Testosterone Boys and Harlequin Girls

a u t h o r ' s . n o t e :: I'm officially a college freshie, but by the looks of things, people still read this ancient as hell story. Since it's been three years since I've started this story, I'm trying my best and my willpower to try and complete make it all up for the time, there's a long lemon here. Yes, a freakin' pervy lemon in here. And my first one. If it's crap, it's crap, I know. The real story comes back next chapter.

d i s c l a i m e r :: I do not own the song 'Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Could Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off' and 'Naruto / Naruto: Shippuuden'

c h a p t e r . j u y o n

"Neji, are you feeling alright?"

Sakura eyed her ex thoughtfully at his earlier statement...Since when did she ever become Neji's 'property'? The redhead had gripped her messy locks, her blood slowly dripping, mixing into her hair. Her infuriated appearance had scared the teen, as her boyfriend quietly embraced her. By the looks of things, Neji was still drunk, so the pair didn't know if he was joking or not. He turned to glare at both Sasuke and Sakura for a brief moment, before walking past them.

"I'm still in love with you, Sakura." Neji had muttered, heading out. "Remember. I will win that race."

As Neji had walked away, Sasuke and Sakura had glanced at Karin who was bawling her eyes out. "Don't leave me, Sasuke-kun!" she cried out, in pain.

"Sasuke-kun...We really need to bandage her up." Sakura had muttered in concern. "Seriously, we might go to jail if she dies here." she added.

His hand ran through his hair, as he watched Karin passed out on the tiled floor, looking like she was sleeping in the pool of her own blood. Kicking away the knife, Sakura had quickly got some bandage wraps and alcohol and quickly treated her wounds as fast as possible. Leaning on the doorway, Sasuke watched his girlfriend playing nurse for a moment. Though, something had sparked his eye. He watched her quickly take off her shirt, and rip it up with the knife.

"W-What are you doing?" he shouted, simply staring at her, trying to hide his embarassed face.

Looking down at what she was doing, Sakura looked away with a little pout on her face."There were no more bandages..." she muttered. "At least I'm done!" she smiled.

"But it doesn't mean you had to do something to the extent of turning me on..." he whispered.

"Hm?" Sakura questioned.

"Nothing." Sasuke smirked. "Let's go. I need to bring you home."

Sakura had looked down with slight disappointment. She thought something wrong was going to happen between them. She really did. Her hand gripped Sasuke's as she followed him to the entrance of the household. Everyone was sleeping around the place, while they were the last two in the household alive and not drunk. Stopping at the doorway, Sasuke had quickly taken off his shirt, and given it to Sakura, while pulling out his keys.

"C'mon. Your parents will be pissed if we're not back soon." he muttered. "Seriously, they don't need to see you come home with just your bra on. They might think I did something to you."

Her hands delicately held his shirt, her teeth bit her lip. Slowly approaching him, Sakura had hugged him from behind, her head pressed against his back, her arms around his abs. Her body was pressed against his, if he wasn't wearing a tank top, and she wasn't wearing her bra, their skins would've been touching.

"Then...can you do something to me?" Sakura whispered. "It's fine...if it's in your car...I...don't mind."

"We'll just see about that.."

Sakura had felt her body tense up as he had parked his car in the garage. She had gently held his hand as they went into a flashy hotel. He silently got a key, as they headed into an elevator, then to a room. Now it wasn't a typical hotel, it was a love hotel. The room they had gotten, had looked like it was merged with a nightclub, if they changed the lighting of course. Locking the door, Sasuke sighed, as Sakura felt herself getting nervous by the second by just being here.

"You don't have to, if you don't want to." Sasuke shrugged. "We could leave now and do it when you're ready."

Her eyes stared down for a brief moment, as she quickly stripped off the shirt. Her face was as tinted as her hair...Bright pink. Taking a deep breath, she slowly stripped off her bra and covered herself, practically watching Sasuke blush as he saw her do something like this out of the blue.

"W-What? I-It's not like you've seen..or even sucked on these before!" she shouted, feeling him pushing her down and pressing her down on the bed.

"Listen..." he muttered."I don't want you to get uncomfortable. That's why...That's why, I don't want your first time to be in the car...I want the two of us in a room together like this. " he said softly. "You don't deserve to be fucked like a whore in a car right now. I want you to be treated like a princess tonight, even if we're in a hotel like this."

"Sasuke..." she said softly, slowly raising her arms up, watching him strip off his shirt and jeans.

"If you really want to do it...Then I won't stop." he said, walking towards her.

Sasuke was on top of her slowly kissing her from her lips to her neck to her collar bone, sucking on the skin, making hickeys. He slowly trailed down and found her pink nipples, and gently pinched them, hearing a light moan escaping her lips. A small smirk formed on his face, lowering his face to delicately bite and suck the nipple, causing her to yelp a bit. His hand moved down to her panties, which was still slightly soaked from earlier.

"W-Wait! I-It's still w-wet!" she said in desperation.

The Uchiha boy released his bite and looked at her oddly, before an idea sparked in his head. "Fine. If you don't want me to touch you...I'll just...taste you." he smirked.

Sakura's eyes widened, feeling her panties quickly being stripped away. She was exposed to Sasuke, nothing to cover her, only she had the sheets to grip tightly. His hands slowly spreaded her legs apart, while Sakura watched him practically lick her. She didn't know how those guys in the porno videos would even like doing these types of things. She thought it was disgusting at first, but her eyes noticed Sasuke smiling at her, before he licked a tiny pearl, which caused her to moan.

