I'M BACK BITCHES! I'm sorry for not updating. I was studying for the most important exam of my life. If I wrote at least over 11.000 points, I could go to a good university. Anyway, let's just jump into it guys. I do not own anything except my OC. WARNING: Randomness, dank memes and grammar mistakes.
Episode 13: A night at the city
Nova was searching on youtube. "Now let's see, what should I pick?" he said.
"You know, why are we wasting our time watching videos? Why don't we go outside?" Weiss said.
"You know what? You're right! I know you for like two weeks and I've never went to any place on this planet."
"How come?" Jaune said.
"I don't know, maybe because you kids have school work and I didn't want to go alone."
"Well, our scedule is free and we can go to the city." Yang said.
"Great!". Then everyone got up, prepared themselves and left the dorm.
The kids were walking down the street. Nova was sightseeing. After showing him the best places in the city of Vale, they decided to stop at a cafe. Everyone sat down on a table and started to talk.
"And that's how it went." Ruby said.
"Really? Wow, you kids fought a criminal mastermind and some terrorists? That's pretty cool! And that Torchwick guy sounds like a classy criminal." Nova said.
"More like old-fashioned." Yang said and everyone laughed.
"Wow, that's the first time I hear you say something funny." Ruby said.
"Hey, I am funny! I say funny stuff all the time!"
"If you're talking about your not funny puns, then no." Weiss said.
"You guys are mean."
"And what happened to that girl with the swords on her back?" Nova asked.
"We don't know what happened. She probably left." Blake said.
"Why didn't you called us to help you?" Jaune said.
"Yeah, we would love to help you." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, I would love to break that guy's face!" Nora said.
"Sorry guys. Next time you can come and help us." Ruby said.
"And about that monkey boy, what did you say his name was?"
"Sun." Blake said.
"Sun? Like, Sun Wukong?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Does he also has a power pole that can extend to extreme heights?"
"No, I think it can split in two nunchuck pistols."
"His weapon is really cool!" Ruby said.
"And very original... I think." Nova said.
"Where are you going with this?" Weiss said.
"Here, check this out.". Then he snapped his fingers and a book appeared on the table, written in Mandarin.
"What is that?" Jaune said.
"This is a 16th century chinese novel named Journey To The West."
"Chinese?" Ren said.
"Yeah. Hey Yang, do you know Mandarin?"
"Mandarin, like the fruit?" she said.
"Yeah, my bad. Stupid question, blond answer.". With that everyone laughed except Yang, of course
"HEY!" . She then punched him in the arm.
"See? That was funny! Anyway, the deal is that the hero of the story is the Monkey King, also known as Sun Wukong.". Everyone was surprised with that.
"Wait, really?" Blake said.
"Yes, and now that I'm looking at you kids, you do remind me of fairy tale characters. You Ruby look like Red Riding Hood, you Weiss like Snow White, you Blake I don't know but I will find out and you Yang like either Goldielocks or Rapunzel, because of your blond hair."
"Maybe it's a coincidence." Jaune said.
"That is a possibility.". Then a cute waitress with pink hair and fox ears came with everyone's drinks.
"Here you go. Sorry for the waiting." she said.
"Don't worry. I saw your cute face and ears and I forgot about it." Nova said.
"Thank you. That was so sweet, that it makes me want to throw up." she said and left.
"Isn't she adorable?"
"Yeah, she's all sunshine." Yang said sarcastically.
"It's just, everytime I see something cute, I can't control myself. Did you see her pink fox ears?"
"You are the first person I know with some much love for faunus." Blake said.
"Yeah, it makes me wish I was a faunus."
"You do?"
"Yeah. Imagine me with wolf ears! I would look so cool! But enough about my weird likes. I wanted to ask you something."
"What is it?" Ruby said.
"You kids go to that huntsman school to protect people from those dark monsters, right."
"Yes, what about it?" Weiss said.
"Let's say that all the monsters are dead, there are no more. What would happen then?"
"What do you mean? The world would be peaceful! Why are you asking something that stupid?"
"Yeah I know, the world would safer and all that, but what would happen to you?"
"We would...we would..." Ruby was going to say something but she started to think about it, along with the others, what would happen. They spent most of their lifes, training to fight the Grimm and protect the world. If all the Grimm were killed, they wouldn't have a life goal anymore.
"Wow. I never thought what would happen then." Pyrrha said.
