"Deidara! No!" Kurotsuchi and Sasori yelled at the same time. Deidara turned to Sasori.
"Honestly, Danna, as many times as you've left me to die, that's how many times I'm sure you couldn't care less." Deidara then looked to Kurotsuchi's hurt face.
"You can't Deidara!" Kurotsuchi wailed.
"If he wishes to die, let him loose his life. I'll be more than happy to do so."
"Kuro-chan, I'm glad that you love me and such things but I don't know what that is, for I have no idea where to find it and who will give it." Deidara longed to feel what they called 'love'. What it actually is. What it means. How to love. Who to love. When to love. Why love?
"Deidara Iwa! You will not give your life for such a stupid manner!"
"Danna, what would you care? I don't see trying to kill me constantly as caring." Sasori was fuming. Why would his partner give his life unknowingly to please his father that wants him dead?
"Deidara! Please! Don't! I lived my life knowing you'd come back! Why would you let yourself get killed by the man's hands of which had abused you! Raped you!" Kurotsuchi screamed through sobs. Then it hit Deidara, what was he doing? What was he thinking?
"Father I-"
"NO!" Kurotsuchi screeched. Their father made his way to Deidara's throat with a kunai he had taken from Deidara. He put pressure to it, drawing blood. "DEIDARA!"
"Let's enjoy this moment, shall we?" His father smirked. He had wanted to do this his whole life.
"Actually, no, we shall not. You shall die, rather it be by my hands or my partn-" Deidara's words were immediately stopped by Sasori kicking his father all the way across the floor.
"You sick bastard! Did you do such things to my partner?" Sasori cornered Deidara's father.
"And his sister. Why would you be so upset? As I just heard from it over there, you had constantly tried killing him." Sasori was burning inside.
"You…Sick…Pedophile!" Sasori hated people like this. They reminded him of Orochimaru, the likes of which disgusted him.
"Deidara!" Kurotsuchi yelled as she ran over to her older brother, embracing him. They watched as their father was beat to an inch of his life before their eyes.
"Ok, I'm done. I'll let the poison set in and he'll be gone in a few." Sasori gathered his things and Deidara did the same.
"Deidara…" Deidara looked back to see the pained saddened eyes of Kurotsuchi.
"Kurotsuchi, you're a kunoichi now, right, un?" The said girl nodded. "You know where grandmother lives. Stay with her, un. I've got to leave now, un."
"Goodbye, Deidara-nii."
"Oh, un, and Kurotsuchi, remember,"
"Art is a blast. (un.)" Sasori and Deidara walked out of the room, Kurotsuchi stayed behind and cried. After all these years, to come back then leave her within hours? Sasori and Deidara made their way down the stairs. They heard running footsteps coming from behind them, neither bothered to move. Kurotsuchi leapt, missing every stair before doing a tuck-and-roll flip then landing gracefully at the bottom of the stairs. She never looked back. She didn't want Deidara to see all of her tears.
The two Akatsuki made their way out of the inn and halfway into the village's market town until they realized their mistake.
"AKATSUKI! DEIDARA'S BACK!" Deidara looked at the man and shot him a glare.
"We're going to be pursued in about…now, un." Just as Deidara finished his words ANBU nin shot out of every which way and began to attack them. Sasori nor Deidara felt like fighting so they just ran. Running a free option, right? -Random reader: No.- Screw you. Anyhoo…
"Deidara Iwa! You are not leaving this village!" An ANBU voiced not too far behind the said artist.
"Like bloody hell I'm not!" Sasori let his gaze drift to his partner. Deidara, the brat, was back. Deidara was back… Deidara put his hand into his clay pouch, his hand mouth eagerly chewing the clay. Seconds later he let little ants find their way onto unexpecting ANBU.
"KATSU!" Deidara looked back at what a beautiful mess he had made, blood and internal organs everywhere. A sight that he hadn't been able to see in a long while. They hurried away from the scene. Sasori looked over to his partner, his bloodthirsty, bordering on insane with his art, annoying, partner. His partner. His. Deidara smiled mechanically as he set more explosions off, waiting for that small moment where the blood and organs would fall to the ground, making an enjoyable 'splat' that the blonde loved.
Deidara slightly looked behind his shoulder, only three left. No doubt that Deidara would take care of that. The explosions were louder this time. Deidara's eyes twinkling in his enjoyment. They leapt away from the bloody scene Deidara had made of the Iwa nin. They made their way out of Iwagakure and out of reach of any of their ninja. Deidara sped past Sasori.
"C'mon, Danna, un! I'm ready to go home, un!" Sasori sped up to Deidara then kept up with his pace.
