"So...what was up with you and Kold?" Cell asked the still pale Vegeta.
"I was choking that bastard until you had to open your damn mouth!" the ouji snapped.
"It didn't look like choking from where I was standing."
Vegeta clenched his fists, trying to supress his anger.
"So, where'd Frieza run off to again?" Guldo asked.
"He want to go get our costumes!" the smirking Cell replied.
"I can't believe that you two are actually going through with the play!"
"What do you mean by that?!"
"He means, that it's even too moronic for you two morons to do!" Vegeta translated.
"Moronic?!"
"You heard me!"
With that, Cell stormed off.
Kold had picked himself up off the ground and was currently thinking of the next game to play with the others. "I know!"
Everyone looked over at him.
"Know what?" Jeice was almost too afraid to ask.
"I know the perfect game for us to play next!"
"What game would that be?" Jeice knew he didn't wanna hear the answer.
"Ma--"
Kold was cut off by Frieza barging into the room.
"Here are the costumes, Celliette!" Frieza said rather happily.
Cell gulped. "C-Celliette?"
"Yep!" Frieza threw the dress at Cell.
"Dammit! Why am I the girl?!"
"Becuase you made me get the costumes!"
"Shit!" Cell cursed, going back over to him and Frieza's plotting area.
Frieza followed.
"Damn you, Frieza!" Cell cursed at his partner.
"What?" Frieza asked innocently.
"This fucking thing!" Cell held up the dress.
The Icejin snickered and said. "I think it'll look cute on you! I think my father will think so too!"
The green one growled. "I'm not wearing this!"
"You have to for the plan!"
"But, can't you be the girl?!"
"No, I got the costumes! Besides, I've had to dress up as a girl before too, remember Freeta?"
Cell chuckled. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that!"
"Well now it's your turn!"
"I guess..."
"So, Cellie's going to be Juliette!" Kold said excitedly.
"Dammit, why do you always say that when Cell's not around!?" Nappa demanded, once again wishing Cell would've heard Kold.
"Say what?"
"That nickname, you moron!"
"So, I guess me and Kold won the bet!" Guldo smiled.
"You know what that means!" Kold added.
"Okay, get changed and we'll go over the plan again!" Frieza ordered.
"Whatever." Cell simply replied, before going to find a place to get dressed.
"I guess I better get in costume too!"
"We don't get to eat tonight!" Goku said, on the verge of tears.
"Yep, and me and Kold get to stuff our faces!" Guldo gloated.
All of the Saiyans glared at the two winners.
"Dammit! No alcohol AND no food?!" Vegeta shouted.
"Calm down, Vegeta!" Goku told the other Saiyajin.
"I won't survive without one of them!"
"Yeah, but King Yemma obviously won't give us alcohol!" Nappa reminded.
Vegeta smirked. "I know a way..."
"Dammit! How can I be wearing this?!" Cell demanded, looking at himself in a mirror.
Frieza walked into the room Cell was in.
"Haven't you ever heard of knocking?! I could've been naked!"
"Uh Cell, you're always naked!"
"Oh yeah...Well you should still knock!"
Frieza walked back over to the door and knocked.
"It's alittle late, dumb ass!"
"Hmph, by the way, you look cute in your dress!" Frieza teased, fighting back laughter.
"And you look good yourself!" Cell countered, looking at his partners costume.
Frieza looked down at his costume, which was black puffy leg pants and a beige shirt. "Oh well, it's still not as bad as a dress!"
"What, you know a way to get alcohol?" Jeice asked.
Vegeta nodded.
"How?"
"Well King Yemma won't give us any because we're in hell, right?"
Everyone agreed.
"Well, we have Kakarot to get it for us! He's the biggest goodie two shoes in the whole Other World!"
Goku cocked his head. "Goodie two shoes?"
"Your stupidity amazes me, Kakarot!"
"Thank you!"
"Baka!"
"I don't get it, first you compliment me and now you insult me!"
"They were both insults!" Jeice explained.
"Oh..."
Raditz entered the party room, with pizza boxes stacked to above his head.
Goku sniffed the air and sniffled. "Pizza!"
"Hey guys! I got food!" Raditz said happily.
"Dammit!" Vegeta yelled.
Raditz had a confused look on his face. "What, you don't like pizza?"
Recoome answered for Vegeta. "He's just mad beacuse he can't eat!"
"Why not?"
"We bet on who was gonna play Juliette out of Frieza and Cell!"
