**AN: Ladies and Gents, Naruto's a daddy! Someone get a cigar for him! For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fello-o-o-oh...That nobody can deny!**
**Review number 400 goes to my pal, Z-breezy!**
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**Disclaimer: I look up to the sky, and know that Naruto's not mine, but it'll happen soon one day, I swear it, I swear it! Ooo, I swear it. I swear i-i-i-i-it.**
**Chapter 14: One Hell of an Explanation**
Koyuki sipped her tea the tanuki-looking boy had given her. He wasn't much of a talker, but he listened and gave his opinion when she ranted over a trading proposition Iwa had. The increase offer the Iwa traders had given her for the coal necessary to continue making the trains work had given her a major migraine, not to mention the fact the baby kicked whenever she felt stressed, even slight stress caused the child to kick her stomach. It was a little painful and annoying when it happened.
Gaara, as the boy introduced himself, had suggested dropping the trade altogether and finding an alternate way to power the trains. When the teapot reheated and the steam exited it, an idea stuck Koyuki and she immediately summoned one of Yuki's smartest scientist; giving him the order to research steam powered engines for the trains, which the scientist was more than excited to do so.
Koyuki looked over at the sleeping blonde that was the father of the child inside her. She smiled when she saw his face twitch in his sleep and he made a soft sigh. Gaara followed her gaze and studied the three sleeping blondes. He wondered why they were so shocked Uzumaki was a father.
"**Because the two chicks can't believe he had sex! Who'd've thought the little fucker would be a dad, or be capable of it?"** an annoyingly familiar voice said in Gaara's head. Gaara groaned slightly.
_What do you want, Shukaku?_ He asked the Ichibi. Shukaku growled.
"**What! **_**I'm **_**not allowed to have an opinion now? What happened to the little redheaded boy that used to do everything to make me happy?"** the tanuki biju retorted. Gaara scowled.
_If you have nothing important to say, I bid you goodbye Ichibi,_ Gaara thought before he silenced his tenant's voice using the seal Jiraiya had added to his own. He noticed Koyuki was giving him an odd studying look.
"Gomen, daimyo-sama," Gaara said, bowing his head, "I was...distracted by something."
Koyuki gave him a studying glance before chuckling, "Oh, it's fine, Gaara-san. You just reminded me of Naruto-kun when he spoke with his...erm, never mind."
Gaara arched his brow, "Do you know of Uzumaki's tenant?"
Koyuki blinked, "Hai. I was unaware you knew as well, seeing as you wear a Suna hetai-ite."
"I was only recently informed by Uzumaki who his tenant was," Gaara said before taking another sip of his tea, "He seemed it was necessary to inform me who his tenant was since I hold one as well."
Koyuki almost spilled her drink before looking back at Gaara in shock, "You're a jinchuriki?"
"Hai," Gaara said, "I would divulge what I carry within me, but for the safety of my own village, I shall remain quiet. I apologize for withholding information from you Daimyo-sama."
"It's understandable, Gaara-san," Koyuki said with a smile, "I understand the need for secrecy when it comes to jinchuriki."
Gaara nodded and turned his head when he heard a door open and three people arrived into the room; the assistant that led the team to Koyuki's office, one carrying a table and a bottle of medicine and sake, and one carrying a bowl of ramen. The table was opened before Naruto and the bowl of ramen was placed on it.
Like being awoken from a hypnotic state, Naruto's eyes snapped open and locked on the ramen before him. A smile appeared on the blonde's face before he sat up and cried, "YATTA! RAMEN!"
His cry of joy woke Temari and Yugito from their unconscious state, both holding their heads from the headache they gained from falling to the floor. Gaara poured two more cups of tea and used his sand to offer them to the girls, opening the bottle of medicine placed on the desk before Koyuki with his hands and giving each girl a pill. Naruto had finished his bowl of ramen and was now nursing the sudden headache that was delayed due to his eccentric addiction by drinking out of the sake bottle placed next to his bowl. Gaara debated giving him a pill due to the fact that on one hand, he thought the boy needed to get punished for the way they traveled to Yuki no Kuni, but on the other, he believed the fact Naruto just discovered he was a father-to-be was punishment enough. The latter won, reluctantly in Gaara's opinion, but Naruto was thankful for the pill that seemed to be working.
