Authors note

Well after counting the review I "think" the main one was...Joyce see's William again! Yah this is gonna be funny to write, I need a good laugh after the shit week I had. I had to change shifts with someone and now I am working Wendsday nigt. 5pm till freaking 10pm and I work at Hungry Jack's so of course it's gonna be packed, I am so not looking forward to it now. Damn sister forcing me to give up Sunday morning just to spend the day together at the Gold Coast for my nieece's second birthday. It better be good...I am gonna miss feeling rich this week.

Anyway here's the story and I hope you all love it.

P.S I also got asked a question on one of the reviews. Yes KuroHanaki I LOVE the Legend of Zelda games very much. Personal favourite has to be Twilight Princess and then maybe OOT.

I don't own Black Butler or anything about it. I own my Oc's and this story. Sorry for bad spelling or grammar.

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Joyce sighed walking into a small pet store with a small scold planted on her beauitful face. Master Ciel has asked her to do him a favour this morning before breakfast was cooked and Lady Madison woke up. He asked "nicely" for her to get Madison a small present, a stupid freaking puppy! Joyce didn't want to waste an entire day walking around different pet stores just to find one damn breed of dog, however it had to be done. Also on a lighter note gave her some time away from that annoying as hell butler Sebastian. Some freedom for a few hours, this should be good yah'll.

Dark brown eyes twitched as some of the dogs starting barking at her with snarls and growls, they were stupid unclean animals. Staring into the animal cages Joyce hid a smark as one dog started slamming into the bars trying to either bite her or some something else unplesant to her.

"Stupid flea bitten piece of nasty shit. Looks behind bars now, ahh yes it you of course!" Joyce laughed starting to shake the cage causing some people to watch in shock as she fuffled up the animal even more, even laughing like a idiot. The dog snarled then yelped in pain as she flicked it nose. This has to be some sort of comedy for her to enjoy, stirring up dogs for an entire day! Lord Ciel sure can be stupid at times trusting his cat demoness maid to pick out a dog, doesn't he know that cats and dog's hate each other with a burning passion? People started to take a step backwards as the dog and maid started growling and hissing at each other while having a mini staring contest. Out of spite Joyce suddenly clapped her hands infront of the poor dog's face, it blinked.

"Hahahah stupid fucking animal. I am so much smarter than you." Joyce laughed then yelped as it done a powerful slam into the cage causing it to fall onto the ground, unlocked of course. Screaming she jumped onto the counter hissing trying to claw at it while the dog stood on it's back legs growling and barking madly.

"Hiisssssss!" Joyce jumped onto the pet store owners back with both legs wrapped high on his upper body still trying to start it up but also attempted to hide from it's gaze. The assistant boy picked the puppy up and put the dog into it's cage. Everyone's eyes were on the shop owner and the strange maid with black hair. Joyce done a small nervous chuckle before running out of the door.

Walking down the street empty handed and also slightly embarrassed to be the center of attention back there. Maybe she should lay off the cat nip for a few days, thank gosh no one knew that she's a Phantomhive maid or else Ciel's gonna explode like a volcano. It would be a hilarious sight to witness the Phantomhive demon to throw a temper tantrum or be held back by Madison. Wait scratch that, he might end up ordering her to share a bedroom with Sebastian as punishment for not only dishonouring his family name but also failing to get Madison's present. Joyce froze in the middle of the street with wide eyes and gapping like a fish out of water. Sebastian might try to seduce her or worse...make them share a freaking bed! So many horrible things ran through her mind before it all clicked together like a freaking puzzle.

Joyce finds puppy+Joyce buys the puppy= No sharing a bed with Sebastian! Joyce was now determind to find a puppy and not wanting to be the one to be putting up with Sebastian trying to seduce her everysinlge minute of the night. Running down the street like a mad women on a mission she ran across town. Find the puppy. Find the Puppy...FIND A DAMN PUPPY!

"Eh what's this?" Stopping in-front of a meduim sized building with a large painted sign on the clean glass window.

'Puppy Paradise!'

"Why not call it Cat's Hell insteed?" Joyce groaned dragging herself into the pet store as the door bell done a soft tinging noise. The place looked decent enough but beside's cages they had small fences around the room with a dog house. Fake grass on the ground but a shit load of dogs, doggy dishes and toys everywhere in the room.

"Hello?"

No answer.

"I said hello!"

Again no answer.

"I fucking said hello! Are you deaf, stupid or...dead?" Joyce looked down at the floor near the front desk to find a small old man layed down flat on the ground unmoving and pale. Looks like his just rolled over and died. Joyce nudged him with her foot then his body went back unmoving and not breathing.

