I gotta tell you I was a little nervous as I walked into the large white office and climbed into a huge white chair. I am greeted by God himself
"Lauren Anne Forman-Kelso or may I call you Laurie, you had an interesting life no doubt, you may have not been the greatest human being but your friends remember you fondly, and your father wanted you here, so congratulations my child you have gotten in!" He offers to shake my hand but being overcome with joy I hug him, he hands me my white robes and leads me to my room.