"I'll tell you what would happen. You would return to your homes, go to a normal school and graduate, so you can get a job, because without proper education, you would end up as mercenaries.". Nova was right. That is exactly how it would go.
"Actually, if that happened, I would work at my family's company." Weiss said.
"And I am a celebrity, so taking care of my life wouldn't be difficult." Pyrrha said.
"That's unfair! At least you have a home to return to!" Nora said and covered her mouth when she realised what she said. Ren got depressed while the rest of them were looking at them with their eyes wide open and Nova spat his cappuccino because of that shocking reveal.
"What?" Nova said. "Wait so you are-"
"Orphans? Yes. A very strong Grimm invaded the village where me and Nora were living and killed everyone, even my parents. Nora was already an orphan then, so her situation was worse." Ren said. Nora hugged while he was talking. Everyone felt really sad. Nova was about to cry.
"How did you manage to survive?" Jaune said.
"We hid under a building and remained silent. Luckily I unlocked my semblance and the Grimm couldn't locate us. Since then we were taking care of ourselves."
"Can we please change the subject? I can't stand sad stories! Everyone's backstories has a dark part in them!" Nova said with a crying voice.
"Wait, everyone's? How do you know our backstories?" Weiss said.
"I read your minds. I mean, how do you think I know your names?" he said, calming down. There was then an awkward silence.
"Oh, that's right. We never introduced ourselves. Why didn't we?" Ruby said.
"Can we change the subject now?" Yang said and everyone agreed.
"Ok. Oh, I remembered another question! If you-" Nova was about to finish his question when all of a sudden three people with black clothes, ski masks, guns and bags with a lot of money barged in.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR WITH THEIR POSSESIONS NEXT TO YOU, NOW!" one of them said. Everyone did what he said, except for Nova and the gang. The second of them went to the cash register."YOU, GIVE ALL THE MONEY AND AN ESPRESSO NOW!" he said and the cashier did he said. The third one was keeping an eye on the rest of them. "DON'T YOU DARE MOVE!" he said. The first one saw the gang standing. "HEY, I SAID ON THE FLOOR!"
"And what if we won't get on the floor?" Yang said.
"Don't do anything! I got it." Nova said and walked in front of the robber.
"DON'T COME CLOSER OR I'LL SHOOT-" before he finish his sentence, Nova grabbed him by his throat and raise him.
"Excuse me, but I was having a conversation with my friends, until you assholes came here! Surrender now and the police won't find you with a broken spine!" he said. His friends started to worry. They didn't think Nova would do such thing. Would he?
"Nova...? You wouldn't do that, would you?" Jaune said.
"Relax, they won't do anything.". He then turned to the robber. "Will you?" The other two robbers surrounded Nova and aimed their weapons at him. The others prepared to fight but Nova said "Don't worry about me, but about them." The robber, Nova was holding, was scared, as he stared him at his rainbow eyes. They weren't just rainbow, they had a rainbow fire.
"Lower your weapons!" the robber said to the other two. "Ok, we surrender! Please let me go!"
"Smart choice.". He then disappeared and reappeared behind them and karate chopped them, leaving them unconcious. He then snapped his fingers to make a rope appear and tied together and he left them outside the cafe, for the police to pick them up. He then went inside. A big silence followed. "Well? No applause?". A random person started clapping and then everyone started to clap. Then the police arrived, took the robbers and everything went back to normal.
"That was awesome! How did you do that!" Ruby said.
"I did the glowing eyes trick." Nova said.
"It's not a big deal. I can do it too. Look!" Yang said and turned her eyes red.
"Yeah, but which are more scary, the red eyes or the ones with the rainbow fire?" he said as he got closer to them.
"Wow... you're eyes are beautiful!" Blake said.
"I know. Now back to our conversation. If you weren't huntsmen, what would your job be? I'm not asking you Weiss and Pyrrha because your future is bright."
"Well.. I imagine myself as a teacher." Ruby said and everyone except Nova stared at her. "Why are you staring at me? Just because I don't pay attention to class sometimes, that doesn't that I don't like teaching! I would love to teach little kids!"
"That's so sweet!" Pyrrha said.
"Alright, what about you Blake?"
"Well, I love literature, so I can imagine myself as a book writer." she said.
