'Ok Abby you can do this

'Ok Abby you can do this. Just walk through those gates and walk straight to the Hokage.Say that you would like to be a Leaf nin. She'll say yes and put you with a team. You are a chunin ninja and are homeless. I once severed in rain but left it for morale purposes. Breathe in breath out. Breath in……Breath- Oh crap it's the same guard as last time. Ok Abby the first challenge of the day.' "Oh My! Hello again!" Abby walked through that gates of Konoha and walked straight up the person sitting behind the table.

"Oh I remember you. Where's your friend? That dark skinned girl?"

Abby frowned. "We went our different ways."

"Oh I'm sorry" The guy looked at Abby. "Still painting?"

"Oh….no. When she left I haven't been able to paint anything. So I came here. I want to make a fresh start. Can you tell were the Hokage's office is?" Abby wanted to leave this guy as fast as possible.

"Oh again I'm sorry and the Hokage's office is that big red building with the fire country symbol on it."

Abby ran a few steps before turning around and waving goodbye. She jumped on top of a building and proceeded to the Hokage's office. When she reached the big red building. She jumped down and entered the building from the front door. 'Ok. Now where is Tusnade's office?' Abby opened a door. 'Nope. Just storage' Abby continued to open doors after door and after the 20th door Abby was feeling like she would never find the office.

"Excuse me young lady but you seem to be lacking in youthful energy!" (Ok guess who people and I swear if you guess wrong I will glue that green spandex body suit to your body with permanent forever sticking glue.)

Abby turned around to see none other than Gai! "OMG! That green suit! That hair! Do you have a younger brother?"

"Ah you must have seen my youthful student Lee!"

"yeah it was him!" Abby smiled cheerfully

"What a beautiful smile you have!" Gai gave her a thumbs up!

"Thank you!" 'Omg that sounded so perverted'

"Now tell me young maiden are you in need of any help?"

'Young maiden? CREPPO!' "Um yes there is! I need to find the Hokage!"

"Ah Hokage-sama. May I ask why? You see Hokage-sama is a very busy woman."

"I want to become a leaf nin!" Abby cheered

"You want to be come a leaf nin? Do you belong to another village?"

"I once was a rain nin but I left for morale reasons. The rain nin were not morally righteous."

"Ah I see. Alright then! Follow me! I shall youthfully lead you to the Hokage!"

"Yays!" 'Man...Gai was never this much of a creepo in the manga.'

5 minuets later

"Here we are youthful maiden! Hokage-sama's office!" Gai opened to the door for Abby.

"Oh thank you so much!"

Abby walked into the room and smiled cheerfully at the Hokage who was partly hidden by stacks of paper.

"Who are you?" Tsunade examined Abby. She looked at Gai. "Gai who is this girl?"

"Ah this youthful maiden has come before you today with a burning desire to be a Leaf nin!." (LOL writing Gai's lines are fun)

"Hmmm…..I see and what is your name?" Tsunade looked at Abby with a "All knowing" eye.

Abby smiled brighter "My name is Tally Mai."

"Have you ever belonged to another village?"

"I was once a Rain nin but I left because I did not agree with many of the Rains practices."

"Hmm….Since you were once a rain nin you are considered a potential spy."

"I understand."

Tsunade gazed into Abby's eyes. Tsunade looked like she was seeing into Abby's very soul. "You seem trustworthy enough! Welcome to Konoha!"

"TSUNADE-SAMA!" Shizune was flipping out at Tsunade's behavior.

"Shizune" Tsunade death glared Shizune.

Shizune sweat dropped. "Wh-what ever you say Tsunade-sama."

"Awesome!" Abby jumped up and down. "When do I get a headband? What team will I be in? Who with be in my team?" Abby was bursting wit excitement.

"Calm down…HEY I SAID CALM DOWN!"

Abby stopped jumping up and down.

"As for which team you will be in I'm not sure yet."

"Could I just float around between teams?"

"Hmmm that….hm….Yes why not. That's a great Idea!"

"Yays"

"Now to find a team that may need you…."

"Excuse me Hokage-sama" Gai during Abby's and Tsunade's conversation had stepped back and observed Abby's actions.

