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BPOV

On Thursday I was nervous but excited. We were on our way to get the fake I.D.'s.

Edward drove us to La Push, where Eric was to get them. His apartment building was a little sketchy, but it was a sketchy business he was running. The guys in the apartment were scary and stared at my tits much more than Edward or I liked. He pulled me tight to him the entire time we were there. Even when we were taking individual pictures Edward hovered over by me, holding my hand.

I was really surprised about how quick the fake I.D.'s were made. We were only there for about two hours' tops and left with the actual fake I.D. in our hand. They looked really legit too. I was proud.

"Edward this is so fucking cool! Oh my gosh I just, I cant even." I smiled wide.

"I know, baby. When should we go clubbing?"

"Uhm, like every fucking night! But seriously in California, were going to live it up. So in that case I need to go shopping. For a few things and unfortunately you can't come with me," I had to get him a present for his birthday, which was July 8th, which was next Tuesday.

"Why?" He pouted.

So adorable.

"Because I have to get your present silly. And I need Kate to come with me to get club dresses. She's fantastic on homecoming dresses so I want her help," and to be honest, I didn't really want Kate and Edward around each other. I loved Kate, but she was a slut, and was hot for Edward and she was prettier than I am, so they weren't going to hang out on my time if ya know what I'm saying.

He pouted the rest of the drive while I texted Kate and asked if we could go shopping Saturday. Edward needed to chill; we were going to be separated for a few hours.

For the rest of Thursday we sat around playing video games and eating, pausing in between the two to get off a few times. I was thrilled yet again to see that we could still be the same as always and add sexual stuff to our day as well. It was perfect.

Friday morning, I went back over to my house to get ready for the day and for the party at the Cullen's. They've been having the annual Fourth of July party for about 14 years. I've attended every single one. Pretty much everyone in Forks is invited and some of Edwards's family comes to visit. Tanya and Eugene will be there, and cousins from both sides of the family. Every year since we were 8, me, Edward, and his cousin Demetri would sneak away from the party and go to a hill about a half a mile from Edwards house and we would sit on it for an hour or so and watch all the fireworks from all around the city. You could see a bunch of Washington from this one spot on the hill and it was amazing. When we were 13, we started sneaking beer with us. It was dangerous, since we were on a hill, yes, but it was fun and tradition.

I pulled out my cliché American flag tank top from old navy and some jean shorts, put on my red converse, scrunched my hair, and did my make up. I'd promised Edward I'd be back over to help him clean his room, since his family would be arriving sporadically throughout the day. The Cullen's had about 8 rooms and they would all be used.

Around 11 I headed back over to Edwards and got down to business. Esme became a dictator when cleaning the house. We mopped, we vacuumed, we swept, we windexed, and we shoved a lot of things under beds. When we finished cleaning all the bedrooms, the media room, and the game room, which was a MESS from all the time we'd spent in there, I asked Edward to braid my hair.

"I just want my bangs and hair French braided to the side, and then everything to be around it in waves," I told Edward as he sat on the couch and I sat on the floor between his legs. I handed him bobbye pins from my pocket, then he got started.

"So who's all coming this year?" I asked.

Before he could answer, Esme suddenly appeared in the room.

"What in the-? We have 16 relatives and 50 guests coming in less than 2 hours and you think its time to braid Bella's hair? No. You have to go clean your room again. Shoving things under the bed does not count as clean. Bella's hair can be done later," she fumed.

We groaned and got up and went back to Edwards's room. There just wasn't enough room for all his shit.

We were both forcefully trying to shut his dresser drawers and they just weren't closing. Too many clothes.

"Gah Edward! You have more clothes than I do!" There wasn't any room left anywhere. Dresser was full, closet was full, Linen closet in his bathroom was even full of clothes.

"I fucking know! My mom wont let me get rid of any of it though. She says the second I do I'll need it again!"

I literally broke a sweat trying to get his boxer drawer shut. He had like 60 pairs in there.

"Why do you have so much underwear?"

"Christmas and birthdays from grandparents," he said struggling with his own drawer.

We finally shoved it in there, taking a few things out and putting them in his desk drawers.

"Which family is coming?" I asked after we finally finished and were chilling watching TV.