"W-what the hell, Sasuke-kun?" she shouted. "Isn't it...weird just doing that?" she blushed.

"You already taste good, is that bad?" he cocked an eyebrow. "Besides, I could just possibly..." he trailed off, inserting two fingers into her. "...Just finger you." he smiled casually.

"A-Ah...Don't be so mean!" Sakura shouted, feeling his lips pressed against hers.

His fingers had slowly moved in and out of her, trying to get farther and farther into her. He heard her muffled moans underneath their constant kissing, before feeling her climax, leaving his fingers and the sheets wet with her substance. Breaking out of the kiss, Sasuke had sat up, and licked her juices off of his fingers with a smirk on his face.

"Woah...You pervert." she laughed lightly sitting up,

Sasuke leaned in close and smiled. "Already seeing you like this and hearing you moan has turned me on so much.." he whispered in her ear.

His erection had pressed against her thigh, showing signs of wanting to enter her. Sakura's hands were on the waistband of his boxers slowly pulling it down and taking it off. Her eyes darted down at his noticably large member, before pouting delicately. She needed a moment to allow herself to collect her thoughts for a moment, before letting him take her virginity. Her legs spreaded apart, before nodding to her boyfriend. Sasuke had moved closer, allowing his girlfriend to wrap her arms around his neck.

"Ready?" he questioned.

Sakura had nodded, before shutting her eyes. Her legs were pulled apart, as she laid down, nearly bringing Sasuke down with her. He propped himself up, and slowly inserted his tip into her.

"A-Ah..." she moaned.

"Damn..." he cursed. "I...I can't get in."

"Eh?" Sakura questioned, before trying to hold back a laugh. "W-why?" she questioned, looking at the embarassed Uchiha.

"Hold up." he said softly, putting a bit more force into her. "Maybe, I'm a bit too big for you." he muttered.

"What are you-"

Sakura's eyes widened in shock, as she felt a pain shooting down there. Tears escaped her eyes, her fingers raking his spikey black hair. He paused for a moment, watching her try and get used to the pain, before slowly moving in and out of her.

"...It...hurts..." she squeaked, feeling his lips kissing away the tears.

"You're so tight...Don't worry." he said softly.

Her pain felt horrible. His hands had lifted her legs to try to slowly get deeper and deeper in her. Her screams turned into moans, as she wanted more and more of him inside of her. Her body had been pressed tightly against him, her legs slowly wrapping around his waist, moving in the same speed he was going.

"Sasuke-kun~!" Sakura moaned.

"I want you to scream out my name..." he smirked, watching her sweat.

"S-SASUKE-KUN~!" she repeated in a slightly louder tone.

His thrusts had gotten her over the edge. Her muscles tightened around his member, practically squeezing out his cum, as the pair had both climaxed at the same time. Her arms were still wrapped around Sasuke, feeling him slowly removing himself out of her. She looked down and smiled lightly to him. Her hand went down, and used two fingers to scoop up some of his seed that had leaked out of her and licked it off her fingers.

"Hehe. Even you taste good, Sasuke-kun." she smiled, releasing her boyfriend.

"God. Say anymore like that, and I'll probably fuck you until next week if I have to." Sasuke sighed, sitting up, and pushing back his bangs, before laying back down next to her, and pulling the sheets over them.

Sakura snuggled close to Sasuke, resting her head on his arm. He held his naked body close to hers, wanting to feel her body heat for the time being. The couple slowly drifted off to sleep, wanting to let themselves not get too far. They were going to save that if Sasuke ever won the race against Neji.

Sitting up, looking out the window, Sasuke sighed. It was still dark, and it was three in the morning. He couldn't sleep after thinking he might lose the only thing that he cared about for a long time. He was going to go out and search for cigarettes...An addiction he needed to stop when he had started street racing. His eyes glanced at his naked girlfriend, covered in that thin sheet that he fantasized about. He closed his eyes for a moment, and arose to try and get dressed only to feel Sakura hugging him from behind.

"...Something wrong?" she questioned thoughtfully.

"I don't want this relationship to even end." he muttered. "I don't want to even lose you."

A small smile formed on Sakura's face, as she gently cupped his cheek and kissed him. "Don't worry. I'll force myself to be by your side, win or lose." she grinned.

Sasuke had looked up for a brief moment and closed his eyes. He opened his eyes to see her crawl in front of him and slowly took his soon erected member in her hand. She had began to stroke it for a moment, before taking the whole thing in her mouth. Her tongue was swirling around his member, before began to suck on it. Sasuke had leaned back for a moment, slowly moving her head forward, signaling her to go deeper.

"Sakura..." he groaned.

Her head bobbed up and down, apparently she wanted to taste more of his seed. Her eyes glanced at Sasuke, who had been enjoying this little stunt she had pulled.

"Why are you doing this...?" he questioned, noticing that she removed his member out of her mouth.

"Because...I don't want you to be the only one who has fun tonight." she smirked to him.

Sakura sat on his lap, before hitching her left leg over and straddled him. She had to adjust herself to force him to enter her. She moved down onto his member, forcing her to yelp. The teen had hugged him tightly in her arms, before she forced herself to move up and down. Already, Sasuke took this chance to lower his head and suck on one of her nipples, while massaging the other breast.

"S-Sasuke-kun..." she moaned.

It wasn't too long until the pair had their second climax of tonight, leaving them a bit exhausted for the time being. Sakura's body was pressed hard against Sasuke's, letting their body head and sweat mix together. She was sleeping on his chest, while Sasuke had gazed up at the dark ceiling in thought for a while.

"...Win or lose, huh?"