I been gone for so long…well not that long but I finally came back to write for you guys. I had exams and homework and projects to finish up on and by the way since I'm done all that I can write for you guys and give you more hilarious things to read about with the Naruto crew! I also been obsessing bout Eureka 7 which is a kick ass show if I say so myself! It's on my top 3 list of shows I love of all time! Anyhow here is Chapter 14 hope you enjoy!
Not another Naruto DRAMA!: Ride home
Chapter 14
Gaara followed the guys to the van and Neji happen to be sitting in the van.
"Hey, Neji….where did Naruto go?" Neji looked over toward them dazed and snapped back into reality.
"Um, well I followed him out here and he just started to walk down the ally, he seemed pretty pissed off Sasuke." Sasuke frowned and turned back toward the guys.
"We better go find him. Because when a pretty blond boy is walking around in the city at night, it's never a good thing."
"What?" Shikamaru asked.
"You get what I mean so get your asses in this van!" Sasuke ordered. Gaara got in shot gun and nobody felt like fighting over it since Gaara seemed pissed off. They all stacked into the car. Shino was desperately trying to rub off all the kisses that were on him. Shikamaru felt very elusive at the moment like he was the hottest thing on the planet in which in most people books he very well could be and Choji well Choji wasn't feeling well. Who knew that throw up could come up so fast?
"UHHHGGG….!"
"YOU JUST DID NOT THROW UP IN MY VAN FAT ASS!?" Sasuke yelled as he turned around to notice the throw up on his floor of his van. As he turned around the van swirled to the right causing Shino to stop and take notice of what was happening and Shikamaru to notice the puke that was inching itself closer and closer to his shoes.
"AHHH…!" He yelled as he jumped up from his seat thus crashing into Neji who wasn't prepared for a full frontal hit from Shikamaru who crashed into him. Sasuke was busy yelling at Choji, Neji and Shikamaru were falling over one another and Shino was laughing his ass off.
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Everyone went completely quiet wondering who just set the authority down on them because everyone started to calm right down. Gaara was sitting in the front seat and looking down at them like they were all children. They all went deadly pale but Sasuke just sighed and went back to driving making the van oddly quiet. All you could hear was Choji's moaning and Gaara's grumbling.
Naruto was pissed! He had a tattoo! Well it's not like he didn't want to get a tattoo, he did but when he was older and it definitely wasn't an ENTER HERE tattoo! Damn you Sasuke! I mean it was a tattoo that screamed out 'I'm Gay!' like how was he going to live with that?
Well he could get it removed but he heard that hurts. Well he would have to live with it….OH GAWD! That quote has been lately been becoming his favorite to say, or rather think. Another thing was how the hell did he not notice something like that? I mean he had about a shower everyday and he never notice an 'Enter Here' tattoo at the bottom of his back where back meets ass. Oh gawd! He ruffled up his hair and realized how cold he was.
Well no duh! It was freaking January! Well it didn't help that he wasn't wearing a jacket and his shirt was ripped. He stuffed his hands into his pockets. As he walked he cooled down a bit and realized another thing. Where the heck was he?
"Oh gawd….?" He breathed out and his was breath smoke. He glanced around and realized it was a late January night, he was in the city and didn't know where he was and he was cold.
"I'M GOING TO DIE!" He yelled out frantic. He remembered reading about gangs in the city and how people got mugged and pretty boys like him would never have a chance! He tightened his hands in his pockets telling himself to get a hold of himself.
"OH GAWD I'M GOING TO DIE!" If he wasn't mugged or stabbed no doubt he would die of hypothermia! He couldn't feel his arms! That was a bad sign in his book. He stopped near a stop sign and looked up to read that he was on forty second street. He remembered that Gaara lived on Thirty First Street so maybe if he headed that way….his mind was brought back to reality when he saw a group of what seemed ten guys heading for him.
He instantly went rigid from fright. They all looked menacing as they slowly approached him. Oh gawd? What was he going to do? If he turned to go down the street what if it offended them? If he turned and went down this back alley that stood to the right of him, what if they followed him? What to do? So Naruto decided was to just go forward and hope to god nothing bad happen to him!
So he dug his hands even farther down his pockets and started to walk forward. He tried to keep his eyes downward but had this urge to look up and he notice that those guys stopped and were leaning against this building. His first thought was that they were waiting for him. He stopped and one of those guys yelled.
"New meat…." OH GAWD, OH GAWD! This was the time to freak out. As he stood there too scared to move a van drove up to him. He turned to it.
As the van slowly approached him he had this clear image of him getting pulled into the van by a bunch of thugs and became even more scared. As the van halted to a stop by him the door swung open, he prepared to scream bloody murder.
