DISCLAIMER- Still No word from Satan about that damn snowball fight. Honestly I think he's scared of me opening a big can of WHOOP ASS!:L


January at the Manor.
Harry&Luna, Ginny&Blaise and Pansy&Theo were visiting. Draco and Hermione had found out they're having twins and had had trouble naming them, now they're announcing the names that its taken 6 weeks to put together…


"So, Come on, we're dying over the suspense here! What have you decided on?" Ginny asked.
They were all sat underneath the shade of a willow tree in the back garden of the Manor.
"Well, for the boy, We're calling him Scorpius Anthony Draco Brandon Malfoy and for the girl we're naming her Lyra Jean Narcissa Elizabeth Malfoy." Hermione smiled.
"They are some long ass names Mione." Theo teased.
Hermione threw grass at him.
"Shut up! I like them, I made Draco agree to them so that's the way they're staying." Hermione said smugly.
"Wow, Drake how far is that stick up your ass? We lost count after the first metre or so?" Blaise snickered.
"Tipy?" Draco yelled.
Blaise looked confused.
*CRACK*
"Yes mister Draco, Dose miss Hermy need more iced tea?" Tipy smiled.
"Not this time Tipy, I was just going to say, you know that cheesecake we ordered?" Draco asked, smirking at Blaise.
Blaise's face fell.
"Yes mister Draco I do." Tipy nodded.
"No Draco please, don't, I'm begging you… I take it back I swear! I'll owe you, like big time! Please don't!" Blaise pleaded desperately.
"Well I'd like it to be served in the sunroom instead of out here if you'll please, its much too hot for poor Granger." Draco smirked.
Hermione, Ginny, Pansy and Theo promptly doubled over laughing.
Yet again, Blaise sold his soul to the devil for that damn cheesecake.
"Okay mister Draco, any thing for you miss Hermy?" Tipy asked Hermione sweetly.
"No I'm fine thank you Tipy." Hermione reassured the elf as she wiped tears of laughter from her eyes.
Tipy nodded and disappeared again.
"Your Such an ass." Blaise scowled.
"Yeah and your point is?" Draco smirked.
Blaise glared at his best friend.
"Well, now I know what your priorities are…" Ginny sighed.
"I love you more then the cake babe, I just love that cake more then my ego." Blaise smiled.
"Well, while Blaise confesses his love for cheesecake, I'm going inside. It's too damn hot out here and quite frankly, I'm uncomfortable." Hermione informed them and made to stand up.
Draco was up like lightning, helping her to her feet.
"So, for his next trick is he going to jump through hoops Mione?" Theo grinned.
"Nahh, he'll just roll over." Harry said, trying not to laugh.
"Maybe he'll play fetch?" Theo added.
"Or maybe he'll hex your balls off?" Draco snapped.
"Or maybe, we'll be quiet." Theo said hastily.
"I kind of enjoy living and I want kids in future, so yeah." Harry reasoned.
"Pussies." Blaise snorted.
"I will, eat your cheesecake." Theo warned.
"You and what army?" Blaise retorted.
"Me and the-boy-that-can't-die." Theo said smugly.
"Actually, he can die now." Hermione informed Theo.
Blaise grinned.
"Come on, I need to go inside now." Hermione muttered to Draco.
"Ok Granger, come on then."


They walked back to the manor while the others disused cake, how could take on who and realised that Hermione could actually eat all their cake so they hurried after them.


