Truth or Dare

Here's another chapter, folks!

I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Soul Eater, Looney Tunes, Final Fantasy, Disney, and Super Smash Bros.

-KH-SE-LT-FF-D-SSB-

Me: (Playing my DSI) Darn it! Stupid Heartless!

Everyone except me: (Wearing ear plugs)

Maka: When will she stop playing?

Johnny: What?

Maka: I said, when will she stop playing?

Johnny: What!

KOMT14: So this is what it looks like to be with you guys.

Everyone except me and KOMT14: What?

Me: That's it! (Turns off my DSI) I give up! Stupid, mangy Heartless.

Johnny: (Removes ear plugs) Should we start the dares?

Me: Fine.

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*flashback*

aerith, aqua: bitch-slap contest! whoever wins gets to date zack.

ven, sora, zack: pouting contest!

sephiroth: re-enact the aerith dies scene w/ KAIRI as aerith.

*end flashback*

everyone: gang-kill sephiroth.

aerith: hey, aqua flirted with your zack! go get her!

zack: sweet, sweet revenge on seph..that's right, sephy is YOUR B*TCH for a chappie! :D

cloud: good to see you, cloud...*cue One-Winged angel*

BBS trio: how disappointing. losing to an animal..by the way, your second race is against huey, dewey, louie (i kind of forgot), donald & scrooge, mickey, squall, cloud and bahamut on midgar, to the theme of this...com/watch?v=lS7N4MdjOA0&feature=related oh, and bet on your favorite racer, and EVERYONE MUST BET. winners receive one million munny!

zack: as crisis core shows, you can kill monsters WITH AN UMBRELLA. therefore, fight aqua w/ said umbrella! oh, here's an one-time Exa Flare materia...

terra: did you know terra is also a girl's name? i hereby call terra branford from FFVI!

terra (ffvi): fight the KH terra.

FF characters: yo, check this out! .com/finalfantasy/images/8/81/Dissidia_012_Main_ and a classic.. ./_

eraqus: kill the BBS trio.

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Me: (Gives the letter to Aqua and Aerith)

Aqua and Aerith: (Reads it) We can't do that!

Me: Oh c'mon! Just fight each other!

Aqua and Aerith: (Looks at each other and shrugs and begins to fight)

Me: (Gives the signal to Johnny and KOMT14)

Johnny: Psst! Hey Zack!

Zack: Hmm? (Looks at Johnny) What?

Johnny: Come here!

Zack: (Walks towards Johnny) What is it?

Johnny: (Pushes Zack in a closet)

KOMT14: (Locks the closet)

Johnny: (Gives me the signal)

Me: (Nods and pretends to be shock) Oh no! Zack is missing!

Aqua and Aerith: (Stops fighting) What?

Aerith: You hid him, didn't you?

Me: I don't know what you're talking about.

Aqua: Don't screw with us! You hid him!

Me: Why would I ever do that? And besides, it's not even included in the dare.

Aqua and Aerith: ... Good point.

Me: Anyway, let's move on! Hey Johnny!

Johnny: Yes?

Me: (Whispers something)

Johnny: (Nods) On it! (Leaves)

Two minutes later

Johnny and Zack: (Comes back)

Me: Finally! What took you so long?

Johnny: We had a problem before, but, it's over now.

Me: Anyway. (Gives the letter to Sora, Ven, and Zack)

Sora, Ven, Zack: (Reads it)

Sora: This again?

Me: Yeah. Why? Is there a problem?

Ventus: Yes!

Me: (Glares at Sora and Ven)

Sora and Ventus: (Cringes)

Ventus: I mean, No, there isn't.

Sora: We'll just repeat it again!

Me: Good.

Sora, Ven, Zack: (Starts the contest)

Me: Step right up people!

Johnny: Who will win the pouting contest?

Sam: Is it Sora?

Zeek: Or Ventus?

KOMT14: Or is it Zack?

Me, Johnny, Sam, Zeek, KOMT14: Or a tie?

Lord Death: This time, I know Sora is gonna win!

Blackstar: No way, dude! It's Ven!

Lord Death: (Growls) REAPER CHOP! (Chops Blackstar)

Tsubaki: (Sighs and brings out a First aid kit)

Daffy: I'll vote for Zack!

Kairi, Aqua, Aerith: Tie.

One hour later

Me: And the winner is...

Johnny: (Opens the envelope) It's a Tie!

Sam: Which means...

Zeek: Lord Death, Blackstar and Daffy lose the bet.

KOMT14: While Kairi, Aqua, and Aerith won the bet.

Lord Death, Blackstar and Daffy: Awww...

Me: Anyway, let's move on! (Gives the letter to Kairi and Sephiroth)

Kairi and Sephiroth: (Reads it)

Kairi: What! I can't do that!