"Oh sure wonderful, just freaking peachy!" Joyce threw her arms up high into the air. Out of all the things that happened today being attacked by that damn dog was the worst and also that old fart had to finally have a heart attack. Out of all of the things the world had to throw towards her today, this had to happen.

Then again to think about it, she doesn't have to pay anyone to get a puppy! A small grin appeared on her face while rubbing her hands together looking at each dog present in the room with a evil glint. Just as the evil demoness was about to start another sort of trouble for the dogs today something strange happened. Something small soft started to circle her legs almost like it wanted someone to pay attention to her. Looking down with narrowed eyes only for it immeditly soften at the sight. A small rotweiler puppy looked up with big innocent black eyes while doing a small pleading noise. It seemed to be the runt of the litter, her eyes started to go glossy with tears understanding what it's like. She was the runt of the litter and her siblings use to always make fun or picked on her, it's not easy being the smallest. It's large black innocent black eyes didn't make things easy on her though, it started through her soul! Ok look away and leave...why must it be so cute? Joyce squealed picking the tiny puppy up and looked into his now happy expression and eyes. It started licking her face.

"Nawww. So cute! I usual hate dogs of any kind, what makes you so different?"

It then done a ultra cute yawn flexing its long saliva coated tongue.

"Ok now I made my mind up! You are now offically the newest Phantomhive pet!"

The puppy started doing small cute growling then done a tiny bark at something behind her. In a blink of an eye she jumped back landing on the counter still holding onto the small puppy close. The thing that almost hit her was a hedge clip? It retreated back towards the door where the owner stood.

"What's a filthy demon doing here?

Oh my gosh...William T Spears! He stood there adjusting his glasses with his death scythe. Her eyes went wide with happiness and lust.

"Hello sexy."

He raised an eyebrow taking a better look at the demon infront of him. They narrowed slightly along with a tiny blush of anger appearing on his cheeks.

"It's you!" He shouted.

Joyce felt her heart beat faster along with her stomach doing flips. He remembers her, nawww she felt touched.

The puppy continued to bark towards the intruder.

It better shut the hell up or else she's gonna throw it in the small bin at the corner of the room, no ones going to spoil this awesome moment for her.

"Meow." Joyce purred slightly while wiggling both eyebrows. William frowned at her open displayed of affection.

"Disgusting demon."

"Only if you want me to be lover boy." Joyce dropped the puppy then leaped towards the stunned reaper. She glomped him after smacking away his scythe. William groaned in irritation as she started to nuzzle into his neck and cheek. He even smelt the same back then, his scent hasn't changed at all. Joyce felt a little naughty so she started to lick his neck. William's eyes went wide with shock before turned into extreme disgust trying to pry her off of him.

"Get off me." He shouted.

Joyce stopped licking him rolling onto him even more, they fit perfectlly. Joyce purred a little licking her ruby red lips feeling a little hot and bothered, it was already making her feel a little excited. She's been dying to try out some of those moves from Fifty Shades of Grey with William for a long time. He would be the Uke while she would play the Seme, or the other way around she doesn't care.

"Why? I want to show you a good time dear. I've been reading some books that would make this moment more fun for the pair of us. Just sit back and relax." Joyce pinned him down even more and sat on his stomach. William's eyes went wide feeling a pair of cold hands slid up his shirt to his chest. Joyce groaned slightly at the feeling of his abes and well toned stomach. Bending down to his ear he shivered slightly.

"Why don't we do it here right now? I'll give us some privacy if you like."

Joyce smirked at the glaring man who tried to struggle for freedom, today was not his day at all.

"How about you burn in hell demon."

"Ohhh~ That sounds so sexy coming from you. If you don't stop struggling we could get this party started my little reaper mouse. I've wanted to screw you for a long time now, you always managed to make me feel so bothered and hot." Joyce started waving her face with her hands. William growled.

"Disgusting filthy harlot!"

"Don't be like that."

The small puppy rolled it's eyes walking around the building not wanting to watch his favourite person mate with a male.

Zip.

William's eyes went wide with shock, she unzipped his pants.

"Hehehe."

William with any bit of strenght left rolled over causing Joyce's eyes to widen in shock, finding herself flat on her back with him ontop. That bastard escaped! He ontop of her growled pinning her down. A small smirk came across her face.

"Oh I see now. You're the type that doesn't like a woman to take control, well then why didn't you say so." Laughing as he slowly reached for his death scythe. He felt dirty and angry that a demon tried to rape him during a job. He better get one hell of a good pay for this damn job.

"I've had enough of you."