"NO THEO GET AWAY FROM MY CAKE!" Blaise roared.
Hermione, Ginny and Pansy simultaneously rolled their eyes as they watched Blaise chase Theo around the house.
"NEVER!" Theo cackled.
"You know, them boys are going to hurt themselves. Wrackspurts just love cheesecake and they'll fight just as much as Blaise would." Luna said in a dreamy voice.
"Well, it'll make a great show to watch then wont it?" Harry chuckled as Theo vaulted Draco, who was sitting on the floor in front of Hermione.
Draco stuck his foot out and tripped Blaise who had tried going around him to get to Theo.
"Damn you Draco!" Blaise hissed as he got up and started running again.
Theo zoomed past Hermione and dropped the cake in her lap without Blaise noticing.
"Hm, do I or don't I?" Hermione mused.
"Do It!" Harry, Draco, Pansy and Ginny chorused.
"Hm… I don't know, I've had a lot of cake and I don't think the babies enjoyed that anyway." Hermione frowned.
"Give it here, I'll eat it!" Ginny and Draco chorused.
"Bite me Malfoy." Ginny said playfully as she grabbed the cake from Hermione.
"Woah Red, there will be no biting. I've done my fair share of that, how'd you think your god-kids were created?" Draco winked.
"I don't really want to know. If you haven't forgotten I've never shared with you, so you don't share with me." Ginny stated as she started eating Blaise's cheese cake.
"NOO GINNY DON'T DO IT!" Blaise roared as he ran into the room and lunged at his fiancée.
"GET OFF ME BLAISE! I SWEAR TO GODRIC THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO ACCTUALLY HEX YOU BUT I DO!" Ginny yelled as she pulled the cake away from him.
"But, But, but Ginnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! M-m-m-my cake?" Blaise whimpered.
"Tough luck. You shouldn't have been running around like a dork over some cake, now you've lost out." Ginny flicked her hair over her shoulder and went to eat the cake.
Blaise whispered something in her ear. Ginny went red and handed him the cake.
"Haha! Win!" Blaise snickered.
"What was that about?" Hermione demanded.
"I can't say around my god kids." Ginny said sheepishly.
Hermione bit her lip and closed her eyes, breathing deeply.
"I cant wait 'till I'm not pregnant anymore! I hate being out of the loop!" She said finally.
"Aww, babe do- FUCK! WHAT THE HELL GRANGER?" Draco yelled as Hermione hit him over the back of the head.
"Don't. Call. Me. Babe." She told him, again.
"Sorry. I forgot." Draco winced.
"Clearly."
"Blaise, where's Theodore?" Pansy asked, realising that her boyfriend hadn't come back yet.
"Go look and see." Blaise smirked.
"Okay." With that Pansy rose from her seat and went to look for Theo.
"So, what is Theo actually doing?" Hermione asked Blaise.
He smirked.
"I cant tell you. My god kids cant hear what I have to say." Blaise said smugly.
Hermione looked murderous. She rose from her seat slowly.
"Good thing they're not your god kids then, Am I right Blaise?" She said coldly before walking out of the room.
"Well Fucking Done Zabini!" Ginny fumed as she got up to go comfort her friend.
"Nicely done Blaise, honestly, HORMONES do I have to spell it out for you? I swear to Salazar, if the next 3 months are going to be like this, the ENTIRE male species is doomed." Draco sighed dramatically.
"We're all doomed." Harry sighed.
"Leave her alone Harry! She's pregnant and fed up! It's not her fault, if anyone is to blame here its Him!" Luna said pointing at Draco.
"Accidents happen…Especially in the middle of a war." Draco grinned.
Then they heard a loud sob erupt from upstairs, which turned into lots of sobbing and sniffling sounds.
"Merlin!" Draco huffed before standing and departing from the room and running up to his sobbing wife.
"Granger! Granger?" He called as he ran up the stairs, his height and leg length allowing him to take them 3 at a time.
Ginny emerged from his and Hermione's room looking troubled.
Draco nodded at her once and walked past into the room.
"Granger, Granger come on, stop this." He sighed slightly as he walked toward the door to the en suit.
He rattled the handle. Locked.
He thought he'd give her a chance first though.
"Open the door Granger." He said firmly.
"N-no!" Hermione hiccupped.
"Come on Granger, open up." He said a little softer, but still firmly.
"I d-don't wan-n't t-to." She hiccupped again.
"Come on Angel, open the door, it's just me. Just Draco, come on Angel, you cant keep me out." Draco whispered softly into the crack between the door and the wooden frame.
If she didn't let him in now, then he'd unlock it himself and barge in.
The lock clicked softly. The door opened slightly.
He pushed it and walked in hesitantly.
Hermione was sat on the bathroom floor, with red eyes and tear streaks down her face.
"Aww Angel." Draco groaned as he sat on the floor next to her and pulled her into his arms.
"I Hate being pregnant." Hermione sobbed.
"No you don't, don't be stupid." He said softly.
"I cant actually do anything, I can barley keep up with anything and these freaking hormones do this to me! I hate it!" Hermione insisted.
"Granger, calm down. Blaise just has a messed up sense of humour. Just ignore him okay?" Draco said softly.
"Its not just that though! I cant do anything on my own anymore really. I'm an independent person and now I need someone with me to help me with everything! It's not fair."
"I know Angel, it'll be okay." Draco soothed.
"Promise?" Hermione sniffled.
"I Promise. If not then well, I'm fucked really." Draco chuckled.


A/N- N'Arwww. Teehee, sorry for the late update, been a tad busy :L Here it is, Hope ya' like it!
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