I'm back! Some of you were a little upset that Jason wasn't eliminated, and I'm not really sure why. He wasn't supposed to end up like a jerk, but I felt like writing him that way. He will be able to redeem himself somehow. I've started a poll on who you want to get a second chance. It won't be open for very long so vote soon. Also, this part of the Aftermath will interview the losers, and how two separate segments. The next chapter will include fan mail and the second chance. Fan mail means that you guys write letters to the losers. You can ask them questions, compliment them, or insult them. No extreme language or I won't post it. If you want to send more than one letter, PM me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or Facebook, just the plot and the different segments in the Aftermath.
Several cameras flashed and a red velvet curtain rose up into the air, showing the Aftermath set. Sitting in the trademark couch were the hosts, Jamie Lee Locks and Vulcan Redhorn. Vulcan was seated on the left. He had dark red eyes (How is that even possible?) and black dreadlocks. Various feathers, knifes, and who know what else were in them. He seemed Native American, like Violet, with dark skin and a muscular build. He was the polar opposite of Jamie. She was a lot smaller, with copper colored eyes and messy black hair, streaked with red dye. She waved to the camera and said in her strong British accent, "Hello, and welcome to Total Drama Movie Mash Aftermath! I am your host-"
"Co-host," Vulcan mumbled.
"Fine," Jamie said, annoyed, "I am your co-host Jamie Lee Locks, but you can call me Jamie!"
"What else would they call you?" Vulcan scoffed, "You're doing a terrible job at introducing yourself, and you'll probably do a terrible job at introducing me."
"You're just mad that I was the first one they picked to be host." Jamie said coldly.
"No I'm not!" Vulcan shouted, "You weren't the first pick, you were going to be an intern, but they mixed up the papers. I could be sitting here with that Drewlita chick right now."
The crowd booed at Vulcan's comment, before his threatening glare silenced them. Jamie looked at the camera man and mouthed, "What do we do now?" Off screen, the camera man shrugged. Jamie looked to Vulcan, and then to the camera before saying, "Anyway, let's move on to our first guest. She apparently has a troubled past, likes throwing squid at Chris, and got voted off first; it's Amber!"
The crowd cheered as the Emo brunette entered the studio, "Hey guys," she said to the crowd.
"Now Amber," Vulcan started, "How does it feel to not really even qualify for TDMM?"
"I'm not sure Vulcan, how does it feel?" The crowd ooed at the comment, before once again being silenced by Vulcan's glare.
"I think what he means is, how do you feel about being voted out first?" Jamie said quickly.
"Oh," Amber looked at the ground before replying, "It doesn't feel very good, but it was for the best of the team. I just hope that Jason doesn't win. I think he planned out my elimination."
"Actually Amber," Jamie said, "It was Mia who planned it. We have a never before seen clip, that proves it."
On the Screen: Mia is shown looking around the mess hall, which is now empty. Then Jason, Sam, Xavier, Ben, and Runo walked in.
Runo: Hi May, what did you want us here for?
Mia: We have to vote out Amber. She lost us the challenge.
Jason: I don't know. She might have the potential to be an asset.
Mia: We have no other options, unless you want the boot.
Jason: No, I just want to give her a chance. I don't really want to vote anybody out at the moment, but I guess if we have to, we'll vote her out.
Ben: Why don't we vote you out Mia? You seem to want to have Amber voted out awfully bad. That's a little suspicious.
Mia: I just want what's best for the team.
Sam: Did you know that over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products that are made for right handed people?
Mia: I DON'T CARE!
End of Clip
"That little weasel!" Amber seethed, "I can't believe she would do that to me! Now she's the only girl left on that team. This is awful!"
"I'm sorry Amber," Jamie said sympathetically, "but that's what happened. Vulcan, why don't you introduce our next guest?"
"Fine," Vulcan said, "Our next guest happens to be fan of Staci on Facebook. He knows enough facts to beat an almanac in a game show, please welcome, Sam!" The short nerd walk on stage as a cricket chirped in the background.
"Am I really that unpopular?" Sam asked Vulcan.
"Sorry dude, but I'm afraid so."
"That sucks. At least I got to be on TV."
"Well Sam, we'd love to keep on chatting," Jamie said.
"No we wouldn't," Vulcan mumbled.
"What is your problem Vulcan?" Jamie asked, then realizing, "It's Violet, your friend back home, isn't it? You're mad that she hasn't gotten any real screen time, or participated in any of the challenges."
"She's better than she seems on camera."
"Well, maybe the Screaming Studios have broken their losing streak, and Violet will get more screen time. Anyway, our next guess is referred to as "Lindsay 2.0" by the fans, is an excellent prankster, and was part of the first romance of the season; let's give a warm welcome to Runo!"
Nobody walked out from behind the curtain. Jamie looked at the cameraman again, before looking at Vulcan, who merely said, "Technically the first romance of the season was Miason, or Jason x Mia. Ben speculated that it might be possible."