"Okay...And he can't eat?"
"Not just Kakarot, all of us except Kold and Guldo, well and you Frieza and Cell!" Nappa told him.
The long haired Saiyan laughed. "Looks like more food for us!"
"It's not funny!" Goku pouted.
That only made Raditz laugh harder.
"So, what exactly is Romeo and Juliette about?" Frieza questioned.
"How the hell should I know?! You're the one who picked the damn play!"
"Well all I know is it's about a boy and a girl and they kiss!"
"Kiss?! I'm not kissing you!"
"The feelings mutual, and besides, we'll put our plan into action before the kiss part comes up!"
"You better be right!"
"Time to eat!" Guldo yelled, so that Frizeo and Celliette could hear him.
The duo ran over to the stack of pizza boxes.
"Uh, nice costumes..." Jeice commented the two.
Cell blushed with embarassment.
Frieza didn't bother to answer and just grabbed to pizza boxes and headed over to the plotting spot.
Cell followed.
"I'm sooooo hungry!" Goku whined.
"So am I!" Nappa agreed.
"I say we say fuck the bet and eat!" Vegeta said, grabbing a box.
Everyone else did the same.
"Hey! That's not fair! We made a bet!" Kold protested.
Vegeta looked up from his food. "For your safety, it's best NOT to make a Saiyan miss a meal!"
The other Saiyans nodded.
Frieza and Cell finished eating.
"Nice dress!" Frieza joked, looking at the sauce stains.
"I think it looks better this way!"
"Okay, so you know what to do, right?"
"Of course, what do you take mr for?!"
"A woman!"
"Shut up!"
The other hell mates finished eating.
"So Kakarot, are you gonna go to the O.W.A.S for us?" Vegeta asked, feeling slightly better since he ate.
"Are you sure it'll work?" Goku asked.
"Yes! Now GO!" the prince pointed to the door.
"Okay!" Goku happily skipped outta the room.
To Be Continued...
A/N: Yay, I finally did chapter 14! So Cell's Juliette, bet ya didn't guess that! Anyways, I'll try to get 15 up as soon as possible! I know this chapter wasn't that long, but I felt like ending it there!
Please review and thanks those of you who have!
Check out my other works and my site!
"I was choking that bastard until you had to open your damn mouth!" the ouji snapped.
"It didn't look like choking from where I was standing."
Vegeta clenched his fists, trying to supress his anger.
"So, where'd Frieza run off to again?" Guldo asked.
"He want to go get our costumes!" the smirking Cell replied.
"I can't believe that you two are actually going through with the play!"
"What do you mean by that?!"
"He means, that it's even too moronic for you two morons to do!" Vegeta translated.
"Moronic?!"
"You heard me!"
With that, Cell stormed off.
Kold had picked himself up off the ground and was currently thinking of the next game to play with the others. "I know!"
Everyone looked over at him.
"Know what?" Jeice was almost too afraid to ask.
"I know the perfect game for us to play next!"
"What game would that be?" Jeice knew he didn't wanna hear the answer.
"Ma--"
Kold was cut off by Frieza barging into the room.
"Here are the costumes, Celliette!" Frieza said rather happily.
Cell gulped. "C-Celliette?"
"Yep!" Frieza threw the dress at Cell.
"Dammit! Why am I the girl?!"
"Becuase you made me get the costumes!"
"Shit!" Cell cursed, going back over to him and Frieza's plotting area.
Frieza followed.
"Damn you, Frieza!" Cell cursed at his partner.
"What?" Frieza asked innocently.
"This fucking thing!" Cell held up the dress.
The Icejin snickered and said. "I think it'll look cute on you! I think my father will think so too!"
The green one growled. "I'm not wearing this!"
"You have to for the plan!"
"But, can't you be the girl?!"
"No, I got the costumes! Besides, I've had to dress up as a girl before too, remember Freeta?"
Cell chuckled. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that!"
"Well now it's your turn!"
"I guess..."
"So, Cellie's going to be Juliette!" Kold said excitedly.
"Dammit, why do you always say that when Cell's not around!?" Nappa demanded, once again wishing Cell would've heard Kold.
"Say what?"
"That nickname, you moron!"
"So, I guess me and Kold won the bet!" Guldo smiled.
"You know what that means!" Kold added.
"Okay, get changed and we'll go over the plan again!" Frieza ordered.
