The Clean Sheet
Episode 13
Hospital / Skylar's Secret Admirer
Everyone that has been seen in this story has some sort of significance to something example being Cody Rhodes, Kofi Kingston (maybe) and Ted Dibiase…Especially Ted. Also since I like giving like the background…Some episodes may be half story style and half episode just to give it more…I guess.
At the hospital where Danja was getting checked out for her injuries a man with a hood on was walking through the hallways and stopped at the receptionist desk.
"What room is Delilah Simmons in please?" he asked.
"She's in room 222" the receptionist said.
The man walked away and waited for the elevator. As he was waiting he took of his hood to reveal that it was The Miz. When the elevator came he got on it and waited for it to go to the 2nd floor. When it arrived he got off and headed to room 222. He finally arrived in the room and saw Danja sitting on a table after the doctor left. She looked up and let out a loud sigh.
"What are you doing here?" she asked irritated.
"I came to see if you were okay" he said walking up to her.
"Well I'm okay so get out" she said.
"No we need to talk" he said.
"Then talk I'm listening" she said crossing her legs.
"I don't think you're being fair here. I mean c'mon Leah I love you and…" he started before he was cut off.
"You can't love me because if you did you wouldn't try to cause physical harm to me" she said. "Especially on purpose"
"Like you said we're supposed to be enemies" he said.
"Okay in the WWE universe we're supposed to be enemies…in the real world we could've had something but you screwed it up. I mean c'mon you put your hands around my neck"
"Alex was right there!" he said. "And Damnit just believe me…I love you"
"Well you love someone who doesn't love you" she said. "How can I love someone that killed a child" she mumbled.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing" she said.
"Did you just say that I killed a child? I have never killed anyone…" he started. "Are you pregnant?"
"No Michael…I was…thanks to you" she said.
Miz stood there shocked for what seemed like a long minute before he spoke. "Was it mine?"
"Believe it or not but yes…yes it was…now can you please get out!" she said raising her voice.
"I-I'm sorry" he said.
"Yeah you should be" she said.
He walked up to her and grabbed her hand before she snatched it away. "Don't touch me" she said.
"Damnit Leah it was my child too!" he said. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"I didn't know I was only a couple of weeks" she said as he gave her a hug.
"Now please get out of here before someone sees you" she said.
"I will leave but just know…that since you opted not to love and be with me…your life has now entered a living hell" he said.
"Bite me Miz" she said.
"With pleasure" he said as he left.
"Hi I'm Ashton Taylor and while Danja's at the hospital we have Skylar Ryder filling in for her today" Ashton said starting off the show.
"And since I didn't get a chance to introduce my own self…Hi world I'm Skylar Ryder" Skylar said giving a round wave.
"Because no one needs to know who you are half the time" Ashton said joking.
"Apparently they do because anyone who looks this good should be known" Skylar said laughing a little bit.
"So you look that good…and that's the reason why this clip is about me going to find your secret Admirer" Ashton said.
"Oh gosh lets not talk about that right now" Skylar said.
"Roll the clip" Ashton said as the scene cut to a previously recorded clip.
Ashton Taylor was walking down a ramp outside of the arena that was expected to host RAW later on that night. She saw a guy walking in with a hood on and a dozen roses. She stopped the guy quickly.
"Hey are you Skylar's secret admirer?" she asked.
"Uhh" said the guy before trying to run.
Ashton chased after the guy around the arena and jumped on his back. When she took off the hood and revealed it to be R Truth said gasped.
"R Truth you're Skylar's Secret Admirer?"
"No who's Skylar?" he asked. "What's up"
"You know pretty blonde?" Ashton said.
"Nope and these flowers are for my mother…she's coming to the show" he said as Ashton got up and so did he. "What's up?"
Ashton got irritated and super kicked him to the face. "Shut the fuck up…that's what's up" she said walking away as the scene cut back to Skylar and Ashton in the studio.
"I think he's lying" Ashton said cracking a smile.
"No he's not his mother really did come" Skylar said.
"You just totally took the fun out of that" Ashton said.
"And now for one of your favorite segments…here is…That awkward moment with John Felix Anthony Cena" Skylar said introducing his segment.
"Thank you Ms. Skylar Elizabeth Ryder" John said. "And if you didn't already know my name is John Cena and I'm here to give you another piece of my segment entitled that awkward moment when…"
"That awkward moment when you didn't realize you were dating someone until they send a text saying: Hey babe you miss me?" John said looking at the camera side eye. "When did I become your babe and why the hell would I miss you in the first place!"
"That awkward moment when you're in Wendy's and Randy comes in and asks for a McDouble cheese burger" John said making a face. "Randy it's Wendy's not McDonald's get your restaurants together"
"That awkward moment when Ted is staring at me right now while I'm doing this segment" he said looking over to Ted. "Is there something you want to say?" the camera then put the camera on Ted who was laughing and had shyed away from the camera quickly. "Thought so Theodore"
"That awkward moment when Skylar loves to call me by my middle name and sometimes I believe she doesn't know my name" john said. "Do you?"
"Yeah your name is Felix Anthony Cena" Skylar said from across the room.
"It's John…and see…that is the awkward moment" John said.
"That awkward moment when I was forced to watch Alanna while Randy and Ashton went out and I was forced to watch Mulan…that actually awkward moment is that I can now sing a whole part of the 'I'll make a man out of you' song."
"Sing it for us" Ashton said.
John stood up out of his seat and cleared his throat. "We must be swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon…WOAH!" John said singing loudly causing everyone in the studio to laugh.
"I'm so mad that you know that song" Ashton said laughing.
"Anyway that's all for this segment…tune in the next time they let me have this for more that awkward moment when with John Cena….and I'm signing off" John said saluting the camera as it went back to Ashton and Skylar. Danja randomly showed up and sat on Ashton's lap.
"Get off me!" Ashton said.
"No" Danja said.
"I see you're feeling better" Ashton said.
"Yeah I'm fine…I was okay after I ate" Danja said. "Hi John!"
"Hey" he said from across the studio.
"What are you doing here?" Ashton asked.
"I thought I was going to make it here on time but I guess I didn't Oh well" she said.
"So do you just want me to finish out or not?" Skylar asked.
"Yeah go ahead" Danja said.
"Well in life there are winners…" Ashton said.
"And there are losers" Skylar said.
"And there are awkward moments with John Cena" Ashton said.
"You mean Felix Anthony…and there is also Ted staring at people from across the room" Skylar said.
"Dang Ted why are you always staring at people?" Danja asked as the camera went to Ted who once again shyed away from the camera.
"Anyways…We are your WWE Diva Tag Team Champions" Ashton said as she held up her title.
"And I'm Skylar Ryder" Skylar said.
"And we all advise you…" Danja said.
"Be jealous" John said coming over from his side as the screen went black.
"I'm hungry" Ashton said.
"Me too" Danja said.
"Let's go to Steak and Shake" Skylar suggested.
"Nah" They both said at the same time.
"McDonalds?" she said.
"No!" they both said again.
"How about we all go to Randy's and make him order us a pizza…with him paying" she then suggested.
"That sounds amazing" Danja said laughing.
"Yeah…lets go" Ashton said as the sounds of them getting up and going out of the door.
"Hey what about me? I like pizza too" John's voice said as he was left behind.