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CH 13

Naruto awoke to an empty bed. When he looked at the time it said it was 10:23 A.M. He groaned and rubbed his eyes, he felt it was way too early to be up. When sleep would not return he got up any way and headed down stairs only to be greeted by Ume's big grin, Agito's smirk, and Akito's bright red face.

"Oh God, you heard it didn't you…?" he muttered, his face turning bright red.

"'Hn, Sasuke stop… shower'." Ume mimicked then shook her head. "If you don't want people to hear, don't do it when others are home you idiot."

"So the sex machine is up, huh?" Itachi laughed ruffling Naruto's hair. "Way to go tiger."

Naruto's blush deepened as he covered his face. "He's going to kill me…" he muttered sitting at the table and letting his head hit the table with a thud. "Speaking of, have you seen the bastard?" he asked everyone without looking up.

"I saw him slip out this morning." Itachi answered pouring himself a fourth cup of coffee.

"I shouldn't of done that last night…" Naruto muttered shaking his head. "I'm such a moron."

"You are just now realizing that?" Agito muttered into his cup of orange juice before taking a sip. "You never think before you act, you just stick to being so impulsive."

"I kn-ow." Naruto whined covering his face with his hands again. "God he's never going to talk to me again I just know it."

Ume rolled her eyes at this, "It's about time one of you made a fucking move!"

"Language," Itachi warned his sister. "Though I have to agree with Ume. How many guys have you screwed to control yourself around my brother?"

Naruto's face paled at this, "Um… how did you-"

"I'm sorry Naruto, I told him." Ume stated softly. "But Kiba told me about it first! He thought it would gross me out… took him a bit to get used to it huh?"

Naruto gave a nod, "He was cool with it, but he still acted strange." He agreed before looking back to Itachi, "And too many… Good in bed and good practice, but none of them meant anything."

"Oh!" Ume exclaimed as a thought came to mind. "Did you and Sai ever sleep together?"

The room seemed to still as all eyes landed on Naruto. "No!" he exclaimed shaking his head. "Ugh, Sai has been irritating me. Do you know how hard it was just kissing him and hanging off him in front of Sasuke?" he complained heaving a long sigh.

Ume and Agito laughed a little at this while Akito frowned and shook his head. "That was underhanded of you Naru-chan."

"My brilliant plan worked like a charm!" Ume stated with a grin. "You are a marvelous little actor."

"Agreed, you actually looked like a doting couple." Agito stated setting his glass down. "Even I almost thought you two were dating."

Naruto scratched the back of his head. He even surprised himself at how well he did pretending to be with Sai. He still wanted to kill the pale teen for basically telling the whole school he was gay. "The only thing now is getting rid of Simca."

After three hours of talking, teasing and taunting the front door opened and closed. "I'm home!" Sasuke called though something sounded off in his voice. He walked into the kitchen and sat at the table prepared for whatever was to come his way.

"Welcome home Sasuke." Naruto greeted making the raven haired teen look at him. He leaned in and kissed each of his eyes.

"Hi." Sasuke greeted with a half-smile. Everyone else in the room watched the two with wide eyes. They would all swear they saw flowers and sparkles round the two teens as they just sat close to each other lost in their own world.

"Oh just gag me with a spoon and kiss already!" Ume stated causing both boys to jump and come back to reality. "You two have just been staring at each other for like five minutes. I mean come on!"

"Don't exaggerate Ume," Itachi muttered with a smirk. "It's only been a minute and a half."

"Well Naruto aren't you going to say something blunt and obvious to our cousin?" Agito asked sounding rather snarky. "Like 'hey I fucked you last night'?"

"Agito!" Naruto and Sasuke exclaimed launching over the table. "Language!"

"You two are almost like a married couple!" Akito exclaimed with wide shining eyes. "Isn't it great!" he laughed, his voice laced with a sugar coating that would make anyone diabetic.

"So, how was it little brother?" Itachi asked with a slow grin. "From the noises I'd say good but you could have been faking it too."

Naruto's cheeks tinted red while Sasuke's face turned as red as the tomatoes he loved eating. "Not you too nii-san!" he complained shaking his head.

"That's not even the best part." Itachi stated rinsing out his coffee cup. "Mom wants to see you both in her office."

"I'm going to kill you Naruto." Sasuke muttered as they walked side by side through the house.