Shikamaru and Neji sat in the van. Shikamaru grinned and Neji looked like he was trying to say sorry but he ignored him.
"Guys…?" He questioned.
"Hurry up and get in Naruto!" Shikamaru said worryingly. Naruto just about got in but Sasuke's head poked out.
"Naruto…?" Naruto felt the anger come back. He stopped, glared at Sasuke and started to walk again.
Shikamaru was confused so was everyone else. Sasuke swore.
"Naruto!" He yelled as he stepped down on the gas. Shikamaru and Neji lurch forward.
"Hey!" Shikamaru protested. The van drove along beside Naruto and its side door was still open so that Sasuke could yell at him.
"Get in Naruto!"
"Screw you!" He hissed. It didn't even bother him that he was getting closer to those guys.
"Naruto it's safer and warm in the van." He heard Neji say. He glanced at Sasuke and then to those guys.
"I'll take my chances out here." Naruto was no idiot well…cough he was but he was stubborn and mad as hell at Sasuke. Everyone didn't know what to do. As much as they begged, Naruto refused to get in the van. That's when Gaara had enough. While sitting in the shot gun he watched Naruto be stubborn and he was mad at Sasuke didn't know why but Gaara was always mad at Sasuke because he was Sasuke. So he kind of understood the way Naruto was acting. But then he noticed those guys and just by looking at them he got pissed. He rolled down his window.
Naruto kept on saying no and they got closer to those guys. That's when the window rolled down and Gaara glared at him, and man did he look pissed. He felt shiver down his spine.
"GET IN THE FUCKING CAR NARUTO!" Gaara ordered Naruto and he went pale.
"Epee…"
"Now!"
"Yes sir!" Naruto yelled as he jumped in the back with Shikamaru and Shino. Shikamaru slammed the door shut and Sasuke drove off leaving behind those guys. Now as the car steadily drove away Naruto shivered in the back.
"Here…" Shikamaru lazily threw his jacket at him and Naruto nodded. He pulled it on and tried to warm himself up. That's when he notice this fowl smell coming from the van.
"Oh, what smells bad?" He held his nose and Shikamaru lazily smiled at him.
"Let's just say Choji will never drink again." Naruto looked confused and notice the wet mark that was before him. He tried to get away from it as far as possible. Before him sat Neji and Choji who seemed to be passed out and Sasuke and Gaara were in front.
He stared at the back of Sasuke head and growled. Shino noticed.
"What's up with you and Sasuke, did the two girls have a fight?" Shino was overly too happy at the moment but still Naruto managed to glare at him. Shino just smirked and went back to staring out the window. Naruto clenched his knees. Every bone in his body was trying to stop him from attacking Sasuke right now. He had this clear image of him shoving Sasuke's head threw the glass. He frowned at the thought. Shikamaru was noticing his tense state.
"You think you can tell me what happen between you too?" Naruto just shook his head and Shikamaru nodded and went back to also staring out the window. Sasuke finally had the guts to speak.
"Naruto I'm sorry."
"Go to hell." Naruto yelled and he tightened his grip even more. Sasuke swore and Gaara was enjoying this too much. He watch threw the rear mirror with interest.
"Look I tried stopping you…."
"Looks like you didn't try hard enough!" He snapped back at him. Sasuke not liking it when people were mad at him tried to get Naruto to look him in the eye, too bad for him he was staring at the puke floor. Sasuke suddenly knew how to get him not to be mad at him anymore.
"Naruto you idiot…" Sasuke started as he let go of the wheel and took off his seat belt.
"AHHHH….!" Everyone besides Gaara and Choji screamed. The car swirled to the left and then the right. Sasuke was making his way back to the back seat as he went this way and that. The car wouldn't stay still for him.
"SASUKE YOU IDIOT!" Shikamaru yelled as his body went this way and that. Shino was screaming so was Neji and Naruto was yelling swears a mile a minute at Sasuke as he approached him.
That's when Gaara reacted and dove for the wheel and managed to grab hold of it. He jumped out of his seat and took control of the van. Of course he didn't know what he was doing but he managed to get the van back in line and they were now running along smoothly.
Sasuke having the ability to finally get to the back landed himself on Naruto. Naruto tried pushing him off but he was heavy.
"I knew they were gay…." Shino started but stopped from the glares he suddenly got from both Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke tried to squish in between Naruto and Shikamaru but they didn't really look comfortable so he stopped and looked at Naruto.
"I said I was sorry…" Naruto tried again to push him off but his now freezing arms were getting the feeling back into them. So he just tried to look in some other direction.