"Whatever." Cell simply replied, before going to find a place to get dressed.
"I guess I better get in costume too!"
"We don't get to eat tonight!" Goku said, on the verge of tears.
"Yep, and me and Kold get to stuff our faces!" Guldo gloated.
All of the Saiyans glared at the two winners.
"Dammit! No alcohol AND no food?!" Vegeta shouted.
"Calm down, Vegeta!" Goku told the other Saiyajin.
"I won't survive without one of them!"
"Yeah, but King Yemma obviously won't give us alcohol!" Nappa reminded.
Vegeta smirked. "I know a way..."
"Dammit! How can I be wearing this?!" Cell demanded, looking at himself in a mirror.
Frieza walked into the room Cell was in.
"Haven't you ever heard of knocking?! I could've been naked!"
"Uh Cell, you're always naked!"
"Oh yeah...Well you should still knock!"
Frieza walked back over to the door and knocked.
"It's alittle late, dumb ass!"
"Hmph, by the way, you look cute in your dress!" Frieza teased, fighting back laughter.
"And you look good yourself!" Cell countered, looking at his partners costume.
Frieza looked down at his costume, which was black puffy leg pants and a beige shirt. "Oh well, it's still not as bad as a dress!"
"What, you know a way to get alcohol?" Jeice asked.
Vegeta nodded.
"How?"
"Well King Yemma won't give us any because we're in hell, right?"
Everyone agreed.
"Well, we have Kakarot to get it for us! He's the biggest goodie two shoes in the whole Other World!"
Goku cocked his head. "Goodie two shoes?"
"Your stupidity amazes me, Kakarot!"
"Thank you!"
"Baka!"
"I don't get it, first you compliment me and now you insult me!"
"They were both insults!" Jeice explained.
"Oh..."
Raditz entered the party room, with pizza boxes stacked to above his head.
Goku sniffed the air and sniffled. "Pizza!"
"Hey guys! I got food!" Raditz said happily.
"Dammit!" Vegeta yelled.
Raditz had a confused look on his face. "What, you don't like pizza?"
Recoome answered for Vegeta. "He's just mad beacuse he can't eat!"
"Why not?"
"We bet on who was gonna play Juliette out of Frieza and Cell!"
"Okay...And he can't eat?"
"Not just Kakarot, all of us except Kold and Guldo, well and you Frieza and Cell!" Nappa told him.
The long haired Saiyan laughed. "Looks like more food for us!"
"It's not funny!" Goku pouted.
That only made Raditz laugh harder.
"So, what exactly is Romeo and Juliette about?" Frieza questioned.
"How the hell should I know?! You're the one who picked the damn play!"
"Well all I know is it's about a boy and a girl and they kiss!"
"Kiss?! I'm not kissing you!"
"The feelings mutual, and besides, we'll put our plan into action before the kiss part comes up!"
"You better be right!"
"Time to eat!" Guldo yelled, so that Frizeo and Celliette could hear him.
The duo ran over to the stack of pizza boxes.
"Uh, nice costumes..." Jeice commented the two.
Cell blushed with embarassment.
Frieza didn't bother to answer and just grabbed to pizza boxes and headed over to the plotting spot.
Cell followed.
"I'm sooooo hungry!" Goku whined.
"So am I!" Nappa agreed.
"I say we say fuck the bet and eat!" Vegeta said, grabbing a box.
Everyone else did the same.
"Hey! That's not fair! We made a bet!" Kold protested.
Vegeta looked up from his food. "For your safety, it's best NOT to make a Saiyan miss a meal!"
The other Saiyans nodded.
Frieza and Cell finished eating.
"Nice dress!" Frieza joked, looking at the sauce stains.
"I think it looks better this way!"
"Okay, so you know what to do, right?"
"Of course, what do you take mr for?!"
"A woman!"
"Shut up!"
The other hell mates finished eating.
"So Kakarot, are you gonna go to the O.W.A.S for us?" Vegeta asked, feeling slightly better since he ate.
"Are you sure it'll work?" Goku asked.
"Yes! Now GO!" the prince pointed to the door.
"Okay!" Goku happily skipped outta the room.
To Be Continued...
A/N: Yay, I finally did chapter 14! So Cell's Juliette, bet ya didn't guess that! Anyways, I'll try to get 15 up as soon as possible! I know this chapter wasn't that long, but I felt like ending it there!
Please review and thanks those of you who have!
Check out my other works and my site!