Carmelita and Sly fell roughly to the barren ground far from the volcano. The pieces of Clockwerk followed suit and started to put themselves back together. The helicopter blades dug into the earth and vanished in a giant hole.
Carmelita got up first, shaking her head slowly to shake away an ache. "Sly, are you okay?" She said, looking at the raccoon. Sly lay on his stomach, looking battered as he was completely still. Not even his cute triple-ringed tail moved.
"... Sly?" She hesitantly moved closer and felt for a pulse. Luckily for her, Sly's pulse was strong and he was still breathing okay; he was only unconscious.
She sat back and sighed in relief when suddenly Sly's cane was snatched by Clockwerk. So she jumped up and pulled out her shock pistol WHICH LITTLE DID SHE KNOW CURRENTLY DID NOT PACK A PUNCH OF PARALYZINGNESS and aimed it at the bird. "Drop the cane, owl!"
"NO CAN DO, MS. FOX." The owl responded in his deep, mechanical voice.
Carmelita twinged a little. "Don't call me that, you hunk of junk."
Clockwerk ignored her and flew up a little. "SLEEP TIGHTLY, CLOCKWERK." He then flew away and disappeared.
Carmelita was so confused by what he said that she forgot to fire at him. "Damn you, Clockwerk." She mumbled before picking Sly up, hoping he wouldn't mind the loss of his family cane.

Bentley and Murray ran together to find where Sly and Carmelita had landed, hoping they hadn't been hurt.
Bentley hoped Sly was alright because he loved him.
Murray hoped Sly was alright so he could ding him.
The both of them thought Carmelita could go to hell.
They both stopped when they saw Carmelita carrying Sly carelessly in her arms; Sly looked quite cute lying like that.
Murray wanted to ding him, but Bentley gasped when he saw the morbidly serious look on Carmelita's face and how Sly didn't appear to be moving.
"Is he... no.." Bentley ran over. Carmelita looked at him, not saying a word. She bowed her head and shook it. Bentley started to cry, but was confused when Carmelita laughed.
"I'm only fooling, he's only unconscious."
"That's not funny..!" Bentley cried.
"Yeah it is."
"SO CAN I DING SSLLYYYYY?"
"No, Murray!" Both of them yelled at the fat pink hippo, making him BE THE BALL and cry.

Murray dinged the van back into shape and also to their current location, so they all got in. However, the van wouldn't move.
"MURRAY GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE VAN"
"LET THE MURRAY DRIVE" Murray picked Bentley up by the head and whipped him into the back of the van, and suddenly they started driving at warp speed.
"JESUS CHRIST MURRAY WE DON'T NEED TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME YET, THAT'S NOT UNTIL SLY 4: THIEVES IN TIME COMING OUT JULY 6TH I MEAN 7TH OF 2011 NOT COUNTING THE PROMOTION THAT LETS US RELEASE IT VALENTINES DAY"
Carmelita ignored all the screaming, sitting in the passengers seat with her arms crossed. Sly remained unconscious, lying on the floor next to the wall of the van.
"MURRAY STOP THE VA-" Murray stopped and Bentley smashed through the door and then the front window, breaking his legs like noodles. "OH MY GAWDDDD"
Everyone, excluding Sly, including the steering wheel, gasped. Bentley then stood up and calmly walked back into the van.
They then started quietly driving as though none of that had ever happened.
Bentley smiled when Sly moaned and sat up, rubbing his head. "Guys, he's up!"
Carmelita went into the back of the van and smiled.
Sly looked at his hand with a brief look of horror and then a small grin.
"Sly, how are you feeling?" Bentley asked.
"I'm feeling very 'sly'. Say, where are the pages of the Thievius Raccoonus?"
"Oh, right next to you."
Bentley and Carmelita watched as Sly picked up the pages and examined them. Suddenly he held them sideways and tore them in half.
Bentley gasped. "Sly, what-?!"
Sly stood and after tearing the pages to shreds, dropped the tiny pieces. He chuckled darkly.
"Clockwerk is superior."