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Kit: TEAM FABULOUS WILL RAISE WITH THEIR GLORY!

Simon Densen is Denmark.

I don't own Hetalia.


'Our car can't fit all of us in it.' Lovino says through the phone.

'WHAT?' Basch asks in shock.

'Our car can only fit five f*cking people in it.' Lovino exclaims in annoyance.

It was only a day away from Erika and co's biggest trip to the amusement park. Basch was ticked off do the fact that the Vargas brothers only has a car that can only five damn people in it.

'I'll take care of that.' Jun spoke up through another line. Causing both men to jump.

'What the hell, Jun?' Basch asks in annoyance.

'What? You guys are talking on the home phone. So I couldn't help it, but hear what you're talking about.' Jun says. While Basch was using the phone from the living room. Jun was using the phone in Fredli's office. Luckily, Fredli was out was the time.

'You f*cking nosy crossdressing spy bastard.' Lovino thought in his head on the other line after hearing her.

'I've already have a perfect ride for Erika and I.' Jun says with a smile on her face.

'What would that be?' Basch asks nervously not liking the tone in Jun's voice.

...

'Kiku's going to an amusement park?' Hiroshi asks Aya while he's writing a document.

Aya nods as she wipes her damp hair with a cloth while wearing a pale white shower rode. 'I've a got a call from her after I've got out of the shower. She was really excited about it.' Aya explains with a smile on her face after hearing her daughter speaking in an excited voice. 'Remember in our middle school years where our school decides to take us to an amusement park as a reward for our good grades? I've remembered everyone in our class, except us, went there.'

Hiroshi does indeed remember that day.

Flashback mode now activated!

'No, Hiroshi, I'll not allow you to go.' His mother said to him after looking at the permission slip.

'But Mother, I've got the best grades in the class.' A young Hiroshi said. He currently in his early teens. 'Why can't I have some fun, too?'

'Because, having fun will ruin your intelligence and it gets in the way for your life.' His older brother, Hikaru said.

'Please, just this once.' Hiroshi said still trying to convince his mother.

It wasn't until his father came in. Everyone went silent as they saw him. He looked very menacing and threatening. He always has this cold look on his face whenever he returns home. 'What's going on?' He asked in a cold voice.

'Hiroshi wanted to go to an amusement park.' Hikaru said cheerfully, because he loved seeing his father being angry at Hiroshi.

'A amusement park?' He asked as he looked at Hiroshi with a glare.

The young boy felt a shiver down his spine.

'Son, what did I tell you about having 'fun'?' His dad asked in a frightening tone.

'Fun gets in the way of your life and... I'll never be like you.' He said nervously.

'Good, than tomorrow tell your teacher that you're not going.' His dad said, 'Why did we have this pathetic boy as our son again?'

On that day Hiroshi stayed in another class, but also had a real big surprise.

'Aya?' Hiroshi asked in shock to his rival here.

'What? I knew that almost every field trip that we've been to you've never go. So this time I'm staying here with you and keep you company.' Aya said calmly.

'Alright stupid girl.' Hiroshi said as he quickly puts on his jerk face mode on. 'You've missed a great opportunity.'

'I felt that this was a better opportunity, because you looked excited in to join the trip, but you looked upset the day after that when you told the teacher that you can't come.' Aya explained to him, 'So I lied to the teacher about my parents refusing to let me go there. I've never bothered showing my parents the permission slip, because I knew that you wouldn't go there.'

'So you... avoided joining the field trip... just so you can stay here with me?' Hiroshi asked in a dumbfounded tone.

'Yes.' She said with a smile. 'It's boring without you there.'

Hiroshi couldn't help, but smile back. 'Thanks, Aya.'

'No problem.'

Flashback mode now off!

'Hiroshi?' Aya asks in him in concern.

Hiroshi pulls himself out of his deep thought. 'Okay that's great to hear that our daughter is having fun.'

'Alright, I'm going to get dressed.' Aya says as she leaves.

'Aya... only if you didn't left me, then I would have never end up being like this.' Hiroshi thought to himself sadly.

...

'What the hell is taking them so long?' Basch asks in impatience as he tabs his foot. He was wearing a light green t-shirt and blue pants.

'Basch, please be patient.' Kiku says as she holds his hands to calm him. Her hair was pulled up into a high ponytail, a yellow t-shirt and blue jeans.

They woke at three in the morning to get up and leave. They took almost three and a half hours to get to the amusement park. Which they currently standing in front of the entrance of the said park. Which was beginning to open soon.

'I think I see them.' Shu says as points out. He was wearing a sky blue t-shirt and tan pants. He was eating a hot pocket they've ordered in a quick fast food restaurant earlier. He was eating it the last-minute while he can.

VROOOOOM!

A motorcycle with a side cart drives into the parking lot.

'It's about they showed up.' Lovino says in an annoyed tone. He was wearing a pink shirt and tan pants.

The passengers got off the vehicle and took off their helmets. It revealed to be Erika and Jun.

'Did you enjoy the ride, Erika?' Feliciano asks her as she and Jun came up them. He was wearing a tan shirt and tan pants.