"Um, well Demetri, his girlfriend Angela, his parents, Jane and her husband Carl, Rex and Cindy, Tanya and Eugene, Heidi and Jonathan, Irina and Dave, and yeah," he finished.

"Where's everyone going to sleep?"

"Well my sisters in their rooms obviously, then all couples in guest rooms, then I guess me, you, Demetri, and Angela will sleep in my room or the game room."

"How long is everybody staying?" I asked.

"Demetri and them till Sunday, Tanya and Eugene till tomorrow, Heidi and Jon till Tuesday, Irina and Dave till Sunday, Rex and Cindy till tomorrow.

An hour later, the family started pouring in. First Rex and Cindy, Esme's brother and his wife. Then Tanya and Eugene, Heidi and Jonathan, then Irina and Dave. I loved them as if they were my own sisters. Sweetest girls ever. Then Demetri and his family were the last to arrive.

Demetri looked a lot like Edward did, just with blonde hair, and he was slightly shorter. He was super inappropriate and fit in perfectly with Edward and me.

"Belly, Belly, Belly, I hear you and Edward are finally bumpin uglies," he whispered to me as he hugged me.

"Pervert," I pushed him away, laughing, "and not yet," I added a wink.

"I wondered how long it would be till you all finally figured your shit out. This is my girlfriend, Angela."

Angela was really pretty. She had long brown hair and blue eyes that stood out against her skin. She looked a lot like Vanessa from Gossip Girl. I was jealous.

She hugged Edward and me both, and then we made the rounds of hellos to everyone. Then the party started and a lot more people came.

Before it got dark Demetri and Edward snuck off to get the beer while Angela and I had some girl talk. I had been finding out that she had quite the mouth on her.

"So how long have you and Demetri been going out?" I asked with a mouth full of burger. I'm such a lady.

"Well it depends how you look at it. We were friends with benefits for about a year, then we just sort of realized we had fallen in love about 6 months ago, so yeah. Were you and Edward hooking up before the big I love you's?"

"Nope," I took a big swig of Dr. Pepper, "we were just pals. Then he touched my boobs and we made out. The rest is history."

"How romantic," she snorted.

"Oh yes. Not to brag or anything but for our one month anniversary we dry humped while watching anchorman."

"Show off. For our 3 month anniversary I sucked him off at the movie theater."

We were both giggling hysterically when the boys came back.

"Ok we've got them. Lets go."

We snuck off one at a time to the front yard then started the walk. Once we got there we popped the bottles off and laid back just as the fireworks started.

After about 20 minutes Demetri spoke up.

"Alright. Ed, Belly, promise you won't freak out, but I brought some weed. You don't have to participate if you don't want to but I'm pretty sure the people signing the Declaration of Independence did when they were signing it. So to them, whoever signed it," Demetri pulled out an entire bag of them already rolled.

"Dude, Edward and I have already gotten high this summer," I smirked.

"I don't believe you for a second Belly," he said lighting it up.

"We have. And to prove it, I'll take the first hit," I grabbed it from him and inhaled deeply, trying not to cough. It burned but it was a good burn. I passed it to Edward. "Don't get too stoned, Ted."

He laughed and took a hit, coughing a little. Pussy.

Angela took a hit next, then Demetri. We went in that order until the fireworks became 3D. It was amazing but also really fucking scary. This was so much more intense then Irina's weed.

"Fuck Demetri, what was that shit?" My head was spinning and everyone was blurry. Angela was laughing hysterically and Edward had his stoned smile on. Demetri looked fucked up. His eyes were so red and he was just smiling wide. I started laughing when the fireworks started taking on the shape of penises.

"Oh my gosh! You guys! The fireworks are like; they're looking like dicks! Oh! There are the balls underneath it!"

"I see it!" Angela and Edward screamed in unison while Demetri said it looked like his own dick.

"This is not appropriate for children," I said in-between snorts as more phallic shapes appeared.

We stayed out there until we got hungry. When we got back to the party no one had even noticed our absence and I ate 3 hot dogs and a burger. I felt like barfing.

After the party was over we went up to Edwards room. I was sad that I was now completely sober.