"Me too, Brat, me too."
"Danna, un?" Sasori replied with a short 'Hn'.
"I just wanted to…Uh…apologize for…Being…Erm…Distant, I guess, un. I-I just was re-"
"Shut up, Brat." Sasori's tone wasn't harsh but it wasn't soft either. Deidara thought that if he heard Sasori's voice with any type of kindness the world would cease to exist. They made it to their home silently. Not even a complaint from Deidara. They walked inside to see something…this would be the second time to see the sight. Hidan and Kakuzu, not cuddling, no, having a make-out session on the dining table. Deidara stopped Sasori from walking in on them, pulling him behind the corner again. Deidara put a finger to his lips. He sighed then spoke.
"We're home, un!" They heard shuffling and then found it safe to walk in.
"Oi! Blondie! You're back!" Hidan said walking over to Deidara. "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?" Hidan yelled shaking Deidara by his shoulders.
"W-wha?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS 'KILL ME' BULLSHIT?"
"H-Hidan…I-I…" Then Deidara was enveloped by an unexpected hug.
"Oi, Blondie, why didn't you tell someone? I'm sorry that that had to happen…"
"Oh, would you shut up already, un? I just got home and I'm stuck with you, the bipolar idiot of the Akatsuki, un."
"Ouch, Blondie, I'm hurt." Hidan tried to look offended. "Harsh much?"
"Nah, only to you, un." Deidara walked away to Sasori's and his room to unload his clay pouches and such. Sasori did the same on his side of the room. Deidara fell onto his bed unceremoniously while Sasori laid on his bed instead of throwing him self on it like his partner. They fell asleep as soon as Sasori shut off the lights.
Deidara woke to hear Sasori walking around the room. Today Deidara was easily ready to get out of his bed.
"Danna, un?"
"-AH!" Sasori gasped at the sound of his partner calling his name.
"I'm cutting on the lights, un. Ready?" Sasori nodded and the lights switched on. Both males rubbed their eyes at the sudden light. Deidara grabbed his clothes and walked to the bathroom to dress and ready himself for the day ahead. Sasori just dressed in their room, the blonde took forever in there anyways. Minutes later, unbeknownst to Sasori, Deidara walked out of the bathroom, his hair co-operated today, making his turn in the bathroom that day quicker.
"Nice scorpions, un." Sasori flinched and stopped in the middle of slipping his shirt on. Deidara chuckled, walking past Sasori's half-dressed form. Deidara walked back over to his side of the room. Looking back he saw Sasori still in a shocked manner, having his shirt halfway on, his eyes closed. Deidara walked quietly over to Sasori, using the stealth moves that Sasori drilled into his head, he yanked Sasori's shirt off and quickly ran for his life. Deidara looked back to see Sasori chasing him. Deidara had to get somewhere where he couldn't be easily trapped and possibly killed by Sasori so early in the morning. He dashed into the kitchen where the people who were sitting at the table looked at him strangely. They soon understood when Sasori's footsteps followed his entrance.
"BRAT! MY SHIRT, NOW!" Sasori stormed into the kitchen, in full view of the other members.
"Nice scorpions." Hidan sniggered. Sasori looked down at himself. Sasori was fuming. He forgot about his dignity for now and tackled Deidara. They wrestled for Sasori's shirt, the others just watching in amusement. Deidara had an idea strike him. Deidara stuffed some of the shirt in the band of his pants.
"Take it." Deidara's face was plastered with a smirk. Sasori stared down at him, he jerked the shirt out of Deidara's pants. As soon as Deidara thought Sasori would storm to their room, he did the unexpected. Assaulted him…with his lips. The members stared. Much to Sasori's disappointment the blond didn't return the kiss until he began to pull away. Deidara pulled Sasori's head down roughly and they continued the kiss.
Hn. Looks like someone likes it rough… Sasori thought as he attempted something; he yanked on Deidara's hair. He earned an immediate moan. They were lost…until…
"GET IT BOY!~" They snapped their heads over to Hidan. Then snapped to look at each other, then looked down at their selves and posture. Deidara being without a shirt, Sasori having only boxers on. Sasori was over the blonde on his hands and knees trapping the smaller male. Sasori had one knee in between Deidara's spread legs. A dark blush passed both of their faces. "Why didn't you tell us?" Hidan pushed.
"We didn't…Know…Ourselves…" They got lost in each other. Sasori lost in an ocean of blue and Deidara being intoxicated by Sasori's smell. Deidara broke his trance and broke his Danna's as well by attacking him viciously. Sasori licked the blonde male's bottom lip begging for entrance. Deidara gasped and Sasori took advantage roughly shoving his tongue into Deidara's mouth. Deidara moaned.