'It... thrilling and loud, but I'm glad Jun had a side cart with her.' Erika says with a smile on her face. 'It did wake me though.' She was wearing a light blue jacket with a light purple t-shirt and dark blue shorts. She took off her jacket and ties it around her waist. Holding a small back pack with her.

'I'm glad, too, because I can't focus with someone holding onto me.' Jun says. She was wearing a black leather jacket which she took off and put in her black backpack. She was wearing dark red shirt and black pants. Her was pulled up into a high ponytail.

'Alright! Let's have some fun!' Kiku cheers happily as she pumps her fists with determination.

...

'It's pretty quiet again without the kids.' Elise says, as she walks with Jiji on her shoulders. The poor cat really misses Erika, but he knew how to occupy himself. That's hanging with his master's parents.

'Yeah, but it's more peacefully now.' Fredli says calmly. 'Plus, the kids are having a good time without us around.'

'Do you think that the arranged marriage with Kiku and Basch will really work?' Elise asks him in curiosity.

'Of course it will. Basch and Kiku have had pretty good chemistry.' He says as he continues his work.

'I know that, but do you think that they'll feel if their only being used?' She asks, while biting her lip.

'What makes you think that?' He asks as he looks up at his wife.

'I'd like to tell you something. I've met up with Aya Honda a few days ago...' Elise explains to him.

...

Ludwig never felt so uncomfortable in his entire life. He was currently at the amusement park that Erika and co were at. While wearing some random disguise with Erzsébet and his new acquaintance. He was none other than Ivan Braginski.

He was a messy black wig and a fake mustache. Wearing a green and white stripped shirt and white pants.

Erzsébet was wearing a disguise similar to Ludwig's disguise. With her hair and breasts tucked away.

Ivan was wearing the same as the first two, but expect he's wearing a beard.

He remembered about a day ago when he was dragged into this by these two.

Flashback mode now activated.

Ludwig was walking his three dogs to the park, but for some reason his dogs started barking for some as he was about to walk by an ally way.

'What's gotten into you dumpkoffs?' He asked them in annoyance, until he heard a low 'psst!'.

Erzsébet poked her head out the ally way's entrance and gestures him to come in.

'Erzsébet?' Ludwig asked with a confused tone.

'Just come here and tell your stupid dogs to shut up.' She whispered in annoyance.

Ludwig followed her in while his dogs continue to bark and growl, but only to stop.

'Could you please stop barking you'll draw unwanted attention.' Said a tall man who made atmosphere feel more intimidating. Which made the dogs shut up really fast.

'Thanks, Ivan.' Erzsébet smiled at him.

'Who's he? What's going on?' Ludwig asked while having a bad feeling on where this is going.

'I'm Ivan Braginski.' The tall man chirped. 'We heard that you know about our friend Yao.'

'Yes, but I'll keep it a secret. I trust him with Erika.' Ludwig quickly protested.

'We've need you for something.' Erzsébet said in with a serious look in her green eyes.

'What would that be?' Ludwig asked, calmly as he could.

'There's someone that's after Erika and Yao...'

Flashback mode now off.

Ludwig was surprised to find out that Erzsébet was also in this, but that wasn't the main concern now. He needs to protect Erika and Jun. 'I'll find that bastard before he could get to her.'

...

'So how's everything doing with Basch and his family?' Feliciano asks Kiku. Basch and Shu were walking behind them. They've decided to go into two separate groups. Erika, Lovino and Jun were in a different part of the amusement park.

'Everything's fine.' Kiku says with a smile on her face. 'They've treated my like that I'm apart of the family. Basch is a really sweet man and Erika is the best sister-in-law ever... tonight I'm going to tell Basch that I love him and that I was Kyo.'

'You will?' Feliciano asks, in a slight worried tone. 'How will you think that he'll react to that?'

'I'm not sure, but I refuse to keep this a secret for too long.' Kiku says in a firm tone.

'Hey! Want to we ride the tea cups?' Shu asks them pointing to the ride.

'Are you kidding me?' Basch asks in annoyed tone, 'That's a baby ride.'

'I'd love too!' Kiku says happily.

'I'D LOVE THOSE RIDES!' Feliciano shouts excitedly.

'Great we're starting our ride with a kiddie ride.' Basch groans in annoyance as he has no choice but to join.

...

'Let's do the swings, then the pirate ride.' Erika says happily as she walks a few steps ahead of Lovino and Yao. As they went to swings ride line.

'You really care about Erika, don't you?' Lovino asks Yao.

'Yeah, because she's actually no stranger to me, actually.' Yao says calmly, 'Long before I became her maid. I've actually talked to her on an online RPG website called Fantasy Conquest. She was known as the ShiningStonePrincess and I was ShiningDragon10. We were like best friends online.'

'Did you know that you fill in as her bodyguard maid?' Lovino asks as he was slightly interested in Yao's story.

'No, but it wasn't until I've found out that she was the ShiningStonePrincess after she told me about it as she was playing the game.' Yao explains to him.

'Hey, guys we can go in.' Erika says as she points to the entrance gate opening up and as the people whom were previously riding it exit out.