"I know what would make you happy…." Sasuke started to smirk.
"What would make me happy if you got off and if I never got this stupid thing in the first place...!" Naruto hissed.
"Do you want to know how you got that thing?" Naruto became interested but just rolled his eyes at him.
"You know your one different dude when you're drunk. You prefer to call yourself the kyuubi when you're drunk and you are a major hard ass but a fun hard ass. Well some how we found ourselves at a tattoo parlor and you wanted a tattoo, as much as I said it was a bad idea, you wanted one only on one condition though….I get one with you."
"And did you?" Naruto asked interested.
"Yep wanna see?" Naruto looked over at him, confused. That's when he pulled up his shirt and where back meets ass there was a tattoo that read…..
"EXIT ONLY!" Shikamaru yelled out and everyone laughed except Naruto and Sasuke.
"See?" Sasuke said as he started to smirk. Naruto laughed weakly. He didn't know what to think at the moment. So he just smiled at Sasuke and he nodded back.
"Okay then I guessed I could forgive you."
"Thought you would." Sasuke smirked even farther and was happy with himself that Naruto was not mad at him.
"But you can get off now." Sasuke notice he was still sitting on his lap and got of.
"Whoops…off I go…." He started to laugh as he headed for the front of the van. Gaara was still sitting in front driving in the wrong lane…
"AHHHHHH!!!"
"Am I doing something wrong?" Gaara inquired.
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR!"
"AHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone screamed in unison. Gaara seemed oblivious to the bright light heading for them all. Sasuke dove at him and the car wheel swirled to the left avoiding the car.
"You idiot you could have gotten us killed!" Sasuke yelled out breathless.
"Damn really?" Gaara asked very passive at the moment. Gaara gotten out of the drivers seat and went to shot gun, Sasuke passed him and secured himself in the driver's seat and click back on his seat belt.
"It's about time we got everyone home…" Sasuke started off and sighed heavily. He turned his rear view mirror toward the back. "Who goes home first?" Shikamaru was the first to speak.
"Choji and me. You can drop me off at Choji's house and I can walk home from there since I do live only three house's away from him." Sasuke nodded.
"Is this where we turn off?" Shikamaru nodded and the car swirled to the right. Everyone screamed. After they dropped off Shikamaru and Choji they then dropped off Shino who was still laughing, it seemed that he had a good night.
Shikamaru let Naruto keep his jacket, said he could get it at school. Now it was only Gaara, Sasuke, and Naruto in the van. Sasuke and Naruto did not talk at all since Gaara was in a very pissy mood at the moment and if they tried to say anything he would give them these dead glare looks. So they gave up on the whole talking part.
They listen to this really sappy music sung by this pop star chick. It was very humiliating. They finally reached Gaara's house. Gaara took off his seat belt and looked back toward Naruto.
"See you at school." He said darkly. He turned to Sasuke and just glared hard at him, like he was going to kill him. Well heck I bet he would if Naruto wasn't in the van, but he was. He got out and managed to slam the door shut as he did and off he went, and like before he scaled the gate like it would be the easiest thing to do and he slowly walked away into the darkness.
Naruto and Sasuke watched him go all the way until he disappeared. Sasuke and Naruto finally sighed with relief. They laughed and Sasuke drove off and Naruto got in the front seat.
"You know I'm really sorry about that tattoo thing…." Sasuke started but Naruto just laughed.
"You know what you don't need to worry about that anymore. I mean you got one too don't you?" Sasuke nodded. "Anyhow when we get them removed, will do it together so…." Sasuke started to laugh. "What?" Naruto asked clearly confused.
"Like hell I'm removing it!"
"WHAT YOU MEAN!?" Naruto asked bewilder and out raged at the same time.
"Do you know how much that would hurt? Any ways when I got the thing I wasn't drunk. It was one I picked out." Sasuke pointed out a matter of factly.
"You wanted the stupid thing WHY?"
"Well you don't know when you get your ass sent to jail and all, now don't ya?"
"SASUKE YOU….."
"HOME SWEET HOME!" Sasuke yelled as the car came to a stop; by the way Naruto forgot to put on his seat belt….
"Son of a…."
"You should really wear a seat belt Naruto." Sasuke looked down to his blond friend who was swearing a mile a minute at him.
Holy mother to gawd! I did it I finished the chapter…again so sorry it took long, like before I had an exam and…was obsessing over Eureka 7 anyhow I'll try and put another one up for you on Saturday or Friday if I can squeeze enough time for it, anyhow see ya next chapter! Oh yeah forgive the mistakes, yet again my sister was too lazy to edit this baby…well no she has exams too! Bye-bye!