A/N- Silent again! Okay I love you guys! Sorry you have to abide my suckishness but anyways v_v down to business! I love how many reviews you got and you=love! So everytime I get a bunch of reviews I will tell you one TRUE embarrassing story about myself! Why should you care about my embarrassing moments? because!

1. I attract gay dudes in real life (not cool at all) 2. Everything that happens to me is hilarious to others 3. The weirdest crap happens to me!

Ninja: WTF? YOU CALLED MY EMO GUYS UGLY?

Silent: YEAH WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

Ninja: *pulls out Pokeball* I CHOOSE YOU! ANNABETH!

Annabeth: EEEEEP! *is thrown onto battle field*

Silent: I CHOOSE YOU! PERCY!

Percy: AAAAAAH! *is thrown on the battlefield*

Annabeth: WTF?...

Silent: fan service...

Ninja: *nods*

Silent: PERCY USE IDIOT ATTACK! GO!

Percy:... this is so degrading...

Silent: GO MAN GO!

Lacey- WTF? Lacey-Bit-My-Face-Off? Should I change mine to "silent-pimpdaddyboojank-twins" or "Epic-Pimp-Slap-To-The-Face" or maybe even, "I'm-A-Manwhore-Money-Please?" Or "PercyJackson's Official Pimp", *shakes head* Lacey, Lacey, Lacey... BUT LOOK! I'm getting better, I... I... nevermind...

Percy: ... I don't like that one... WAIT LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO KISS ANNABETH! PLEASE SILENT!

Silent: Of course!

Percy:...I have a bad feeling... He doesn't own PJAO... neither does Lacey... A WUSS? WUSS? LOOK WHAT YOUR DAMN SHOTA SELF IS DOING TO ME?

Silent: *pulls out pimp hat and whip*

Percy POV

I had wanted to kiss Annabeth really bad... really bad, I was thankful we had a distraction... I have no kissing experience... you know except for the "pecks" on the lips... I'd probably bang my our teeth together... or forget to breath... or just plain pass out... But someone had been taking pictures of us. Which meant they were going to do stuff with them, and I needed to find out what the hell was going on.

I nodded good bye at Annabeth, discreetly kicked my feet out a few times, because they had turned into jelly, and ran off after the photographer...

Despite my best attempts, secret agent music began to play in my head, dooby-dooby-doo-wa-dooby-dooby-dooby-doo-wa-dooby-dooby-do-wa- AGENT P! Wait... I think that's already taken... Oh well... dooby-dooby-doo-wa!

I spotted the culprit walking casually into the Hades cabin... I couldn't just waltz in there... everyone would bail! I needed to climb in... through that window, yeah, I found a nice foot place and began to climb up. I finally began to pull myself through the window using the ledge for support, and tumbled and rolled, epicly, if I do say so myself, into the room.

"AAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU A F*CKING CREEPER OR SOMETHING?" I heard a girl voice yell... oh it was Lacey!

I looked up, she was just about to kick me in my face since I was still in my ninja pose, but thankfully her brother dragged her away before she could kick me.

"Oops sorry, hey do you guy-"

"WHAT? I CAN'T KICK HIM?"

"NO, NO YOU CAN'T!"

"AND WHY THE F*CK NOT?"

"BECAUSE HE'S OUR FRIEND!"

"YOUR FRIEND NOT MINE!"

"GET THE PINCONE OUT YOUR ASS!"

"STOP PUTTING DICK UP YOURS!"

"YOU BASTARD! I'M NOT GAY!"

"SHOTA!"

"LOLI!"

"You want it up you-" then Nick tackled Lacey and they began to pummel each other, I shook my head and waited for them to stop... they kept at it for a good while, until finally that blond chick... Rose I think... walked in and seperated them.

"Huggies?" Lacey said.

"Huggies!" Nick said and they hugged... it was a Hallmark moment, except they both had their fingers crossed behind their backs but oh well. Lacey sat in a office chair and scooted over to me, while Nick sat next to her, they casually rolled around me... the way a shark circles around it's prey... or two martial artists circle eachother before fighting... what creepy/adorable/evil/epic/evil/dark little elves they were.

