Sorry guys, but sadly I think it's another boring chapter, I think I somehow lost my funny, actually I don't have much to gio off of I'm having a huge case of writers block so sorry for the non-funnyness

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~Emma

I'll hide you seek

Hide me hide me hide me hide me hide me. It's the only thought going through my mind. I love Link he's a great guy and not all bad, but damn it, he's more scary than my mother, and according to me and two thirds of my cousins she is one hell of a scary woman, in that sweet motherly kind of way. Realizing there wasn't an escape other than passing the blond haired menace and the Sue of doom I tried to sprint pass them. Too bad for me, it had the same affect as 99.9% of my plans, it only got me hurt in the end.

"Don't even think about it," Link hissed as he forcefully grabbed my arm as I yelled oww very loudly gaining just about everyone's attention.

"That hurt you jerk!" He just continued giving me the stare of death, his gaze really made me want to run away and go hug a teddy bear while hiding in the corner. "Why the hell are you glaring at me! I didn't do anything wrong it's not like I promised you I'd stay there, you said I could go with you to the mines-"

"And that's what happened you went to the mines I never said anything about letting you kill yourself by trying to help me."

"Din, not this again! How many times do I have to tell you?! I can take care of myself, I can hold my own and I don't need you to take care of me all the time!" Our faces were nearly two inches away from each other, and no I didn't have an overly powerful urge to kiss him, that would just be wrong. There is no way in hell you could get me to kiss Link right now. I'm too pissed. Then again there is such a thing as anger sex so that isn't a very good point…

Anyway back to my original train of thought the only thought that was crossing my mind was how this must have looked to everyone else. We were growling at each other (wow that sounds wrong) and A glare was brought to my face, but our growling wasn't very loud so almost no one except us could hear it and some how Link's arm made it's way around my back tightly holding me in place so I couldn't run away from him.

"Elli, last night you told me that you and Link weren't really married…" Great just effing great! Why don't you just throw Kehoe into the mix huh?! Make this even wor-

"LINK YOU BASTARD!" Jesus Christ! It was sarcasm! Kehoe came out of know where with a sword that I've never seen before in my life and pointed it at Elf-Boy. "How dare you marry my love! How dare you defile her with your hands!" He came running at us and I pushed Link out of the way sending both of us to the ground.

"Kehoe you jealous idiot! I'm not in the damn mood for you will you just leave?!"

"WILL ALL OF YOU STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN?!?!" We all just stopped what we were doing aka fighting and looked at Srej. Her left eyebrow was twitching and her hands were balled up into fists shaking down by her sides. Me thinks she's jealous because she's not the center of attention. "You're all giving me a freakish headache so if you could stop your yelling I might just not kill you."

"Wow someone's PMSing." I whispered after blinking at her, I was surprised she even came into the fight at all. Usually she just lets us battle it out then bitches at me for being stupid or jealous or something like that.

"Elenya, you, me sanctuary now." Link growled as he stood up and started to walk towards the sanctuary. I gulped nervously watching him stalk off down the road. Why me? Why do I have to be the one with the over protective friend? We can't he be freakishly over protective of Srej, huh? Once I noticed that everyone was watching me expecting me to get up and follow I started to giggle in fear of my life. Hey, some people cry when they're about to die, other's see their life flash before their eyes, I just happen to giggle. Just like when I go to a graveyard.

Very slowly, and I mean very slowly, I got up and walked down the road, actually it was more like a death march. When I opened the door I saw Link standing there in front of the Moth statue thing in the middle of the floor with his eyes closed, not moving a single muscle. In all honesty I thought he was dead for a good five ten seconds.

"What the hell were you thinking?" His voice was low and soft again, thank the sweet lord. I don't know if I would still be alive if he was yelling at me again, I think I would have had a heart attack and died. "didn't you realize it was dangerous for you to come down the mountain by your self?"

"I didn't come down by myself. Why do you care so much anyway? It's not like I'm your girlfriend or anything, seriously you treat me like I'm your wife that's nine months pregnant. I'm not going to keel over jus because I got hit by hot water." What happened next scared the living shit out of me. One moment Link was just looking at me with that strange look in his eye, next thing I know he's got his arms wrapped around my shoulders and won't let go!

"I care for you Elenya, I don't-" I cut him off and pushed him arms length away.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, you don't want me to get hurt." I brought my eyes up to his face and smiled to show that I wasn't all that angry with him. " You know unless you change between now and the time you really do get married your not going to be that great of a father." I dropped my hands from his shoulders and broke out into a full grown grin. "You worry way too much!" I started chuckling at the thought of Link being a father. "Learn to lighten up a bit won't 'cha?"

I turned around and put my hand on the door knob to open up the door (obviously why else would I hold a door knob? To cook a hamburger?) and walk outside, but Link for some reason stopped me.

"How about we make a deal?" I quirked my eyebrow at the suggestion.

"What kinda deal are you thinking about?" He grinned that cocky grin he shares with Andrew and still had that freaky soft look in his eyes. God this boy is going to be the death of me.

"I'll try not to worry so much if you try not to be so reckless."

"Hey I am not reckless! I can ride a horse with out falling off!"