(OMG CREEPO!! Gai: Youthful maiden I assure that I am no creepo. Me: Yeah just keep telling your self that. Hindan: Hey! There you are. Me: Um….who are you…I don't know you (whispered so Gai can't hear) Gai's here! Get outta here right now! Gai: You there white haired man! Hindan: What? You fucking talking to me? Gai: yes I am talking to you, vulgar sir. Hindan: IM NOT FUCKING VULGAR!! Gai: How rude but it is even ruder not to answer a maiden when she asked you a question. Hindan: Do I fucking look like I fucking care? Me: Whatever just leave you rude vulgar man! You radiate rapeist. Hindan: I DID NOT- (Abby attacks him wit ha stick) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! Gai: Pure Youthful maiden! Please allow me to get rid of this vulgar Man! Hindan: Pure……. Youthful…….. Maiden? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't make me laugh green spandex jackass. She's far from pu- (Abby attacks him again) GAHHH WHAT THE FUCK! Me: BACK THE STORY!)

"Yes. What is it Gai?"

"This young maiden could join by team for our mission later today."

"Ah yes that's right. Your team is escorting an lord. Very well. Tally Mai do you have any objections?"

"Only one Hokage-sama"

Tsunade lifted an eyebrow. "And that is?"

"I wish to be called Tally Mai-chan"

Tsunade smiled "Very well then Tally Mai-chan you will be joining Team 11 for now."

"YAYS!" Abby stared to jump up and down.

"Let us go youthful maiden! You must meet my wonderful youthful students!" Gai ran off dragging Abby behind him.

"Bye. Bye Hokage-sama and thank you so much!" Abby waved bye to the Hokage.

"What a spirited girl. Reminds me a bit of my self when I was young. Shizune!"

"Hai!"

"Bring me my Sake! This deserves a drink!"

"….hai…."

"Oh no its you." Neji cringed as Gai explained everything of his team.

"So youthful tally Mai-chan will be going with us on our mission!"

"I'm so happy!" Abby jumped and gave Tenten, Lee and Neji a big hug. "I get to go on a mission with my best-est buddies! Cool hair cut guy, panda buns girl, and my little blind buddy!"

"I AM NOT BLIND!"

Abby gave him a big thumbs up. "I am giving you a big thumbs up and I am telling you just keep telling your self that."

Gai looked from a very angry Neji to Tally Mai. "Tally Mai-chan. Neji really isn't blind."

"Gasp! He's not? B-BUT HIS EYES ARE WHITE!" Abby grabbed Neji's checks and stretched his face out. "See! White!"

"LET GO OF MY FACE!"

"oopsies! Sorry Neji-kun!" Abby gave him a hug.

"Alright team! It's time for us to head out! Let us dash youthfully to the gate!"

"Yeah!" Lee and Abby yelled.

Tenten and Neji watched as Gai-sensei, Lee and Abby run off to the gate. "Honestly" Tenten begin. "There going to wear themselves out."

later on the road

"WERE ON A MISSION!
A MISSION!
A MISSION!!
WERE ON A MISSIONAND WERE GOING TO HAVE SOME!

FUN!" Abby sang for the thousandth time. Gai and Lee were singing along at first but stopped after the 500th time.

"Tally Mai-chan please. STOP" Tenten was getting a headache from Abby's singing.

"Ok!" Abby started to hum a song that they didn't know (I'm humming Bad Boy by Casada (or however you spell her name) Btw)

Neji walked up next to Gai "Gai-sensei."

"Yes! What is it Neji-kun?"

"Does "it" have to come with us?"

"Now Neji. Tally Mai-chan is not a "it" she is a young and very youthful maiden."

Neji sighed just kept walking.

Later at night

"ALRIGHT! Listen up my youthful team 11! Tomorrow we will reach the house of the lord we must escort! We are to escort him to the capital. Now be sure to get your rest!" Gai jumped into his sleeping bad and was asleep instantly.

"Hey Tenten-chan" Abby crawled next to Tenten.

"hmmm?"

"I'm not sleepy yet. Are you?"

"Nope" Tenten looked over at Lee and Neji who also feel asleep instantly.

"Let's play a game."

"Ok. What's the game?"

"I don't know the official name but to play you get two people and you ask each other questions. You have to answer the question."

"Um…ok why not."

"Awesome! You can go first since the game was my idea."

"Ok……. What's your favorite color?"

"Purple….. What is your favorite fruit.?"

"Um…..mangos…..what is your favor it type of cheese?"

"Ha-ha um…….Swiss."

"I've never heard of that kind."

"It's uh…..exotic….Who do you like?"

"Um……I……I'm not sure….."

"You mean you haven't fallen in love yet?"

"No…Are you in love with someone?"