"What can we do today-

"-For you Percy Jackson?"... they were ending eachothers sentences... oh crap...

"Uh... well I saw someone taking a photo of me and Annabeth and they walked in here, so I wanted to know who they are and what they were doing...," I explained quickly, Nick and Lacey looked at eachother then nodded again.

"Oh I'm sorry that was one of my photographers for my news paper, I told them to take a picture of anything... extremely attractive...," she said walking slowly toward me, her eyes running up and down my body. I backed up quickly expecting Connor to like drop from the ceiling, Lacey quickly stood up and garbbed Rose by the ear.

"ow, ow, ow, ow, Laaaaaccceeeeyyyy," she whined as she was tugged out of the room, and I was left alone with Nick, he was sitting Indian Style on the swivel computer chair, twirling around and doodling in a sketch pad while listening to his I-pod.

"Come on don't you want it? My vegetable juice... blah, blah, blah, blah... POPIPOPIPOPOPIPO! WE ARE VEGETARIA-A-A-A-A-A-AN!" he sang at the top of his lungs as he shaded his picture... of a girl and boy in a roadroller? Running over someone labeled... Gakupo...

It's just gonna be one of those days...

(Line Break! Yes... yes that is what I do in my computer chair, You talk about Vocaloid in a negative manner, tonight your going to find me on your ceiling holding a butcher's knife, m'kay? Love you~ Especially you Gakupo~)

So I sat their long enough for me to get that stupid song he was listening to... it was so cute though~... oh my gods... the gayness... must maintain... masculentity... uh... MONSTER TRUCKS! uh... HOT GIRLS!... Annabeth~... BIG BO-

"Percy... you're talking to yourself... ," Nick sighed, I was about to apologize when Rose walked in holding a boy the scruff of his jacket.

"Is this the ruffian?" she asked, I took a good look at him and nodded, I swear I heard her whisper "good job" and then walked out... I am sooo confused. Lacey walked back in the room and seat next to Nick and they spun around.

"Rin and Len have a roadroller?" she asked.

"Yep..." Nick answered.

"Poor Gakupo..." she sighed.

"He and Kaito always get beat up..." he snickered.

"Uh... hey can I go now?" I asked quietly shuffling my feet.

"Yeah go- OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Nick had started to say, but Lacey jumped off, and shoved the rolly-chair hard. Nick went flying into the hallway, and... down a flight of stairs... screaming bloody murder all the way.

Lacey walked up and locked the door, then fixed me with a glare.

"You. are. going. to. tell. me. what. happened. to. Luke... or I will rip your pubes off, one by one, put them in a sandwich and make you eat them!" she spat, I felt my knees begin to jiggle.

"We-... I d-d-d" I stuttered... oh my gods... she was pulling pliers out of her dresser drawer... I sent out a silent prayer to the gods...oh shit... then she took a step toward me, I acted instantly, leaping through the open window... my ninja powers ended there... but to my supreme pleasure I realized...

The tree saved me! That same OH SO WONDERFUL!... Oh... I change my mind the nymph is crawling toward me like a zombie...

Taylor POV

"Come on Roxy we have to go see Alex and Percy!" I said, cheerfully as I popped a piece of gum in my mouth. My sister was lying on the couch upside down, reading a comic book.

"Noooo we see them everyday I wanna chill today!" she muttered, I threw my shoe at her.

"UPLIFT YOURSELF WOMAN!" I commanded.

"LEAVE ME ALONE! IMMA SIT HERE! READ MY COMIC! THEN MAYBE LATER GO OUT AND FIND ONE OF THOSE-oh so sexy- WAITERS!" she roared, I shook my head and walked outside, then remembered, backtracking back into the cabin.

"Sexy waiters you said?" I asked. Roxy nodded, "I got one of their cabin numbers they were Demeter and Athena guys," she purred.