"Yeah but you can't walk up stairs with out falling up them first." Damn him for being right…

"Fine, oh by the way I told every one the story about how the Gorons thought that we were married, I told them that we weren't really but Kehoe is just a-"

"A jealous idiot? Yeah I know." He let go of my hand that was on the door knob and we walked out side only to see all the kids suspiciously standing near the window. I just gave them what I hoped was a I-know-what-you-guys-were-doing look and walked pass them. Haven't they ever heard of privacy?

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It's lunch time now and we were all sitting down in the lobby of the hotel eating.

"So are you guys down with the Goron's yet?" I asked them before taking a bite out of that cuckoo leg that has been beckoning me for the passed five minutes.

"Yeah," Well that didn't take long at all. Wow, It took him about a week for him to finish the first temple I'm surprised that it only took him a day to finish this one. Then again he did have a Sue with him. So up next was the water Temple

"Hey Sue, can you swim?" her face went pale. Like snow white pale. Speaking of snow white did you realize Disney makes all women look bad? I mean come on seriously how scary can a tree be? The only woman from Disney that isn't that bad is Pocahontas. Anyway, her pale face meant that she just realized that we have the water place to go through next, and by the looks of it she can't swim. "I'll take that as a no… Want me to teach you?" at this point most of you are probably thinking 'what the hell? Why would you willingly help her?' but I'll give you a hint have you ever read 100 ways to kill Ilia?

"Thank you, but I really don't think that's necessary,"

"aw come on! I'll teach you I've been swimming since before I can speak, it'll be fun!" Link stopped eating and looked at me with surprise. Why is he looking at me like that?

"You mean you remember something from your past?" Oh shit. Now it was my turn to turn pale.

"Uhh. Y-Yeah, not much though," I said looking down at my plate.

"That's great Elenya! You're finally getting your memory back."

"Yeah just peachy," I mumbled into my clay cup of water that I got from the Spirit spring this time. I made sure that I wouldn't bring my lips anywhere near that dead body water.

"Elli what will happen when you get all your memories back?" Beth asked looking at me with her hooded eyes. I put my cup of water down. And looked up at the ceiling of the lobby, striking my normal thinking pose; which includes me rubbing an invisible beard.

"I don't know. I'll go back home I guess." Link's face didn't look too bright after I made that comment. I guess he really doesn't want me to leave, and yet he constantly leaves me behind, what gives?

"Why Don't you come back to the village with us?" Link said with a some what hurt look in his eyes. In all honesty I think he looked like a wounded puppy. Great now I'm going to cry because of the thought of a wounded puppy could it get any worse?

"Well, think about it. I probably have a family I have to get back to, friends and everything." a heavy silence filled the room as we all continued eating. Me being the idiot I am had to do something to lighten the mood, even if it meant seriously having to pay for it later. You know what I did? Well, I'll tell you.

Between Link and I was a fruit salad, well at least I think it was a fruit salad, it had grape like stuff in it and I kept eating them for the past twenty-four hours, and I took a bunch of those grape like fruits popping one into my mouth at a time. But every once in a while I would throw one. The first one hit Link on the nose. He looked up at me from his dinner and I just looked around the room with feigned innocents smirking. Once he went back to eating again I took another grape and threw it at him only this time it hit his forehead this time he just stared at the grape that was now on his lap which caused me to giggle. Stupid little me started to giggle which made the rest of the people at the table stare at me and that just made me laugh even harder. Once I calmed down and we all started eating again I took I chunk of chicken and threw it at Kehoe. When he looked at me I just pointed to Srej mouthing 'IT WAS HER' to him. And that my friends is how it all started. Now I'm hiding for my life under the table as all the children threw food at each other. Nothing like a good food fight to lighten the mood.

I heard Srej scream and a very heavy thud come from next to the table, me being me looked to find out what happened. What I saw will never leave my mind as long as I live. Srej was straddling Kehoe and pinning his hands to the floor. I swear it looked like they were about to kiss or something. Well after Ranardo yelled at us to stop our 'childish nonsense' I said I'd clean it up, and some how the cleaning party ended up consisting of Link, Srej, Kehoe and myself. I think I guilted Link into it some how.

That my dear friends is how we got into this current position. What position? Why the blame game of course.

"I can't bloody believe you threw rice at me!" Srej cried while mopping up sauce from the wooden floor with a beige rag.

"Well you shouldn't have thrown that chicken at me," Kehoe responded smartly as he swept the lobby area.

"I didn't throw anything at you!" I started to giggle. Those two like each other so much they think they hate each other. It's like Inuyasha and Kagome, hilarious and dangerous.

"Question!" I yelled as I raised my hand and stopped scrubbing the floor with the rag in my hands. "Since when were you British?" Everyone just stopped what they were doing and once again were staring at me as if I had a pokemon sitting on my head (I wish).

"What do you mean?"

"Well she said bloody as a swear I thought only certain people who talk funny did that," (Note that I love the British even though Andrew thinks they are idiotic. He hates them just because I love him. He's such an ass sometimes.)

"What's a British person?" Link asked me still holding on to his mop.

"Some one that talks really funny. In all honesty I can't understand them when they talk. You know what ignore me."

"With pleasure." Miss I-love- a- man-whore said as she continued to scrub a stain on the floor. And so we spent the rest of the day just cleaning up the mess; Midna was probably pissed off that I put her behind in schedule. Well not really I mean they should probably get some rest before they leave for Twilight. So another day with the crew before those two leave me alone with my stalker, I guess I'll be able to survive. Maybe.... I highly doubt it.