Chapter 14
More Adventures Begin. NOW!
The meeting had been called, now we were all crowded in the room. I kept staring at the female Deidara; he looked ready to kill me. Rei was also staring at him. But for different reasons, Rei was pretty red.
"So Deidara…" I said. He, or she… glared at me
"What." He/she hissed
"You don't very much different." I stated. He lunged at me, pulling clay from his pouch and forming it in mid-air. Pein slammed him against the wall with his gravity thing.
"We can't have any deaths at the moment, Megan is our main source for what's happened to us." He stated. I smiled. Female Pein was almost like I had imagined him, or her… Let me just say for now that Pein and all of the 'boys' are He's and Konan is still a She. Of course it turned out all of the members had been gender switched, even poor Konan, I liked her as a girl a lot, now she was all, a guy. Not natural! But all of this wasn't natural, you don't just go switching genders everyday now do you? If that happened life may be more understanding for both genders… Guys would hate being told to make sandwiches and girls would hate being told they were savages. See? Guys would understand a girls feelings and hormones, not to mention the dreaded and pure hell of a period. They would have to live through that, from twelve, to fifty.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA" I laughed. All stared at me. That part was supposed to stay in my mind…
"What the hell?" Hidan asked. He was the second cutest as a girl, Itachi, of course, was drop dead gorgeous. Who would have guessed? He has so many damn fangirls, all for his looks, why not have him the envy of all of us normal girls? Of course I wasn't the only to notice Itachis beauty, Rei wasn't even paying attention but I saw Kakuzu staring at Itachi as if you say he was wondering how much Itachi would sell as a whore. I of course would protect him if such a thing were to happen, Itachi was my second favorite Akatsuki! Sadly I don't think I could put up enough of a fight, since this morning I had started feeling different.
"Nothing.." I mumbled. It would have been great to see a female Sasori, sadly he had to have been killed off by Kishimoto… For now I got to see an enthusiastic Tobi, not very enjoyable.
"Megan, explain now." Pein ordered.
"So, back on Earth this type of thing was called genderbending. Where girls turn to boys and boy to girls." I explained
"Why aren't you two transformed?" Itachi asked.
"Well that fact can only be answered by the theory that me and Rei aren't from this world!" I said.
"So is everyone else transformed?" Itachi asked again.
"I guess so, and why are you talking? I thought you were silent." I said.
"Well I guess he wants to see his brother Sasgay as a chick!" Kisame chipped in. I turned to Kisame, he was decent as a girl, nothing compared to Itachi, but that was the same with everyone. Itachi gave Kisame a glare.
"Not everyone here is a perv like you Kisame." Itachi stated. Kisame got angry at this, I was surprised Itachi was so emotional! Were the girl feelings already taking over?
"OOHHHH CATFIGHT!" Hidan cheered. I had to admit, it would be fun to see the two fight it off, but no doubt Kisame would be finished quickly because Itachi would Sharingan his ass. Sharingan his ass, I always loved that saying!
"CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!" Deidara cheered, I even jumped in too, along with Hidan.
"SILENCE ALL OF YOU!" Pein screamed. A girlish scream from Pein was one of the many things on my Bucket List, also included was:
1) A kiss from Sasori-kun
2) Killing Sakura
3) Hugging Tobi, if he isn't extremely annoying at the moment.
4) Control a puppet(NEEEDDDD!)
AND
5) Joining Akatsuki or becoming Sand Kunoichi
So far I had scratched number five and still had yet to do number 3 if I felt like it. Number 1 sadly might never come true due to when I came here. And number 2 can't happen because of the damn Naruto storyline, while number 4 is still out there…
Itachis eyes flashed at Pein dangerously. Oh hell yes, PMSing Akatsuki members were the best.
"DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE!" Pein yelled at him. I blinked. Were they all on the same cycle? I nearly laughed out loud, wasn't I prude? Oh that went out the window when the internet had shown me the 'miracle of life' in the most detailed way possible. I wondered how Konan was holding up with all of this off track meeting talk. I walked over to her, leaving the catfight bitching to the men/women.
"So how is it being a guy?" I asked her. She shrugged
"I don't have so much feelings as before… the new part of me is hard to get used too." She answered. Not prude either eh?
"Wait…" I said, a thought just came to me.
"What is it?" She asked
"If the Deva Path is a chick, is the Animal Path a dude? When did Nagatos bodies become affected? And where the HELL is Nagato?" I asked. She blinked
"I can't tell you where he is located, and he was no doubt effected by this as well. I checked." She answered.
"Fine, don't tell me. At least Rei and I don't have to go through this though… While we do feel different, Rei kept freaking out about it." I said. Konan raised an eyebrow.
"Feel different how?" She asked, she suddenly pulled me away from the spot, a chair flying into the wall where my head had just been. My eyes got wide, were they actually turning into a catfight?
"Woah, thanks Konan. Lately me and Rei have felt different, I can't describe it but it's the way I felt back at home." I said.
"Let's try an experiment." Konan said.
"What kind of experiment?" I asked. We were sitting on the floor now, the only safe place in this entire time of chaos. I wondered where Rei was…
"Do the Kage Bushin jutsu." Konan instructed. I made the hand sign.
"KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" I exclaimed. Nothing. My eyes slowly got wider.
"No chakra." She stated
"Shouldn't I be dead though?" I asked
"No, you have merely lost your ability as a ninja." She said.
"HOW? I had chakra last night, if it just leaves should I be dead?"
"Weren't we all the right gender last night?" She asked me.
"Well yeah… I wonder how that happened." I muttered
"You mean that didn't happen in the future of the Naruto show you talked about?" Konan asked, I shook my head.
