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I posted twice today so no special thanks because no one has had a chance to review yet. LURV YOU ALL!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the FF characters, only my OC's, hence once again to the OC part.
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Lucky me. I was stuck, traveling in a tight square with all boys. I should become a slacker. That way I don't get stuck on these sort of trecks. Or maybe I should be a slut like the other girls. No, no sluttiness! I told myself. It wasn't all bad. I was behind Kadaj, which is never bad. Especially when we are going real fast and he has to lean forward with his butt in the air.
On the other hand, Ryan was next to me. I think he might be gay. 1)He flipped out about not telling Trey. 2) I think I saw him looking at Kadaj's butt (I got a little possessive) 3)He has extremely nice hair and clothes. 4)Goes shopping way more than I do. 4)Was staring at Trey for a really long time.
I was so bored sitting on my bike. Honestly they could have at least put a circus all down the road so we'd have something to watch instead of hundreds and hundreds of trees. The circus would have a tightrope walker, maybe a few elephants. And even possibly the largest man in the world. You know the ones that are only like six feet tall but they have massive muscles that make them look ginormous. Then there would be the cool ringleader guy who wear's the real cool hat and all that fun stuff.
I looked into Kadaj's review mirror. He was looking back at me, trying to hide his smile. I squinted my eyes in a questioning way. Then he made a face at me. It only lasted about a second but it was still funny. He stuck his toung out of his mouth and hung his head like he was dead. It was funny coming from him because you'd never suspect it. I started laughing but no one could hear me over the motors.
Kadaj made another one. This time it was a fish face with his eyebrows raised and some how he managed to get his toung to stick out too. This time I was laughing so hard my bike veered to the left slightly and almost bumped Ryan's.
"Hey watch it!" He yelled, eyeing Trey. I just kept laughing and set my bike straight.
We finally came to a stop and entered the forest, marking the path to the road. We pulled our bikes in and parked them behind a huge clump of bushes.
"When I brought you home Kadaj, I thought it would be the last time I camped in the woods. I hate nature!" I said and flopped down on the ground. Trey laughed as he unloaded his bags off his bike.
"Too bad. This is the only night we camp, though," He explained plopping down a huge back. It clanked. "Sephiroth will make a portal and we will arrive back at the mansion." He pulled out a twelve pack of beer. "So I thought we'd make the most of this."
Everyone was sent off to do chores. Kadaj and I were sent after fire wood, unfortunately in opposite directions. With the wood that we had Ryan was told to make a fire and start cooking. Honestly you'd think they'd give that to the girl. I guess its because I can't cook. When I tried last time I ended up catching the kitchen on fire and instead of making mashed potatoes I made burnt crispies. I found Kadaj picking up sticks near me.
"Hey," I said, catching up with him. He jumped two feet in the air and the sticks he was carrying fell to the ground.
"Damn! You scared the shit outta me," He said. I dropped my sticks and moved slowly towards him.
"Sorry," I said seductively, "Will this make you feel better." I wrapped my arms around his neck and slowly kissed his jaw line and then his neck. He put his hands on my waist and I pulled my head back up and kissed him on the lips.
"Rena! Kadaj!" Trey yelled from the camp.
"Oh shit!" I said. We jumped apart from each other and started to pick up our sticks. We headed back in the directions we came from and started back into camp. I got there first and piled my sticks near the fire. I plopped down and Trey tossed me a beer. I clicked open the top and drank it. Kadaj came back with twice as many sticks as when we met up and dropped them. He plopped down next to me. Trey tossed him a beer.
"Just like camping," Trey said. I stared at him.
"Uh no," I said, he looked at me funny. "Camping actually consists of a tent, marshmellows, chocolate, and graham crackers."
"What you mean this stuff," Kadaj pulled it out of his bag. How convenient.
"Yeah." I stood up and went to a huge tree and got four pretty long sticks and brough them back.
"What are you doing with the sticks?" Ryan asked, looking at me curiously. Obviously I was the only one who'd done this before. And lucky me Trey was a bit tipsy, Ryan was being a butt face, and Kadaj was completely fascinated by this. I stuck a marshmellow on the end of the stick and stuck it in the fire. I turned it slowly.
"There are two ways to make your marshmellows. One is like I am right now, rotating it slowly so that it turns a golden brown." I pulled it out for them too look. Kadaj and Ryan just looked at it, Trey made an oooo-ing sound. I stuck it back in the fire and watched it catch on fire, I pulled it back out. "This is how you get it burnt. The way I like it."
"ITS ON FIRE!" Trey yelled and started blowing really hard, spraying us with spit. I wiped off my forehead.
"Honestly," I murmmered. Kadaj took the stick from me and put the flaming marshmellow in my hand. "KADAJ!" I yelled and dropped the marshmellow. The fire quickly went out on the grass. "That was hott!" I said and wipped my hand on him, getting marshmellow goo all over him.
"Sorry," He smiled sheepishly. "I want to make a gold one." He stuck the stick in, turning it slowly. When he pulled it back out it was black. "Damnit!" He cused, bringing the marshmellow close to blow it out.
"That's okay, try again, I'll eat this one." I started to pull the marshemellow off. I stuck it on the graham cracker and put on the chocolate. Kadaj watching me do this had forgotten about his other marshmellow and it was burning. I watched it fall off the stick into the flame. Kadaj suddenly yanked the stick out.
"What happened to it?" He asked.
"It fell in the fire."
"DAMNIT!" He stuck another marshmellow on. Trey and Ryan sat down on the opposite side of us, passing beers whenever needed. We all watched Kadaj trying to make the perfect smore. I ended up eating about seven smores. Finally I took the stick from him.
I stuck a marshmellow on the end. I put it in the fire and slowly turned it. I pulled out a perfectly gold marshmellow. I made him a smore and handed it to him.
"Thank you Rena," Kadaj said and took a bite.
"What are you two in love." Silence. Suddenly Trey flopped over and passed out on the ground. Ryan covered him up and curled up in his own blankets. Kadaj finished his smore.
"It's strange seeing Trey get drunk," I said, intertwining my fingers with Kadaj's.
"Yeah," He agreed.
"Well I'm going to sleep."
"Goodnight." He kissed me on the cheek and fell asleep a few feet away.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAuthor's Note: Hmm. What to put here. I would just like to say thanks to you all. I love smores so I had to put something in here on them. Lurv you all!