-Sleeping in Science class-

Sasuke: -barges in with a blow horn- WAKE YOUR ASS UP!!! HURRY UP AND GET TO THE FUCKING SEX!!!

DAMMIT UCHIHA!!! I'LL WRITE YOUR PORN WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!!! I'M TIRED AND BADCHUCK (my science teacher) IS BEING ANNOYING!!! AND THANKS FOR TELLING THE WHOLE CLASS THAT I WRITE MALE PORN!!!

Alysha (my friend): He never said male…

SHIT!!! DAMMIT UCHIHA!!!

Sasuke: Hey…it's not my fault you blurt things out.

AHHHHHHH!!!
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Chapter 14

"Naruto!" called Sakura as she dragged Lee through a crowd of people waiting for that Hokage's opening speech. She was wearing a stunning coral kimono with a light green sash, a pink fan delicately stuffed into it. The man behind her, who's arm was being pulled off, made Naruto smile.

Lee's usual green jumpsuit and orange legwarmers were still strange to Naruto, and it seemed that Lee had adapted those colours in everything he wore. Forest green kimono and orange tie made Naruto want to laugh, but he managed to hold it in.

"Yo! Sakura, Lee!" he waved at the couple. He leaned sideways and whispered to Sasuke, "See…couples don't always dress to match."

"That's only because Sakura refuses to wear orange and green." he smirked.

Sakura stopped in front to them, panting. She looked up, smiled and proceeded to fix the hair that was threatening to fall out of he decorative chopsticks. When she was satisfied with her hair she smiled again and jumped on Naruto, hugging him around the neck, "Happy Birthday Naruto!"

"Wh-what?"

"I know this probably isn't the best day for you birthday, because of the festival; Everyone else is too busy celebrating to notice, but I promise, tomorrow we are going to have a party!" She looked at Sasuke and gave him a 'You have no choice' look before saying, "At Sasuke's place!"

Sasuke just shrugged, "I have no problem with that, just make sure you come late enough that I am actually up this time." She nodded, remembering the last time the whole group was at his house.

She spent the minutes listing off things she would need to get and do, talking more to herself than anyone else. The crowd became silent as Tsunade stepped onto the balcony, save for a few. The blond looked out onto those gathered and gave a motherly smile.

"Welcome. We come together on this day of October the Tenth to celebrate the day our village was saved from the attacks of the nine-tailed fox demon." The crowd erupted in cheers before Tsunade raised her had for silence, "We also gather to mourn the loss of out beloved Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, and all others who gave their lives protecting village."(1) Silence, "It was the Fourths last wish that the child who unknowingly and unwillingly gave himself for the sake of our lives, would be seen and treated as a hero." She paused and looked directly at Naruto who grinned, "Let us show him our gratitude and keep him in our hearts today and everyday."

Naruto's smile disappeared when he heard a few comments from some of the onlookers. One woman scoffed and whispered, "Please. I'd rather he not even be in the village." A man beside her agreed, "Yea, I'd rather not have to think about him." He saw a few people roll their eyes, glare or laugh and he heard similar comments.

He felt a hand on his shoulder and looked up at Sasuke, who's arm was around his shoulders, and Sakura, who had a hand on his forearm. His friends were all giving him reassuring looks, mentally telling him that those people were idiots. 'Easy for them to think…it's hard to be smarter than them.'

"I thank you for coming. Please enjoy yourself!" Tusnade finished. She turned around as clapping erupted from the crowd. She grinned; she had defiantly seen it. The way Sasuke had put his arm around Naruto wasn't just comforting the pained look the blond had. She had seen it…a move.
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(1) Yes…I looked it up…that is his actual name according to the manga.