"The only one genderbending was Naruto, and that was a jutsu. This isn't a jutsu." I explained
"Ermm, okay?" She said. Confusion was easily made hanging with me. I jumped up from my hiding. Now Itachi, Pein, Hidan, and Kisame were fighting, ripping at hair, throwing chairs, and various attacks of jutsus. Deidara would have been apart of this but Rei was pulling him into a hug. Why? I have no idea, some move on an imaginative relationship made. Kakuzu was sitting down, thinking about money I supposed.
"HEY YOU GUYS! STOP IT NOW!" I screamed. No one listened. I got a chair thrown at me. I dodged it, being able to see it this time…
"STOP FIGHT NOWWWWW!" I screamed. Once more just more fighting. I finally found out where Tobi was, cowering behind Rei. Was he trying to cuddle up to the new sempai? Oh fuck no, I was the ONLY sempai! Besides Deidara… I realized no one was listening to my screams, Konan still sat down, rolling her eyes at my fruitless attempts. I narrowed my eyes. Once again about a million ideas came into my head. Just about 98% being smart, the 2% being the most dumbass shit in the world. I smiled to myself. Dumbass away.
"Do-do-do-oo, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
We wonder are you ready to join us now hands in the air we will show you how come and try caramell will be your guide So come and move your hips sing wha-a-a look at hips, do it La-la-la you and me can sing this melody Oh-wa-a-a-a Dance to the beat Wave your hands together Come feel the heat forever and forever Listen and learn it is time for prancing Now we are here with caramel dancing!" I sang, all the while swinging my hips and waving my fingers up and down the top of my head. I wasn't making my reputation very powerful in the Akatsuki with dancing the Caramelldansen in the middle of a catfight involving genderbent characters. But this, was something I had waited for my entire life. Now was my time to shine. By the time I had finished the song, and my dance, everyone was staring at me, frozen. Hidan had a half broken chair in his hand, Itachi's eye was bleeding, and Pein was about to push Itachi into a wall with gravity. Deidara, Rei, and Kakuzu stared at me in disbelief. All the while I stood there. What the hell had I just done? The song suddenly rushed through my head, a jumpy and cheerful song, too bad I didn't own it, I wonder who had made it? Some people in Sweden right? The original song was in Swedish after all. My thoughts came back to reality when I saw something in the room move.
"MEGAN-SEMPAI IS A GOOD SINGER AND DANCER! LET TOBI JOIN TOO!" Tobi yelled
"Ummmmm" I mumbled. Before I knew it Tobi was beside me and dancing, mimicked the lyrics while messing up, filling the spots with humming. I decided I didn't have any respect in this place anyways. So what did I do? I fucking danced along with him.
I have to admit, it feels very embarrassing and stupid to dance the Caramelldansen in front of all of the Akatsuki members, but you know what feels extremely right and great to do in front of them all? Caramelldansen with fucking Tobi bitches! The entire time I bobbed away I imagined all of the angry fangirls that would tear me limb from limb for merely having such an epic moment with Tobi. I wouldn't blame them. We all need to do Caramelldansen with Tobi right? Correct. I felt adrenaline pump through my body as I became excited and happy to do such a childish and carefree thing, sadly every millisecond of the madness was sucking away at my popularity among the organization. I didn't give a shit. And neither would you. As you all know, when you do the Caramelldansen you close your eyes, so I didn't see or dodge the tackle I got from Rei after about three minutes.
"Owww!" I muttered. Rei was glaring at me.
"WHAT THE HELL MEGAN!" She exclaimed. I blinked, then my face become controlled.
"What?" I asked.
"Why the hell did you do-do-you do T-THAT?" She spluttered. She sure stuttered a lot lately… Maybe recovering from the hug with Deidara..
"Speaking of why did you 'do-do-do that' what the hell was with the hugging of Deidara?" I asked. Her face turned redish pink.
"T-THAT WAS N-NOTHING!" She screamed. Deidara came over. He looked confused.
"Eh Deidara, why did Rei hug you?" I asked him. Rei was about o slit my throat with a kunai when Konan stopped her.
"I dunno, she just hugged me out of the blue." Deidara muttered. I squealed. Rei narrowed her eyes
"I swear to god if you say anything suggestive I'll kill yo-" She started before I talked over her
"Well duh, and another thing is Deidara's girl voice is so cuuute!" I squealed. Deidara blinked. Obviously he was thinking of blowing me up again.
"What? Want to blow me up?" I teased
"Yeah, I'll suicide you right now! I have clones you know!" He exclaimed. I immediately got up and stopped him.
"Sorry Deidara, but I don't feel like seeing you flash me at the moment." I stated. Deidara's face got pink as he remembered his added anatomy. He immediately tugged his cloak tighter around his waist. I smiled.
"There there, it's okay." I reassured, patting his shoulder. He swatted it away and walked over to the still Caramelldansening Tobi and started yelling at him about his dignity fully gone. I chuckled
"Deidara-chan is so adorable!" I said. Rei gave me a glare. I smirked
"Don't worry Rei, he's all yours, if you're into Yuri of course." I said. Her face got red. Genderbending can do so much now couldn't it? I looked around the room, Pein, Kisame, and Itachi were still staring at me in surprise. I smiled at them
"Tell me who wins!" I informed. Then I left the room. More badass then ever.
Note: OH HELL YESH! The genderbending is a fun twist on the story I have to admit, now I have PMS'ing Akatsuki on my hands. Yes, this story will be interesting XD I also plan on putting up a Caramelldansening Megan and Tobi soon on my DeviantART account(Naruto-Cupcakes), I already have the frames… I'll make sure to post it here when I'm done XD
Fun Fact: I was listening to Caramelldansen on a loop the entire time I wrote this chapter, just so you know how I came up with the part XD
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