"So... comics it is then~" I said sitting next to her.

"'Cept I have to get them tomorrow..." she said sadly.

"Percy can live two days without us!" I said, and we both smiled our special "Ha ha bitches" smile.

Alex POV

"Please guys! I need to get to Percy!" I squeaked, wrestling against the hands clutching me the ground, I thrashed and kicked and bucked and did everything I could but they still had me pinned down.

"Percy, Percy, Percy! He's all you talk about! I swear to Hades you like that boy, he's too old for you!" Amanda snapped as she slowly sat down on my stomach, I gasped and flailed with as much strength as I could muster... which probably wasn't a lot.

"NO I DO NOT LIKE HIM!" I shreiked.

"But your blushing!" Amanda replied in a sing songy voice.

"YOU'RE SITTING ON ME! I ONLY WEIGH 94 POUNDS YOU IDIOT!" I yelled.

"Oh... sorry... well intel has informed me that a certain handsome young man has a crush on a certain midget!" she said, sighing.

"I AM NOT A MIDGET! YOU HAVE TO BE UNDER FIVE FOOT BY THE TIME YOUR SIXTEEN! I'M THIRTEEN AND FIVE ONE!" I wailed.

"...Alex... your yelling..." she muttered, I took a deep breath.

"Why Amanda dearest can you please remove your genitals from my pelvis, you are crushing all of the air out of my thin body, please and thank you~" I said in the sweetest voice I could muster. She removed herself from me and I made a wild dash toward the door.

Brendan snatched me up in his arms and put me on his shoulders like he did when I was younger.

"Nope we're going to make you nice and pretty for your date~ Then we are going to be locked in here while the High School musical special is on, and tomorrow is every Disney movie ever made day so the Aphrodite cabin requires that every child of Aphrodite stays in here..." he said rather sadly.

Oh shizz... I used my feet to push off his back and performed a perfect back flip then I made a mad sprint toward the door, but I was pinned to the ground... then my siblings took out rope, ducktape and various make-up accessories... now I know what it feels like to be Percy...

Well he can survive by himself for one day... I mean he's been fine without us before.

"YOU GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!" I cried, then my eyes widened in horror as they pulled out the cocktail dress.

Roxy:... Silent... why are there dudes in various erotic costumes in your apartment with screaming girls trying to smash through?

Silent: I'm a pimp!

Nick: Coo... oh shit you look just like me!

Silent: VOCALOID POWER UP!

Nick: VOCALOI... oh well this is awkward...

Silent...

Nick:...

Silent:...

Nick:...

Silent: PERCY USE VOLT TACKLE!

Percy: WTF? *tackles Nick*

A/N- I just got a swivel chair for my desk! And yes I ALMOST fell down the stairs, ahem... for those of you that care my SYOC Pokemon story is gonna be up soon (SYOC= submit a character *shhhhh*) Um... what else...

SeaweedBrain- I live in Death City, Nevada but I was born in North Carolina! Sooooouuullll~

musiclover- You are my new best friend!

finagle- How the hell did you get those arrows? And a similar thing happened to my friend but not on Valentines day though, I'mma have to beat them boys off her with a stick! I didn't get the Wipe-out reference, no I don't think you sound like an Aphrodite boy, I THOUGH GOING COMMANDO WAS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR? You... think... I'm a sicko? *sobs*

Waffles- I can haz shicken?

Master- *pokes Aion's abs*

I am too lazy to grade so you all get F's! No just kidding A's for everyone... except Lacey... she made me see Danny Worsnop's penis... not cool... I will never look up names on Google search again...

Bye, review, and since the next chapter might not come out for awhile check out my other stories, and no the "M" one isn't nasty, it's actually a joke... So check 'em out if you want if not... I'll commit suicide! JK!

Review or Percy will use Volt tackle on you, OH COME ON PEOPLE WITH THE FAVORITING/ALERTING AND NO REVIEWING? DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?

Clear-sama I want to have your babies~