Just a little distraction from my life.

Excuses

"How about chicken pox? Have we used that one yet?" Sebastian mentally went through the list of excuses he could use to get Ciel out of school. When he got to one he wasn't sure about whether or not he had used it, he asked.

"You used that one last month. You know, this could all be avoided is you weren't so rough all the time." Ciel glared at his demon lying next to him on their bed, Sebastian tended to get a little too… 'excited' if you know what I mean… in bed sometimes and the next morning, Ciel would had a hard time moving properly and no way could he go to school and not have people wonder. The young demon probably missed more school in a month due to this exact reason than most normal human high-school students did in their lifetime. And not even the most gullible human could believe that Ciel had that many doctor's and dentist's appointments in a month. So Ciel had to start faking illnesses while Sebastian faked doctor's notes.

"Yes, yes, it's too late for that now." Though, Sebastian blamed Ciel entirely. If the young demon wasn't so inadvertently sexy all the time, this wouldn't happen so often! Not that he'd ever say that out loud. It'd probably get him kicked out of Ciel's bed for a long time to follow. "What about the flu? When's the last time you've had that?"

Ciel, not known for his patience, rolled his eyes. His demon could remember pages upon pages of Latin prose word-for-word, but he couldn't remember what excuse he had used? Ridiculous. "I had the flu last week, right after my cold and the measles."

Sebastian was getting desperate, "Um… what about… let me think here…"

Rolling onto his side, Ciel tried not to wince, "I have an idea. Why don't you tell them a horrible demon had stolen me away and uses me for his own sick pleasures?" He wrapped his arms around Sebastian's neck as his voice got much lower, in an arousing sort of way, "Tell them that no matter what I do, I just can't escape and I have to live out the rest of my life with him as an under-aged sex slave." He finished with an unusual dramatic flair, throwing his head back, with the back of his hand on his forehead. He only had a moment to smirk at Sebastian out of the corner of his eye when Sebastian leaned over and kissed him harshly, his dexterous fingers already sneaking under Ciel's shirt.

"I think you've got it backwards, my little one." Sebastian mumbled as his lips moved down Ciel's neck, "Wouldn't it be more like me, the helpless butler, forced to pleasure his perverted master for all of eternity?"

"Since when have you been 'helpless'?"

"Since when have you been a 'sex slave'?"

They glared/ pouted at each other for a moment before their more lustful, demonic sides got the better of them. They may not have had an excuse, but there was no way Ciel would ever have the energy to go to school today.

And the school wouldn't be getting that call for a while…

Oh, and guys? I need volunteers. I wrote something but I'm not sure whether or not it makes sense... do a couple of you guys want to read it and help me out a bit?