"Ahh," Naruto said, putting the bottle of sake down, "I feel better now...although I can't get over the fact that I had a dream about Yuki-chan being pregnant. Glad it was just a dream..."
"Erm, Naruto-kun," Koyuki interjected, causing the blonde to look up again, "I _am_ pregnant."
Naruto did something no one expected in response.
He laughed. And laughed. And then his laughter turned to nervous whimpering. And then it turned into whimpers of fear.
And then he passed out.
Again.
Koyuki sighed as Gaara smirked and the two blonde girls glared daggers at the daimyo.
"This is gonna take a _lot_ of ramen," Gaara muttered, to which Koyuki silently agreed to and instructed for several more bowls of ramen to be brought up and even more be set on standby.
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In Amegakure, the Amekage was now facing an enemy he had no desire to face in his lifetime, even if he had the strength of four Kages to back him up along with their villages!
Konan had found out about Koyuki's pregnancy.
"Konan, please, be reasonable. I thought it be best Naruto find out first before we told the rest of the village," Yahiko tried to reason with his enraged wife. He swore to find the bastard that leaked the pregnancy to the village and send him to the coldest outpost he could find. Konan's paper cocoons wrapped around him and Nagato, who had tried to warn him before Konan stormed in the office.
"And you weren't going to tell _me_?" Konan hissed as her papers started tightening around her husband and 'brother'.
"It...wasn't...my...idea!" Nagato wheezed out. Yahiko took in several gasping breaths.
"Ko-chan...please...air..." wheezed out the Shodai Amekage. Konan growled and tightened her papers' hold on the two men. Fortunately for them, Kisame had decided he should enter at this particular moment.
"Hey Amekage-sama, I was just wondering if you told Konan-sama about the pregnancy thing yet? I mean, Zetsu has told the Akatsuki base about it and I've been telling everyone..." Kisame started as he walked in. He noticed the amount of killing intent directed at him and in the surrounding air. The fish-man looked up to see the Amekage and the Advisor to the Amekage held in paper cocoons. He immediately turned around, waving over his shoulder and saying, "I just forgot I left the stove on, see ya later!"
"KISAME!" Yahiko roared before the paper cocoon tightened around him.
Screams of pain could be heard throughout the village for a good hour before Konan left the tower and began searching out the members of Akatsuki who knew about the pregnancy yet didn't tell her. Her first target would be easily found; Kisame usually hung out at the sushi bar.
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After several bowls of ramen, Naruto was finally awake and had accepted he was going to be a father. At the urging of two _very_ upset blondes, and a very curious Gaara, Naruto decided to explain the situation to them. He did ask for one detail from Koyuki before he began.
"So how far along are you, Yuki-hime?" asked the father-to-be blonde. Koyuki smiled.
"Seven and a half months, Naruto-kun," replied the daimyo of Yuki no Kuni. The jinchuriki of the Nibi no Nekko growled hearing someone else call _her_ Naru-kun by an affectionate name. In her mind, Nibi growled as she paced her cage.
"**Have our Naru-kun's child, eh? You're gonna be sorry you ever **_**touched**_** our Naru-kun whore! I swear it!"** growled the two tailed cat as she paced. Yugito crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes at the way Koyuki was looking at Naruto.
_Non-lethal plans only, Nibi...so keep working!_ Thought Yugito. The cat growled her agreement.
"Ok," said Temari, also annoyed with how Naruto was acting with the immensely beautiful daimyo, "Can you tell us _how_ and _why_ you're pregnant with Naruto-kun's child?"
"You have to understand," Naruto said, "That this pregnancy didn't come about from us...erm...you know..."
"What Naruto-kun is trying to say is we didn't have sex," said Koyuki, earning confused looks from the three teens. Naruto chuckled and decided to elaborate.
