Author's Note: Here's the epilogue! Man, this has been great! I hope you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it! Thanks!
Hearts and Skulls
Sophia
So, yeah, the ending was pretty clichéd. I got the girl, and ended up actually being an advisor to the king. I'm pretty good at politics, if I do say so myself. When we returned to the kingdom… the party was a week long, and I don't remember a lot. There was free champagne, okay? Free. Champagne. I'm not passing that up.
The guys from the Snuggly Duckling? They had Mabel Pines on their side. Dreams were basically coming true everywhere. It was very annoying.
Pine Tree's okay, I guess. I still think he's a jerk sometimes, and I DO NOT get along with his wife. Pacifica is… scary. However, I don't think he's exactly evil.
Well, not exactly.
One unfortunate thing was when I heard about my family… it was not good news. I don't like to think about that.
Speaking of families, though, I bet you're wondering if Mabel and I started one, right? Well, the answer to that would be…
NO!
We're fifteen and sixteen years old! We're not getting married for a long time! Anyway, Pine Tree would kill me. With a sword. He's good at that.
Reeeeeaaaaally?
What? Mabel, why are you looking at me like that…?
Okay, apparently we actually are getting married. Great.
Hey, you'll be royalty. Isn't that what you wanted, William?
Nah, I just want you… hey! What are you still doing here? Scram!
What, you need a happily ever after?
Okay. Fine. They all lived happily ever after, the end.
Now get out of here and let me kiss me fiancée!
Mabel here, okay? We are having the happily ever after part! This is awesome, so… The End!