -following-
Norrington: -caresses cheek- I found a reason for me...
William Turner: wait! -CotFD apparates-
Norrington: ...to change who I used to be. I reason to start over new.
Jack Sparrow: oh sure, just leave me here
William Turner: Norrington, you get your hands off my WIFE!
Norrington: -kisses Elizabeth's cheek- and the reason is you.
SHHH WIll!
William Turner: the only thing you'll be starting is a fight, with me
Norrington: she's sleeping
William Turner: I'll put you to sleep!
PERMANENTLY
Norrington: You don't want to disturb her peaceful slumber
Jack Sparrow: Hey, let me in
Elizabeth Swann: -smiles contently in her sleep-
William Turner: -opens door-
Norrington: SN: man corniest ever
Jack Sparrow: Yay
Norrington: Shh you guys! she's sleeping
William Turner: sn: uh yeah
Elizabeth Swann: sn: i know lol
Norrington: You don't want to wake her, guys
William Turner: Jack, what do you think a fitting punishment would be?
Jack Sparrow: snip snip?
Norrington: sn: LOL
William Turner: I would say spankings, but he would LIKE those
Norrington: Indeed.
Elizabeth Swann: sn: lol
William Turner: ah now that's an idea!
except didn't we establish that he is already a eunuch?
Norrington: But the winner will eventually also want a bit of a spanking...
Jack Sparrow: we can cut more off
William Turner: -snort-
Jack Sparrow: sn lame?
William Turner: sn: no funny!
Elizabeth Swann: SN: do something to wake her up!
Norrington: -grasps ELizabeth's hands- ELizabeth...
Elizabeth Swann: SN: im bored sleepung
Jack Sparrow: I think you need to kiss her William
Norrington: -whispers in ear- ELizabeth, you have to wake up
Jack Sparrow: like with Sleeping Beauty
William Turner: -kisses Elizabeth gently on forehead-
-kisses lips softly-
Elizabeth Swann: -mumbles-
Will..
William Turner: Wake up, beautiful
Elizabeth Swann: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
William Turner: What?!
Jack Sparrow: -holds James down-
William Turner: -distraught-
Norrington: -hold Elizabeth- Do you know what you did!?!
-pushes Jack away- You fucked Jack!
You ignored Elizabeth, Will!
William Turner: by ACCIDENT!
Elizabeth Swann: -angry- After what you did with Jack..right in front of me...
Jack Sparrow: Because of your bloody raisins
William Turner: because YOU gave us fucking DRUGS
Elizabeth Swann: -runs out of the room-
William Turner: great. Just great.
Jack Sparrow: And there she goes again
Norrington: -holds Elizabeth protectively- Don't talk like that in front of her
William Turner: thank you SO MUCH Norrie
she left Norrie
Norrington: -runs after Elizabeth-
-knocks down Will and Jack-
-runs at full speed-
Jack Sparrow: ow
Elizabeth Swann: Why are all of you such BASTARDS?!
William Turner: OWW!
GOD
He needs glasses
Norrington: -clutches Elizabeth- No, Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: wtf
Norrington: They're just guilty!
William Turner: Elizabeth I'm not a bastard! My mom was married.
Norrington: Let Will love you again
Elizabeth Swann: Drugs, than gay sex, then---
Norrington: No!
Elizabeth Swann: OW.
Jack Sparrow: sn lol
William Turner: Yes, let me love you again, honeybunch
Elizabeth Swann: OW OW OW OW.
Norrington: ELIZABETH!
WHat's wrong!
William Turner: dearheart, sweeting, etc...
Elizabeth Swann: I think I'm going into labor!
OW OW OW.
Norrington: -supports Elizabeth- WILL!
GET OVER HERE!
Jack Sparrow: AlreadY?
William Turner: -GASP-
I'm here!!
What can I do for you, my love
Norrington: -lowers ELizabeth slowly, puts head in lap-
Elizabeth Swann: OW OW OW!
-starts crying-
Norrington: It's all right
no! don't cry!
Elizabeth Swann: Make the pain stop!
William Turner: Get off her, NOrrie!
Jack Sparrow: I think I see the head
William Turner: I can't, Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: ew
Norrington: James WIlliam Turner
Elizabeth Swann: sn: idk lol
William Turner: and no, not Jacklyn
Norrington: -blinks-
Jack Sparrow: damn
William Turner: Hmm, James William I like it!
Elizabeth Swann: Or James.
NO
Norrington: That's a boy's name isn't it?
William Turner: except it is a girl
Elizabeth Swann: YES.
Norrington: Ah.
William Turner: you IDIOT!
Elizabeth Swann: RIGHT.
Jack Sparrow: Dani?
Norrington: NO
Elizabeth Swann: I like it.
William Turner: oooh good one!
We could also name her Jamie
Jack Sparrow: Dani Jamie
Norrington: No no no forget that
Elizabeth Swann: I don't care. You pick, WIll.
William Turner: AH I can't make all the decisions myself!?!
Norrington: -tkaes off coat and rolls into pillow-
Elizabeth Swann: I just gave fucking BIRTH to her!
You can pick one damn name!
Norrington: -puts pillow under Elizabeth's head-
William Turner: Jack wants Dani, James wants Jamie
what do I pick?!?!
Norrington: Have fun debating. I'm going to go off and bood.
brood
Elizabeth Swann: Make one the middle name
William Turner: there is always Wilhemina...
Norrington: -walks away-
Jack Sparrow: Janie?
Elizabeth Swann: NO Will.
William Turner: dran
Jack Sparrow: combine the two and make it Janie
William Turner: oooh that is a fabulous solution
Elizabeth Swann: Thank you, Jack.
William Turner: what do you think, Liz?
Elizabeth Swann: -smiles-
William Turner: Janie it is, then!
Jack Sparrow: Yay, I did something right for once
William Turner: Janie Elizabeth Turner
Elizabeth Swann: Good.
That sounds good.
Norrington: -kicks gravel- Fucking bloody bastards fucking like fucking rabbits with yet another fucking kid...
Elizabeth Swann: sn: man im tired lol
Jack Sparrow: sn my eyes kind of burn
Norrington: sn: that was fun to type
William Turner: sn: yeah i'm tired too!
Elizabeth Swann: SN: lol bea
Norrington: maybe that's enough for one day
William Turner: oooh, it BURNS!