He started explaining the experience, "So about seven months ago, Team Arashi and one of the Akatsuki, Ryu Hidan, Ryu's uncle, were assigned a mission to protect the actress Fujikaze Yukie during the filming of the final Princess Gale movie."
"Which Naruto-kun managed to sneak himself into," Koyuki interjected. Naruto chuckled.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that!" laughed the blonde. Before Temari or Yugito could ask about it, Gaara spoke up.
"I saw that film," said the redhead, shocking his sister, "When I went to see the Demon from the Abyss it was sold out so I went to the Princess Gale movie that got a good review."
"You should be a critic or advisor, Gaara-san," Koyuki said. Gaara bowed his head in thanks while Temari spoke up.
"That's great and all," she said, "But inquiring minds are wondering _how_ you became pregnant with Naruto-kun's child!"
Naruto rubbed the back of his head, "Right, sorry, Mari-chan."
Yugito cast a sidelong glance at Temari, smirking when she saw the Suna princess blushing hotly. Nibi purred out, **"Hmm...So we're mad at the daimyo for having the Blonde Fox's kitten, this I understand, but we're letting Mari-chan make a move on our territory, why?"**
_Because I know Temari and trust her more than I trust this actress,_ Yugito thought as she narrowed her eyes once again at Koyuki, _We can't be sure if she isn't using this for some gain politically. If there's one thing I've learned from Raikage-sama it's that you can't trust political officials, be them friend or foe._
"**I see...but we're planning to have Naru-chan's kittens first, right?"** Nibi asked. Yugito blushed bright pink and mentally growled, _Not now!_
As the two tailed cat laughed at her teasing ways, Yugito decided to focus back on the topic at hand. Naruto was currently describing his battle with a Yuki shinobi wearing a prototype chakra armor.
"So the guy then uses some Hyoton jutsu, I don't remember the name, but it made this big ass wolf made of ice and a blizzard appear!" Naruto said, gesturing wildly, "It tried to take one of my arms, but Homozu pulled me out of the way, tossing me near Yuki-chan. The wolf couldn't follow and so it crashed into the iceberg we were on, shattering it. Yuki-chan and I were separated from the rest of the team."
"Sounds like you were in trouble, Naru-kun," Yugito commented, entranced by the story. Naruto laughed.
"That isn't the half of if, Yugi-chan," he replied.
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Flashback
_**(AN: in flashbacks, Koyuki is Yukie until I say so)**_
_The small island of ice they were on floated to the shore of Yuki no Kuni. Naruto carried the freezing actress into a cave and quickly started a fire using his Raiton affinity on several logs of wood. He gave her his jacket in an effort to help her keep warm._
"_W-What are w-we going to d-do?" whined Yukie. Naruto blew his quickly chilling breath into his hands._
"_I don't know," the Arashi user muttered as he rubbed his hands together, "But we'll make it through this alive."_
"_H-How do you s-s-suppos-s-se we do th-that?" asked the freezing actress. Naruto clenched his jaw and then relaxed his muscles, one by one in a last ditch effort to keep calm._
"_Well..." Naruto said as he shut his eyes to think._
"_**Use the damn Yokoi: Bodifaia Jutsu (Demon Release: Body Fire Jutsu)"**_ Kyuubi said to him. Naruto nodded physically and ran through the mind seals required. He then channeled the Kyuubi chakra throughout his body and thought the jutsu name quietly._
_Suddenly, the area surrounding Naruto became warmer, so much warmer that the area started melting around him. Naruto knew the concentration of the demon's chakra would exhaust him mentally, but he had to do it in order to keep himself and the actress alive. He silently thanked the fox and swore he would focus more on training with his Yokoi techniques that he had been neglecting._
"_**Yeah, Yeah, whatever," **_Kyuubi replied, curling back up to go to sleep, _**"Just don't kill us, Kit."**_
"_inobi-san...Shinobi-san!" Yukie shouted when she saw the boy's eyes dull slightly after he became really warm. She had scooted closer to him out of desire for warmth, but noticed his eyes looked glossed over, a look she had only seen once before when her father died._
_Naruto blinked a few times before smiling at the actress, "Sorry bout that. I get distracted so easily when I use that particular type of technique."_
