Chapter 13: Soul Caliber

E/N: Warped Violet Roses and Sonic is owned by Sega, yadda yadda yadda...

"After that, what else can Sonic and Amy do?" you ask. I hope you're not seriously asking that. Ready to find out? Let's get moving!

Sonic broke the kiss softly again. "Any deeper and I would gag," Amy joked.

Sonic chuckled. "You just taste so good." They went into another kiss and snuggled together for the rest of the ride. (E/N: The power of the Tunnel of Love.)

"Come on, Sonic," Amy said, getting off the ride. "We've got, like, five hours before the park closes. Let's go do something crazy."

"Okay," Sonic agreed, getting off. "Where do you want to go?"

"I don't know; let's look around first," Amy said. They walked around for a while, holding hands. Eventually, they came to the sky ride. The sky ride was similar to ski lift, except that it just took you to the other side of the park, and instead of a single seat, there was an entire cart.

"Let's go to the other side," Sonic said, leading Amy up the stairs. They got in the small cart and tried to get comfortable. Not too long after, the lift began moving, and soon they were about one hundred feet in the air. "Do you think they have cameras in here?" Sonic asked, looking around.

"I don't think so," Amy answered, looking around as well. Sonic pushed against the wall/window of the cart and kissed Amy ferociously on the neck. It was tickling her. "He he ha ha! Sonic, stop it! He he he he ha ha ha!" She was making no great effort to actually stop him.

"C'mon, Amy. I hardly get any loving from anyone-I want some from you," Sonic said, muffled in her neck.

"Don't you get enough from Cindy?" Amy asked.

"Not at all," Sonic answered. "All she thinks about is sex and I have yet to walk that plank. And I still want to know who Sammy is." Sonic removed his head from her neck like it was glued to it and stood up straight.

Amy put her arms around him. "Sonic, you talk about sex like it's a bad thing."

"That's not it," Sonic said. Then, he finally told her. "We were about to have sex, but then she said Sammy's name instead of mine."

"I get it now," Amy said, and then she thought, 'Glad they didn't. That's a relief.' "Why didn't you tell me before?"

"Because I thought that you'd be upset about it," Sonic answered. Amy just huffed.

There were multiple sideshows, games and other attractions. Tattoos (real and fake), body piercing (real and fake), African hair braiding and so much more.

"What do you want to do?" Sonic asked.

"Win something for me," Amy asked.

"Like what?" Sonic said, looking around at all the prizes for each game.

"Step right up and get a chance to dunk the smart talking clown!" the announcer said from the podium.

"Hey, you! You suck at throwing!" the clown in the tank heckled. "Yeah you! Blue guy! You deaf or something? I'm talking to you, dick face!"

Sonic turned to the dunk tank. "I'll win you something right here," he told Amy. He gave the man three dollars and received three balls. Sonic shrugged and tossed two of them back. "I only need the one," Sonic said, giving his trademark grin. He stood in front of the tank and threw the ball as fast as he could. It hit the target dead-center. SPLASH! The clown fell straight into the water and the target cracked and broke. "Next time you talk have a floater, dick head." The crowd cheered. "So what do you want?" Sonic asked Amy.

"Umm...ooh! Get the purple baby hedgehog!" Amy said pointing. The man handed her the stuffed animal. Amy took and immediately snuggled it. "Aww, thanks Sonic!"

"No problem," Sonic said. "Now let's go before I dump that guy again."

They walked around for a while and watched some couples snuggle. Amy was till snuggling the stuffed animal. "Oh Sonic, this looks like our baby, doesn't it?" (E/N: Here we go...)

"I hope that's not what my kid will look like," Sonic said, looking at the fat, purple hedgehog (E/N: Wait a minute...doesn't pink and blue sort of make purple?). "Are you sure that's a hedgehog?"

"Yeah, I'm sure," Amy said, snuggling it even harder.

"Hey, now that's what I'm talking about!" Sonic said, pointing up at a ride. "Bungee jumping!"

"I can do that," Amy wagered.

"I bet that you won't," Sonic retorted.

"A bet? Alright, if I can do it without shitting myself, then you have to...pierce your tongue," Amy bet. (E/N: That's a crappy bet, pun intended. How would check for that?)

Sonic pondered it for a moment. "Deal, without crapping your pants." They shook hands and ran up to drop of death. They rode the one hundred foot high elevator. Sonic looked at Amy and Amy looked back at Sonic.

"Ready?" Sonic asked.

Amy was already strapped in. "Oh God," she said, looking down.

"You don't have to do this, you know," Sonic suggested, looking a little worried.

"I already signed the release form," Amy said, looking down still. She jumped off. Sonic felt his heart drop. Amy thought she was going to die as tears came flying out of her eyes. But soon enough, BOING!-the rope stopped just short of the ground. "Phew," Amy breathed a sigh of relief.

"ARE YOU OKAY!?" Sonic called down.

Amy looked up and gave him smile. Soon enough, she was reeled back up to Sonic. They rode the elevator down.

"How was it?" Sonic asked.

"Th-the r-ride was f-f-fun," Amy said shaking.

Sonic hugged her and the stuffed hedgehog close. "I'm really proud of you."

"You still gotta get you're tongue pierced," Amy said, smiling.

Sonic humphed and let her go. They walked over to the piercing stand. "Why my tongue?" Sonic whined, paying the gut thirty dollars.

"A deal's a deal," Amy said, smiling.

Sonic whimpered as the needle went through his tongue. Amy covered her eyes. The man stuck the ring in and the ball to close it. When he was done, Sonic felt the ring on the roof of his mouth. "Feels weird," he commented. "Hey, why are you giving him a tip?"

"I'm not-I'm getting my ears pierced," Amy said as the man sterilized her ear. He took out his piercing gun and CLICK, it was finished. Amy looked at herself in the small mirror. "Not bad."

"Heh, I guess we both did something crazy," Sonic commented.

"Yeah, I guess we did," Amy agreed.

"This is unbelievable!" Eggman said, almost falling out of his chair. "Are they on a...date!?"

"I believe Sonic said that he wanted to 'hang out' with Amy just so that they could talk," the robot said.

Eggman shook his head. "Bah, even I can tell a date when I see one! And this is definitely a date!" He looked around. "Where's is the other one?"

"He is currently inspecting Amy Rose's diary," the robot answered. "We believe that there is more information there."

Eggman nodded, hands together. "Good, good. The project is almost finished. This time, Sonic will not survive!" He cackled.

E/N: And thus ends a three chapter long date!

I may be jumping the gun here, but...hell, it looks they're boyfriend and girlfriend now, doesn't it? I mean-*chuckles*, what else could it mean? But we've still got the matter of Cindy and Eggman, too. What's she going to do to respond to this? And what exactly is Eggman planning on doing? It may or may not be in the next chapter. See you next time!