"Well, Link... Last time you got into the world of twilight, you were dragged in by an inhabitant of that realm," Midna begins.
"So... I need to get nearly chocked to death by a monster again?" I ask.
"No..." Midna says.
"I need a monster to get me in?" I ask.
"No! Look! I can get you in! Just sit still!" Midna says, getting frustrated with me.
I watch as the chubby little wolf floats in through the barrier as though it is nothing. She disappears and for a moment, it seems like she isn't coming back.
"Midna...?" I call.
A big flaming orange hand made from hair reaches back through the barrier and grabs me forcefully, pulling me in.
"Ah!" I cry out.
Midna retakes her non-shadow form and grins. I look at myself.
"Oh hey, I'm still a wol..." as I am speaking I get transformed into a human again, "DARN IT!"
"Tee hee hee! You really thought you could keep your true form here?!" Midna asks.
"I kind of was hoping so..." I say.
I then realize I am equip with the stolen shield and sword.
"Well! No time to waste! Let's head west some more!" Midna says, leaping up onto my back and kicking my shoulders.
"Alright, Midna! If you say so!" I say.
I start running through the darkness until I spot something on the ground. Something very important.
"My stick! Oh!" I cry out.
"Gosh, Link! You're in Hylian form! Don't you think it would be embarrassing if..." Midna starts.
She cuts off abruptly as I get down on my hands and knees to pick up the stick in my mouth.
"Ouch! Link! Have you forgotten that I'm a lady?! Have some respect!" Midna cries out from behind me.
"Tastes like Talo..." I remark.
"Spit it out! This could be evidence as to where your precious playmates went!" Midna cries out.
I reluctantly spit out the stick and Midna comes around to sniff it.
"My stick..." I growl a little. It sounds funny though as I am not a wolf currently.
She takes a deep whiff of it.
"I have to do your job because you are weird and aren't a wolf in the twilight..." Midna says, "I've detected a scent trail! It smells like a little kid!"
"Talo!" I exclaim.
"So! Carry me and I'll lead you because I can see the trail!" Midna says.
I keep running as she directs me until I am stopped by some Twilit Beasts. I apologize, I neglected to tell you guys of this, but I have faced these uglies before. Back when Midna was telling me to kill invisible bugs. Then, a weird portal thing appeared in the sky. Hmm... I kinda wonder if that'll happen again or if it was a one time experience!
"Okay! This time you have a sword! Use it!" Midna says.
I clumsily take my sword out and just hold it.
"Uh... I don't understand!" I wail.
The Twilit Beasts draw closer and closer.
"Help!" I cry out.
"Swing your arm!" Midna commands.
I swing my right arm.
"No! The arm with the sword in it!" Midna yells.
I swing just in time and hit the Twilit Beasts.
"That's it! Just keep hacking at them!" Midna says.
"I wanna bite them," I state.
"No! You cannot do that in your Hylian form!" Midna argues.
I sigh and keep swinging, but I only defeat two so the third screeches and brings them back to life.
"Fine, look, I'll aid you!" Midna says.
She uses her magic to control me, causing me to do some crazy move that knocks all three out at once. They dissolve and the particles fly back into the sky, creating another portal.
"Ooh! I did it!" I say.
"Only because I was controlling you," Midna says.
I continue a few paces, but encounter a big problem... There is no big and the gap is too wide to leap.
"Midna! Where is the bridge?!" I ask.
"Hmm... I think I know where it went... The twilight kind of distorts things and so... The bridge is all the way back in Faron Woods," Midna says.
"No way!" I exclaim.
"Lucky for you, the portal is right next to the bridge. We can just warp over there and bring it back," Midna says.
She and I turn into pixels that fly up into the air. When we resettle, we are back in Faron Woods, but I have retained my Hylian form.
"Is that it?" I ask, pointing to a big structure hiding in the bushes.
"No. That's not the bridge... Of course it is the bridge!" Midna snaps.
She then strains, lifting the bridge out of the bushes. She turns it into particles and they fly into the portal. Next, she and I warp back to the gap. When we land, the bridge materializes and slowly lowers into it's original position.
"Perfect fit!" Midna says.
"Now we can continue!" I say.