Author's Note&Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO. ROFL I WROTE THIS THE OTHER DAY AND MY FRIENDS AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT. Yeah, so the eleventh chapter is almost half way done. To give you an idea on how long it is, it's twelve pages right now (Times New Roman, font size 12). Anyhow, these are all different scenes and shit, lol XDDD. Also, it's to keep you occupied... ENJOY, BETCHES!!!!!

Naruto woke up, hearing some weird sounds coming from the room next to his—was that Sakura's room? He jumped off of his bed and crept out of his bedroom as quietly as he could, into the main room, and in front of Sakura's bedroom.

The weird noises were still coming.

"Sniff," He sniffed, and opened the door.

And there laid two people on her bed, doing some weird twister game.

"Oh my God," Naruto gasped, catching their attention. "Oh my God."

"Naruto?!" Sakura shrieked.

"Oh my God, oh my God, you guys are playing twister and you didn't tell me!"

"Uhm," another voice came from under the covers. "Right, Sakura, left foot on red."

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Sasuke was ready. He made sure he had packed an extra pack of kunai's and he was full of chakra, ready for anything.

He could take on anyone.

So he leaped off the tree and landed quietly on the grass, right outside of code 4 Akatsuki head quarters, and dashed through one of the back doors.

It was dark. Very dark.

He stumbled in, but he knew he wasn't alone. He could hear someone talking—or was it shouting?—from one of the rooms. And he felt his aura, his dark strong aura. It was him. Sasuke slowly approached the room that it was coming from. The aura became stronger and stronger with each step he took.

The door was wooden.

"Itachi," Sasuke muttered under his breath. This was his room, he knew it.

It smelled like cheese.

And then he kicked open the door.

"Itachi! I'm here to kill you, you scheming filthy bastard!" He yelled, stepping into the dark room, with only a large bed and a small wooden wardrobe. There was a shuffling under the bed.

"…Uh, I'm kinda busy right now." Itachi's voice was slightly muffled from being under the blankets.

"You killed the whole clan! I've come to kill you!"

"I'm really busy right now, actually."

"I've come to kill you!"

"You've made that pretty clear, but, uhm, I'm kinda busy."

"Then you'll just have to finish later!" Sasuke yelled and charged toward the bed, ready to strike with his gleaming kunai.

The blankets were pulled down half enough to see…

Two naked people.

"Uahhwha?" Sasuke froze and stiffened. "Oh my God."

Sakura looked at him, frozen as well.

"Oh my God," Sasuke said again. "Oh my God."

Itachi looked at Sasuke with his exit sign red eyes.

"Oh my God," Sasuke said again. "You… You're playing twister and you didn't even invited me?!"

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Kabuto said:
1 out of 5, I give him a 7.

Sakura said:
What in the fcking hell! O.o
dude, lyke, is that even possible?!

Sasuke said:
he's soo mean, someone save me, he wants to play twister with me all the time and i don't want to and then he makes me watch him do that weird snake jutsu on his pee nee so it makes it all snakey and wigglee!

Naruto said:
hes prety gud i thnk. wuts sex?