"Yeah, but Mia later proved that it would only be fanon, never canon. Now, fans all over the world are writing Miason stories, but a lot more of them are writing Jourtney fics, or Jason x Courtney. That's right, off screen; Jason has been flirting with the CIT, and even during challenges. It is unknown what Courtney's opinion of Jason is, but I'm sure we'll find out soon!"
"Thank you Jamie," Vulcan interrupted, "We all think a little bit less of you now. Anyway, it's time for our favorite segment: Truth or Semi-Truck!"
"Okay," Jamie said enthusiastically, "Sam this question is for you. If you don't answer truthfully, a giant Semi-Truck will fall on you."
"Okay, what is it?"
"Are you angry at your team for voting you off?"
"No not really, because my team didn't vote me off, Ben switched all of the votes. I'm not mad at him either. He deserved to stay a little bit longer."
"Oh my gosh," Jamie said, "Vulcan, we forgot to introduce Runo!"
"She hasn't even come out yet," Vulcan commented.
"RUNO SUMMERS GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE NOW!" Jamie screamed, you see, her personality changes a lot. She doesn't have different personalities like Mike. You could call them…mood swings. Now she was frustrated.
"RUNO IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE NOW, I'LL KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND!" Jamie screamed. That got the dumb blonde to enter the studio.
"You better not kill Benjamin!"
"It's Ben."
"Not it's not, his real name is Benjamin! He told me when we first arrived."
"No he didn't," Jamie said, "You guys were making out when you first got here."
"Oh," Runo said, "Well I don't care, his real name is Benjamin. He told me it was one of his deepest, darkest secrets. That and the fact that his parents were murdered in front of him. He also told me that he sleeps with a stuffed emu named Jerry."
"I think you're confusing the last part with Cody," Jamie replied.
"No, I'm Runo!"
"Well," Vulcan interrupted, "This conversation is getting nowhere, so let's introduce our last guest. He is technically an orphan, is the boyfriend of Runo, and was the first person in Total Drama Movie Mash history to switch the votes; it's Ben…jamin!"
"Not cool man," Ben said as he walked out from behind the curtain.
"I thought it was funny," Vulcan said.
"Wow," Jamie said, "You really are a monster."
"Wait, who's Ben?" Runo asked.
"Um," Ben said uncertainly, "I'm Ben."
"No, I don't think so."
"Whatever," Vulcan said, "Let's just have another seg- What are you doing?" He asked Amber, who was typing furiously on a laptop.
"I'm hacking into your Facebook account," Amber answered, "Wow, what loser Likes every single one of his post, comments, status updates, and likes? Let's see what else we can find about you Vulcan."
"If you do, I'll snap your neck."
"I'm not scared of you."
Vulcan's Profile
Name: Vulcan Orville Redhorn
Gender: Male
Current Location: YOU'RE FACE!
"Whose middle name is Orville?" Sam asked, trying not to laugh.
Age: 17
Status: Active
"It means single, married, or in a relationship, not Active or Deceased," Ben explained, trying to keep a straight face.
Interested in:
"Why did you leave it blank Victor?" Runo asked stupidly.
Likes: Spearfishing, Hunting, Buffalo, Violet's eyes, Violet's hair.
"Spearfishing," Amber said, "really?"
"Violet's eyes," Jamie laughed, "God, I hope she doesn't read this."
"It asked me to answer the questions honestly!" Vulcan shouted defensively.
Dislikes: The color yellow, giggling, and ducks, man I hate ducks. [1]
"What did ducks ever do to you?" Jamie shouted.
"Your face," Vulcan muttered.
"As fun as this is," Jamie said, "We have to continue this part of the show. All of our guests have been introduced, so we can pass the time with, The World According to Chris!"
"Aw man," Vulcan groaned, "I hate that segment!"
"Too bad, here's how it works. We ask Chris his opinion on certain things this episode of the Aftermath, then, you guys can send in topics for us to ask Chris's opinion on. Just like the fan mail. Everyone, we have Chris live and in person on the phone!"
"Am I getting paid extra to do this?" Chris asked on the speakers.
"Sorry Chris," Jamie called to the host, "but you aren't. You signed a contract saying you'd do things our way. Now what is your opinion on-"
"What happened to Geoff and Bridgette? They were much better than you!"
"They wanted to take a vacation. Now Chris, what is your opinion on…fruitcake? Vulcan!"
The Native American reject was rolling around on the floor with laughter. The losers, Chris, and the fake audience were laughing too. This made Jamie mad, which of course, caused her mood swings to kick in. This mood was absolutely insane.
"All right Chris, what's your opinion? You better have a good one or I'll have to kill you! Ha ha ha!"
"Umm, my opinion on fruitcake is that it sucks because it doesn't look like me at all."
"That's not conceited sounding at all," Sam said sarcastically, "Did you guys know that if two trains leave the station at exactly-"
"WE DON'T CARE!"
I had to end it here because was out of things to ask Chris's opinion on. Make sure to send in fan-mail, or questions to Chris. I also have started a poll on who will get the second chance. I won't update until at least three people have voted on the poll.
[1] Whoever guesses the reference first will get to vote for two people the next elimination.
That's all for now!
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