_Koyuki arched an eyebrow, "And what technique may that be?"_
"_Sorry, I can't tell you that," Naruto said with a sly smile, "But, I will say it is the reason my body temperature has risen to 200 degrees Fahrenheit."_
"_200 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT?" Yukie repeated in shock and slight worry, he was her hired bodyguard after all, "Does this mean you're going to die?"_
_Naruto flat out laughed, "Nah...My average temperature is easily 110 degrees. It's a part of my, erm, bloodline."_
"_If you say so..." Yukie said with slight disbelief. A thought occurred to her then, "I noticed your higher ranked member called you Naruto-'sama', care to explain?"_
_Naruto chuckled, "Sure. Hidan-Oji-san calls me that because I'm the Amekage's son."_
"_The who?" Yukie asked. She had heard of the Raikage and Hokage during her travels, heck, she's heard of the Kazekage as well, but an Amekage? The last time she heard anything related to Ame...well it wasn't good news._
"_The Amekage," Naruto repeated, "My tou-san is the Shodai Amekage because he beat Hanzo-teme in the civil war. He, Kaa-san, and Uncle Nagato found me a few weeks later in another village where they adopted me and took me back to Ame, training me in the arts of the shinobi."_
_Yukie blinked. His story was...shorter, than she expected. He was definitely hiding something from her, what she didn't know, but it was something important nonetheless._
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"And that wasn't all," Koyuki said, interrupting Naruto's retelling of the incident, "Only a hour later, we were on the move once again, evading my uncle's capture."
Naruto cursed, "I swear...if I ever decide to run in front of a train again, kill me."
Gaara shrugged and muttered, "If you want me to, Uzumaki."
Naruto face planted and the girls all giggled before Koyuki resumed telling the story.
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"_Come on, Yukie-san!" Naruto said as he pulled her up out of the snow. Yukie followed him, stumbling often as she ran. Costumes made for a film were not meant to be running through a tunnel in._
"_Uzumaki-san!" she cried out as the train horn grew louder, "Just leave me and go! It doesn't matter!"_
_Naruto pulled Yukie onto his back, so that she was wrapping her arms around his neck, "Not a chance! I never give up, for that is my nindo, my ninja way!"_
_He saw the exit. It was right there, but the train was right on his tail. He focused his attention on the exit, blocking everything else out as the chakra channeled into his legs and feet. So close, Yukie screams as the train horn blows once more, announcing its' close proximity to them. Just a little more, he's going to make it, he can't die here. Not yet. He hasn't redeemed his parents' honor, he hasn't had his first kiss, he hasn't even been on a date of his own choice!_
"_I'm not ready to die yet!" the terrified voice of Fujikaze Yukie reached his ears, "I'm not ready to die a virgin!"_
_A small stumble that could have cost both him and his client their lives. He cursed his hormonal brain and resumed focusing solely on his exit point. He could feel his speed increase, he saw only the exit in his tunnel vision (later remembering this feeling when he would make his most powerful kenjutsu), he felt the actress' grip around his neck tighten, but this time it didn't distract him. No, this time it increased his urge to live, it increased his desire to survive._
"_Come on, come on, come on," he muttered. The train horn blared. Almost out of time._
"_Come on, come on, come on..." he said to himself. Yukie screamed and the horn blew again. So close!_
"_Come on, come on, come on!" He shouted, feeling himself go beyond normal speeds. Inside him, the Kyuubi was smirking and crossed a tail off an image of himself that was on the side of his cage. The horn blared. Yukie screamed. He jumped._
_The impact with the soft powdery snow made him feel relief. He did it. He made it out of the tunnel._
_He saved the actress' life and hadn't failed his mission._
_Then he felt a chop to the back of the head and everything went dark._
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He awoke in a cell with bars that looked frozen over. He looked down to see the floor a good foot below him. Naruto felt his eyes widen when he saw the alien contraption attached to his cash and prizes. It seemed to be...MILKING him. He dropped his jaw in outrage, shock, and embarrassment.
