(a/n)- Don't own, bleh.
Full title: Stay Safe In Kyoto, Kids! Period 2
The train station was rather crowded, and the Class A through Class D kids looked at the Demon-Slayers to be in disdain, unaware of their daunting task.
Haki sighed, clearly wishing to be in first class with the rest of the kids.
"Haki-kun, what's wrong?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just wish those assholes knew what we have to deal with.." He said softly.
Two of Nagisa's dirt bag ex-classmates sneered at the class, sticking their tongues out at the outcasts.
Haki flipped them off, and the kids turned to their teachers, probably whining about the 'mean delinquent who watches too many American flicks'.
As the classes waited to board the trains, many young men, and a few young women, became slack-jawed at the beauty of the blonde bombshell approaching the E-Class kids.
Okajima whistled, "Damn!"
"I'd like to get a piece of that!" Takabayashi muttered, adjusting his glasses.
"Go change, Irina," Karasuma bluntly stated.
"Eh? IT TOOK ME ALL MORNING TO GET THIS TO LOOK THIS GOOD!" she screeched, but quickly shut her mouth as Karasuma gave her a stern look.
The various groups chattered aimlessly once they got to their seats, pausing only to snicker at Irina moping about being forced to change into sweatpants, since Karasuma deemed her skanky attire, 'not school appropriate.'
In Haki's group, Karma and Nagisa continued their never-ending bickering, Kayano read food magazines, and Sugino tried to flirt with Kanzaki, whom was jotting down notes about the sights of Kyoto in a much smaller, homemade travel guide, to no avail.
Haki himself felt very bored, desperately hoping for something to happen.
"Kanzaki-san, would you mind heading to get snacks with me?" Kayano asked, "I'm sure we're all hungry," she added.
"Of course, Kayano-san!"
"Kayano-san, Kanzaki-san, can I come too? I don't want to be stuck with my cousin," he said, thinking a moment before adding, "And his lover."
"Haki, I can assure you, I'd rather go to hell than date him." Karma hissed, clearly annoyed, as Nagisa turned, very, very red.
Kayano noticed this and frowned (*hisses* this is painful for me to write..I DON'T SHIP IT.)
Haki didn't like where the conversation was going, so he managed to speak out, "Kayano-san, Kanzaki-san, let's get that food now!"
~ (not directly Haki's POV, general 3rd person)
The three oafish teenagers spied a trio of junior high kids, dressed in the preppy uniforms of a private school.
"Ugh, prep school snobs," one hissed, glaring as the three bolted past, muttering quick 'pardon me's, running to the next cabin.
The girl with long black hair, behind the rust-haired boy and the girl with green hair uttered a soft sorry, not noticing the small travel guide she'd dropped, and the brutes who picked it up.
"Well boys," the leader said with a wicked grin on his face, "Let's return this to the lady.."
"Uh, Ryūkiq-sama, isn't this the same girl?" One of his cronies asked, pointing to a photo he held.
"Hmm," the leader mused, "This is gonna be more interesting than we previously thought."
(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ（〜^∇^)〜(ノ^o^)ノ
The place the E-Class was staying was a quaint little inn, whereas the A though D Classes got to stay at a five star hotel. The E-Class was in the lobby, getting ready to head upstairs, exhausted from travel.
"That's strange," Kanzaki muttered softly, rooting through her things, "I could of swore I had it!"
"Had what, Kanzaki-san?"
"My travel guide! It had all of our routes, and I think I lost it.."
"Ah, oh well, we can't do anything about it now, besides, we have to rest up to go sight seeing tomorrow!" Koro-sensei exclaimed, dodging attempted slayings.
"Alright everyone," Karasuma announced, "There are two big rooms, one for boys and one for girls. There is also a bathhouse, and each gender will bathe while the other sets up. Girls will use the bath first." He said, turning and walking away, "Oh, and boys: No peeping."
"Yes Karasuma-sensei!"
"Uh, Koro-sensei, can I speak to you about something?"
"Of course, Haki-kun, what is it?"
