Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Cheerful start as always… Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. You poor thing, I'm so happy that you shared this with us, you must want sympathy… PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! I think that she just got bored of waiting for her "10 god revoiws" and just posted the next chapter…
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. LOLOLOLOLOLOL! This chapter is so scary that she wants us to soil our pants… XD
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. …But you ran to where he was.. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was That is seriously my favourite line… The fat guy that killed Cedric.. Oh My Immortal. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him LOL! Snaketail!. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" LOL! Stupid preps.. he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Of course… Because everyone loves the Mary-Sue, Ebony.. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok, ok…)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. Typical… I really can't think of one guy in this story who doesn't "love" her… I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." Well, we certainly know what her favourite words are… I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. That sounds simply lovely…
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. I thought that you stabbed him? Then he fell down and died There we go. I brust into tears sadly. Why is she sad?
"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort, Whoop! Shakespeare Voldy is back! KILL HER! KILL HER! . Then… he started coming! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Tara, your writing is so.. Unique…We could hear his high heels clacking to us Voldemort is now a transvestite, I wonder if his shoes are Chanel?. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. Oh no, he didn't kill her.. We went to my room. Vampire went away Oh no.. I know whats going to happen, and I think you do too... There I started crying. Again? WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU!
"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw Oh, he sounds so concerned…. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah, haha, you're so funnah, I nerlie dyed! -.-) and a really huge you-know-what and everything "And everything" no way! Was his "you-know-what" really big and everything? I love your discriptions..
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." That was so stupid. I want to die… And flush my head in the toilet.. Ugh..
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." As if Ebony isn't a slut? She's the sluttiest person I've ever read about… answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked, that doesn't mean they're in love with you, I'm pretty sure no one can stand your personality…. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me, I don't think anyone actually even likes you.. ! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful? Oh no, you're so cursed…" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty, no I'm pretty sure she's a snob..) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. *smacks head on wall*