We were watching Friday The 13th when Angela sighed loudly and said, "This is fucking boring. Who wants to play Never Have I Ever with vodka?" She pulled out an entire bottle of vodka out of her bag and I just stared.

"I'm down," I loved that game.

The guys agreed and Edward snuck down and got shot glasses from the kitchen. We gathered in a circle and Angela started.

"Ok, never have I ever gotten high with my cousin."

Demetri and Marcus took a shot and it was my turn.

"Never have I ever kissed a girl."

Demetri, Edward, and Angela took a shot. I was shocked.

Edward almost spit his out when he saw Angela take a shot.

Demetri smiled. "That's right bitches. She goes both ways."

She scoffed. "I do not. It was a dare at a party one day and I don't turn dares down."

"Oookay. Never have I ever kissed a boy," Edward said.

Angela and I took a shot.

"I've never sucked a dick," Demetri smiled.

Angela took a shot. Demetri gaped at me. "Bella take a shot with your dirty dick sucking mouth!"

"Um, sorry, but no dicks been in it."

Demetri's head whipped to look at Edward. Edward sighed sadly and shook his head no.

I shoved him. "As if I don't satisfy you," I sniffed.

Edward pulled me to his side and kissed my ear, "I'm just teasing baby."

"Oh your so pussy whipped!" Demetri shouted.

Angela, Edward, and I all simultaneously shushed him.

The game went on till Demetri passed out on Angela and Edward was swaying. I only took 6 shots but I was pretty drunk, and Angela seemed perfectly fine. Fucking hollow leg.

I fell asleep with my head in Edwards lap and woke up with his head on my stomach. Not sure how it happened, but I didn't care. My head hurt and there was some really loud noise sounding.

I finally opened my eyes and realized it was my phone. Kate was calling.

"Hello?" I answered groggily.

"You hung-over too?" She asked quietly.

"So badly," I whined.

"Ok, I'm feeling mall at 1 after some heavy doses of Tylenol."

"Sounds good. I'll pick you up. See you in a bit."

Demetri and Angela were spooning and I had to step over them to get to the bathroom to take a shower. When I came out, feeling much more refreshed Angela was just waking up.

"Hey," she whispered smoothing her hair down.

"Hi. You wanna come to the mall with me and my friend Kate today?" I whispered.

"Sure, but I need drugs first."

I handed her some Tylenol then she went and took a shower.

At about 12:30 after a lot of French toast, we kissed our boyfriends goodbye and took off to pick up Kate.

I knew they were going to get along and they did really well. When Kate got in the car, the seat belt got caught on her belly button ring and she screamed a loud "FUCK". Angela turned to see what happened and it happened to her own belly ring. They bonded instantly.

We went into Forever 21 at the mall and started looking for dresses.

"Guys what should I get Edward for his birthday?" I asked while picking up some skirts.

"Blowjob," they said at the same time, then laughed while I blushed.

"But, I don't know how," I whispered, embarrassed.

"Aw don't blush Bell," Kate cooed, "just like start of by giving him a hand job then kiss his dick and suck the tip. Don't try to deep throat it your first time, you'll gag and possibly barf on his dick which would be so gross. Just go slow."

"Yeah, like suckle the head. That makes them crazy and lick the shaft. Its really not as hard as it sounds. Instinct will take over and soon enough he'll be slamming down your esophagus," Angela said dreamily, like she enjoyed it. Sicko.

"It kind of grosses me out, but then it doesn't. Like I don't want to swallow." I admitted. It didn't look appealing at all.

"Its kind of gross, but its not bad as long as you just swallow and don't think about it. Just focus on how he might reciprocate and it will be over before you know it," Kate added.

Well.

Shit.

I still didn't know what actual present to get him.

Kate and Angela helped me pick out a bunch of dresses for clubbing and they all made me look pretty sexy. I was happy with my purchases. After 3 hours of shopping, we dropped Kate off at her house, then went back to Edwards house.

Edward hugged me like he hadn't seen me in 3 days and kissed the breath right out of me. Whata cutie.

We spent the rest of day swimming then hanging out with all of Edwards family. We all played board games and it was actually fun. I had never done anything like this with my own family and it made me realize I wanted to do this with Edwards's family for the rest of my life.

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