"If someone wouldn't of moaned my name in the shower I wouldn't of attacked you last night." Naruto countered.

"Wait… you heard that?" Sasuke asked with furrowed brows. "Where were you?"

"Ume's room." Naruto answered simply as they knocked on the door walking in when beckoned.

"Hello boys." Mikoto greeted turning to face them in her office chair. "Big night last night huh?" neither teen said anything as their faces paled. "Makes me glad at least to get grandchildren from Itachi. Though I guess you two can adopt…"

"Mom! Aren't you thinking a little too far ahead?" Sasuke grumbled wanting to just be alone with Naruto so they could talk.

"Silly me you're right." Mikoto chuckled smiling at the boys. "Now I know you two can't get pregnant, but with Naruto's past I want you two to be careful."

"Wait… what past?" Sasuke asked with furrowed brows, glancing at the blond beside him.

"So just be careful and be safe, okay?" Mikoto continued, ignoring Sasuke's question. "Oh and please don't do it while everyone is home. Your father had to use two pillows and ear plugs to not hear you two." She laughed at the memory. "Any way that's all. Oh, and Sasuke." She stopped her son and kissed his forehead. "I'm happy for you."

As soon as they entered Sasuke's room the raven haired teen shut and locked his door. "What was mom talking about?" he asked rounding on Naruto. "What past?"

"Do we really need to get into that?" Naruto asked nervously averting his eyes. "Can't we just concentrate on the here and now?"

Sasuke furrowed his brows and bit his lip. That sounded nice but he was curious about what his mother knew and not him. "After you answer my question."

Naruto heaved a sigh running a hand through his hair as he sat on Sasuke's bed. "Now as I tell you this just remember the girls you've been with."

"I've only slept with you and Simca." Sasuke interjected.

"Ah, well fuck…" Naruto muttered. "Alright so I've slept around with a few guys." He stated quickly keeping his eyes averted to the floor. "Ever since I realized I was in love with you. I've had multiple sex partners to distract myself. To keep myself from doing something… well like last night."

Sasuke stared at the blonde bewildered at his explanation. Sasuke had never known any of this. "Why didn't you ever tell me any of this?" he asked wondering if he should feel more hurt or angry with his friend. "When did you first realize you were… well… you know…"

"Attracted to guys?" Naruto offered receiving a nod from the raven haired teen. "Well… probably should of realized it when we accidentally kissed back in fourth grade since I had secretly wanted to kiss you again, but not until seventh and I met Gaara."

"I thought you two hated each other at first." Sasuke muttered watching as Naruto's tan cheeks became slightly darker.

"Um well…" Naruto scratched the side of his cheek. "You see I had asked to meet him after school and may of attempted to kiss him and got punched in the face for it then a fight ensued."

"You both said Gaara had started it by bad mouthing me."

Naruto scratched the back of his head, "Well he actually did. I deserved the punch I got for my actions but then he went and brought you into it and I attacked." He explained heaving a sigh.

"What about the thing with Sai?" Sasuke asked softly.

"Ume did it!" Naruto exclaimed before taking a deep breath. "She convinced him to pretend to date me. I said no at first then was like 'let's give it a shot' then regretted it for a while…" he heaved a small sigh. "When I found the only way to get you to even look my way was to make it seem I was with him I pretended to be happy with him. Then you and I ended up fighting…"

Sasuke stared at the blonde as he bowed his head. "Do you know how confused I've been lately?" he asked bluntly gaining the blondes attention again. "How long I wondered why I felt jealous of Sai or just thought about you in… more than friend ways…?"

Naruto grinned at this, seeming more cocky than usual. "Rather surprising since you're the one who freaked out most after our accidental kiss."

"Why do you keep bringing that up?"

Naruto shrugged and fell back to lay on the bed, "Because even though it was only brief it was one of my most memorable kisses."

"So none of your previous fuck buddies mean anything to you?" Sasuke asked cautiously.

With a shake of his head Naruto answered, "Nope."

Sasuke sat on the bed and looked down into the blondes shining blue eyes, "Good." He stated almost possessively. "Because you're mine now."

Naruto grinned before frowning. "What about Simca?" he asked a little harsher then he meant. "I share about as well as you do."

Sasuke frowned at the thought of Simca and shook his head, "She doesn't matter anymore." Naruto looked at the other teen worried, leaning up to give him a quick kiss.

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