Haki tugged at the collar of his yukata. "Uh, hypothetically speaking, let's just pretend that two of the boys in this class are Princes of Hell, on opposite sides of a war, engaged to each other, but neither of them know who their betrothed is, but they despise one another.."
Koro-sensei looked interested, "..Go on, Haki-kun."
"Let's also say that another boy is another demon, an adviser to one of the princes, and he made a bet, that by March of next year, with the prince that if he falls in love, the adviser gets to name the first child, but if the princes still hate each other, then the price, who's a sadist, gets to torture the adviser for a hundred years."
Koro-sensei jolted up with excitement, "Ooh, this would make a wonderful romance novel!"
Haki decided to ignore that, "So, the princes still hate each other, and hypothetically, since it's August, and the adviser has no idea what to do, and he doesn't want to be tortured, what do you think he could do?"
Koro-sensei sat thoughtfully for a moment, then asked, "Does one of these princes happen to be Karma-kun?"
Haki fell backwards, startled. "N-no! O-of course not!" He shrieked shrilly.
"Nyehehehe, it's okay, Haki-kun, he told me himself," he said, cheekily grinning, "Your secret is safe with me!"
Haki blushed, "Y-yeah, Karma is he one I made a bet with.."
"And who's his fiancé?" Koro-sensei asked eagerly.
Haki turned redder, clearly very embarrassed to be discussing such things with his perverted octopus of a teacher. "Erm, Nagisa-kun.."
"Really?!" Koro-sensei shrieked, shocked.
"They seriously don't like each other, and I really don't want a hundred years of Karma's torture, which usually involves wasabi and mustard." Haki dejectedly said. "I really don't know what to do.."
"I'll help you hook them up, at all costs!" Koro-sensei declared. "Who knows, maybe you'll win.." He said, "With my help, of course.." Koro-sensei said mischievously, his face stripped with green.
"Thank you, Koro-sensei!"
(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ（〜^∇^)〜(ノ^o^)ノ
"Come on guys, it's totally safe, I checked the alley ways and it's the fastest way to get to our Slaying site!" Karma insisted, gesturing to the alleyway, dark and in the general direction of their destination.
"Oh, sure, what could go wrong? Traipsing on down a creepy alleyway in a foreign city, with foreign gangs. and criminals lurking about?" Haki asked sarcastically.
"Haki-kun might be right, Karma-kun." Kayano said nervously, "What if something bad happens?"
Karma snorted, "If anyone tries to hurt someone in this group, I'll make sure they never walk again~!"
Karma watched his groupmates proceed cautiously in the alley way, staying slightly behind, as he felt the malicious aura of another demon in the area.
"-Well, well, well boys, look what we have here.. Some stuck up private school brats!" The leader hissed, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, fangs glinting, as his band of high school delinquents snickered, circling the group.
"We have to be going now, we're very sorry!" Haki squeaked, panicked.
One of them stepped closer, and grabbed him by his collar, wrinkling his tie as Haki struggled to free himself. "Nah, we'd like to play a while! You ain't goin' nowhere!"
Haki gulped nervously, as Sugino protectively put an arm in front of Kanzaki.
The thug sniffed Haki, as the short demon cringed, "What the hell are you," he said, looking at Haki, "Doin' with them, of all things," he hissed, fangs bared as he gestured to the scared group of teenage Demon-Slayers.
Karma frowned, deciding enough was enough and he needed to step in, and quit lurking behind everyone. He picked up a glass bottle, and smashed it, brandishing his new weapon, with a smile that could make even a grown man soil himself.
"Shit!" Yelled the thug holding Haki, dropping the struggling demon on his rear. The thugs moved away cautiously, and the leader stepped back, his cigarette falling from his lips.
"Why are you here?!" one asked, fear obvious in his voice. Another dropped to his knees and began begging for mercy.
"Milord, please don't make me go back, I don't wanna go back!" The thug wailed.
"Leave," Karma said calmly, his malicious smirk still on his face, "And don't bother me or my friends ever again."
They nodded, and a few of the members of the gang slunk back, as Karma didn't notice the leader behind him until it was too late, and he blacked out.
To be continued...