N for Necrophilia
John was understandably upset when he found out that Sherlock had faked his own death.
This whole time mourning and the man wasn't even dead!
Sherlock tried to appease him with his favorite violin music and candy.
John wouldn't have any of it.
But eventually John's anger died down.
And when the two were snuggling on the couch, John joked.
Joked about how he was performing necrophilia.
It was a bad idea because it made Sherlock want to roleplay.
Sherlock was the cop and John was the bad boy doing illegal things.
It was fun but now John had to hide the markings from the handcuffs.