Yao, Erika and Lovino all took a seat and waited as other people.

'I'm so excited! This is my first ride ever.' Erika says eagerly as she looks at her two companions.

A man came around to help out with the safety features after of that was done. The ride began.

Yao felt a hand grip onto his. He looks at Erika.

'Sorry, I'm nervous.' Erika says uncomfortably.

'It's fine, you'll enjoy it within minutes.' Yao says with a smile.

The soon spun faster, Erika along with a few others started to scream in joy.

Yao and Lovino smiled as see Erika being happy.

...

Basch, Kiku and Feliciano all stood outside of the bathroom waiting for Shu to get out. Apparently, he gotten sick after riding the tea-cup ride.

'I've told him earlier to eat his breakfast the minute while we're having it and not eat it while we're waiting for Erika and Jun to show up.' Basch says in an annoyed tone.

'It's not his fault, Basch.' Kiku says calmly. 'He was driving the car and need to focus on the road.'

'I'm sorry. I'm done.' Shu says in an apologetic tone.

'Let's to the game area.' Basch says, 'We can occupy ourselves while playing games your stomach settles.'

'That's great idea!' Feliciano says excitedly.

They head to the game section the park.

Feliciano runs off to play the dart game. Shu decided to rest. Basch and Kiku decides to try out the shooting game.

There was a young tall man at the shooting stand. He spiky sandy blond hair and ocean blue eyes. He was wearing ruby-red vest and black pants. 'WOO HOO! Highest score! Simon Densen has done it again!' He cheered for himself.

'Great a obnoxious loud mouth.' Basch growls under his breath, while Kiku felt uncomfortable.

'Hello there, cutie.' A deep voice purrs.

They turned to see a tall tan and muscular man looking down them.

'Who are you?' Asks Basch.

'Mike.' He introduces himself in a flirtatious voice. 'I couldn't help, but noticed how pretty you are and seem to be my type.'

'Thanks, but I'm al-' Kiku was cut off by Mike whom said something that completely caught them both off guard.

'I'm not talking about you.' Mike speaks to Kiku with a sneer on his face, then looks at Basch with a loving look on his face. 'I'm talking about you, because you're a beautiful boy.' He purrs seductively.

Basch's eyes looked like that they were going to pop out and his jaw dropped, widely. 'Did he just hit on ME?'

'What? You have a cute feminine look on you.' Mike says as he was about to stroke Basch's chin, but only be smacked on the hand by Kiku.

'Don't touch someone else without their permission.' Kiku scolds him, though she honestly has no clue what else to say.

'I'm sorry, but... I'm not gay.' Basch says calmly, but deep down he just wants to punch Mike, because who does he think that he is? Hitting on him like that, especially in a public place.

'Really? He doesn't look like the type that you would go for.' Mike says raising an eyebrow at her in disbelief.

'What's going on here?' Shu asks as he and Feliciano walk into the scene.

'This creep came out of nowhere and hit on me.' Basch whispers lowly as he could to his party members. They were beginning to draw a crowd.

'What? I can't resist cute men like him and thought as asking him out, but I'm surprised to find that he's dating a girl.' Mike says casually.

'The hell does he think that he is?' Feliciano thought in his in head as anger grew inside of him. Does this dumb ass even know that not all feminine looking men are gay? As for an effeminate bisexual, he's strongly offended by this bull shit stereotype.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not some prize to be claimed.' Basch says in annoyance. 'I'm a human being. Plus, I've already have a crush on someone else.'

Before Mike could reply.

'Hey, buddy.' Everyone turns to turns to see Simon standing there with an annoyed look on his. 'I suggest you to leave these guys alone, now.'

'Why should I?' Mike asks in annoyance.

'Because, first off you're harassing this group and second of all you're drawing unwanted attention, because of your bull shit.' Simon listed, he was thankful that there wasn't any children around here, because most of the kids are currently preparing for their next school year. 'So I suggest you leave them alone, before you'll have security escort you out.'

Mike looks at him, before replying 'Fine.' Then left.

'ALRIGHT PEOPLE! NOTHING HERE TO SEE! Go bad to what you were all doing.' Simon yells out to the crowd.

'Let's leave, too.' Basch says as he grabs Kiku's hand and pulls her with him. Feliciano and Shu tagged behind them closely.

...

Kuro smirks to himself. 'This is going to be an interesting ride.' As he made his way into the amusement park.

But little he does know is that he's has some people on his tail.


That's it for part 1 of the Amusement park arc!

What do you think?

We get to see some more of Hiroshi's childhood.

Yes, Yao/Jun owns a motorcycle, because they're awesome.

Kuro really should watch himself.

Elise tells Fredli the real reason that Kiku and Basch's arranged marriage is.

Not all effeminate men or feminine looking men are gay.

I have head canon that Feliciano is bi, because he's been hitting women many times on canon. Heck Himaruya has drawn a few sketches of Feliciano hitting on the Hetalia ladies (adorable).

Dudes, Denmark needs more respect in this fandom, but I've made him a oneshot character in this chapter. There's not much of a reason for him interact with them.

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