Me: Don't worry, I'll revive you as soon as possible.

Kairi: But I still don't want to do it!

Me: Fine. We'll use Sora then.

Sora: WHAT! You can't make me!

Me: Look! Ice cream! (Points somewhere)

Sora: Where? (Looks behind)

Me: (Hits Sora on the head with a frying pan)

Sora: No more for me, thanks. I'm driving! (Faints)

Kairi: Hey! Why did you do that!

Me: As I said before, I'll revive him in no time. (Gives Sora to Sephiroth) Here you go Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: (Leaves with Sora)

Me: Where are you going?

Sephiroth: Somewhere safe. (Leaves)

Me: Okay... Awkward... Let 's move on. (Gives the letter to Aerith)

Aerith: (Reads it) I know.

Me: Wait. How did you know?

Aerith: Nomura told me everything.

Me: Oh. (Gives the letter to Zack)

Zack: (Reads it) Yes!

Me: Okay, after Sephiroth's dare, we'll have to kill him and Zack will torture him.

Zack: That's right!

Me; Let's move on!

Suddenly, Sephiroth returns with a beat up Sora

Sephiroth: We're back.

Me: (Revives Sora)

Sora: Thank you.

Me: Hey Sora!

Sora: What?

Me: Did you hear the news?

Sora: How should I hear it? I'm not even here before.

Me: (Whispers on Sora's ear)

Sora: (Grins evily)

Me: Alright guys, ready?

Everyone except Sephiroth: (Summons weapon)

Sephiroth: (Gulps and runs away)

Me: Quick! Get him!

Everyone: (Chases Sephiroth)

Five hours later

Sephiroth: (Sitting on a wheelchair)

Me: Let's move on shall we?

Everyone: (Nods)

Me: (Gives the letter to Cloud)

Cloud: (Reads it and then rips it into pieces)

Me: Okay. (Gives the letter to BBS trio, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Donald, Scrooge, Mickey, Squall, Cloud, and the Bahamut)

BBS Trio, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Donald, Scrooge, Mickey, Squall, Cloud, Bahamut: (Reads it and looks at each other and shrugs)

Ventus: At the same place again?

Me: Yes. (Presses the button)

The studio changes into Disney town

Johnny: Okay! Places everyone!

Me: Ready,

BBS Trio: (Summons their Keyblades and turns it to their rides)

Other competitors: (Starts engine)

Me: Get set, GO!

All the racers: (Starts the race)

Johnny: Okay guys! Time for betting who will win!

Master Eraqus: I'll vote for my students.

Tifa: I'll vote Cloud

Minnie: I'll vote for Mickey!

Yuffie: I'll vote for Squall!

Sam: I'll vote for someone.

Johnny: And who is that someone?

Sam: None of your beeswax!

Me: Okay guys! Just put your bets in the box (Points at the box)

Eraqus, Tifa, Minnie, Yuffie, Sam, Johnny: (Puts the paper inside)

Two hours later

Me: And the winner is ...

KOMT14: BAHAMUT!

Zeek: And for the bets...

Me: The winner is... (looks at the paper) JOHNNY!

Johnny: Oh yeah! Beat that Sam! (Dances)

KOMT14: Umm.. Johnny.

Johnny: What?

Me: We have another winner.

Johnny: Wha?

Me: It's Sam!

Sam: Oh yeah! (Pushes Johnny) Beat that Johnny!

Johnny: How did you know?

Sam: Mama knows everything...

Everyone: (Sweatdrops)

Me: You know... I don't understand you both. (Presses the button)

Disney Town changes into my studio

Me: Let's continue! (Gives the letter to Zack)

Zack: (Reads it) I'm going to do what!

Me: Aqua, will you do the honors?

Aqua: With pleasure. (Summons Keyblade)

Zack: (Runs away)

Aqua: (Chases Zack)

Me: While they're doing their dare, let's move on! (Gives the letter to Terra)

Terra: (Reads it) Really?

Me: Yeah. Here she is now. (Points at Terra Brandford)

Terra: Oh.

Me: (Gives the letter to Terra Brandford)

Terra (FFVI): (Reads it) Alright. (Cracks knuckles)

Terra: (Gulps and runs away)

Terra (FFVI): (Chases him)

Me: (Reads the letter and types something on my laptop) Hey guys! Check this out!

Everyone: (Looks at my laptop)

Lightning: Wow!

Me: Wow indeed! Here's another one! (Types something)

Everyone: (Looks at my laptop)

Sora: Awesome!

Me: I know! Well, that's it for today guys!

-KH-SE-LT-FF-D-SSB-

That's it for today!

See ya!