Cpov

As of today I was 9 weeks pregnant. Today was the day that I had told Derek I was pregnant with Bliss. I laughed when I remembered how nervous I had been, I could hardly think straight. Unlike my pregnancy with Bliss, this one hasn't so overwhelming. This baby grew at a normal speed. In fact, nothing out of the ordinary has happened. No morning sickness (thank god), no mood swings, no random food cravings, nothing. The only thing that kept me thinking I was pregnant was the random flutter of movement inside of me.

Derek circled his hand around my waist and we exchanged nervous smiles. Bliss sat on the chair, kicking her feet back and forth while staring at us with curiosity.

"So what did you want to tell me?"

I smiled at her and grabbed Derek's had on my waist, holding it closer to me.

"Mommy and Daddy are having another baby."

She tilted her head to the side, her brows furrowing.

"What do you mean?"

Derek smiled warmly at her,

"You're going to get a little brother or sister, baby."

Her eyes bulged, a huge grin forming on her face as she flashed her baby teeth.

"Really?"

We nodded and she stared at me in awe.

"How?"

I bit my lip, a little uncomfortable with where this conversation was going.

"Um... Mommy has a baby growing inside her tummy, and when the baby is ready he will get born."

She stared at me, confusion once again playing her features.

"How will it get born?"

I coughed into my shoulder and threw Derek a look, but his face said he wasn't going to be much help.

"The baby will get born by leaving my body and coming out my... vagina."

Her jaw dropped, her caramel orbs bugging out of her head.

"That's so gross! Does it hurt?"

I nodded, my face turning crimson.

"Well, if that's how a baby leaves your tummy... how does it get there?"

Derek sighed, fidgeting with discomfort.

"The baby is conceived..."

She nodded thoughtfully.

"How is a baby conceived?"

Derek and I exchanged a glance.

Oh boy.

Tpov

I growled under my breath when I found myself putting away the dishes, getting my hands dirty while Alice cooked supper.

Simon slurping on his drink didn't really help, considering it was extremely aggravating.

Suddenly Bliss wobbles her way in, gripping that stuffed Ostrich she was obsessed with.

"Do you guys have sex sometimes?"

I dropped my plate, in the back ground I heard Simon choke on his drink and Alice coughing with discomfort.

Finally Simon got a grip and found it in him to say something.

"W-what?"

She shrugged,

"You know, 'make love'."

We all exchanged awkward glances.

"Um... yeah."

She nodded, her face serious.

"Yeah Mommy says all adults do it. Even the animals on Discovery Channel! Isn't that weird? I think I'm gonna do sex someday."

My jaw dropped. Chloe said that?

Chloe and Derek walked in casually, Kit following a few seconds behind. Kit swooped Bliss up before stalking out the room, mumbling something about a castle made out of sheets and pillows.

I looked towards Chloe and Derek, mouth still open.

"You guys gave her the sex talk?"

Chloe nodded, cheeks turning crimson.

"Well one thing is for sure, you sure suck at it. Next time you need to give someone the sex talk, make it easier on all of us and just ask me to do it." They nodded, ashamed.

Simon rolled his eyes.

"Why did you guys give her the sex talk anyway?"

They smiled at each other, Chloe leaning into Derek's chest.

"Chloe's pregnant."

Say what?