_He'd never felt so violated in his life! And this was counting the time that weird snake lady Anko from Konoha had tried to take a look under his pants. Talk about violation!_
_He struggled, wiggling his lower body to get out of the device. A evil laugh caused him to cease his actions and look up. A Yuki kunoichi was leering at him while two shinobi from Yuki glared in jealousy. The only one who seemed indifferent was the tall bald man he recognized from the descriptions his team was given by the hiring main bodyguard._
"_Doto," Naruto growled. Doto chuckled._
"_Ah, so the mighty Ame protector decides to wake, ne?" he sneered, "Well, one good thing came of this, Koyuki told me of your bloodline before we dragged her away to her cell in the more...VIP section. You should be honored to know that your bloodline shall live on through the citizens of Yukigakure's next batch of shinobi. All eligible females will be injected with your seed and your amazing internal temperatures will be passed on for generations to come."_
_Naruto felt his eye twitch in irritation, "You're milking me, to implant my bloodline, which is in fact amongst the last of its' line, in girls of age in your village...DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS?"_
_Doto merely chuckled again and held up a jar filled with some milky white substance, "Ah, yes, but the women will do it once they see that my niece, the princess of the Kazehana is pregnant with an eligible heir to my throne made from your DNA. Hopefully, the bastard child shall have her looks and none of yours. Sunny blonde hair and bright blue eyes...what a ridiculous combination for a shinobi to have. Maybe you should have followed Koyuki into the acting business."_
"_YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Naruto roared, straining to reach out at him despite being chained to a wall, "WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!"_
_The killer intent he released was immense, something none of the Yuki shinobi were used to, thus making them enormously uneasy and forced them to leave the area. Naruto finished his mini rant while cooling down. He grinned as he focused his chakra into the frosted over chains that held his arms against the wall, controlling the ice with his bloodline, he shattered it and then rubbed his wrists._
"_Damn idiots," he muttered, "Don't they know you can get hypothermia with too much contact to ice?"_
_He then glared down at the machine attached to his biological tool and contemplated just ripping it off, but trashed that idea when the horrid thought of damaging his goods. He instead took a moment to find the right strap to unhook and what chord to cut in order to stop the machine. He saw the half-filled tank and looked back down at his exposed self._
"_Kami..." he muttered, "I must have a LOT of stamina..."_
_Readjusting his pants around his waist, Naruto lifted his foot before slamming it down on the bastard machine and the containers holding his 'ammo'. Grumbling about fucked up bald men that are more fucked up than a mother goose, Naruto did a bicycle kick to his cell door, knocking it down. Shaking his foot to regain the feeling in it, he decided against kicking metal doors without using a chakra boost to avoid getting injured. He slowly escaped the cell and backed against the wall._
"_Now to get Yukie, or Koyuki, or whatever the hell her name is, out of here," Naruto muttered. He focused his chakra and performed a few hand seals before whispering, "_**Yokoi: Kaori o Hiku Jutsu (Scent Catching Jutsu)**_"_
_His chakra gathered around his nose and he took a deep whiff, trying to find a similar scent to what he smelled on Koyuki. After sniffing for a minute, Naruto grinned and opened his eyes, revealing two slitted pupils with red irises._
"_Don't worry Yuki-chan," Naruto whispered as he started running down the corridor, "I'm on my way."_
_While running down the hall he saw and heard a loud explosion on the opposite side of the hall, being separated by a large crevasse in the ground, emerging from the smoke was his team. Naruto stopped running and shouted over the large fault, "Hey guys!"_
"_Naruto-sama!" Homozu shouted back. Hidan leant on the railing and spat into the large crevasse._
"_Fuck, that's a long fucking way down," he said, before looking over at Naruto, "Where'd you go, brat? You've missed all the action for the past three days!"_
_Naruto flipped him off, "Ah, stow it Hidan-Oji-san! Just focus on finding that Doto guy, he's up to something and I don't like it!"_
_Ryu held a thumbs up, "You got it, Uzumaki! What are you gonna do?"_
_Naruto grinned, "I'm gonna save the princess, what else?"_
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Koyuki was sobbing on the bed. She had been violated by her uncle, not even her uncle, a machine! A fucking machine implanted Kami-knows-who's sperm inside her. She didn't want to be a mother, she had no desire whatsoever! She sobbed harder at the memory and then became quiet when the door opened.