"I haven't even had a taste of you yet."

She leaded up kissing his lips in a firey passionate kiss. He drew back spitting on the ground feeling ash and his mouth rotting from the inside out. Damn nerve of that woman. If he wasn't a gentleman towards all women he would have slapped her face, that's even low for someone like himself.

"Naww." Joyce frowned slightly.

"Vile woman!" He shouted.

"I enjoyed it."

He grabbed his death scythe wanting to kill of this piece of trash.

Joyce looked at it then back to him with glossy eyes.

"Going to kill me?"

"That's the idea." He hissed.

"What's that going to accomplish?"

"Get rid of you would be for starters and save me the trouble of more over time." William muttered.

Joyce felt her heart sting a little with pain and betrayal at his cold heartless words.

"I love you though."

"Too bad I don't feel the same way towards you. Who in their right mind would want to love the likes of you anyway?" He smirked at her stunned speachless face.

"..."

He raised his death scythe up ready to send her back to the pits of hell. Just as he was about to deliever the killing blow he was thrown off her towards the wall. William hit the wall with a thud slidding down the wall from the powerful impact to his back. Looking up only to see a extremely angry Sebastian Michealis there with glowing hot pink eyes and a snarl. Joyce sat up looking bored as the puppy jumped in her arms craving for more attention. Sebastian looked ready to take on anything right now, even ten Claude's in that's possible.

"Ruin the mood."

"If I didn't he would have killed you Joyce." Sebastian growled.

"Ah ha. Well now if that's settled go away and let me actually enjoy myself." Joyce hissed.

Sebastian glared at her over his shoulder surprising the demoness.

"How about no. Not after I tear him apart slowly and burn him in an oven for even trying to hurt you. I told you a million times Joyce. I am not going to sit back and watch you try to court with this vile creature. You are going to be mine and I am not going to see little half breed demon and reaper children run around the manor." Sebastian glared back at William who stood up.

"Like I would court or mate with that harlot of a demon. That would be a disgrace to all reaper's alike. Now that you are here demon where is Madison?" William adjusted his glasses.

"Why would I tell you anyway? My Master is actually happy for once and I am going to ensure that happiness stays with him for a very long time. It's not us you should be trying to locate. It's Alois Trancy, Claude Faustus and Hannah Anafellows, they are trying to gain Madison." Sebastian replied. William's eyes narrowed.

" are locked away in the most forbidden area of the reaper's dimention."

Joyce stood up. "Ah nope. We ran into them two weeks ago in Paris and they say someone named Grell gave Alois permission to marry Madison. We want to keep her safe from him and make sure that our Master is happy. I had almost forgotten how protective Master is towards Lady Madison. As an example. The main reason why I was here was to buy a present." She lifted up the puppy to show them. Sebastian sighed as it snarled at William.

"Grell gave permission for Alois Trancy to marry Madison."

"Correct." Sebastian looked back at Joyce.

"Yeap."

William frowned. "This means I am going to get more over time. Now leave so I can reap this man's soul and go beat up Grell for his thoughtless actions. I trust you demons to keep a close eye on Miss Madison until we apprehend Alois and his demon servants."

Sebastian nods. "Certianly. Come now Joyce."

"Give me twenty minutes alone with Mr Hot Pants and then I'll go anywhere with you Michealis." Joyce smirked at William who rolled his eyes.

"No."

"Ten minutes."

"No."

"Fine five minutes. Longer enough for a good old..?" Joyce yelped as Sebastian picked her up bridal style then ran out of the room. William sighed pinching the bridge of his nose feeling a mind grain coming up. Why did it seem like that damn demoness always wanted to do R rated stuff with him? If everyone back in the dispatch hears about this, his going to be the butt of all jokes.

"We haven't even done a sceen of Fifty Shades of Grey yet! I'll see you again my love and no one's going to stop us!" Joyce screamed out.

"I need a vacation." William muttered starting to reap the old man's soul.

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Ciel sat down on his plush chair in the manor playing a small blue Nintendo 3DS, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. Madison was fast asleep on the large couch inside of his study with a blanket tightly wrapped around her small body. Never in a million years he would have allowed someone to get him addicted to technology, it happened. He just ordered the special edition of Legend of Zelda-Skyward Sword on the WII and his already got the remotes and nunchucks this afternoon. He sent Sebastian out two hours after Joyce to collect it for him. Today has been pleasant with the Triplet's cleaning not causing a single noise to wake Madison up. Anita recently bought him up a cup of Earl Grey tea and a piece of cheese cake with a small side of freshly picked strawberries. He had to admit it hiring those three has been one of the best things his ever done in awhile. Madison's reaper lessions were going wonderful including they've taught her how to use hand to hand combat better. Amanda, Anita and Bridget really were excellent reapers but better maids, he smirked. It's the French reaper's loss for not seeing how lucky they were before it was gone.