"Really? With your ninja skills, I can imagine you being a secret spy...or a prostitute." he said, murmuring that last one. After that, a loud laughter was heard in the backround. "What was that?"
"The waitress, because she heard what you said, and me too. Why would I become a prostitute?!"
"I don't know, maybe for self-punishment...or as a cover to hide your spy life, maybe..."
"Why would Blake want to punish herself?" Jaune said.
"Bad decisions, regrets, mistakes of the past, those are some reasons."
"Blake would never do such big mistakes, besides...you know what." Ruby said it like that because there was people around.
"Yeah, of course. Blake did you do something in the past that you regret?"
"You already know, why don't you say it?"
"Because it's your secret, not mine."
She took a big breath and started to talk. "Well...I don't want to get into details but...I said some bad things to my parents before I leave with 'you know what', and I regret any word I said that day.". Her eyes were filled with tears and Nova realised his mistake.(Nova is the only god that does mistakes)
"Blake, I... I'm sorry for-"
"No, it's okay. I need it to get it out of my system."
"Don't worry Blake, we're here for you." Ruby said and she and her teammates hugged Blake. And a squeak was also heard. But this time they laughed.
"You were right. Squeaky sounds brighten things up." Yang said.
"I know. What about you?" Nova said.
"Well, I want a job that involves action."
"Ah, like a police officer or a bounty hunter or a famous martial artist...or a prostitute." he said, murmuring the prostitute part again but the waitress heard that and laughed again. "SHUT UP!"
"You said prostitute, didn't you?" she said, her eyes totally red.
"Hey, it also has action. That was funny."
"NO IT'S NOT!"
"What about you Jaune?"
"Honestly, I don't know." Jaune said.
"Maybe with a job you would hate. Everyone who says that is either with a job they hate, or an internet celebrity, like the Paul brothers, Lele Pons, Liza Koshie, Lil Tay, Bhad Bhabie, Ricegum, you know, a total failure(OH SNAP)." Nova said. "Or someone really successful. It's uncertain. What about you Nora?"
"An anger management teacher." she said. Everyone was staring at her. "What?"
"I think your session would go like this. Hmm hmm. Hello everyone and welcome to the anger management lessons. Here, I'll teach you how to EXPRESS YOUR ANGER THE RIGHT WAY! DID SOMEONE LIED TO YOU, MAKE FUN OF YOU, STEAL FROM YOU, SEND YOU TO PRISON, HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE? HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO! DESTROY HIS FUCKING LIFE, BREAK HIS FUCKING FACE, BURN HIS HOUSE, CHOP HIS DICK OFF, DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF HIM. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! And then you destroy everything and send them at hospital." Nova said and made the best impression. Everyone was laughing non stop.
"Wow, how did you know?" Nora said while laughing.
"Oh man!" Yang said, taking a breath. "That was hilarious!"
"See, that's funny! What about you Ren?"
"I don't know, I haven't thought about it." he said.
"I can see you becoming a karate movie star, a chef, a martial artist or even a yoga teacher. I can see it in your face."
""How can you see someone's future from his face?" Weiss said.
"I can, it's one of my infinite talents.". Then Nova's phone made a sound. "Oh, it's getting late."
"Yeah, I think we should get going." Pyrrha said.
"Excuse me, fox waitress, the bill please!"
"You don't have to pay. It's on the house. As a thank you for stopping those robbers." the waitress said.
"You hear that Weiss? You don't have to pay for all of us." Yang said and then they left. In the way, Ruby wanted to ask Nova something.
"Hey Nova?"
"What is it?"
"When we had that talk about all the Grimm being dead, I wanted to ask you... since your a god, you can kill all of them with ease, right?"
"Of course. Why, you want me to do it?"
"No."
"Okay, because whether you said yes or no, I still wouldn't do it."
"WHAT?! WHY?!" everyone yelled.
"Because I'm a god, it's not my job to interfere with your mortal problems. And also why should I do it, when you can? But I will tell you this. My father created life, and it would be a shame if someone or something destroyed it. I want to protect life, and I'll do whatever it takes.". He then placed his index and middle finger on his forehead to teleport back to his planet. "Oh, and the next time we go out, we'll go to New York. Bye." And with that he disappeared.
And done. Expect more of these chapters along with the reactions and how Nova will fit into the lore. I also did some edits to the previous chapters. Also it's been some time since I watched the show and I don't remember some details. See you soon.