"_Haven't you assholes had enough?" She asked through her tears with anger brimming her voice, "Just leave me alone, dammit!"_
"_Jeez, if that's how you greet all your knights in shining armor it's no wonder why you're still single," a familiar voice said to her. She looked up from the bed to see the blonde ninja she had been worrying about before her uncle deflowered her with his machine. He was avoiding eye contact and looking at her altogether. This hurt her slightly, and when she asked why he simply said, "Erm...I may not be a genius, but I know when pretty girls are naked with a guy leering at them, it never ends well for the leering guy."_
_It took a few moments for her to realize what he meant, but then she grabbed the silk robe that was a solid color and not see through (which she thanked Kami for) before pulling it on. She then slowly climbed off the bed and limped towards Naruto, wincing as she stepped._
_Naruto looked right at her eyes, avoiding looking at anything else and asked, "Are you ok? Did they...did they do anything to hurt you?"_
_Koyuki smiled at his generosity, tears welling in her eyes before she fell to her knees and started sobbing once again. Not being used to the situation, Naruto knelt down next to her and hesitantly enveloped her in a hug. She clung back to him as she sobbed, telling him what she could about what her uncle did to her. Guilt engulfed Naruto as he didn't realize her uncle was serious about using her as the first to breed his child. Naruto could only pray that she wasn't pregnant._
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"But now that I know she's pregnant I can only guess that's partially why you asked for me," Naruto said, looking at Koyuki. The daimyo nodded. Temari looked between the two anxiously.
"Wait, what about that Doto guy?" She asked, "Or the evil scheme he had? Or the Yuki shinobi!"
Gaara then spoke up, "The Princess Gale movie shows Uzumaki defeating the Evil Doto, who was credited under the guise of Chimaru Oro, using some spiraling chakra technique."
"The **Rasengan**," Naruto said, "It was also the technique I used to defeat you Gaara, that one was just slightly altered so your...guest would be sealed."
Gaara nodded, his eyes seemed to be gleaming with happiness, though. As though he was, honored to be defeated by a well-known technique. Yugito was still running the story through her head.
_It was only a mission gone wrong then fixed,_ thought the Kumo Chunin, _What do you think, Nibi?_
"**I think we should test the theory on pregnant chicks being easily aroused by jumping Naru-chan,"** Nibi purred. Yugito blinked before flushing bright red and punching herself in the side of the head. Everyone turned their attention to her causing her blush to darken.
"Is _your_ guest bothering you, Yugi-chan?" Naruto asked her, concern in his eyes. Yugito smiled slightly.
"No, but thank you Naru-kun," she said. Koyuki looked like she was about to speak up when Naruto interrupted her.
"Yes, Yugi-chan is also a jinchuriki," Naruto said, "So think of us as the most powerful team on this side of the country!"
Koyuki giggled and then smiled at Naruto, "So now that the story has been explained...do you want to discuss names?"
Naruto sputtered before falling off his perch on her desk and rubbing his head with a groan. The girls all laughed at him whilst Gaara merely smirked. In the back of his mind, Naruto heard Kyuubi speak up.
"**Smooth, Kit, real smooth. Like an icicle..."** the sarcasm was evident in the Demon King's voice.
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Konohagakure
Uchiha Sasuke was sick of it all.
His sensei was lazier than the Nara clan combined.
His teammate was a useless fan-girl who couldn't do much aside from fawn over his 'awesomeness'.
And that Ame Fox Boy had vanished before he had a chance to evaluate himself against him. The blonde had to be immensely strong if he could take a monster like Gaara down alone. He needed that power to kill _Him_. _He _was mocking him whenever chances to evaluate his strength slipped through his grasp. And that silver haired asshole that made a fool of him, Sasuke swore vengeance on all of the Ame team, even the green eyed so called genius. Hell, the village kissed his ass because he was 'The Last Uchiha' and a 'genius', so defeating that Homozu kid will be cake.