"Die." Ciel muttered as he made Link backflipped from Phantom Ganon's surprise attack. He really has gotten himself addicted to video games.

Knock Knock Knock.

"Yes."

"My Lord can we talk outside of the room for a moment, please." Sebastian opened the door sticking his head in. Ciel saved the game and closed the lid not turning it off, just paused it. Walking outside of the room he looked at a puppy's face.

"Joyce I ordered you to get either a Golden Retrever or a Husky. Not a Rotwieller dog." He groaned.

"It was talking to me Master! Please Joyce. Please take me home and give me a loving family. For the love of bones take me home with you!" Joyce grinned as the puppy done a cute whine then looked at Ciel with big black innocent eyes.

"I thought you hated dogs." He bluntly replied.

"I do. This one however is different. I am so gonna courpt this little bastard big time, insteed of barking it's gonna meow. I saw it in a movie once...wait did the cat barked insteed of meowed?" Joyce tapped a finger to the bottom of her lip.

Sebastian shook his head. "You need to lay off the cat nip my little kitten."

"Odd that you say that. I was just thinking about that today. Nah I better not."

Ciel rolled his eyes at them.

"I surppose the dog will do. How much did it cost?" Offering open arms for the dog. Joyce placed the puppy in his arms.

"Free! The old dude in the pet store died or something I don't have a single clue. So we got it for free."

Ciel wanted to press on for more answers but a small groan from inside the room alerted him. Madison was awake and his got her present now. The dog was clean, de-fleaed, tick free, chipped and de-sexed.

"Did you get a collar and the other things like food and a water bowl?"

"Ah damnit!" Joyce cursed. Sebastian cracked a small grin.

"I'll go get it." She turned and walked away.

Just as Ciel was about to enter the room Sebastian stopped him.

"My lord here you might need this."

Ciel turned around and saw his butler holding onto a satin sea foam green ribbon. Sebastian frowned tying the ribbon around the dogs neck. He hates the dog already, after dealing with this annoying creature his going to follow Joyce. He hopes that she's not going to stalk William T Spears right after what she's done. He almost growled thinking of that reaper ontop of Joyce with his death scythe.

"That's tight enough Sebastian!" Ciel growled as the puppy squirmed in his arms.

"My apologise My Lord."

"Just go and make sure Joyce does her job right this time." Ciel turned around and entered the room. Madison was awake sitting up on the couch rubbing her eyes slightly, eyes still closed of course. He gently closed the door and put the animal down beside her.

"Good sleep?"

Madison smiled. "I had a strange dream."

Ciel couldn't stop a small smile from spreading across his face. "Oh how strange?"

"We got an invited to a Halloween party in three weeks time. Anita and Amanda were trying to make Bridget wear some sort of revealing outfit and we had to sing a song on stage. I need to stop eating sugar before sleeping." She done a small laugh.

"That does sound strange." He admit it was a silly dream to have.

Madison placed her hand down and raised an eyebrow. Since when did a leather couch feel so fluffy?

"Bark!"

She looked down to see a puppy staring up at her with it's tongue out of it's mouth wagging it's tail happily. It had big beautiful black eyes and it was too damn cute for words. Ciel sat on her other side as she looked at him with wide eyes and a look of surprise. He smirked picking up today's newspaper pretending to read it.

"I had Joyce get it for you. I did hear you mutter a few days ago that we need a family pet."

Madison done a happy squeal pulling him into a giant hug. He smirked widder feeling her soul light up like a Christmas tree. His paper was torn away from his face. Madison started kissing his cheeks causing him to blush.

"Thank you. Thank you." She squealed picking the puppy up looking at it with a giant smile. It barked happily.

"You like it?"

"I love it! Thank you so much Ciel for getting me a puppy." Madison kissed him one more time.

"Anything your heart desires. I'll get it for you." Ciel crossed his legs and arms.

Madison layed her head down on his lap causing Ciel to smile.

"What should we call him?"

"That's up to you. His yours."

Madison looked at the puppy's face.

"Knight."

Ciel done a double take as she named the puppy Knight.

"Knight?"

"Yeah."

"...Alright." He sighed as the puppy looked at the pair of them with it's tongue hanging out of his mouth. Knight looked to be pleased to be named Knight insteed of a strange abnormal name.

Madison smiled as Knight fell asleep on her stomach.

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