Hidan walked over to them and picked Deidara up by his stomach like a little puppy. Deidara's eyes widened as he was pulled away from his Danna. "Oi, guys, get frisky in your room!"
"Like we haven't done worse on the table." Kakuzu spoke up causing Hidan to blush, lightly, but visible. Hidan set the blonde back on his feet and walked over to his seme, slapping him. "Oh, so now Hidan's gonna want some pain too?" Kakuzu picked Hidan up bridal-style. Hidan waved to a confused Deidara and a shirtless and pantless Sasori on the floor.
"Ok, I'm hungry!" Pulling the orange juice out of the fridge, Deidara opened the carton and tilted his head back, drinking the juice straight out of it. Sasori watched with mild amusement, sighing.
"Deidara…Use a cup…Others drink from that too," Sasori said softly as Deidara shrugged and made a strange noise that could be interpreted into something of an 'I Don't Care' type of grunt. Sasori scoffed. Deidara set the juice back and walked over to the pantry and looked around.
"Food…Ok, what is there to eat, un?" Deidara pushed things aside, finding nothing. "Looks like I'm not eating, un…"
"Don't start that again."
"Start what, un?" Deidara tilted his head in confusion.
"The no eating bullshit." Deidara sighed exasperatedly.
"Is there anything in there that appeals to you, un?" Sasori peered in then shook his head. "Exactly." Deidara had developed a kind of an iron stomach, could eat anything. In this case there was only flour, cooking oils, things like that that couldn't be eaten straight. "Oh! Idea!" Deidara dashed to Sasori's and his room coming back out with only a small portion of his huge savings. Without a word he darted to all of the other members rooms, telling them he was treating everyone to Dango. Everybody made their way to the exit/entrance of the base. (Depending on which side of the door you're standing on.) They filed out of the base and out into the steady rainfall of Amegakure. They all went to the closest Dango shop, for they were all hungry.
"So, guys, how'd ya like it, un?" Deidara looked up over to his fellow members of Akatsuki, some of them nodded others said thanks. Kisame patted Deidara's back but because of Kisame's strength it could barely be called a pat since Deidara stumbled forward.
"Heh, sorry Dei, but thank you for the Dango, Itachi-san really enjoyed it." Kisame hugged Itachi closer by his waist.
"Oh, no problem, un. There's nothing to eat at home anyways, un." Deidara smiled as Kisame kissed the top of Itachi's head. They made their way back into the base and had a lounge-around type day, no one did much. When Deidara went to sleep that night he had to ask Sasori something. He lie in bed as the lights were cut off he had to say it, even if he woke Sasori.
"Ne, Sasori no Danna, un?"
"Yes, Brat?" Deidara sighed as he built up enough courage to ask him.
"This morning…un…We kissed…Did…Did you mean it, un? I-I mean did you kiss me for the hell of it or-or did you kiss me. L-like you wanted to b-because you-"
"Stop your ramblings, and, yes, I did mean it."
"You're not my Danna, un. If you are then all hell just froze over. I'm going to hell, so I'd rather it not be fucking icy when I get there." Deidara heard blankets moving and he tensed. He felt a presence standing before him. "Danna, un?"
"Yes?" Deidara stared at the silhouette of Sasori.
"Do you want in my bed or something, un?" Deidara asked sarcastically.
"Actually, yes." Deidara was shocked. He lifted the covers so Sasori could climb in with him. Sasori did so and laid next to Deidara.
"Danna? Why are you doing this?"
"Because, Brat, I love you."
Hello peoples of the FanFiction world! I just wanted to let all of my readers know that I'm changing my screen name. It'll be xXBittersweet LoverXx from now on! Thank you! Oh, and P.S. Review or next chapter wont be coming! Pwese? For me? I know I shouldn't be doing this but I'm gonna start a new series, I won't abandon this one though, promise! (Grr...better not) Don't get angry! Anyhoo...give me some great ideas! I will give you recognition, dedicate the story to you, everything. Please give me some ideas, I already have a story that I'm writing but I don't think it's good enough, imma fix it up. Until I publish that one please, please, PLEASE give me some ideas, love you all! Please review too...I only have two people that have been reviewing but a lot of people have been reading. Thanks to Xakia and Jimy and Steph the book lovers for reviewing! Am I asking too much? (Bad! Bad Bittersweet!) Oh, yeah and if you flame, I'll laugh at it. (She will too!) Sorry for the extra long A/N. ^_^"