He just had to find out where Ame was.
Which is why he was in a dilemma.
"You want me, Uchiha Sasuke, to go back to doing D-rank missions!" Seethed the young Uchiha. The Godaime Hokage narrowed her eyes at him.
"And what of it?" she asked, "As far as I can tell, you still need teamwork training. Obviously Kakashi has only been focusing on your training alone, which I don't blame him for as he was probably ordered by the council to do so, but now that they're gone...well, your old sensei is being sent back to ANBU to train new recruits."
"What about us, Tsunade-sama?" Asked the Haruno girl quietly. Tsunade looked at the girl briefly.
"You, will be training as a nurse with Shizune in the hospital. If I think you're worthy, I will put you in the Medic Nin program along with the Hyuuga heir and the Yamanaka girl," answered the Hokage, "whereas Uchiha-san here will be placed as a new third member on Team 10 under the training of Sarutobi Asuma and the leadership of newly instated Chunin Nara Shikamaru."
"Troublesome," Muttered the Nara heir from his spot on the side of the room. Sasuke seethed.
"This...this is unreasonable!" Sasuke shouted, "I'm an Uchiha Goddammit! You can't treat me like this!"
Tsunade slammed her hands on the desk and glared down at the arrogant Uchiha, "Which is _exactly_ why you need to learn the value of team work! Hell, Itachi seems like the only Uchiha that knows what the fuck it means to be on a team! If you want to become stronger than your brother, you brat, you'd better learn the values of having people backing you up! You are NOT a samurai, Sasuke! You are a shinobi of Konoha, and here, we value team work and comradely above all else!"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!" Sasuke shouted back, "YOU OLD FUCKING HAG! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M UCHIHA SASUKE, LAST HEIR TO THE UCHIHA CLAN, YOU CAN'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"
He stopped his rant with a smirk, only to have it die when Tsunade smirked back at him.
"I'm so glad you think that way, Sasuke," she said, snatching his hetai-ite from his head before he could even realize what she did, "From today on, you are on suspension until I deem otherwise. Your duties will vary between cleaning the Inuzuka Pens and the public toiletries. Until I say otherwise, your journey as a shinobi, your little 'avenging' quest dies today. The Uchiha are gone. Deal with it. I hereby revoke your clan heir status, seeing as there is no possible way that you can bring the Uchiha Police force back single handedly. The Hyuuga have been asking for that right for a while now..."
At that, Sasuke snapped and lunged at Tsunade, only to be stopped by ANBU. He struggled in the ANBU's grip until the ANBU spoke in a familiar lazy voice, "I'm so sorry about this, Tsunade-sama...I thought I had him under control. I'm glad you made me see the error of my ways and I accept your decision to put me in charge of training ANBU."
Tsunade smiled, "I'm just glad you stopped him when you did, if he attacked me, he would be dead now. But at least this way your promise to Obito continues on...maybe you can try again by teaching a different, more stable team down the way. Please take Uchiha-san to the holding cells in the _Hyuuga_ Police Office, Inu-san."
"Hai, Hokage-sama," the Inu ANBU said, pressing one of the former Uchiha heir's pressure points, knocking him out before taking him to the newly established Hyuuga Police Office.
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AN: Oh...you have no idea how good it was to bash Sasugay like that. The Banshee may or may not become a medic, but we'll see how it goes. And I can explain the "revoking of Heir status", with the council disbanded and Sarutobi on 'vacation' for a few weeks, Tsunade was in complete control. She has all the rights of the Hokage, and unseen in this chapter, she had talked to Sarutobi about this, and when she learned Sasuke had indeed filled a cup, she realized he could lose his rights. So by doing this and giving the Hyuuga the police office, she has completely allowed Ame (Who she originally supported and had to make agreements with Sarutobi in order to become the Godaime) to take the reigns over the Uchiha clan. So...go Itachi! He's a good guy
_**and**_** the new clan heir in Ame! WHOO!**
**Poll: Who should be paired with Tsunami? Itachi or Nagato? YOU DECIDE!**