"Well……I don't know….It could be love….." Abby stared off into the distance.

"There is a guy…..but I doubt that he likes me too." Tenten looked over at Neji.

Abby smiled "I'm sure he does. What is your favorite type of Kunai?"

"HAHAHA um….. I love the butchers curve kunai. I slices deep into the skin so easily."

"I bet." Abby gave a huge yawn. "Well I think that I'm sleepy now."

"Hahaha me too." Tenten smiled.

"We should play this game again. Its fun."

"Yeah totally!"

"Night Tenten"

"Night Tally Mai"

The next day at noon

Team 11 was now on the road escorting the lord that had hired them. Abby and Tenten were chatting happy. Neji was in his own little world and Lee was at the very front of the group with his sensei.

"Hey Neji-nea! Neji-nea!" Abby left Tenten and ran up next to Neji. " Neji-nea I have the feeling that you don't like me."

"What the heck told you that." Neji said sarcastically

"Well…"

"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!"

"Oh. Neji-nea I want us to be best-est buddies like me and Tenten are!"

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"FINE! JUST SHUT UP!"

"YAYS! Neji-nea is my newest best-est buddy! I must tell Lee-kun and Gai-san!"

Tenten trotted up to Neji. "Um…Neji are you alright….."

"No. I'm not alright. I am the farthest thing from alright." Neji was starting to go into full rant mode.

"Tally Mai-chan my seem childish but she's really nice!"

"I just want to stay as far away as possible from her". (Neji-nea! Why are you avoiding me? Neji: Because you're a pain. Me: You will pay for that. Neji: Ha. Yeah right. Itachi and Ino: She will get back at you. Neji: OMG O.o. Ino why are you here and who's he? Ino: Abby didn't type it but after I left the hot springs I stepped in dog poo and was chased around the town my mad flying pigs with fangs. Itachi: Wow I got it easy. She only had me get kicked in the nuts. Ino: O.o. Lucky. Neji: Whatever. You guys are losers. Especially you. (Neji points at Itachi) Itachi: Are you talking to me? Me Itachi Uchiha. Neji: Uchiha? Are you related to Sasuke or something? Itachi: I'm his older brother. Neji: O.o …………… Sasuke: ITACHI! IM GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Itachi: That's my cue to leave. Me: Lol)

Another hour passes and they were almost to the capital of the fire country.

Everything was going alright. But unfortunately for them. Something bad is about to happen. (Neji: What are you going to do? Me: Nothing…Hey Hin-hin! Hindan: What? Neji: O.o (to self) uh who is that guy… Me: I misses you! Hindan: Heh…….Who the hell are you? (Hindan notices Neji) Neji: The question is who are you. Hindan: I asked first. Neji: I don't care. Hindan: Pompous brat. Neji: Old man. Hindan: JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR IS FUCKING WHITE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM OLD! Neji: Old man. Hindan: Fuck off and go die somewhere. Me: Hey! Leave Neji-nea alone Hin-hin! Hindan: Whatever.)

Suddenly a Kunai whizzed pasted them and exploded . Neji immediately activated his baykugan and searched the area. He saw five people standing in a tree 200 ft ahead of them. He reported this to Gai. Gai nodded

"Tenten, Neji Stay with the lord and protect him!" Gai shouted "Lee Tally! Were going to engage with the enemy. The three of them rushed forward.

More Kunai came at them. They all dogged them except Tally Mai who grabbed one out of the air. Licked its edge and threw it back.

"ARRGGH!" She had hit one of them. (YES FOR DUMB LUCK!) She made her hand sign. The person she had hit jumped out of the tree.

"WHY IS MY BODY MOVEING ON ITS OWN!!" The man yelled. The others jumped down out of the tree throwing Kunai at Abby.

"Heh" Abby made the man she had taken control of the move in front of her and get hit by the kunai. She frowned as the man died from being hit in a critical point and jump kicked a guy about to hit Lee from behind.

With in minuets they had taken out all of the enemy ninja. A hour or so later they had reached the capital. Gai gave his team a thumbs up and they returned back home at Konoha the next day.

Whew! Chapter by Chapter the story unfolds. To give you guys a heads up. The next two chapters will be staring Dei-kun and Sassy-danna! I'm going to take a break from the main story and do some side stories! So next time! Side Story #1 The Raiders of the Lost Chapters! Remember! If you don't review Sasori will turn you into a puppet! UNTILL NEXT TIME!.